Simon Cowell gets OWNED!

[OMGitzme43]

cause he's the king of the beavers the king of the beavers you can not deceive us no you can't fool owls

[AnnieGirl707]

Simon IS in fact... very sexy! XD

[OrthodoxPower1389]

@AnnieGirl707 if thats sexy, i wonder on what u look like...

[TheNewbNamedVosn]

What's the big deal about not knowing the names, I didn't know a single one lol

[Kimindigo]

( dyslexic )who are all those cloned bitches in those shows..must be clones.. they are so plastic and i belive they are shemales or clones.

[rhianmantle]

so he forgets the name of the asian one

[chivas2354]

@rhianmantle Zayn isn't asian

[iloveronanparke99]

@chivas2354 he's british pakinstani 

[Shrijan]

@iloveronanparke99 no paki is that good looking, he has half english blood on him.

[rockstribute]

@Shrijan not even a half paki is that good looking XD

[britprincessbell]

ouch

[ricardovanburen]

my dogs name is ollie :l

[RockinWeirdo12]

and heres my dumbass thinking its simon powelle

[TheRockIzBack]

who actually gives a fuck about one direction...accept fucking teenagers...Nirvana for life

[RubyTuesdaay]

@TheRockIzBack how could you be so horrible ! dont stereotype people jus beacause tey like a band ! you are SO SO SO narrow minded .

[TheRockIzBack]

@RubyTuesdaay how could i be so horrible??? i am so "horrible" coz real music is dead...and all u girls know is one direction or justin bieber or any other stupid manufactured pop singers....when time passes by ...ppl wont even remember who they are ....but real legends like kurt cobain or steven tyler etc...ppl will never forget them!!!

[AngelaLuvs1D]

LMAO where did olly come from??

[GrenadeSun]

i wonder how the hell did he get Ollie from Zayn Ahaha XD

[GrenadeSun]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA . he's a legend! XD

[MultiFirebug]

wow botox much

[smexydevil100]

my fuck just cos you thibk your cool doesn't make you cool and i know your thinking that your cool so you can;t deny it

[b2cott]

is that a smile???

[TheJadmi]

i don't know them eitheer

[OneDirectionLovatic]

@TheJadmi Ummm. It's his contestants retard.

[sweetyangelissocool]

Its funny because my name is zainab which is just like "Zayn" But its missing the "ab". Anyway, my point is is that if i went to x factor, he'd probably forget my name too, lol. :P

[Jupiter748]

@hakonmaa As a manager of the band he should know their names.

[hakonmaa]

How is he getting owned here? The only way he would get owned by such a question is if he actually got it right! No guy with selfrespect knows the names of One Erection!

[bookl0ver]

@hakonmaa how this made top comment i dunno. cos no self respecting man hates on a boyband cos they're hot great singers and amazing

[MissMismagius]

@bookl0ver is a thing a fangirl would say

[bookl0ver]

@MissMismagius ok point taken ah screw it boys dont like 1D dunno y i really can't b arsed to convince you

[jaz983]

@hakonmaa BOO YAK A SHA!

[D3MoNyX]

@thelovelybrebre123 but do u play with ur penis ???

[thelovelybrebre123]

@D3MoNyX im a girl weirdo

[zacharyfelix]

you know guys, you can all stop telling me about ctrl+f now. I did in fact know about it in the first place when i posted the comment, but after about seventeen people explaining to me exactly what to do I fear i may have been misunderstood...

[paddy110287]

@zacharyfelix Why did you say what you said in the first place if you know how to get it, it's not like it's a demanding task.

[khanell786]

yeah, thats right!! name all the white guys, but the asian guy he calls 'olly'

[AntsyArt]

Simon has a fantastic smile

[Appaloosaism]

Did Simon dye his hair?

[treid100182]

Cowell is a Corporate whore ... he doesn't know their names because they don't have any, and as long as they are with Cowell, they never will ... unless they need their names laughed at.

