@iPriestHolmes i understand that this is tongue in cheek and trying to be funny. but Jesus is not Gods offspring in the same way i am my fathers daughter. God *was* Jesus in the way your hand an extension of you, but it is NOT you. if you cut off your hand, you are still you, but you control your hand, your hand is you. get it? so this video, is sort of funny, it is not at all correct. i wont even mention all the other mistakes.
@Trazmatik Fair enough. As I watched more and more videos of CultofDusty since this one I realized this was more entertainment for atheists than anything else. Hyperbole does have its place in certain situations.
@cultofdusty: Just a general comment, I think your videos have some intelligent arguments that can make Christians reconsider their faith. However, It seems you also have a propensity to make rather sweeping statements about Christianity for comedic effect. In the end, this approach merely builds a strawman and hence, your argument loses credibility.
@wlemusic Well I think it goes without saying his audience is atheist, so the comedic effect is for our entertainment. I think for you it seems like a straw man, but the moral logic is there. I think there's a misconception that our disbelief is based entirely on secular evidence, for me, it's about having a moral conflict with the dogma of christianity. I can't say YOUR idea of God is wrong, I can only say I disagree with God as I understand him in the bible.
Jesus was God. Son just means that He came forth from God and has the essense of God. Jesus dying on the cross was a visible illustration of God absorbing the evil of the world in Himself and it was infinitely horrific.
@johnrainrules Nah u loathsome scum of the earth, totally deserving of hell spawn of hell. :)
The truth is that God is inside of every womans womb forming babies. DNA is inside of each cell and has not the ability to form the cells into the complex human organism.
Turn that into ur perverted drivel from ur putrid twisted self destructive thinking . :0)
@j919or I realize that you have to pretend to believe in a magical sky daddy to explain your lack of results in life, but not only is nothing you just wrote ever observed, it is also not in the book you idol worship.
I realize that you have to pretend to know what I think in order to assure urself that you know all things and safely control ur own life. I wonder how long u can maintain that fantasy.
PS. I dont know much about u but one thing i know and thats that u will spend eternity in infinite misery and itll be all ur own fault. Keep trusting in ur own evil self/ego.
@j919or Of course someone who failed at the game of life would have to pretend people that are smarter than them will burn in hell. You have to pretend to believe in another life because you are so determined to waste this one. The only one you will ever be given.
If you died and that was it, you might have a point for nothing woul;d really matter. But if eternity is before you to live in misery and empty lonliness or blissful love and joy, then u have wasted ur life and I have invested mine.
BTW eternal life is something that all believers expereince now and so our lives are rich with love and joy now just not the lust and pride of life that u feed on.
@j919or And if the Prince of Nigeria really was going to give you $20,000 for shipping him $2,000 you might not be a retard for taking part in a fairly obvious scam.
Also given the fact that your clergy likes to diddle little kids you probably shouldn't talk about lust and pride.
@johnrainrules ""your clergy likes to diddle little kids ""
How would you know that? You assume that I support the evil false church called the Roman Catholic church. Thus you demonstrate that you are not a free thinker or a clear thinker or a logical thinker but an emotional thinker that produces emotional rants.
@johnrainrules Nah. And BTW the only person that is immunue to diddling is the one that has the Spirit of God. Jesus forcast that many false teachers would come that are not in the Spirit but in their evil flesh masquerading as men of God.
Nah. The false teachers didnt teach that Jesus didnt exist, they distorted what he taught and since they didnt have printing presses they were vulnerable.
BTW you are the moron that believes the skeptic atheist gurus and cant think for urself. Debate me and ill show u ...start with ur alleged contradicitioons of the bible.
The order of creation is clearly stated in ch1. No contradicting order is given in ch2. And no order need by given for it would be redundant. Adam and Eve were created on the same day in ch1 and Eve after Adam in ch2.
@j919or "Nah. The false teachers didnt teach that Jesus didnt exist, they distorted what he taught and since they didnt have printing presses they were vulnerable."
Yup, but since Jesus himself was making stuff up, he knew how gullible you people are.
@j919or So why are you hanging out here? Is it because of the crucifixion topic? I don’t know why I already trashed you on it in October already! Even if the crucifixion took place, it’s because the Romans needed to stop the “Lestai” (briands) &/or Sicarii (dagger – men) of their revolting. And so they applied the form of execution reserved for political crimes & sedition to the Lestai leader: Jesus. Do you know what the Lestai are? Reply you bozo!
@RRoocckkyy50 j919or copies and pastes the same nonsense at random throughout several videos. That's why he doesn't want to debate you. He gives canned responses and runs. Luckily he uses the same discredited arguments you've probably heard a 100 times, so debunking him isn't difficult.
@RRoocckkyy50 Yeah, he wants to hint at arguments without going into specifics. My favorite kind of Creationist, since it is so easy to show he doesn't know what he's talking about.
@johnrainrules Re: "My favorite kind of Creationist, since it is so easy to show he doesn't know what he's talking about." >< Yes I know. I just kicked in his tea bag agian.
@johnrainrules Spot on. I've made the same observation about this moron. He runs away delusionally believing he actually won, when in reality he didn't even come close to making a valid point. Circular reasoning: the choice of Christians for 2 millenia.
@j919or Re: “""Do you know what the Lestai are?"More diversion tactics.” “ >< There you go with that bull $h!t again. Once you told me you were interested in the original text. The term “Lestai” comes out of the bible. In fact it is used particularly in speaking of the crucifixion episode. Quit beating around the bush, you’re loosing points here. I’ll explain if you don’t know what it is. I’m certain others reading this would like to learn if they don’t know the term.
