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  • fucking hippie

  • This is how they shower normally before entering the bathtub in Japan. Makes complete sense to me.

  • I thought a navy shower involved a facial from a sailor?

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!­!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK ASSMILK

  • you can come demonstrate that at my place anytime.

  • did you build that book shelf?

  • nahhhhh im fine. ill still take my long hot showers. i dont enjoy stopping the hot water and feeling the breeze making me cold -.-

  • Uh.. Is that Really how navy poeple Shower ?

  • @Allizare

    He said that people on naval ships shower that way when they have limited fresh water.

    This is not the norm for them.

  • Good point

  • Fuck conserving water! Fucking tree-huggers! I shower, then masturbate, then lather, then shave, then fuck a bitch in the shower, while the water is still on.

  • When I think of the military I think of a bunch of doods all grouped with each other for 3 to 6 years none getting pussy and never seeing woman... That seems really depressing but I need to move out and I'm thinking about joining the military so whats the best one for a stoner to join. Please help thanks.

  • @GalaxYSmokaH4Trilli0 Um buddy They often dont let druggers in, its like a rule you cant have taken any drugs alot of times even prescriptions cuase if your minds not working right they often dont want you youd proboly need a waver but im a Mirine chilc and these are atandards for mirine core certein services or more leanent but youd hafta get a waver if your a druggy for certein services they usually want a clean character ..
  • @Allizare Sorry dude i'm not a druggy nor do I do drugs, drink, cigarettes or prescription pills. If your talking about weed then yeah but I haven't smoked in over a month cause I'm pretty serious about joining the military so i'm pretty sure they would except me. I really just need to find out the best branch for a person like me and I'm thinking its the Air Force although I have a friend in the Marines. He thinks the Marines would be best since they travel to places like Japan unlike the Navy.

  • @GalaxYSmokaH4Trilli0 Weed is still cosidered drugs

    By me and by The government and by the militery aswell.

    The rule I am speaking of siad you cant have taken

    any drugs at any time in your life so it might disquilify you

    Right off the bat and a month would be cosidered recent

    However if your seriously interested in joining

    You may be able to Get a waver becuase they do waver poeple

    and which bracnch depends what your looking for

  • @GalaxYSmokaH4Trilli0 Also if you wanta join

    diffrent services are good for certien things

    Mirine is good if you want alot of hand on hand combat,

    and Navy is good if your a tech or really intellegent

    and army is good if you dont want alot of fighting but want decent benifits

    but I think its the airforce that get the most Benifits I believe

    Im not sure on airforce but I know things about mirine and navy cuase

    im the child of two mirines.

  • @GalaxYSmokaH4Trilli0 at any rate

    I wish you luck in joining the forces your serving a good cuase

    .Oh but Navy and Mirines you have to be good swimmers

    in both of them so if you dislike water you,d hafta face that.

    Dont know alot about airforce

  • thats how i shower anyway. didnt know its a navy shower thou.so you people get wet and while lathering up your water is still running?whats that good for?

  • Wait, thats not normal? I do that kind of shower every day. people lather with the water running? doesn't that defeat the purpose of the soap in the first place if its just going to be immediately washed off?

  • you can just shower once a week, that saves way more water :D

  • he's just trying to get me to make a video of me in the shower

  • I'm going to turn the water on.. Make a sandwhich. Eat the aforementioned sandwhich. Shower for an hour with the water running.. Masterbate, lather and rinse another time for good measure. Doesn't save much water but I feel pretty freakin great after.

  • i remember my first shower

  • I took my first navy shower today and I loved it. You get clean, smell good lol, and conserve water. How cool is that? Love it!!!

  • Not saying that we shouldn't conserve water, but the amount of water we use in homes is NOTHING compared to the amount of water used for industry and agriculture. Taking navy showers isn't going to help much (until you're talking about your water bill).

  • cool

  • it's called a sea shower dick

  • Thanks for spreading the word. I think you've got the right idea. It's amazing that pausing the water while soaping is so below most people's radar while a real smarth thing to do. Perhaps it's just because it's too tricky to resume at the same temperature & pressure.