[MrThezho]

Can't blame him, I didn't even knew who they were

[MSTRJD1]

This was waaaaaaay out of sync!

[TheWillOfGamers]

Wat

[ScarleteBabe]

ZAYN SIMON ITS ZAYN HOW YOU FORGET ZAYN!

[rudyyy911]

@C4LCH3X4SS your so stupid

[C4LCH3X4SS]

@rudyyy911 you are*

and why?

[ZanehRAEballetROCKS]

:O

[elliepellie007]

I like to meet this Ollie!

[alex49585]

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[alex49585]

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[AgeOfPwn]

day 25 - officially sick of these "searching for comments" will leave house and have a social life in an hour

[mRTomV2]

Day 21 - still look for TheJszurek's comment i am setting up camp for the night and will continue tomorrow

[imapotatoeee53]

Louis Tomlinson

Harry Styles

Niall Horan

Liam Payne

Zayn Malik

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GamingSphinctorCHNL]

Is it me or is the audio a bit off track?

[spidermancj]

@GamingSphinctorCHNL the video poster alr mentioned it in the vid annotation and its also written in the vid description...

[swifty654]

go dani monouge you rock

[MonsterGuitarX]

their names are...money, cash, green, spondoolies, dollars, pounds..

[001NicoNico]

0:50 Oh my god... Its Miley Cyrus :O

[gabbygurloya]

HOW THE CHEESE ITZ DID HE FORGET ZAYN!

[AltheaTHG]

the first time I watched this I was like "who the heck are the one direction?" and now that I have fallen in love with 1D I'm saying now; "SIMON! WTH?!? YOU OAF! HOW THERE YOU!"

[skyandrey29]

Simon, Zayn is not Olly. hahahahahaha

[thatmentalgummybear]

i love one direction

[goldenAppl3]

@armsofundertow98 and learn to spell Britain right

[MzToriaMorgan]

@armspfundertow98 actually they are from England & Ireland & went on the X Factor over there. There were actually 3 producers from the US that wanted them but they stayed in London.

[armsofundertow98]

One Direction must be some band from Brittan that couldn't hack it in America

[MaddieLouxx]

@armsofundertow98 No actually the Xfactor is originally a British show... made by Simon Cowell who is British.. its been on 8 years in the UK.. One Direction auditioned on the show and are now famous all over the World. So actually its nothing to do with America at all.

[cursedswordsman]

What the hell is One Direction, and why should he know their names?

[LarryStylinsonISsexy]

@cursedswordsman One direction is a group of 5 boys from Britian/Ireland. They were contestants on xfactor 2010. They came third. Oh and Simon was their mentor...

[davidvillasoulpatch]

@cursedswordsman he made one direction.. they were on x factor and he was their mentor

[annam0i]

lol wut

[Mr123bmxcody]

god fuck simon he crushed to many peoples dreams

[oklahomabmxer]

Why is simon always judging with the hottest girls in their nation!?!

[kathynhungtran]

OLLLY ? EXCUSE ME, NO!  haha

[philipeafroboy1]

cheryl cole looks fuckin hot

[redlipstickxx]

what a shame. seriously he works with them ! :/ 

[1DJanaraMarie]

Simon your the manager of One Direction!!!

[JanaBananalovesmusic]

LOL yeah Simon...Olly and Zayn. I can see how you got confused between those two names...?

[TahXII]

Imagine how Zayn felt...

[zacharyfelix]

fuck sake.....now I have to find TheJszurek's comment...

[Tr1xR4k1dz13]

@zacharyfelix

1. View All Comments

2. Ctrl+F

3. TheJszurek

4. ???

5. Profit.

[TexAngel999]

@zacharyfelix You're not alone in your struggle my friend.

[kungisans]

@zacharyfelix so this is a reply to a reply of comment.. and now I made a reply to it so now the next guy will have to search for what? 3 comments... damn youtube fix this !

