Turtle Tunes

[PestVolk]

Music produced by Richard Berg. Let me call Dexter.

[PitterStudio]

This is so bad, that I actually enjoy this!

[burtney17121]

i get the slightest feeling that their in costumes!!

[LunaTorki]

one thing that bothers me with the suits...Mikey and Raph's bandannas never seem to look different colours...

[taurinecat]

This is deliciously, awesomely awful. Thank you.

[dciguy01]

The dislikes on this video need to be over 9000. Thumbs up if you agree

[mcjumic]

so Splinter's dead? That's a new twist.

[ThisCakeIsAPie]

14:46 You have such beautiful eyes Raph

[quake4ever2007]

poor turtle in antifreeze

[Hipstoprockathon]

BETTER THAN LIL WAYNE

[Pokemanic4321]

AVGN sent me here

[MrPresidentFox]

OUR OWN TV SHOW! YOU KNOW, NOT LIKE THAT POPULAR AND ACCLAIMED CARTOON WE HAD!

[girlgarde]

Given how the "stranger" in the "don't talk to strangers" song was a ninja, they should call it "Don't talk to ninjas"! Anyhow, this whole video was dumb beyond belief.

[pokerfiend360]

this is complete garbage

[SuperDominator45]

the most horrendous thing ever spawned! it makes the only good musicals sound like they're on drugs! (music man, fiddler on the roof, south pacific, etc. just 2 name a few)

[757330]

Tish Rabe, I don't know what I ever did to offend you. But please consider us now even.

[devineggins4]

nice episode but why exactly are they singing instead of beating the bodily fluids out of the foot ninjas?

[ChingParr]

I wonder at what point the directors thought "Hey, we have a TMNT musical with NO martial arts, what else do we need? A bitchy black female... pelvic thrusts... and really bad synthesized bass guitar the entire time..."

[S3LLERY]

3:00 OH MY GOD NIGHTMARES

[NightbladeEagle]

Now I get why Motherfucker Mike hated this.

[757330]

@NightbladeEagle

Yeah, no shit. I wish I had a Metroid game to put in right now.

[PhoenixShadows101]

Take 1145? Imagine all the $hit we didn't have to see. 

[murilsomXD]

>>-------(knee)------->

[FredWood41]

i go barfing

[Eecha2000]

This is blasphemy! This is madness!

[sgljc]

@Eecha2000 MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA! *Kicks*

[MysticDestroyer13]

Yes, because picking up litter is exactly what I do with my friends every day :P we have a rip-snorting good time.

...Why does this movie exist???

[ChingParr]

Yeah... Now I know why I always hated TMNT

[Tomongdong]

00:00 is the best

[tylerjstern97]

I did

[strawhataddison]

i like turtles!

[theFFVIguy]

Why would my mom ask a ninja to pick me up?

[SayaNinjaCat]

@theFFVIguy Because your mom is AWESOME. :D

[Copper20]

Who came here after watching James Rolfe's review?

[1milobbs]

code word Michelangelo o o o lol

[1milobbs]

what the fuck dose a turtle need a boat lol

[jamesarongray]

these aren't the real turtles... the real turtles would destroys these.... tadpols

[aicheyearaem]

was this before or after the COMING OUT OF THeiR SHELLS thing?

[DeathofToast]

@aicheyearaem After.

COOTS was in 1990, this was in 1994...so it even came after the second concert tour the turtles did called "Getting Down in Your Town" which was like in 1992 ;)

[TheFob911]

5:33

There's a spark in his butt

[Algotify]

this whas, interesting..

[Duvmasta]

8:28 Why would someone's mom ask a ninja to pick them up from the park!? -_-'

[TheRabbitRush]

Wait...