@j919or yep that's true,he did a fantastic job making Hitler,Stalin Jack the ripper,and the thousands of other fucking cruel ass people and all the retarded people,god defiantly made them,plus all of those gay people Christians hate,he was sitting in the womb creating them too,God and all of his infinite wisdom and power cant just end all suffering and destroy Satan and what not,......
@j919or destroy Satan and ohh i don't know end world hunger ,and since hes all powerful and all knowing its pretty hard to believe that god just sits around and watches this sick fucking world go on,"ohh yeah ive got infinite power and knowledge,and my children are suffering at the hand of that Jack ass Satan that I could get rid of in 2 seconds with my INFINITE power,but its much more interesting to watch I mean ive got nothing better to do,I already know all things so you know" ..That is God ?
@FR0STY0115 ""my children are suffering at the hand of that Jack ass Satan ""
Yeah, satan is Gods tool to show that he brings good out of evil for his children. You assume that all people are Gods children. Most are satans children. For Job, satan was used to demonstrate Gods ability to triumph over evil and even to bring good out of evil.
@j919or God is not demonstrating anything by letting what he is opposed to happen you idiot what religion are you anyway? So Gods enemy ,Satan according to YOUR Christian Bible, is gods enemy ,and he will destroy him, but for now he’s letting him reek havoc to make an Example, wow he is really no better than Satan, considering he Can stop it very easily but yet lets it happen any way. Thus proving my point you are sick
@FR0STY0115 "reek havoc to make an Example, wow he is really no better than Satan,"
Your vision is warped for your only concern is for this life which soon will be over. God works all things for the good of those that love God. That doesnt include you. But it could, if you would be done with ego and self God would set u free and control ur life,.
@FR0STY0115 Listen, Im not interested in playing games with u. If you wanna debate the inerrancy of the bible than lets go. Otherwise get lost...Oh I forgot you already are lost.
@FR0STY0115 Re: “@j919or Listen you are going nowhere with this,you still didn't answer my question,WHAT RELIGION are you?’ >< I’ve been chasing this dude. All he does is crap n run. He won’t answer you.
@j919or Re: “My religion is off topic. Lets stick to the issues. Debate me on an alleged contradiction” >< I’m trashing you on one alleged contradiction right now (again). We’re “not” speaking of Judaism right now, so your religion is off topic.
The main message of this vid is that if DUsty was Jesus we'd all be doomed. Funny how ignorant are most dudes. They would rather have Dusty/satan to rule them.
@j919or r u kidding me .. snakes can talk donkey can talk. jonah lived in a whale.. people turn into pillars of salt. noah gathered billions of species on his boat. need i go further?
@j919or hahaah u actually believe it.. its a book of myths. if u can see that .. then i guess its says something about your intelligence.. so god could make animals talk.. but he can't help a starving baby in africa? isn't he all powerful
@MrSpadeofAce Don't expect god to solve all your problems for you. There's a lot of good stuff on TV these days and he hasn't figured out how to use his TiVo yet.
Don't hold your breath either. Remember, this is the same genius who, with the whole universe to choose from, put the tree of knowledge right in the same garden as the people whom he didn't want touching it.
@j919or How good God is? An omniscient god who placed a tree of "temptation" in a garden, which no doubt was for his own benefit (which is exactly what you're spewing as of right now)?
A god who wiped out millions, in the favor of a "chosen people"?
A god who killed a man for simply seeking to catch "God's" most holy item, the Ark of the Covenant? A god who wiped out another few million for either not believing, or simply not knowing? If your god's good, Hitler was a fucking Saint.
@Sustenance21 Your attitude is justification for God whiping out all of us. For ur attitude is the same as all of us, just more full blown. BTW God gave more ppl life than he killed. Like about 6 billion more lives.
JUst a heads up. Everybody dies its just a matter of when. So God is not killing just shortening the lifespan.
So rage on. Your wild rhetoric is self condemning.
Since I speak out, and question a god, I therefore am certified to a destruction of my own making. I had an abusive parent that said the same thing once. "Don't question me, or I'll whoop your ***!" he said.
"He gave 6 billion people lives." This number is most minuscule however, when put into contrast the hundreds of other billions who have resided on this earth. Your number is a small decimal, that does not even cross the amount of one. ctd.
I've obviously already made up my mind, and no, I don't really want to know, as I've already tried that about three times with a completely open mind to no avail. Guess I'm just not a follower, get what I mean? I don't do what everyone else is doing 'cause i'ts easy as shit. Never even have to question existence. It just is.
Oh, and really to third statement? Rethink that one through. To the forth: No, you really didn't.
@j919or "JUst a heads up. Everybody dies its just a matter of when. So God is not killing just shortening the lifespan." That's your justification? Explain Uzzah to me then. Or perhaps the Canaanites? Or the thirty boys who were slain by bears for mocking a prophet?
I'm sure you'll come with something that really has no coherence to moral value in today's society, but shoot anyway.
So my friend, continue your self-righteous banter of how everyone is damned.
CultOfDusty continues to prove he has no idea what Christianity really is. He rails against it, but doesn't understand what he's barking about. It's sad really. Very sad. He "claims" he was once a Christian. Not true. There's a problem with his saying that; he's lying in one way or the other. Either he was never a Christian, or if he was, he's lying about what he learned. If he never learned, then he was never a Christian, obviously. If he did learn, then why is he lying about the Gospel?
@4GodSoLoves When people tell me I was never a christian because I now deny the holy spirit, I simply say,,THANK YOU THANK YOU!! It's a very embarrassing time of my life believing in a cosmic zombie jew in the sky. But by your logic, is someone was a drunk and decided to become sober, then they were never really drunk? God is a drug to deal with your fear of death.
Jesus, you got off easy in that crucifixion! Because men who were nailed to crosses also had to sit on a horn-like projection. And yes, it was a pain in the ass! Lucky you, you didn't have to.
