THINGS I'M THANKFUL FOR

[heyitzariana]

lol why is there a arabic background song at the starting of the video?

[SmiteFieldProduction]

I had pharyngitis once, I hate it but I would have had it any number of times so you wouldn't.

[123loverXOXO]

0:52 scared the poop right outta me

[CorissaCupCakee]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL your great.

[booksineed]

ur names justine cool my name is close to justine its fwitclicks

[30zsProduction]

SHE'S. BEING. SARCASTIC. This is just an additude for her videos.

[animegirl929]

No wonder shes not thankful for you all, YOU ARE ALL SO RETARDED THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW, THAT SHES BEING SARCASTIC. ARE YOU HONESTLY THAT STUPID?

[partygirl23452]

@jpmetz this was funny & your great

but you shud be thankfu for a lot of things !

for being alive, for a having a bed to sleep on, for having food and water every day.

Think of people on the street(:

and btw, im not sure if you'r joking or not, but you shud be thankful for LOTS of things:D

But i really do like you vids(=

[loveyourbody1231]

did people REALLY not know that she was being sarcastic... wow..

[yoXsupXpeace]

uploaded on my birthday =-) i <3 jpmetz

[TropicalJul]

what about your house? furtniture & food? your friends? your car? your makup? your computer & other technology? the money you make from your job & partnership, sure it might not be enough to you but it is to other people who live in boxes, lmao i know your prob kidding & really are thankful for all those things but.. idkkkkk.

[Abbytater]

It's fairly obvious to me, after reading these comments that some people just can't take a freaking JOKE. Geez.

[partygirl23452]

@Abbytater she was joking right ?

she sounds so serious,

she should at least say jay kay !

(:

[Carlieee1]

gobble friggen gobble .

<3

[S3844]

you look like oprah

[tubekittyful]

#LOL

[funnykingzanimation]

hahah this video cracked me up man

[BarbieBrittany1]

@vinappleinc it's sarcasm, dumbass.

[studentdotcom]

That was really funny. I loved it.

[leezee86]

If I were you Id be thankful for soundlyawake... hes freaking hot!

[jmaxim2001]

call me an asshole? fuck off.

[legtree]

your hot! the more you wine about stuff the more i want to give it you.

[hyperactivemonkey95]

LOOOL

[wowhornby]

you are so funny!! so much happier since i found your channel. my life has gone up some notches.

[zuzik2011]

Dear Justine,

You are to me what an eye patch and parrot is to a pirate.

You make me want to vomit little chocolate hearts.

You are my personal parachute.

[geekforlifevandc]

sorry your life sucks

[gabbyway]

Whoa guys, relax! I'm pretty sure she's being what we like to call sarcastic. I think she's pretty damn funny.

[TeetskaSuave]

I KNOW RIGHT?!

gosh it's like people don't know how to take a friggin joke...

[marisamacabre]

@bznmtn is it not obvious now that she's being sarcastic.. ALL THE TIME???

[TapiocaPud]

It's funny how if you include a remotely positive word like "thankful" in your vid title, the views take a dive. hahaha

[hellodoggie45]

Your so hot, my mom made me get off your channel just to cool down :)

[ObsoleteLaika]

Justine, I want to birth your angry, angry children. <3

[VioletSkies143]

i'm so glad i found your youtube. <3

[lovinlife1201]

your makeup looks pretty <3

[fuzycatterpiller]

perfect

[williexwhip]

Haha, I think you are the only person that makes me laugh with every single video. You are amazing.

[Krisi1209]

My Thanksgiving was over a month ago, but thanks anyway.

[PynkPuSsiCat]

lol

[ReishaDoll]

I'm thankful for Jpmetz

[rreggiebryant1]

your such an ass, but a funny ass at that. subscribed lol

[themisspeta]

Im thankful we dont have thanksgiving in our country!