  • FYI we dont take showers like this in the navy.

  • another way to save water is pee in the shower

  • wow pointdexter, this is common sense

  • Good video. I made my kids take Navy showers when they were growing up. They take a fast shower now, the main reason was for hot water conservation so that last 1 or 2 people werent stuck with only cold water if they were last to shower. They make shower heads with an on off button so there is no temp adjusting necessary.

  • honestly i think you should spend more time in the shower, you just look really dirty

  • water isnt going anywhere,not like were gonna run out anytime soon

  • Your a total FAG!!!

  • LOLZ

  • คงจะมีไม่มากมั้ง

  • why would you want to save money and help the environment? pussies.

  • Penis 8====D~~~~ O:

  • suckit asian fuck

  • in america its fine, and theres filters to fresh water, sure we cant drink all the water, but hey the ocean has plenty, and who said in the near future we cant make seawater into drinking water.

    no need to worry now lolz

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  • try it with a half gallon of water in a jug. you don't waste a drop.

  • This is how I take showers! :D Hahaha

  • ur so gay but anyways it wuld b better with bloopers!

  • You make an excellent point on water consumption that the common person should shut off the shower water when not using it to conserve water usage.

  • moron

  • You'll still waste a decent amount constantly having to balance out the temperature of the water EVERY time you have to turn it back on.

    In fact, it is entirely possible that doing this method could increase the amount of water simply due to this.

    In addition, your claims of saving thousands of gallons and hundreds of dollars are baseless. You cannot make such a claim without comparing water usage with a meter and cost in comparison to normal showers during the same times.

  • @TheGirl0608 who said you had to balance out the temperature every time? cold water is just as good as hot :)

  • not hot

  • ... Sad thing is that he can't run for Office anyway... He's an atheist

    Same reason I can't get elected, there are laws that say "atheists can hold office" like in my state, or other states

    bigots ¬_¬

  • @BlankPicketSign think you meant "can't" but yeah haha. That pisses me off, and people say they are open minded...

  • It is hard to get accustomed to navy showers. Too cold...

  • if anyone in AZ wants to save money on their electric bill message me

  • Fuck you and the environment I take 1 to 1 1/2 hour showers every day, it helps relax my hard working, hard drinking and hard fucking body! Freedom is a beautiful thing!

  • @almost everyone! you are idiots(i don't have time to explain y), 1.we cant run out of water(bravo), but it is not about running out of water it is about running out of drinkable water! sure we can extract it form seawater but that is expensive and if you want in the future to pay a small fortune to have a glass of water go one, 2.Why in the hell do you need 1h and more bathes!!?!?!?! relaxation is a state of mind! which lead's to a relaxed body.

  • alright, so all i really got outta this video is that this guys a douche

  • Yea, we're going to run out of 3/4 of the Earth's surface. I'm in the navy, I DON'T take Navy showers, and we never run low and the ship makes all of its fresh water daily (FROM SEAWATER). The supply is not "strained" as you claim it is. I wish these 'greenies' that believe the noble cause of the "environment" is a nifty way to control folks would stay out of my business. Watch the Audi Super Bowl ad if you want to see what life would be like if this guy and his ilk got their way with society.

  • Good idea. I remember when I was little standing in the shower watching all the water swirl down the drain and wondered what we'd do if we used it all up.

    About the same time I recall seeing a pen with a saying printed on the side that said "save water, shower with a friend." At the time I thought it was silly showering with another person because you're naked and such. A few years later, some time after the start of my teens, I discovered the fun potential of showering with a friend :)

  • the earth recycles water, water aint going anywhere, this is bs.

  • @phuzzman The total amount of H2O on the planet does not change, but the amount of drinkable, fresh water supplies does. Right now, there are several places where we get our fresh water from reserves that we deplete faster than they replenish (see Ogallala Aquifer).

    If this doesn't matter, than why do we ever have water shortages? It's because the local supply of water becomes low.

    And anyway, you can still cut down on your water bill with navy showers still.