Oh wait... some of the Church Fathers said you had to sit on one and grip it...? Oh, man, those guys were perverted!
hey u r trying to be funny with d things of God.let me tell u something righ now repent u most repent and ask God for forgiving....u do not play with this things, God is holly.there's a curse upon you 'till u repent.....
There is a Santa Clause and he has a naughty or nice list, so make sure you're a good person, or you'll get coal in your stocking. Do some research.
Honestly though, that's one of the main reasons WHY people become atheists and realize Christianity is bullshit. We actually HAVE done research, and find the evidence for religious claims to be extremely lacking.
What if he does come back soon because everyone whorships science, or hates christianity beacause the bible is too old or because people have been waiting so long that they think its pointless that there is no Jesus? Would't if God loving blind faith so much waits until there was so little that believe before he came back? I bet the atheist only explantion for the raptue would be oh its those aliens that took people not Jesus because he's to hard to believe in.
I love you, but not in the dumb way that god would want to butt rape you in heaven for eternity. I love you like a brother, and you'd be the coolest brother to have.
Dusty your an Angel. Jesus comes back all the time..to avoid all the contraversy he just posesses some homless guy and gets him to try to tell everyone he is Jesus...then they "crucify him" lock him up in a mental ward. I bet there are hundreds of them in there for that reason...and then there are the cults like Strong City. Hell he tried to teach the aposltes how to do his job so he didnt have to do it...anyone can do it but, they just go to church and pay thier way. We all have Gods power DUH
Man this shit is awesome, I'm so happy I found you channel.
Man, I'm living in a christian family (everyone baptized) and I was obviously sent to a fucking christian high school. Man, I'm surrounded by idiots everywhere, and they believe all that biblical shit without second thought, it's just fucking crazy.
I gotta say to you, sir, your videos are a fucking relief after a fucking long day hearing idiots talking bullshit left and right over and over again. Thanks a lot man!
if jesus was this foul mouth, disrespectful, arrogant son of a gun, I'll worship him for an eternity!! no bullshit, is a really down to earth guy!...........LOGIC!!
@bsdslacker Me too.Even if his philosophies are a bit crazy,he still got nailed on a piece of wood because his dad's a douchebag who can't fix sin Himself.Not to mention,he didn't even get to go after his executioners after the resurrection!I'd be pretty sure the guy'd be pissed at them,and deserves revenge.But no,he wasted a once in a lifetime oppurtunity
I think Jesus is not a bad guy at all, but thanks to the church, I no longer believe in any of this religious crap. BTW, the pope looks like the emperor.
know whats hilarious? all the bible debates about what the bible says are all pointless anyway because the bible makes no fucking sense. theres no point in trying to research lost books and letters and shit because the bible itself is just absolutely ridiculous. it would be like trying to research willy wonkas secret diary. its all made up in the first place, whats the point?
Father "Truth" is both absolute and infinite --- "Truth" is the axiom by which all things known to man are measured --- Jesus Christ (Emmanuel) the chosen "Son" thereby did, with his own life through the Spirit of truth, measure the brutality of man and the hypocrisy of man's religion.
The crucifixion wasn't much of a sacrifice anyway. Think about it. Would you get tortured for a few hours if in three days you get to become king of the universe? It wasn't a sacrifice, it was the sweetest fucking deal...ever.
@ANTHATESYOMAMA I agree with that 100%. Christians don't understand what a sacrifice is. That's when you give something up....forever, and NOT receive something better because you did. There is no reward for a sacrifice. You give something up, no strings attached.
They also don't understand what a miracle is either, but that's a whole different rant to get into.
Cult... you really don't get it. Besides, your history is wrong. Jesus only went to heaven after he had risen, he didn't go back until after he had seen his "homies". He also appeared to 500+ people in one go. Know your history man. Oh, and one last thing. The Bible is a reliable source of history. I don't get you. So full of hate you remind me of me before I knew Christ.
As an athiest you shouldnt just make fun of one religion i mean this is really funny but you should go further expand your horizon making fun of other people's religion go for it you got my support in this dude
I really don't understand why you would make such a video....You don't believe in it, that's fine, there is a place for you when you die, and there is a place for those that do believe . So why even knock something that you don't care about...i Just wasted over 7 minutes of my life watching this dumb video. thanks.
@MrDarian0369 Another Christian making empty threats."There is a place for you when you die"You people are assholes,believe as i do or burn forever.I guess you morons do not realize that when you say that to atheists(which Dusty is)it does not mean shit as we don't believe your bullshit claims which have no evidence to back up.I could say well if you don't believe in the FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster) then you will burn in a lake of pasta sauce it does not make it true.
@Bystronicman08 blah blah blah. You want proof, do some research. There is a bunch of website that talk about it....Prove to me that he does not exist...That's right, you can't. God is kinda like air,. you can't see it but you know its there. The only valid point you made is that your right, talking to an atheists is pointless cause no mater what christian s say, atheists are gonna argue with them. Till you find the proof yourself, there is no point in talking. some find it and some don't.
@MrDarian0369 I did do research,that's how i came to conclusion that there is no god.Because there is absolutely no evidence."Prove to me he doesn't exist"Another idiotic argument from a moron.I could say prove to me the Flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist.You couldn't prove that he doesn't exist.You people are the ones claiming a belief in a god so the burden of proof is on you to prove his existence,not the other way around.Do i don't ''know'' he exists.If i did i would not be atheist.
scary as fuck
TheShadowtail1126 1 week ago
Dusty, I had no idea Jesus was a surfer!
OccamKant 1 week ago
Did anyone else see the religious ads before this?
