Kindergarten Cop - I'm a cop, you idiot!

[cralosfuentes]

eh Ima podeese offica

[Blaze0539]

LOL

[Sunmayful]

kimbuh

[godfatherhunt]

im aa cop you fuck tards ! lol

[katanawarrior2008]

I felt like the guy at 0:10 is David Caruso from CSI: Miami

[skrufbajs]

john kimbuh

[kunatracing]

Hey I'm a pureehz offisuh.

[Icantfeeeeeelit]

press 0.. reminds me of something usuall... oh I remember.

*fapfapfapfap*

[MetaIhead89]

keep pressing 0 to hear orgasm

[ShadowStarAirsoft]

@MetaIhead89 HAHAHAHA lol thats funny man

[chype]

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm Detective Arnold Brownshwager!

[parahthemad]

I dream that arnold comes to youtube and reads the comments, hehehehehehehhehe

[ONNIHOLTTA]

KIMBO!

[arbexo]

schwarzzie, you'd better go to the barber

[AnthonyNiroshan]

PRICELESS!!! 

[Knobbs1994]

Press 8

I'ma kahp hyu eeedeeeot

[austinorama10]

hod 8 for epic head bob

[IllusiveMan23]

and the sequal goes : dis mhan is anderraesth

[CCCPWarHammer]

LMFAO i love this...reminds me of the ENDLESS arnold prank calls i watched lol LOVE it lolol

[skarredspartan]

He's not a cahp! I'm tellin ju, he's naht, is bullshit. He's NAAAHT. Oh, hai Mark

[GRNDSLMHTTR3]

@skarredspartan Ah ha ha, what a story skarredspartan!

[zimbe2712]

the 2 top rated comments made me pee my pants.

[streetstylemagic]

press 2 then 8 then 3. i'm a police officer, i'm a cop you idiot, this is an arrest.

[IFapToGayPorn]

IMMAKHAP UEEDIAHT!

[spam2094]

press 7 to hear CHEESE

[Horrormoviesplatters]

Press 7 to hear the guy say , S***.

[BassamDaSonicLova200]

Press 6 for an epic dance

[patsrule1112]

press 8

[BaronSamediVoodooLoa]

I'm a cahp ju idieht. I'm deetective jahn kimbuh.

[londonboyracer]

@BaronSamediVoodooLoa

biggest laugh I've had all day! Thanks!

[CooldudeXXL]

In today's police state he would have been taken out by snipers, then upon discovering their mistake they'd have quietly covered everything up while carrying out an "internal investigation."

[ONNIHOLTTA]

It sounds like "detective John KIMBO", not Kimble. Haha Arnie!

[MetaIhead89]

press pause and play and keep holding down 0 to hear constant sex moan

[princess8950]

richard tyson is my man

[michaelforthriller]

This ma is unda areausde !!

[desimalkc]

7 people don't realize this is an arrest

[puckfaulpetch]

I like the part where he said he was a cop

[BurntToast187]

0:12



[BrockOmalley]

IMMA COP U IDIOT *Bang*

[videozfann]

"I knocked up my housekeeper you idiot"

[angusyoung15]

im a chap u idhiot!

[PlacentaPudding]

The 5 people dislikes on this video are from:

1) Dynamo from Running Man, 2) The Reindeer from Jingle All The Way, 3) Maria Shriver, 4) Lou Ferigno, and 5) Sully from Commando.

[videozfann]

@PlacentaPudding Now there are 6 dislikes so that would be Bennett from Commando.

[PlacentaPudding]

@videozfann Stop scrooweeng arownt, Bennett, and let da dislike go! Eet's me dat you wahnt!

[videozfann]

@PlacentaPudding LMAO! that is great.

[WispierTetrahedrons]

@videozfann Looks like the cab driver from Hercules in New York has spoken up as well.

[videozfann]

@WispierTetrahedrons LOL!

[phl6716]

5 people are idiots

[JewleBrews]

press 8 for the great quote :)

[tcmoy3]

guy: PUT THE GUN DOWN

arnold: IM FROM WINNEPEG YOU IDIOT

[Jehanzeb14]

IMMACAUGHPYOEHDEEOT

[atomichead777]

the two people below me are idiots for thinking making a dislike joke is funny

[thrallskull]

5 idiots watched this and didn't like it

[atomichead777]

he's a cop u idiots! 

[MEGADETHTHRETH]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[whocarez]

I'm a cop, you idiot! Hasta la vista, baby!

[nonignoggary12]

hold 1 to shoot lazers at Arnold!!! PEW-PEW

[1995Zacko]

I love how Arnold ALWAYS comes out with one-liners! =)!