06:24 - Leonardo: "This is making me sick"

06:26 - Kids and turtles: "Let's just hope he stays the foot and that he won't get seasick"

So when Leonardo said that line he obviously didn't really mean it was the boat making him feeling sick but rather something else. Was he actually reffering to the whole scene itself? :O

[DeathofToast]

@TheRabbitRush Actually, it says: "Let's just hope he stays AFLOAT and that he won't get seasick"

It's meant to be they hope the rocking of the boat won't make him sick, BUT they were lazy and couldn't think of another word to rhyme with seasick so had Leo say sick beforehand, so yeah, we can interpret it how we like ¬_¬"

The Leonardo rowboat sequence is great for representing the whole thing, with lines like "This is making me sick" and "This is a disaster" though XD

[DNchap1417]

@DeathofToast: I grew up with the Turtles, and somehow this film and Turtle Christmas did not grab my attention; thank god they did not! Think about it, the costumes look like they've bought from a Halloween store!

The only good song worthwhile is the intro!

[SuperNESFighter]

No wonder motherfucker mike hated this. Lol

[potatowned59]

im 1 minute in and ive had enough of this shit

[Brightstars19]

I think I lost a few brain cells after watching this.

[JonesBoii995]

2:12 Sounds pretty paedo-like...

[kingparkerx100]

How come all the garbage in newyork is just paper lol

[nano69ify]

Oh my god, i can't even make it through 10 minutes. Its so fucking bad. Shitty actors, shitty singing, shitty kids that are on camera trying to act but can't, Oddly switching voices between the 4 turtles. this whole "Turtles Tunes" Idea is a piece of shit. I feel sorry for MotherFucker Mike.

[texmurph]

Thumbs up if you're a fan of child molesting ninjas.

[agetro82]

I bet the guys inside the costumes are like "please fucken kill me"

[DeathofToast]

@agetro82 Either that or "I don't get paid enough for this s**t..." XD

[KhaymanHence666]

@agetro82 what costumes?

[DrEwic]

this is digusting



[ContraCommando]

So gay. DISGRACE TO THE TMNT!

[ZeroSouled]

What year did this come out?

[DeathofToast]

@ZeroSouled 1994 I think.

[ZeroSouled]

@DeathofToast Thanks

[buddygoogle]

@DeathofToast OH NOES! I'm SO Glad I was too young to remember that!

[trevie25]

okay i made it 11;13 mins, how about you ppl?

[The19t96]

17 people love to skateboard around the fountain^^

[Koopa3000]

"Special thanks to Scott Hyman for his unending devotion for this project"

[Pugslee3]

They should have gone to the world trade center to sing!

[RileySkye100]

Tish Rabe. Now I know who to blame for this piece of shit.

[RobloxGameReveiwer]

now i know why mother fucker mike hated this omg

[bakedpootetoo]

no fucking way xD

[psp785]

I cant stop laughing its worse then high school musical 

[RagingBanebou]

*sighs* Now I feel just like the Nostalgia Critc himself...

[WebVManReturns]

I think I'll go listen to some Rick Astley now. That will be music to my ears after hearing this.

[sdurameshi19]

they are being very bad ninjas right now. being seen by all and in broad daylight shame on you turtles.

[sdurameshi19]

the puppeteer work here is soooo bad. their mouths never close. 

[finalname09]

Wait a minute, 17:56 - did he just said "butt sauce"? ;o

[DeathofToast]

@finalname09 Nah, it's a badly said "FUDGE sauce" ¬_¬

[finalname09]

@DeathofToast Thanks. It's definitely badly said. :o :P

[itsthatoneguy5]

6:27 but he is on a lake.

[mikeynike81]

i made it to 4:00

[Sickopath333]

1:50 But.. you already have your own show!

2:20 You can say that again..

4:49 So.. children are making this video.. at least this would have an excuse if that were the case.

6:01 Someone get their weapons.. kids need to be beat down.

7:22 Whose voice is that?

7:53 Oh, a puppy!

8:00 A ninja..? He's good.. blending in so well in a park with his all black outfit.. that puppy smoke bomb threw us off.

9:51 I've got a question! Why does this suck?