[theblueisyou]

@zacharyfelix

ctrl f baby.

[rufia75]

@zacharyfelix press see all, then ctrl + f, then type 'thejszurek' and press enter till you find his comment. TADAH

[paddy110287]

@zacharyfelix See all comments-->ctrl+f--->type TheJszurek and go next until you find hes comment.

[D3MoNyX]

@paddy110287 wouldnt have u fell smart if u had posted what he said instead of the obvious search thingy?somepeople get imba lag when they press all comment because of being so manny and the search browser can get stuck

[paddy110287]

@D3MoNyX dude I'm in such a good mood I'm not going to ridicule you for your inability to spell 1st grade English. Have a good life, may you prosper.

[D3MoNyX]

@paddy110287 your a good mood ??? really ? i didn't care how i typed cuz i didn't think it matter....i know 3 languages and english is not my nattive one,so mind ur own god dam spelling isues before ur correcting others...peace and i won't reply back cuz i dont like arguing with kids

[paddy110287]

@D3MoNyX okay fuck it, I can understand why you don't like talking to kids cause it reminds you off the fact that the best part of you run down the crack of you moma's ass and was left as a brown stain on the mattress, also the fact that your spelling is on the borderline of profound mental retardation. You go around spamming comment son videos like an absolute lurk, I looked at you're channel for 1 second and copied the first comment I saw a clear indication of homosexuality.

[emeraldmisst]

@paddy110287

You stole that from FMJ pathetic unoriginal moron..

[paddy110287]

@emeraldmisst It's not patented you sappy cunt, I'm merely using his insults to good use, now why don't you go and fist fuck yourself until your hymen breaks. /watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk

[emeraldmisst]

@paddy110287

It doesn't matter, it's what I like to call ridiculous lack of creativity, did you know an impairment of the imaginative side of the brain is a sign of Autism? You should get tested. PS: Here are my heavenly excrements. Eat up, and feel privileged! It's your breakfast before you set off on your journey to Spa School!

[emeraldmisst]

@emeraldmisst

a ridiculous*

[kateeers]

so much better having them as judges. come back dannii and cheryl!

[communistjesus]

I CAPITAL H ate that limey p rick Simon C owell.. I mean the ways he carries himself as if he were it.. F U C K YOU LIMEY SO NA B ITCH. EAT S HIT ZE AND D IE B IT CH..

[ZiiggyHD]

Simons so mad because he took an arrow to the knee

[buuski]

@ZiiggyHD

fuck you

[Abroadhawk]

@buuski there sure is a lot of FUCKING goin' on in this room...

[1313peacock]

this makes me very angry. very.very. angry.

how can he forget zayn? grrrrrrr

[ZeberdeeZeeGerman]

muslims are scum

[madddycee]

@ZeberdeeZeeGerman fuck off.

[ratgirlfancy1]

@ZeberdeeZeeGerman  What now?! D:<

[ratgirlfancy1]

@ZeberdeeZeeGerman What now?! D:<

[LemonadeChicken]

Keep pressing 6, over and over really fast, look at cheryl, and listen to the sound? Shes a chicken <3

[Liberationband1]

keep pressing 5, wtf is going on with simon's mouth?



[emilyhalfacre1]

you know what i =ve always hated simion and he seems like he would be a perv iiikeeyy 

[bradsmithsite]

Slightly out of sync>

[immabored1]

ITS ABOUT TIME YESH HE IS A ASSHOLE SIMON IS

[Lodatzor]

I don't care what was said. I just want Danii and Cheryl.

[punkingal]

I looove Simon, but that was really disappointing...

[comfartable]

Awww he forgot Zayn :/ (My fav) & really its sick how people hate on Zayn coz he's half pakistani.