-_-
Off3nsiveB1as 1 month ago
thats so funny that there are mormon ads before this video
sensibuddz 1 month ago
LOL!!!! "if you're going to live in my universe, you're going to go by my rules"
Devorvan 1 month ago
hmm... too bad none of you get what the trinity is...
aminalala 2 months ago
@aminalala hmmm... what the hell does that have to do with this?
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@iPriestHolmes i understand that this is tongue in cheek and trying to be funny. but Jesus is not Gods offspring in the same way i am my fathers daughter. God *was* Jesus in the way your hand an extension of you, but it is NOT you. if you cut off your hand, you are still you, but you control your hand, your hand is you. get it? so this video, is sort of funny, it is not at all correct. i wont even mention all the other mistakes.
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God was never tortured, humiliated, and murdered so YOU CAN PARTY IN HEAVEN.
There is no salvation through HOMICIDE
arcz10 2 months ago
This is so wonderful.
4kylestyle4 2 months ago
love it
amira19771 2 months ago
@Trazmatik Fair enough. As I watched more and more videos of CultofDusty since this one I realized this was more entertainment for atheists than anything else. Hyperbole does have its place in certain situations.
wlemusic 2 months ago
@cultofdusty: Just a general comment, I think your videos have some intelligent arguments that can make Christians reconsider their faith. However, It seems you also have a propensity to make rather sweeping statements about Christianity for comedic effect. In the end, this approach merely builds a strawman and hence, your argument loses credibility.
wlemusic 3 months ago
@wlemusic Well I think it goes without saying his audience is atheist, so the comedic effect is for our entertainment. I think for you it seems like a straw man, but the moral logic is there. I think there's a misconception that our disbelief is based entirely on secular evidence, for me, it's about having a moral conflict with the dogma of christianity. I can't say YOUR idea of God is wrong, I can only say I disagree with God as I understand him in the bible.
TrazMatik 2 months ago
lmaooo this is too funny..i love these lol
ItsSandyCheeks 3 months ago
I fucken love you Dusty! You are a switched on funny mother fucker:)
Kleanmonkey 3 months ago
I laughed so hard!
RRoocckkyy50 3 months ago
Jesus was God. Son just means that He came forth from God and has the essense of God. Jesus dying on the cross was a visible illustration of God absorbing the evil of the world in Himself and it was infinitely horrific.
So Dusty is one confused Mofo. LOL
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or "Jesus was God." So he banged his mom in order to create himself? Doesn't seem like Dusty is the confused one.
johnrainrules 4 months ago
@johnrainrules Nah u loathsome scum of the earth, totally deserving of hell spawn of hell. :)
The truth is that God is inside of every womans womb forming babies. DNA is inside of each cell and has not the ability to form the cells into the complex human organism.
Turn that into ur perverted drivel from ur putrid twisted self destructive thinking . :0)
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or I realize that you have to pretend to believe in a magical sky daddy to explain your lack of results in life, but not only is nothing you just wrote ever observed, it is also not in the book you idol worship.
johnrainrules 4 months ago
@johnrainrules ""I realize that you have to pretend ""
I realize that you have to pretend to know what I think in order to assure urself that you know all things and safely control ur own life. I wonder how long u can maintain that fantasy.
PS. I dont know much about u but one thing i know and thats that u will spend eternity in infinite misery and itll be all ur own fault. Keep trusting in ur own evil self/ego.
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or Of course someone who failed at the game of life would have to pretend people that are smarter than them will burn in hell. You have to pretend to believe in another life because you are so determined to waste this one. The only one you will ever be given.
johnrainrules 4 months ago
@johnrainrules ""The only one you will ever be given.""
If you died and that was it, you might have a point for nothing woul;d really matter. But if eternity is before you to live in misery and empty lonliness or blissful love and joy, then u have wasted ur life and I have invested mine.
BTW eternal life is something that all believers expereince now and so our lives are rich with love and joy now just not the lust and pride of life that u feed on.
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or And if the Prince of Nigeria really was going to give you $20,000 for shipping him $2,000 you might not be a retard for taking part in a fairly obvious scam.
Also given the fact that your clergy likes to diddle little kids you probably shouldn't talk about lust and pride.
johnrainrules 3 months ago
@johnrainrules ""your clergy likes to diddle little kids ""
How would you know that? You assume that I support the evil false church called the Roman Catholic church. Thus you demonstrate that you are not a free thinker or a clear thinker or a logical thinker but an emotional thinker that produces emotional rants.
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or Protestant sects are worse when it comes to diddling little kids.
johnrainrules 3 months ago
@johnrainrules Nah. And BTW the only person that is immunue to diddling is the one that has the Spirit of God. Jesus forcast that many false teachers would come that are not in the Spirit but in their evil flesh masquerading as men of God.
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or Of course Jesus forecasted many false teachers, he realized how easy it was to get you morons to believe anything.
johnrainrules 3 months ago
@johnrainrules ""you morons to believe anything""
Nah. The false teachers didnt teach that Jesus didnt exist, they distorted what he taught and since they didnt have printing presses they were vulnerable.
BTW you are the moron that believes the skeptic atheist gurus and cant think for urself. Debate me and ill show u ...start with ur alleged contradicitioons of the bible.
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or "start with ur alleged contradicitioons of the bible."
Was man made before the animals? Genesis 1:26-27 animals first, Genesis 2:18-19 man first then animals.
Genesis 1:27- men and women created at the same time. 2:18-22 Man first, then women.
johnrainrules 3 months ago
@johnrainrules ""Was man made before the animals?""
The order of creation is clearly stated in ch1. No contradicting order is given in ch2. And no order need by given for it would be redundant. Adam and Eve were created on the same day in ch1 and Eve after Adam in ch2.
The text is a beautiful construct.
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or "Nah. The false teachers didnt teach that Jesus didnt exist, they distorted what he taught and since they didnt have printing presses they were vulnerable."