  • @Albert10110 this is all bull shit why dont we get our water from the ocean and dont say we cant or it would waste more energy because cruise ships do it for fresh drinkable water

  • @242DEE

    Ships take the the water and potabalize it. But potabilization plants are extremely expensive. There are several places that have them, but since they are extremely expensive, there aren't alot.

  • @Albert10110

    I agree with it saving money, and I agree that people in the US seem to not think about how much water they use and waste a lot. Water shortages are a direct result of government control or government granted monopolies in the utility industry (power shortages inc.). The shortages have more to do with price ceilings and economics then actual supply, although the supply is finite. The problem is the price for water is to low, so people use more then they need. FREE MARKET BABY!

  • @Albert10110

    I agree with it saving money, and I agree that people in the US seem to not think about how much water they use and waste a lot. Water shortages are a direct result of government control or government granted monopolies in the utility industry (power shortages inc.). The shortages have more to do with price ceilings and economics then actual supply, although the supply is finite. The problem is the price for water is to low, so people use more then they need. FREE MARKET BABY!

  • @phuzzman So you've got an inexpensive, easy method of desalinization, then? Because potable water is a rapidly diminishing resource. Read a damn book.

  • i'm confused... is this how they do it in the navy?

  • Used to, my carrier makes 400,000 gallons per day, about 80 gallons per person. I take 10 minute showers every day underway and we never run low on water. We get of that from sea water. When these other commenters preach about lower local supply, what we need to focus on is expanding distillation and irrigation technologies; not preaching to the masses how they should live their lives. Free-market, innovative solutions; not population control and behavior modification folks.....

  • @m1a2s3o4n Yup. If you don't do it that way, the ship loses a lot of water. Lose most of the ship's water, and you're stuck waiting a few weeks til you get back to shore so the ship can replenish it's water supply. Does NOT make for a very happy Chief.

  • @Americanpilot1228 Wow, so just suggesting a way that people can save money on their bills and conserve water makes me a "liberal asshole"?

    There are several places with very real short-term and long-term water availability problems. This is also the normal way of showering in much of the world. Why so ready to attack a person for making a recommendation?

    Considering you immediately jumped into a liberal/conservative bent, I think that perhaps your judgment is clouded by political ideology.

  • Look Albert, I'm sure you're a nice guy, and I wouldn't call you an "A-hole" for having this opinion. I object to being preachy about other's behavior when there are technology-related solutions to the problem. It's not American's in suburban areas with no shortages showering w/ less water; that doesn't get drinking water to the desert faster. Also, people in developing countries with scarce clean water likely don't have access to youtube to even watch your video, so moot point to this audience.

  • @Albert10110

    Some people work in really nasty environments (oil, grease, other chemicals) and showering this way would never get you clean. I work 7 days almost every week of the year and come home with grease, oil, and other stuff on me every day. I have to SCRUB my hair and my arms every night. I know this is not the norm, but I was just stating that everyone can't save this way.

  • @Americanpilot1228 What an ignorant comment.

  • @Americanpilot1228 Yeah! It's not like we need fresh water for human consumption or for watering crops! And drilling for oil is so safe- it's never ruined anyone's life! Wait..

  • @Americanpilot1228 Don't you love uninformed imbeciles? It looks like absolutely nobody agrees with you and your little fantasy world.

    LOL. Just as scientists are warning of a mass extinction of marine life due to the BP oil leak (WATER CONTAMINATION) Yeah...the tiny little nearly 7 billion world population of humans couldn't possibly have an effect on the world. /sarcasm

  • I probably won't...

  • shower with a friend

  • GO NAVY HOOYA!!!

  • i used to that couple weeks ago while aboard USS Harpers Ferry n Essex!!! I miss them,,.. :P

  • wow... go navy!!

  • Go Vegan.

    A totally vegetarian diet requires only 300 gallons of water per day, while a meat-eating diet requires more than 4,000 gallons of water per day. You save more water by not eating a pound of beef than you do by not showering for an entire year,

  • 300 gallons of water a day? You wanna check your numbers there chief?