[kgreenel]

Your such a gentle soul.... Everyday when I wake, I check your channel for new videos <3

[NineteenPercent]

You look so pretty.

[SillyLetters]

she always looks pretty!<3

[NineteenPercent]

Pretty... funny!

No.

Just kidding, Justine.

I love your ass.

[miggyschik]

I like turtles.

[KayMay1224]

You didn't mention that your hair caught on fire...

[mardel3]

Girl you are so famous that you even have your own stalker!! xoxo

[RudeGirlClaudia]

LMAO!!! You are too funny! You crack me up!

[zZzvoncica]

i can`t believe how hard u guys trying...stupid idiots

[rejectofthemoon]

u dont have to try with justine. just looking at her beautiful face makes u want to say wonderful things.

[zZzvoncica]

oh look, stupid idiot replied

[lemoncherrii]

i'm thankful for you

[0ans6]

your are the kindest hearted person on youtube, maybe even the world

[bugeyedgirl]

Did you just fart?

Cause your blowing me away ;)

[hookguy123]

is one of the things your thankful for your obesity?

[QuietCannon]

I love you is not enough to describe my feelings for you.

If I send you money, will you send me a clipping of your hair to smell before I got to bed at night?

[SaritaSarita]

hell yeah my comment is on the kiss my ass comment time! :D

[whitestripesiluv]

I am thankful that I can look forward to your next video. They are what makes my dreary existence seem important enough to continue.

[theycallmeeggs]

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love you beautiful blossom of mine.

[uncleversarah]

You're so cute when you're angry <3

[bobaaasha]

ok the comments you post 4 kiss my ass comment time are creepy I mean love you and all ,but those comments are probably from some random people locked up in insane asylums

[Jncrls3000]

lol

[beautynewbie]

Damn you Jpmetz.... when will you be grateful for my undying love for... you? :(

[Cottoncandi83]

When I watch your videos...momentarily the gloom clears. And Rainbows and Unicorns emerge. God I love your videos!

[HighFlyingAddict]

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whitestripesiluv]

What ever happened to rofl? Soon it will be rolflmbobyar.

[locologan187]

i clicked the add to help your cause.

[jennabuggle]

Have you lost weight? You look more gorgeous than usual. Not like you need it though.

[rocktheMaC2]

omg! potent potables! heehee

[chockyfancy]

OMG i got into the comment time! my heart seriously stopped, i feel soooo honored...JUSTINE READ MY COMMENT!! *faints*

[bubbles9871]

Are you a model? I could of sworn I saw you in a magazine once. You pretty little thang.

[bubblegum404]

i'm thankful the hell for you

[DukeOfQueens]

thank fuck

[KevinJonas4Lyfe15]

Justine you are so beautiful..i would kiss your ass comment time <3 im sorry i cant name my baby after you because justine is also my name..but i will surely name a beautiful colorfull butterfly after you my angel!

[softlips09]

You should be thankful for having such a sweet and warm demeaner!

[ivoryjamiexo]

If you were a flower. I'd pick you.

[bummedoutforlife]

but if you pick a flower, it dies.

unless that's what you were going for

then that's none of my concern

[ivoryjamiexo]

I would sprinkle magical The Hell dust all over it.

And it would stay alive for always.

Like my love.

[chockyfancy]

copycat!! person trying to get into comment time alert!!

[WhoaJoanna]

Im going to name my baby

First Name: Justine

Middle Name: The Frig

Last Name: Asses

[tonjesml]

I'm THANKFUL for when you say you're gonna call me when you get home and then YOU NEVER DO because you're probably drunk in a ditch somewhere.

You're so useless.

[tonjesml]

I'm thankful for you drunkenly telling me you love me

[tonjesml]

I'm thankful for in video ads....the less of you I have to see.

[tonjesml]

I'm thankful for the mute button.

[zarath00stra]

I'm thankful to be graced with your presence, even if for only 84 seconds, but those seconds will be cherished.