Yup, but since Jesus himself was making stuff up, he knew how gullible you people are.
johnrainrules 3 months ago
@j919or So why are you hanging out here? Is it because of the crucifixion topic? I don’t know why I already trashed you on it in October already! Even if the crucifixion took place, it’s because the Romans needed to stop the “Lestai” (briands) &/or Sicarii (dagger – men) of their revolting. And so they applied the form of execution reserved for political crimes & sedition to the Lestai leader: Jesus. Do you know what the Lestai are? Reply you bozo!
RRoocckkyy50 3 months ago
@RRoocckkyy50 j919or copies and pastes the same nonsense at random throughout several videos. That's why he doesn't want to debate you. He gives canned responses and runs. Luckily he uses the same discredited arguments you've probably heard a 100 times, so debunking him isn't difficult.
johnrainrules 3 months ago
@johnrainrules He “ran” from me on 8 other channels since October! It’s a damned troll!
RRoocckkyy50 3 months ago
@RRoocckkyy50 Yeah, he wants to hint at arguments without going into specifics. My favorite kind of Creationist, since it is so easy to show he doesn't know what he's talking about.
johnrainrules 3 months ago
@johnrainrules Re: "My favorite kind of Creationist, since it is so easy to show he doesn't know what he's talking about." >< Yes I know. I just kicked in his tea bag agian.
RRoocckkyy50 3 months ago
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@RRoocckkyy50 ""“ran” from me on 8 other channels since October!""
Right and I will continue to "run" from ur diversions and red herrings. When u are ready to have a logical debate im here.
j919or 3 months ago
@johnrainrules ""so debunking him isn't difficult""
So get started
j919or 3 months ago
@johnrainrules Spot on. I've made the same observation about this moron. He runs away delusionally believing he actually won, when in reality he didn't even come close to making a valid point. Circular reasoning: the choice of Christians for 2 millenia.
88rat88 1 month ago
@RRoocckkyy50 ""Do you know what the Lestai are?""
More diversion tactics. You have nothing , are worse than nothing and hide behind red herrings
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or Re: “""Do you know what the Lestai are?"More diversion tactics.” “ >< There you go with that bull $h!t again. Once you told me you were interested in the original text. The term “Lestai” comes out of the bible. In fact it is used particularly in speaking of the crucifixion episode. Quit beating around the bush, you’re loosing points here. I’ll explain if you don’t know what it is. I’m certain others reading this would like to learn if they don’t know the term.
RRoocckkyy50 3 months ago
@j919or your fucking sick
FR0STY0115 3 months ago
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@FR0STY0115 ""your fucking sick""
No dude actually you are in denial and a blameshifter
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or yep that's true,he did a fantastic job making Hitler,Stalin Jack the ripper,and the thousands of other fucking cruel ass people and all the retarded people,god defiantly made them,plus all of those gay people Christians hate,he was sitting in the womb creating them too,God and all of his infinite wisdom and power cant just end all suffering and destroy Satan and what not,......
FR0STY0115 3 months ago
@FR0STY0115 ""destroy Satan and what not""
explain "what not"
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or destroy Satan and ohh i don't know end world hunger ,and since hes all powerful and all knowing its pretty hard to believe that god just sits around and watches this sick fucking world go on,"ohh yeah ive got infinite power and knowledge,and my children are suffering at the hand of that Jack ass Satan that I could get rid of in 2 seconds with my INFINITE power,but its much more interesting to watch I mean ive got nothing better to do,I already know all things so you know" ..That is God ?
FR0STY0115 3 months ago
@FR0STY0115 ""my children are suffering at the hand of that Jack ass Satan ""
Yeah, satan is Gods tool to show that he brings good out of evil for his children. You assume that all people are Gods children. Most are satans children. For Job, satan was used to demonstrate Gods ability to triumph over evil and even to bring good out of evil.
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or God is not demonstrating anything by letting what he is opposed to happen you idiot what religion are you anyway? So Gods enemy ,Satan according to YOUR Christian Bible, is gods enemy ,and he will destroy him, but for now he’s letting him reek havoc to make an Example, wow he is really no better than Satan, considering he Can stop it very easily but yet lets it happen any way. Thus proving my point you are sick
FR0STY0115 3 months ago
@FR0STY0115 "reek havoc to make an Example, wow he is really no better than Satan,"
Your vision is warped for your only concern is for this life which soon will be over. God works all things for the good of those that love God. That doesnt include you. But it could, if you would be done with ego and self God would set u free and control ur life,.
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or Listen you are going nowhere with this,you still didn't answer my question,WHAT RELIGION are you?Im far from a self loving person.
FR0STY0115 3 months ago
@FR0STY0115 Listen, Im not interested in playing games with u. If you wanna debate the inerrancy of the bible than lets go. Otherwise get lost...Oh I forgot you already are lost.
j919or 3 months ago
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@j919or ". If you wanna debate the inerrancy of the bible than lets go. "
Sure, Matthew 4:8 claims the Earth is flat, since it's not flat the bible is wrong.
johnrainrules 3 months ago
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@j919or here you are... Ready?
RRoocckkyy50 3 months ago
@FR0STY0115 Re: “@j919or Listen you are going nowhere with this,you still didn't answer my question,WHAT RELIGION are you?’ >< I’ve been chasing this dude. All he does is crap n run. He won’t answer you.
RRoocckkyy50 3 months ago
@RRoocckkyy50 My religion is off topic. Lets stick to the issues. Debate me on an alleged contradiction
j919or 3 months ago
@j919or Re: “My religion is off topic. Lets stick to the issues. Debate me on an alleged contradiction” >< I’m trashing you on one alleged contradiction right now (again). We’re “not” speaking of Judaism right now, so your religion is off topic.
