Chuck Norris Vs Mario Almada

[zr1cruz]

sako quey!!!!

[zr1cruz]

sako quey!!!!

[elgatonegro13]

EPIC!

[bethorockr182]

Aweboo mario almada es la riata... Aparte tiene ese toke de cabron mexicano ke nadamas se da aqui

[ELQUITO12]

there was once a guy who could walk on water. but Chuck norris can swim thru land lol

[pomada17]

ok the bullets vs kicks

pos el almada le gana de un balazo al norris pues aparte que es mas la cara de canijo el almada ke el norris y...canta

[marcoav14]

Mario almada hasta parado de manos se chinga al chuck norris jaja...

[ChuntiChuntaro]

I didn't see Chuck Norris bull whipping a punker to death. I didn't see Chuck Norris shoot down a helicopter with one bullet. I also didn't see Chuck Norris waste a bad guy inside a house by shooting up a closet full of dynamite through a tiny window from sniper's nest outside in a forest with a machine gun. That was pure Super Mario Almada son! It don't get more bad ass epic than that.

[humbector]

en su deprimente vida el chuck norris llegara a ser la sombra de MARIO ALMADA

[PS3XBOX360GUY]

HAHA is this a joke or something like that??????

I mean, seriously? Mario Almada is a joke compared to Chuck Norris, and I'm not even a fan of Chuck Norris. But yeah come on Chuck Norris would kick Almada ass in seconds period

[RichardKleiner]

Los niños se arropan en la noche para cuando llegue el Coco. El Coco se arropa en la noche para cuando llegue Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris se arropa en la noche para cuando llegue Mario Almada.

[08garcia]

Mario Almada is a BOSS!!!

[clkgrt]

si chuck fuera presidente y

mario almada tambien DOMINARIAMOS A EUROPA :D

[964mula]

'che Mario! Fernando se encela

[j1992rob]

Round House Kick Vs .357 with Unlimited bullets? duh Mario Is Gona Win lol

[martinez418]

@j1992rob HAHAHAHA Mario had some good fucking movies, even though the choreographic scenes were made within a minute or 2. Mario Almada no doubt had some good old fashion Sunday morning great movies. Chuck still took him by his Saturdays evening premiers, lol.

[j1992rob]

@martinez418

lol, but the gun with unlimited bullets will allways beat the roundhouse kick. even if the rounhouse kick can send you to another dimmension lol

[martinez418]

@j1992rob LMFAO!! Today's Friday, i might just check out Lone Wolf Mcquade tonight. Tomorrow I'll see Mario's movie ''LA VENGANZA DEL 30.06

Good movies though!, lol

[AMKCG]

Chuck Norris es hijo de Mario Almada, por si no sabian su verdadero nombre es Chuck Almada

[gracelovesyouxD]

talvez chuck norris tendraa super fuersa pero almada TIENE ARMAS HAHAHA XD

[ozzman69]

Pinche Mario Almada me pela los pinches guevos peludos....hahahaha

[3Storm]

What happens when and Unstoppable Force meets an immovable object?

[quantumman2011]

@3Storm 2012

[chiloecko]

mario almada because he NEVER runs out of bullets

[AveEnd]

@chiloecko LMAO my dad always says that xD

[marchrabbit85]

@chiloecko Chuck because he faster than bullet

[marchrabbit85]

@marchrabbit85 damn, he faster even speed of light

[josman75]

Mario Almada gana, la comparasion es ridicula. 

[DehydratedManatee]

Mario Almada is substantially better. Charles Bronson is pretty badass as well though. Like my friend's old school Mexican dad said while watching a kill scene in a Death Wish movie one day: "Ese cabron no perdona!" HAHAHAHA

[elbull33]

mario almada sin duda alguna mejor!!

[MrChrisman18]

i think he is my grandpa's cousin

[jose19tx]

mario almada

[speedemon103]

nice!!! mario almada would win cause fist of fury got nuthin agains a bullet haha, chuck is still my boy though

[gonxetete]

lol