[krisisnkaos]

things i'm thankful for: your sweet behind, that hot jersey accent, the doctor who treated your cornea infection...

[devincray]

If I hadn't just ate a friggin turkey, I'd eat you Justine.

[LittlePuppet9]

You set the Maximum awesome that anyone could dream about

[xManiaphobia]

you are the girl of my dreams, justine.

your beauty burns a hole in my mind.

[xjuicyyy]

I'm thankful that God created such beautiful creature like you. ;)

[iluvdulcecandy]

i hope ur being sarcastic..cuz wat u said abt subscribers was mean.

[MaiFlowers]

LOL is this the first video you've seen of hers?

[iluvdulcecandy]

yup lol

[3LadiesInTheBackseat]

Justine, I want you to know that the other day, I named my first-born daughter after you, because I want her to grow up to be as beautiful and positive as you are.

[xcatherinesbombx]

You are the wind beneath my wings.  Jpmetz, if I wasn't a 16 year old girl from Alaska. I would stalk you.

[MischievousKP]

:))

[vladssin]

Your like a sun shiny day.

[natt2060]

Ugh. I'm sick of you and your annoying followers. gay.

[iceee1]

without your videos, my life means nothing to me...i have no reason to live... id kill myself watching paris hilton's videos ...

[Bubbles1101]

You remind me of a pretty rainbow

[kparrinello]

Not being able to see you,I miss you like the sun misses the flower.

(I totally stole that from A Knight's Tale, but it still applies)

[pakalagirl20]

your a cold ass bitch! ahhh! but yet so warm & fuzzy on the inside! HA! L-M-A-O my whole ass off!

peace bitch!

[TheGirlNobodyKnew]

If you put this in your comment time, I will personally send a homemade cookie to you.. made from the bottom of my heart you beautiful creature.

[circleofdeath]

I cream when I see your videos

;P

[hahah thought i'd see if i get in] XD

[k213389]

i am so thankful you came into my life and brightened my every day with your radiant beauty.

[dancesxinxrainx0]

You make my heart sing like Meghan Tonjes.

[roofusgrl]

You are better than Jesus....last name Christ. I have made you my new religion.... Long live Justine!!!!!

[circleofdeath]

"In the name of The Justine, The Youtube, and The Holy Makeup"

[MyCrazyAngel09]

Justine, I fucking love you :)

[candyshoppe]

YouTube only allows 500 characters per comment, so there's no was I could profess my undying admiration for you.

[mylatestgrievance91]

you're cute...no you don't want to be cute you're HOT... OOH JUST PUT ME IN THE FRIGGIN DAMN KISSMYASSCOMMENTTIME...SUCKER

[NellBrent]

I'm thankful for your consistant verbal abuse always being at my disposal. It makes my day.

[classicrime1]

you're like a flower that turns into something especial and beautiful in my heart!

[SyndeeMoon]

Behind that tough exterior, deep down inside, you're a gummy bear :]

[peacelovejesus08]

i'm gonna name my first born child jpmetz no not justine...jpmetz.

[xgelicax22]

I'm thankful... for you and your wonderful videos, of course.

[emofulishious]

im giving birth as we speak im going to name all my children after you, i love you.

[JambaJoy]

You seriously have MS?! Oh wow...

[xoxoshorteexoxo]

You are the reason everyone even gets on youtube you are the QUEEN of youtube all hail Queen Justine

[loserluigi]

When I think about you, I touch myself.

[Saralalalalove]

You're using me to make money.

And I like it !<3

[AbbyandRobynTV]

Wow people really love to suck up here haha

[DrakulitaVampirenish]

I feel you...I'm no thankful to anything, either.... Life is a bitch...

[itsqueenmab]

I had eye cancer.

And looking at you cured it!

[Whoasamx]

I will name my baby after you.

[UndigestedChildren]

Justine.. your beautiful smile is the only reason my heart is beating, Thankyou.