RRoocckkyy50 3 months ago
@RRoocckkyy50 LOL Thanks for the advice man.Hes a fucking nut case XD
FR0STY0115 3 months ago
@j919or Jesus was God's magic sperm. LOL
TheShadowtail1126 1 week ago
The main message of this vid is that if DUsty was Jesus we'd all be doomed. Funny how ignorant are most dudes. They would rather have Dusty/satan to rule them.
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or ur jesus is completely fictional
MrSpadeofAce 4 months ago
@MrSpadeofAce Prove the gospels were fictional and not non-fictional
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or r u kidding me .. snakes can talk donkey can talk. jonah lived in a whale.. people turn into pillars of salt. noah gathered billions of species on his boat. need i go further?
MrSpadeofAce 4 months ago
@MrSpadeofAce Why would God not be able to make one snake and one donkey talk over the course of 2k years?
BTW a better estimate is 16k animals on board.
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or hahaah u actually believe it.. its a book of myths. if u can see that .. then i guess its says something about your intelligence.. so god could make animals talk.. but he can't help a starving baby in africa? isn't he all powerful
MrSpadeofAce 4 months ago
@MrSpadeofAce Don't expect god to solve all your problems for you. There's a lot of good stuff on TV these days and he hasn't figured out how to use his TiVo yet.
Don't hold your breath either. Remember, this is the same genius who, with the whole universe to choose from, put the tree of knowledge right in the same garden as the people whom he didn't want touching it.
deedubya286 4 months ago
JUst get rid of evil? There are two ways.
1. Eliminate choice
2. Demonstrate how ugly evil is and how good God is
If you eliminate choice u eliminate eternal bliss of love and introduce eternal boredom...thus all go to hell.
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or How good God is? An omniscient god who placed a tree of "temptation" in a garden, which no doubt was for his own benefit (which is exactly what you're spewing as of right now)?
A god who wiped out millions, in the favor of a "chosen people"?
A god who killed a man for simply seeking to catch "God's" most holy item, the Ark of the Covenant? A god who wiped out another few million for either not believing, or simply not knowing? If your god's good, Hitler was a fucking Saint.
Sustenance21 4 months ago
@Sustenance21 Your attitude is justification for God whiping out all of us. For ur attitude is the same as all of us, just more full blown. BTW God gave more ppl life than he killed. Like about 6 billion more lives.
JUst a heads up. Everybody dies its just a matter of when. So God is not killing just shortening the lifespan.
So rage on. Your wild rhetoric is self condemning.
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or That's your reasoning? Really? That's it?
Since I speak out, and question a god, I therefore am certified to a destruction of my own making. I had an abusive parent that said the same thing once. "Don't question me, or I'll whoop your ***!" he said.
"He gave 6 billion people lives." This number is most minuscule however, when put into contrast the hundreds of other billions who have resided on this earth. Your number is a small decimal, that does not even cross the amount of one. ctd.
Sustenance21 4 months ago
@Sustenance21 Nah, Dumbo. Its the attitude of questioning that matters most.
1. Did you make up ur mind already in unbelief?
2. Do u want to know so that u can believe?
3. There are as many ppl on earth today as ever lived in all generations.
4. I said that he gave 6 billion more lives than u took.
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or Yah, that made no sense what so ever.
I've obviously already made up my mind, and no, I don't really want to know, as I've already tried that about three times with a completely open mind to no avail. Guess I'm just not a follower, get what I mean? I don't do what everyone else is doing 'cause i'ts easy as shit. Never even have to question existence. It just is.
Oh, and really to third statement? Rethink that one through. To the forth: No, you really didn't.
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Sustenance21 4 months ago
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@j919or "JUst a heads up. Everybody dies its just a matter of when. So God is not killing just shortening the lifespan." That's your justification? Explain Uzzah to me then. Or perhaps the Canaanites? Or the thirty boys who were slain by bears for mocking a prophet?
I'm sure you'll come with something that really has no coherence to moral value in today's society, but shoot anyway.
So my friend, continue your self-righteous banter of how everyone is damned.
Sustenance21 4 months ago
I just became your subscriber man! Awesome vids. Keep it coming!
darkartconceptz 5 months ago
CultOfDusty continues to prove he has no idea what Christianity really is. He rails against it, but doesn't understand what he's barking about. It's sad really. Very sad. He "claims" he was once a Christian. Not true. There's a problem with his saying that; he's lying in one way or the other. Either he was never a Christian, or if he was, he's lying about what he learned. If he never learned, then he was never a Christian, obviously. If he did learn, then why is he lying about the Gospel?
4GodSoLoves 5 months ago
@4GodSoLoves When people tell me I was never a christian because I now deny the holy spirit, I simply say,,THANK YOU THANK YOU!! It's a very embarrassing time of my life believing in a cosmic zombie jew in the sky. But by your logic, is someone was a drunk and decided to become sober, then they were never really drunk? God is a drug to deal with your fear of death.
nhbiker1961 4 months ago
If you think this is funny then watch the muhammad one.
doubledaredevildog 5 months ago
That was.... AWESOME! Holy shit Dusty your too much.
Strictlypointless 5 months ago
wow this makes alot of sence
FR0STY0115 5 months ago
Jesus, you got off easy in that crucifixion! Because men who were nailed to crosses also had to sit on a horn-like projection. And yes, it was a pain in the ass! Lucky you, you didn't have to.
Oh wait... some of the Church Fathers said you had to sit on one and grip it...? Oh, man, those guys were perverted!
EdM021 5 months ago
Jesus sounds like a sick person to smoke weed with.
jaysekhon8014 5 months ago 11
LOL!!!!!!!
TheViolentBuddha 5 months ago
Jesus has beautiful long eyelashes...
BetaDeltaCebu 6 months ago 4
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@BetaDeltaCebu That's because this one is the catholic drag queen Jesus.