18:18 Cowabunga is a good enough catchphrase?

[DeathofToast]

@Sickopath333 18:13 - The cowabunga clearly killed Raph...I think he realised what he was starring in XD

[striderdan]

boy, I'm glad I never saw this as a kid

Would kill my love for the Ninja Turtles, it would!

[ghdfgfh]

12:15 because the only kind of garbage and litter in a city is newspaper. xD

Thank you for uploading this video, even though it is hilariously bad.

[DeathofToast]

@ghdfgfh I find the garbage one hilarious for that reason, they were so cheap all they could afford was to spread a newspaper in the wind...c'mon!

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Just imagine how many crimes these guys could be stopping right now. I could just imagine Shredder and Krang sitting in the Technodrome; witnessing this and saying, "we're going to allow this."

[sonicmandx12]

:<

[perchy9]

they never made the audition -__-



[piratesephiroth]

that last song is awesome

[1CoolDudeMe]

That ninja is a pedophile.

[1CoolDudeMe]

TMNT TV with lame songs sung by turtles.... no thank you. But at least it's better than those retarded reality shows that are on TV all the time.

[Fataltyler08]

9:53 i have friends lol

[Fataltyler08]

I dont even bet the kids are real O_O

[Nashmetal100]

Looks like PBS brainwashed the ninja turtles LOL -The shredder

[XxHELLRAZ0RxX]

Hahaha thats so damn funny. XD XD

[MrWutspopin]

ok know i feel like i shouldnt of searchd for this lame

[MrWutspopin]

thx havent seen this one

[mrpolo666]

Hail the Nerd and fuck this abomination of a movie.

[schmutzlord]

Fuck, this is great.

[OSuKaRuTV1]

the people responsible of this abomination must be dead XP

[taltigolt]

is it just me or did there accents suddenly change to newyork around 9 min

[lenneth3]

the nerd got me here ;/

[lenneth3]

atrocity LOL!

[ani625]

Now we know where Glee came from.

[boredstudent]

@ani625 Glee is fucking retarded

[an1man1ac54l1f3]

@ani625 I still think this is better than that masterpiece of shit what Glee is

[ani625]

This is an abomination!

[OneHitWunda]

It's so bad ._.

[SLAPnPOP726]

I'd start playing Super Metroid too.

[viewer5123]

This movie came from Hell~!

[metav3rvse]

"This is a disaster"

[TheHawkdaddy]

Jesus christ they are terrifying. Those soulless eyes, that "I will eat your nails as you bleed to death" grin. Jesus christ man.

[SuperKitaroShinX]

Thumbs up if anyone seen Motherfucker Mike watch this torture.

[davesecx]

This video is just.....I dont even know how to describe this video. Who the hell makes a 20 minute video like this and goes "Yeah, that was great!" after watching it. This makes the Star Wars Christmas Special look like Shakespeare.

[tehcram]

Closed captions makes this video so much better.

[DellamorteDellamore0]

I have been scared for life.

[mario19885]

Pepperoni, Macaroni, even Guacamole!

[Strommi92]

"We're gonna shoot a video for our brand new TV show /

New York city is the city that we love"

*cries*

[TheHotDogKiller]

I fucking love marijuana .

[rushnerd]

If inappropriate comments keep coming, I'll just stop them all. This isn't mine

lol

[an1man1ac54l1f3]

Why can't a Turtle swim, why'd a TURTLE need a BOAT? I guess if the turtle could swim but not FAST ENOUGH, it could use a SPEEDboat...

[crunkeith]

This show is for toddlers and those turtles couldn't be any creepier looking. What year is this?

[inuuyasha44]

FUCK THIS... STOPPED AT 5:05 and I'M NOT GOING ANY FURTHER D: What kind of a person would make a kid WATCH THIS!?

[OSDolphin]

@inuuyasha44 I made it past you, almost cried on the one before Leonardo had a Rowboat.