[NWBE4ST]

I HAVE THE SAME SUNGLASES

[appa2718]

ama cahp yu ehdihut

[mynetwork]

Epic scene!

[dakoide]

press 8 over and over for Ahhnold seizure.

[IFapToGayPorn]

Ahm a capp yeoo edeeot!

[tonyAJ420]

You son of a bitch!

[login1995z5]

keep pressing 8

[ATMofAnubis]

I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective Gettothechoppa!

[LowInProductions]

hey, Arnold!

[CertifiedGooner729]

And so it begins...

[SupositoryRepository]

Detective John Kimble has called me on the phone before.

[hundegaga]

0:00 oh yeah^^

[JETLI2012]

Jetli2008 is now JETLI2012. :D

[pokedude279]

press 8 for the title of the video :)

[DunderMiffilin1]

.....fuck you

[zioz99]

OH JEEZZZ

[vol009S]

5 don't know he was a cop.

[plisskennn]

I already knew that he was a cop,

when I was watching this movie.

[tomwuk1]

"Yeah that's right, drop the gun!" Extra steals a line, by repeating an actual actors :D

[bmackes]

He looks like bernie from weekend at bernies with the sunglasses haha

[samsung123ify]

You know who he looks like? DUKE NUKEM

[ddlanz]

@samsung123ify

Wow.. I was just about to post this.

Yes he does.. A lot.

[Blaze0539]

@samsung123ify WTH? he does... I CALLZ BULLSHIT!

[CertifiedGooner729]

@xxXsantiagoXx Seriously? You Suck.

[MetaIhead89]

@CertifiedGooner729 this movie is called "You Suck"? lol jk

[xraistlin83x]

5 people are idiots and don't believe he's a cop

[francisjairam]

5 people are idoits

[UFOdisclosure1]

ftw

[david247ify]

wtf

[Kitfugl]

SPARTAAAAAAAA!!

[PuebertSniffle]

Best line from him ever! xD

[kakhi2008]

Arnold's accent makes him a good comedian :D

[Hylgar]

Detective John Ethznatatummah.

[lujanr32]

@Hylgar LOL i laughed so hard at ur comment

[Hylgar]

@lujanr32 Thanks =)

[MyLalaland99]

@Hylgar LOOOOOOOOOOOOL AHAHAHHAHAHA :'D

[GmanGregilla]

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?".

[M4rkh0lm]

HE'S DETECTIVE JAWHN KIMBULLH!

[prankcall9]

after making prank calls then finally watching this its wierd lol check out my calls

[prankcall9]

IM A GOVERNOR YOU IDIOT!!

[MsDemilovato4eva]

"IM A COP U IDIOT!!!!!!!!!"

[smrezk]

At 0:13, the cop had a confused look on his face. He was thinkin "holy shit! The dudes Austrian?!"

[tqsuited]

no arnold prank call would be complete without at least one these quotes

[Laveticus]

I'm a cawp you idiot!

I came from cawpet headquaters!

Now take you're toy back to the cawpet!

[rocksoliddude1]

you're detective john kimble? what are you hassling me for?

[pimespo]

@rocksoliddude1 Yes. Yes, what...? One of us is in deeeep trouble. I'm not in deep trouble, I didn't do anything wrong. What do you want!? I want Stevenson Dreamland to come to life. What's the matter? Mwwuooooooh.... BUT I HOPE LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT IN TO YOUR STOMACH! My stomach's where? ... Where's my stomach at? Just do what I tell ye... and so on and so on....

[rocksoliddude1]

@pimespo whatever your name is get ready for a big surprise. what's the big surprise? i got to know what the big surprise is! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[pimespo]

@rocksoliddude1 Gotta love drunk guy. :)

[TENBGOL1]

L M A O !! "I'm a cop you idiot!"

[ShidoGu]

I'm a cop, you idiot!

I'm detective DUKE NUKEM!

[lady5688]

@ShidoGu ROFL! So true.

[Laveticus]

LMAO!

[luarionte]

5 people don't know who John Kimble is - EHDIOTS!

[lightsabre5511]

detective chan kimble, half chinese half austrian, worked the beat, good cop even better man, couldn't really speak english, slightly retarded

[eaglemike1515]

@lightsabre5511 haha i know its been six months but thats an epic comment

[Jaybaylor]

@lightsabre5511 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG AND LOUD I LAUGHED AT YOUR COMMENT!

[CEOrko]

@lightsabre5511

That explains the sunglasses.

[Myview246]

@lightsabre5511 hes not retarded, he just sounds that way cos he had a brain toomah

[SlySpy91]

@Myview246 IT'S NAHT A TOOMAH!