EdM021 3 months ago
Too damn funny!!!
msginca 6 months ago
Awesome video!
virginmonkboy 6 months ago
If you think that Jesus reacted this way then what do you think Joseph said when his Mary was taken away from him?
AnitoPictures 6 months ago
That does not track!
ndrthrdr1 7 months ago
"I'm back, DICKHEAD!" lol
BrickInTheWall1 7 months ago
I just realized that the Western/European depiction of Jesus is the most feminine/metrosexual-looking dude I've ever seen
Slacktoo 7 months ago
WTFBBQ HAHAHAHAH!
erlcly02 7 months ago
fuck it im going back to the norse religion all hail THOR!
edwinm1 7 months ago
I never knew Jesus had such beautiful eyelashes.
loldianaaa 7 months ago
I found this moderately easy to masturbate to.
ral1334 7 months ago
haha
robocock100 8 months ago
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Jesus never got crucified
BibleExposer 8 months ago
hey u r trying to be funny with d things of God.let me tell u something righ now repent u most repent and ask God for forgiving....u do not play with this things, God is holly.there's a curse upon you 'till u repent.....
tobias0598 8 months ago
@tobias0598 Did you listen to the video...at all?? rofl
smartandstupid37 8 months ago
@tobias0598 fuck the holy spirit
Batsuperspiderman 8 months ago
@MrPHDinEnglish What was heaven like, friend?
SpicyDonuts 8 months ago
@MrPHDinEnglish You were only brain dead for fifteen minutes? The American electorate has been brain dead for quite some time now.
Change, gimme yo' change.
dumnuts1 8 months ago
I'm not even Atheist, but I still found it hilarious! LMAO
Thuglife1000 8 months ago
Fucking Awesome! Gold.
honeyblossom17 8 months ago
Pure gold!
chuckfarlieAUS 8 months ago
@MrPHDinEnglish
Well I've been to Santa's workshop and saw all his little workers and reindeer and rode on his sleigh it was awesome. So HA!
Come on.. either find an actual argument supporting your beliefs or stop trying.
Rikimaru96 8 months ago
@MrPHDinEnglish
There is a Santa Clause and he has a naughty or nice list, so make sure you're a good person, or you'll get coal in your stocking. Do some research.
Honestly though, that's one of the main reasons WHY people become atheists and realize Christianity is bullshit. We actually HAVE done research, and find the evidence for religious claims to be extremely lacking.
Rikimaru96 8 months ago
This is so, so funny! Kudos! Bravo! I'd say, "You are God!", but you'd probably take offense.
And...-oh!-...you're going to hell!
USABG58 8 months ago
@MrPHDinEnglish COOL STORY BRO!
HELLISHHANDZ 8 months ago
I'm poor, but I love you Dusty. ;) If you want, check out my blog. Just add a dotcom to my name.
AtheistinFundyLand 8 months ago
this is so dumb who ever made this clearly never read the old testament
LOL
TruthersQuest 9 months ago
What if he does come back soon because everyone whorships science, or hates christianity beacause the bible is too old or because people have been waiting so long that they think its pointless that there is no Jesus? Would't if God loving blind faith so much waits until there was so little that believe before he came back? I bet the atheist only explantion for the raptue would be oh its those aliens that took people not Jesus because he's to hard to believe in.
IM4ISR3AL 9 months ago
dang jesus is a republican !
stealthgerm 9 months ago
Very VERY WELL DONE!!! Midwest White Folks said this
rimmer0507 9 months ago
well done
fallbread 9 months ago
Fucking ya!!! Fuckin' hilarious!! Love ya man!
mankindhellraiser69 9 months ago
you be shame yourself... your in sin..
Mateo25ist 9 months ago
not a virgin anymore after the birth, but still so bangable :D
eat666shit 9 months ago
I like the smell of rationality in the morning :D
eat666shit 9 months ago
Now that's the Jesus I'd worship. Greatest find on Youtube in ages!
legionofcrazies 9 months ago 2
Jesus: I layed down on the cross and said, "let's go motherfuckers let's go!"
aNONible 9 months ago
Awesome vid man!! :-))))
kuduzdoktorhektor 9 months ago
yeahhhh...i finally found jesus......man...i don't even remember when was the last time i laughed this much...even tears ....you are awsome...thanks.
juancarlosrojas 9 months ago
this is the funniest thing i have seen in months
CircusOfBedlam 9 months ago
I love you, but not in the dumb way that god would want to butt rape you in heaven for eternity. I love you like a brother, and you'd be the coolest brother to have.
Nickt121111 10 months ago
Dusty your an Angel. Jesus comes back all the time..to avoid all the contraversy he just posesses some homless guy and gets him to try to tell everyone he is Jesus...then they "crucify him" lock him up in a mental ward. I bet there are hundreds of them in there for that reason...and then there are the cults like Strong City. Hell he tried to teach the aposltes how to do his job so he didnt have to do it...anyone can do it but, they just go to church and pay thier way. We all have Gods power DUH
MyFishyWishy 10 months ago
Man this shit is awesome, I'm so happy I found you channel.
Man, I'm living in a christian family (everyone baptized) and I was obviously sent to a fucking christian high school. Man, I'm surrounded by idiots everywhere, and they believe all that biblical shit without second thought, it's just fucking crazy.
I gotta say to you, sir, your videos are a fucking relief after a fucking long day hearing idiots talking bullshit left and right over and over again. Thanks a lot man!
raz0825 10 months ago 3
I love you!
calmreason 10 months ago 20
@calmreason Love you back!
CultOfDusty 10 months ago 4
if jesus was this foul mouth, disrespectful, arrogant son of a gun, I'll worship him for an eternity!! no bullshit, is a really down to earth guy!...........LOGIC!!
axgo21 10 months ago
l0l im a christian and i think this hilarious!