  • you forgot the most important part...

    you get 1 minute to do it!

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  • Want a navy shower? Join the Navy.

  • I'm a poor grad student.....I'm trying this from now on!!!!

  • i love geeks...

  • don't u feel cold doing that?

  • I thought it was wierd at first, but once I started doing it, it felt normal! Now, leaving the water running feels wierd lol!

  • Thanks for sharing....

  • hahahah, thanks for the demo.

  • I would do this if my shower wasn't so bad, it takes far too long to adjust the water.

  • LOL

  • Thanks Albert101101 , I thought of spreading the word too, but you did it. Bravo ! :) I was hoping to get a hot chick to demo. I thought that might generate more buzz. Yours was funny and informative though. Navy showers are better because: You save money. You conserve a precious resource. You don't steam up the room so your towel stays dry and you can dry off quicker. You get your whole body soapy so you can see if you missed anywhere before rinsing. You can listen to the radio.
  • I had to do this while on submarines. . if you dont, the will beat you down.

  • you know another great way to conserve water? Shower in pairs :)

  • @FabulousFrosting Nice :) haha

  • @FabulousFrosting they take longer ;)

  • @FabulousFrosting no body wants to shower with another guy man lol

  • @danielkrieger1 Good thing I'm not a man?

  • Great idea. for sure trying it out!

  • I don't remember being taught that in the navy but then again that's is how I shower anyways :D

  • Thats true, but I never took a navy shower when I was in the navy even we were told to. LOL

  • who knew that this whole time i showered like navy's

  • Very cool Idea

  • omg this video is fucking hilarious!!! LMAO!!!

    it's entertaining AND educational!!!!

    i just might try navy showers the next time i take a shower lol

  • edutainment

  • I thought this was the standard way of taking a shower. At least it's the only way I've ever done it.

  • Try doing that when the center of gravity is somewhere above your head, like I had to do, because my berthing compartment was in the bow of a missle frigate that was taking fourty-five degree rolls in a typoon.

  • also, am i the only person in the world who doesnt wash their face in the shower? i just...water squirting into my face? no. i prefer to wash my face seperately. am i alone in this?

  • You're not!

  • thats good to know, i was starting to wonder.

  • i like this vid. navy showers are a good idea i think.

    though with hair as thick as mine, it takes so long of having the water running to get my hair wet all the way through, that compared to THAT, the amount of water i would save by navy showering would be negligible to the point of being irrelevant!

  • While remodeling my bathroom several years ago I installed a pad in my shower in front of the shower head. When you step on the pad the shower head turns on at a comfortable temperature.(Have your Water heater as close as possible and wrap your hot water pipes in insulating foam) When you step off it turns off. This pad can be turned on and off by a switch just outside the shower. The shower works normally also for other purposes. If you have any do it yourself ability this is fairly easy to do.

  • I hope everyone listen to that idea -- it will help conserved energy ...

  • i do this in the summer. it's not fun to do during a canadian winter with the thermostat at 67celcius.

  • this is only kinda true , while I was in we rearly had hot water and most times we were lucky to even have cold water. if any at all .

  • No one actually dislikes the other branches. We all respect each others service and commend them for it. However, branch competition is what makes our military great. When you have pride in your unit or you want to beat the other guys you work harder. If you were in the service you would understand. I respect all service, and I am a brother of all servicemen... but that doesn't mean that my Army isn't the best branch. Hooah!

  • i think i'll start showering that way again.

  • I always turn off the water and wash myself because the shower gel just washes away when the waters constantly running!

  • hes weird lol

  • I agree with the showering method.

    The Prophet Muhammad would perform what is called "ablution" with what is equivalent to 1 glass of water (called in Arabic: 1 mudd).

    And he would take a full shower, with 4 to maximum 5 mudds.

    This is not due to lack of water, but due to the belief that water should not be wasted, and for other beneficial reasons (like what you stated in your video).

  • It is important to keep the shower running, as well as overeat, to keep good food and water from falling into the hands of the poor.