[Luigi84289]

I feel sorry for people that bought this new at 19.95.

[BeautifulLosersMusic]

Too bad I didn´t meet the turtles when I livet in New York

[bl00dtear]

Did anyone notice?

8:27 "what the f*** is going on? come on"

[markleycrew2009]

AT 10:13 i thought he said "I GOT AIDS, I CONFESS"

[dxjrules5]

Is it bad I found the first minute catchy?

[ChomskyandCheetos]

"The Garbage" ballad brought a tear to my eye!

[TetsuDeinonychus]

April's probably thinking "Oh my god, what have I done?"

[CheesecakeD]

around 16:17... what Mikey doing? pool dancing?...

[Copper20]

Thumbs up if James Rofle brought you here

[OSDolphin]

@Copper20 Kinda forgot which turtle got lost....

[finalname09]

@Copper20 I've just realised you spelt his name as Rofle. Oh, well, he's funny. ;D

[Copper20]

@finalname09

Is it supposed to be Rofle?

[finalname09]

@Copper20 Rolfe. L before F. But it doesn't matter. :D

[Copper20]

@finalname09

Ok it's James Rolfe now. Sorry his last name's hard to spell.

[DNchap1417]

The bass is straight out of the Mega drive!

[BigBoseMan]

Since when was Leonardo a brotha?

[kdawg060]

i had to see it to believe it

[Bersek91]

80 people are crazy

[Furzkampfbomber]

I am very sure at least in some countries this will video will pass as aggravated battery.

[Yukinel1]

OMG!! I loved the TMNT and I usually got up at 7am to watch their show... I still like them, but holy fuck... what in the world did they do to them?! Like in minute 14:43, Raphael is like complaining about rides that go up and down and go around and around... I thought it was a Roller Coaster, but Raphael got sick getting on a Carousel? He was the meanest turtle of the 4!!! They made him a wuss!! And a turtle that can't swim... what a shame Leo! OMFG my brain totally froze!! X_x

[lanturn]

I survived!

[MrNintendomania1]

well that happened days ago but i couldn't forget about this piece of doggie dukey

[MrNintendomania1]

i love tmnt, i did a bet with my sister and lost. So i had to watch this

[CheapBeer09]

why do I keep watching this??

it's cringe-factor is fucking hypnotic

[DarkNorthfear]

03:22 Pedo turtle

[MrDawnofthedead1]

cristopher films?

[Tekirai]

...........im a turtle fan and i cringe at this need tequila

[greywolf32105]

It's gonna take a lot of booze to erase my brain cells

[greywolf32105]

I need to find some strangers.... selling drug to put up with this!!

[itsmyisliand]

8 minutes and 25 seconds, my brain exploded

[itsmyisliand]

PLEASE explain to me the scenario where you put a turtle in a boat in the middle of a river and it literally doesnt bother to think that "oh im a fuckin turtle il swim"

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Why would someone ask a Foot ninja to look over their kid?

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Can't swim? He's a TURTLE, and he CAN'T SWIM?!

[CaptainAshSpearow]

5:05 Shaky groin.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

4:24 Moon boots.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

3:44 Joker smiles.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

3:28 Shaky shell.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

2:21 Neckline.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

I guess we took the costumes in the first two movies for granted. Mr. Ed had better dubbing than this.

[spicneo]

THIS IS SO GAY, IT SPREADS MY ASS :O

[Meldar]

I love to skateboard 'round the fouuuuuuuuntain!

All the live long day!

[wyldfox2007]

I am glad I am half asleep when I saw this. I think I couldn't watch any more than 5 minutes if I was fully awake, everything was so damn bad in it.

[IAmTheRealCarook]

I play this in the background so i can listen to it whilst i do other things

[EvilPoptart1225]

no i don't have friends i just sit and watch turtle tunes all day

[popledude]

*why the fuck

[popledude]

Why the ruck don't they recycle the newspaper?

[popledude]

I... Want to cry.