MrReuben13 10 months ago
@MrReuben13 So am I, but hey, gotta have a sense of humor, I bet Jesus one...
bsdslacker 10 months ago
I feel sorry for Jesus, having such a crazy dad....
bsdslacker 10 months ago
@bsdslacker Me too.Even if his philosophies are a bit crazy,he still got nailed on a piece of wood because his dad's a douchebag who can't fix sin Himself.Not to mention,he didn't even get to go after his executioners after the resurrection!I'd be pretty sure the guy'd be pissed at them,and deserves revenge.But no,he wasted a once in a lifetime oppurtunity
gallileotheguineapig 10 months ago
I think Jesus is not a bad guy at all, but thanks to the church, I no longer believe in any of this religious crap. BTW, the pope looks like the emperor.
bsdslacker 10 months ago
is this like the truth? except for the badwords and stuff.... is this what really happen?
Teffanychan 10 months ago
This is amazing! Don't listen to the trolls.
Xelamorph67 10 months ago
this is not funny. take this down now.
hotelmason241 10 months ago
@hotelmason241 sorry this is the funniest thing ever. i'm posting it on my facebook for easter
philosophyman76 10 months ago 3
@hotelmason241 Haha you suck
Castrol6000 10 months ago
@hotelmason241 then move the FUCK along.
sf200425997 10 months ago
lol wow just wow this animation is retarded
oddballmatt 10 months ago
Stupid.
rickw1100 10 months ago
LOL
realnameunknown2011 10 months ago
1 cor 1:18 For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
mrcooldude964 10 months ago
know whats hilarious? all the bible debates about what the bible says are all pointless anyway because the bible makes no fucking sense. theres no point in trying to research lost books and letters and shit because the bible itself is just absolutely ridiculous. it would be like trying to research willy wonkas secret diary. its all made up in the first place, whats the point?
mattakudesu 10 months ago 38
@mattakudesu- Absolutely!
honeyblossom17 8 months ago
Father "Truth" is both absolute and infinite --- "Truth" is the axiom by which all things known to man are measured --- Jesus Christ (Emmanuel) the chosen "Son" thereby did, with his own life through the Spirit of truth, measure the brutality of man and the hypocrisy of man's religion.
2gointruth 10 months ago
Lmao
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2gointruth 10 months ago
The crucifixion wasn't much of a sacrifice anyway. Think about it. Would you get tortured for a few hours if in three days you get to become king of the universe? It wasn't a sacrifice, it was the sweetest fucking deal...ever.
ANTHATESYOMAMA 11 months ago
@ANTHATESYOMAMA I agree with that 100%. Christians don't understand what a sacrifice is. That's when you give something up....forever, and NOT receive something better because you did. There is no reward for a sacrifice. You give something up, no strings attached.
They also don't understand what a miracle is either, but that's a whole different rant to get into.
tommy605 10 months ago
this should be an episode of south park ^^
TheFearmonger 11 months ago
How did you make this video?
Nilsy1975 11 months ago 2
@Nilsy1975 CrazyTalk 6
CultOfDusty 11 months ago 6
@CultOfDusty Is that a website or a download?
Nilsy1975 11 months ago
@Nilsy1975 Its a program.
CultOfDusty 11 months ago 3
@CultOfDusty Thanks :-)
Nilsy1975 11 months ago
Cult... you really don't get it. Besides, your history is wrong. Jesus only went to heaven after he had risen, he didn't go back until after he had seen his "homies". He also appeared to 500+ people in one go. Know your history man. Oh, and one last thing. The Bible is a reliable source of history. I don't get you. So full of hate you remind me of me before I knew Christ.
SwordOfTheSpiritUK 11 months ago
@SwordOfTheSpiritUK If the Bible is a reliable source of history, then so to is the Iliad and Mother Goose.
ANTHATESYOMAMA 11 months ago
omg best story ever! if the easter story was told like this that would be a reason to go to church hahahahaha
blitz3 11 months ago
best shit i hurd on tub ...5 thumbs up ...:)
papaspride101 11 months ago
As an athiest you shouldnt just make fun of one religion i mean this is really funny but you should go further expand your horizon making fun of other people's religion go for it you got my support in this dude
lumbanraja2 11 months ago
I really don't understand why you would make such a video....You don't believe in it, that's fine, there is a place for you when you die, and there is a place for those that do believe . So why even knock something that you don't care about...i Just wasted over 7 minutes of my life watching this dumb video. thanks.
MrDarian0369 1 year ago
@MrDarian0369 Another Christian making empty threats."There is a place for you when you die"You people are assholes,believe as i do or burn forever.I guess you morons do not realize that when you say that to atheists(which Dusty is)it does not mean shit as we don't believe your bullshit claims which have no evidence to back up.I could say well if you don't believe in the FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster) then you will burn in a lake of pasta sauce it does not make it true.
Bystronicman08 1 year ago
@Bystronicman08 blah blah blah. You want proof, do some research. There is a bunch of website that talk about it....Prove to me that he does not exist...That's right, you can't. God is kinda like air,. you can't see it but you know its there. The only valid point you made is that your right, talking to an atheists is pointless cause no mater what christian s say, atheists are gonna argue with them. Till you find the proof yourself, there is no point in talking. some find it and some don't.
MrDarian0369 1 year ago
@MrDarian0369 I did do research,that's how i came to conclusion that there is no god.Because there is absolutely no evidence."Prove to me he doesn't exist"Another idiotic argument from a moron.I could say prove to me the Flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist.You couldn't prove that he doesn't exist.You people are the ones claiming a belief in a god so the burden of proof is on you to prove his existence,not the other way around.Do i don't ''know'' he exists.If i did i would not be atheist.