  • good idea.

    but good luck trying to convert everyone

  • you are not zefrank

  • I think this is a great idea. Out water bill is very high and in Southern California we have a serious water shortage.

  • THIS IS TRUE.

    but i like hollywood showers myself.

  • me too!fuck water!lol!nahh we got to save that shit!and if it helps me pay less on the bill!

  • your a fag

  • hahaha i do that

  • haha im naked!!! m

  • We had to do this in bootcamp at MCRD. Except we only had 5 minutes to shit, piss, shave and brush teeth without rinsing out mouth in the intrum.

  • Great. I will be in boot camp in 2 weeks. and I love hollywood Showers this is going to suck. Thanks for crushing my world. :)

  • Are you talking about the Navy? Or the Marine Corps? Cuz, I was talking about the Marines. How did I crush your world?? haha

  • Navy. You crushed my world by informing me of the suck 5 minutes to do everything. Im just kidding though. :)

  • Haha, alright. Well basic for the navy will be cake. lmao, I'm just messin with you too. But serisously.....

  • well then, invent a shower that can be turned on with your foot after you have set the temperature.

  • hehehe

  • That's actually very insightful message!

    :) Great.

  • Al...I'll have to admit, that was a cute friggin' gimmick on a "naked shower"...vid!

    wanda

  • dude i hear that. we should commiserate the day that this video was made as the "kill a baby seal" day. also a dolphin. and eat it with our tuna.

  • I had to laugh at the ending; I have to say you admitting you are an atheist might make more of an impact about your presidential possibilities as opposed to the near naked pictures on internet :D.

  • I'd love to see you do more "environmental impact" videos!!

  • Your a moron. Navy showers are a 3 minute shower used to get washed and still let the other thousand on board showered too in the time allowed for showers.

  • Leave him alone, so what if it is not how you actually do it in the Navy, it will help save money and water.

  • LOL, idiot, its not stupid. Even if its not the way you shower in the navy its still a very good tip. (Oh, by the way, if you are one of those nerds who are going to accuse me for having bad english, I would like to teach you there are more countries and more than 1 language in the world)

  • Heh I know what you mean, i love it when wankers reply to my shit about how my comment wasnt in perfect english... pretty fukn sad hey mate.

  • Hehe, yes its funny, why do (especially) people from USA think everyone should speak english perfectly when most of them can't speak any other language on a high level. Also many think there are only 1 english, not accepting real english from england or Australian english.

  • because they think not speaking in perfect english is inherently butchering the language.

  • Great idea, think I'll give it a try!

  • Ya, you may get a little cold when you're lathering up, but it would make such a big difference, cost wise.

    Hey, I'm a student- I'll do anything to decrease my monthly bills!

  • @DrGonzou4u(If the commenting system at Youtube fails again..) If you hated it why did you watch the whole thing....? DURR?

  • In the Canadian Navy we call this "Pusser showers".

  • true true...

  • yeah...navy showers are no fun.

  • ass hole

  • andrewmartin is a fucking moron saying that a better solution would be to send the water saved to africa. first of all, thats not a solution to our overuse of freshwater. its a solution to lack of freshwater in africa. and if andrew means what he says, then you would HAVE to use al's idea anyways!! i understand when people don't think logically, but at least try to spaek and write logically, fucking moron andrew. and I always take navy showers and conserve water by sparing toilet flushes.

  • fuck you, i like my 30 minute showers with the water running the whole time. And I pay my utility bill so I'll take as long as i please

  • Al, I just tried your method of showering, except without video taping it and putting it on the internet. It's great! The soap stays on longer, leaving the skin feeling softer and cleaner. I'll be paying the water company a little less and conserving natural resources, while still being able to run for President! Warshington here I come!

  • my brother is in the navy!!! WOOT!

  • a much better solution would be to send the water you have saved from this method to africa in a cardboard box.....

  • So what's wrong with the Navy showers? I don't get it.

  • I know all about Navy showers, but I don't have to do them... At home that is.

    I have a well! Whoo-hoo!!

    Why everybody else is getting city water, I got well water.

    Ta-ta!