[JessiLeslie]

You're perfect in every way. I love you<3

[pporkypigg]

i'm thankful that you made a video today, justine. you make the world turn round, and without you, i don't think i could live another day!

[cristinapham]

Justine, you are the fabric in my life. Without you, I would unravel like a sweater without a thread. <33

[Tropictures]

HAHA you better be kidding

[RandomRaincloud]

Turkey day? Pfft.

How about Justine day?

[xgelicax22]

Or Justine week?

[RandomRaincloud]

Justine Year.

[TheMonaLisaCloud]

You make me the happiest guy on earth. I'm thankful for you, even though I'm from England and we don't believe in Turkey Day ;)

[imike1411]

OMG

I'm so jealous! A frigging bar across the street?

[tvrziliana23]

funniest video .. we loveeee u justine no matter waatt..

*now kissin ur ass*

[Bettini]

I'm thankful that I don't have to pee into a bag this holiday.

[Ferriswheelx]

Someone compared you to Jessica Alba? This feels me with very, very violent rage. Jessica Alba isn't shit compared to jpmetz, the goddess of beauty. I worship you. There should be a planet named after you. I would KILL for you.

[Ihavequestions93]

You are more sweet and savory than the sweet potatoes at Boston Market <3

[BabiiFahita]

you make my boring ass thanksgiving gappy

[nanelarya]

Lol we <3 you too justine :p

[9nadomanda]

Justine,

You truly do bring light into my world. I want to apply lipstick and kiss you all over.

[Poohinc]

Don't believe this guy! If he truly loved you he wouldn't need to apply anything to coat his lips! Unlike me who will happily kiss you all over with bare lips.

[xObubbleslove]

you should be governor of new jersey. YEA!

[MarieSTheName]

I'm thankful for you Justine... I'm going to eat my turkey and think of you, and how beautiful my make up looks thanks to your tutorials.

You should do a tutorial on how to cook a turkey!

Gobble Gobble!

[R3N330]

jpmetz, are you from the crayola company? cause you color my world.

[rksnap]

Funniest ever!

[ihatearmaan]

LMFAO.

[carlasilc4l]

hahahahaha oh my gosh.

[bellaboo130]

that was some kickass indian music

[Nikkiandkim]

your still beautiful with your cornea infection and MS.

[paperstripes]

haha i thought this was going to be some uplifting video...but no.

[LimePink111]

im going to hang a poster of you on my ceiling above my bed. so everyday I'll wake up to your beautiful face.

[FacePalmification]

You are more beautiful than the strangled cries of a turkey being slaughtered on thanksgiving :')

[5864dragon]

do you know this video is posted along with video of how to steal 42 million dollars, how to kill hornets and mr nice guy????how are all of these related?

[TemariFan33]

lmaoo..

[aleksdeabreu]

tags: potent potables

bahaa

[MakeUpHawg]

you complete me

[vivalavidda]

thappy thanksgiving Justine...you are better than sweet potatos during thanks giving

[joannasayss]

be thankful for the big toe on your foot, without it you couldn't walk!

[mikefalzone]

You are better than jelly...well maybe not jelly...but DEFINITELY jam.

Happy thanksgivers.

[alyssax3kiss]

can i adopt you?

[XxbaileyxX6]

you have a lot more to be thankful for you could live in a third world country you could be dead you could be living on the streets be thankful for what you have

[GruesomeGreta]

im thankful for you. your beauty, smile, voice. just everything about you. god must have loved you

[lysssssssss]

of course we are ALL thankful for justine.

but since you say forget us...

forget justine

im thankful for GODDAMN TURKEY

[Dollface22772]

I'm thankful for you, Justine.....you make life worth living.

[saulevasara]

I love you. Even my ferrets love you. You are my life, my sun, my air. I can't live without you. You are the most beutifull person on earth. Your eyes are like stars in the night sky so bright and so beutiful.