[LtSurge659]

@Myview246

It's not a toomah. IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!

[iammishahearmeroar]

I'm a carp, you idiot!

[kereealazer]

EVerybody Chill, I'm a Cop you idiot, now I gotta Get to the choppa and I'll Be Back to answer your questions

[toby099]

lmao an austrian bodybuilder cop

[TomAraya23]

@toby099

now a fucking governor

happens only in america

[chuckydog]

EPIC WIN :D

[MASEK360]

best scene ever

[pusterput]

Irma cop yew Eediut!

[LowLeveledPower]

IMAH CAHP U EEDIUT! UR ALL HErE LATE CUZ U WENT TO THE BATHROOM, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!

[MrZixoz]

@LowLeveledPower ''haha'' almost a funny one :)

[Nottzuk1]

iima sock you idiot ,im detective chin kambell

[JOS5190]

Yes and I'm a fireman and I'm Professor Matt Gaspar.

[j24800]

JARN CAMPBELL!!

[roddykollias8098]

HEY, IMMA POREECE OFFICAH 

[shigalbigal]

That criminal was probably a twilight fan....

[ifuseekamy]

I wanna have sex with Arnold, Maria is lucky.

[sasyboncho]

@ifuseekamy Uh.... No?

[jigsaw9919]

detective chan kimbu

[windowmaster]

im detective juan kimbo

[goldn41]

Yeah i wanna kill you cuz i am arnold and thats what i do!

[Mutough]

DETECTIVE SHAWN KEMBERL

[longshot1120]

why should you be governer of california, mr schwartzenegger??

IM A COP U IDIOT

[HenrockCav47]

FREEZE!!

...oh jeezzszszzsss...

[CUREZERO]

lmao

[zolleen]

to the comment below mine. no.

[YaTuberculosis]

John Connor: - Put the gun down, now!

Arnold: - Why, I'm a terminator. This is an execution.

Jamie: This man's crazy, look at him. He won't buy me a Turboman. You're just gonna stand there?

Sarah Connor: - Nobody moves!

Arnold: - Sarah! You S.O.B! (Then some arm wrestling)

I'm not sure if I remembered it correctly...

[minion6500]

soundbite GOLD!!

[DecmanReturns]

YOUUUU SON OF A BITCH!

[OveRSwE]

expandibles, he wants to be the president!

[650Falcone]

BEST GOVERNOR EVAH

[NeoGamemaster]

Get to the chopper

[xXzbrianzXx]

Iam a cop you idiot!

[generalgeewhiz]

JOHN KIMBLE!

[SnakeBigBoss24]

IMMA COP YOU EEDEEOT!! IM DETECTIVE JAN KIMBOL!!

[shawn863]

im a cop you eediot!

[sold1ier]

BRING YORRRRR GUN BAAAAK TO DA CAHHHHPET

[xxaimpiratexx]

@samfishercell NO ITS NOT A TUMA!!

[iliveyou123]

Immortalised in the form of Arnold Schwarzenneger soundboards!

[153masterchief]

EPIC!!!!! XD



[tthomaselli2]

"I'm a governor, you idiot!...: I'm Governor Arnold Schwarzenator!".

[NitroTunda]

@tthomaselli2 Why did you repeat what the top guy said? i give you thumbs DOWN!!!

[tthomaselli2]

@NitroTunda

I didn't copy anybody.; I give you thuimbs down!

[cancerbubble85]

Im Governor John Kimble you idiot!!

[MegaShiny]

0:00 *orgasm*

[hamzie11]

@MegaShiny LOL

[TheDarkVII]

"GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

.......shit wrong movie!

[lasha77]

um i dont get why he didit just shoot the guy he was aresting and why he did not explane why wanted to kill him

[mrpr0b0y]

ima kahp ju idjut

[stopdropandroll]

@mrpr0b0y LOL WTF

[HellecticMojo]

John Keemble, wasn't that the name of Harrison Ford's character in the Fugitive?

[DragonD51]

@HellecticMojo

It was Richard Kimble and that's a very good movie you can watch on YT.

Hope my info helps.

[unknownunknowns]

@HellecticMojo It's Richard.

[PromiseDelonRedmond]

I'll be back, PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!

Why?

IM A COP YOU IDIOT!!!

[OnThatPowder]

this movie kicks ASS!!

[Tezarious]

i think he's a cop tbh.

[TheGamingLobby]

DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE FTW!!!

[macbeasty]

im a cop you idiot. im arresting this guy for not putting my cookie down on the cawpet and trying to flee the choppa.

[zerox830]

@macbeasty and for asking to go to the toilet!

@macbeasty With a TOOMAH!