[bobbyboy423]

and who the fuck is zayn

[bobbyboy423]

Shut up you loser i hate this shit singing bull shit

[iluvharrystylesxx]

O.M.G Simon how could you forget zayn i am not impressed xx

[lozasin13]

what an idiot how could you not no there names !!!!!! i soooo wanna punch him!!!! =D

[76tayla]

I HATE SIMON HE FORGOT ZAYN I JUST WANNA PUNCH HIM SO BADDDDD

[kalimbaabiebs]

How could anyone forget ZAYN!?!

[678slade]

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[jay1316]

0:35 "itv 1 studio" but it shows itv2 ?

[moulla99]

@jay1316 its in the itv1 studio

[SoChloee]

How could he forget zayn! Love u ZAYN!-3-3-3

[xUtuber117x]

wait.. what was the question?? I don't get it... is this a british thing???

[shishkababy24]

Go dannii!!!!!!

[heyoitsrico100]

lol ollie? really simon? i love you,,,but you cant go forgetting my zayn!<3

[lolzore]

i want a threesome with danni minogue and cheryl cole

[Hollyhearts1D]

OMG HOW CAN YOU FORGET ZAYN?!

[musikLmind]

simon is realy ...sexy like that....

what did i say there??? welll, he is

[Moonrockbang]

who gives a shit theyre gay lol

[LoveeHopeePeace]

It's not fake.... I saw this.

[ash00tinstarr1]

ZAYN IS THE MAYN

YOU CANT FORGET HIM!!!!

[crazedcatprincess123]

faaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkeeee­eee

fake

[gailwordemanloveass]

@crazedcatprincess123 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooo­ooooowwwwwwww is it, theres a difference between fake and the audio being slightly off

[moezahmedgoodlooking]

kinda Racist....lol...

[Mr15thehedghog]

oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn­eeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddd!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ICONicUnicorn]

how dose he forget ZAYYYN <3 <3

[ZebraPrintSock]

UNCLE SIMON HI

[nekokitty12345]

honestly, its like the judges are competing!

[bnigh5495]

I guess I'm not a big enough fan, didn't know what the hell was going on

[LaconnerLoL]

@bnigh5495

read the description then :)

[bnigh5495]

@LaconnerLoL Seriously, Simon is the only one I knew in that video. It was only a waste of my time because I don't know the show. I mean no disrespect to those who watch the show. I thought it might be from American Idol which I might have seen or at least could relate to. I was way out of my element on this one! Simon not knowing the name of an performer didn't really mean much to me. Do they ever really know the names of everyone. Getting owned means more to me, i guess. ;)

[bnigh5495]

@LaconnerLoL I admit, I don't always read discriptions. :)

[LaconnerLoL]

@bnigh5495

Holy shit dude.. just wanted to help you understand it!

[bnigh5495]

@LaconnerLoL Lol, I've been drinking today

[CB8264]

New Judge's line up for X Factor 2012.

Louis Walsh

Cheryl Cole

Nicole Scherzinger

Simon Cowell/Gary Barlow

[MikeTehV]

@CB8264 no tulisa or kelly? that sucks, especially since nicole's on it, she'll just cry

[ivan89705]

What next.

[jhizzleism]

That because He ONLY remembers these guys: Benjamin,Ulysses,Andrew.......­LOL

[klouise1000]

@tobyragg awwww is someone a bit jealous? Diddums.

[CALIMADE916]

who da heck is one direction?

[MsBeautifulBelieber]

@CALIMADE916 A boy band

[tobyragg]

A big dickhead forgets the names of a bunch of dickheads.

[TheJszurek]

haha im sure u did lol message me!!

[nerferedit]

@TheJszurek dont worry guys i killed the girl

[Fuzzysc]

@TheJszurek should live on the wild side of life its better, take the risk! maybe a wall of text wont kill you who knows

[MiguelFRCable]

@Fuzzysc A group of very talent dudes, that they were on the x factor

[00Mj000]

@TheJszurek what are you talking about, i had sex with that girl last night

[mma4ever100]

gay

[MrsLollypop123]

:O he forgot zayns name, disgraceful.

[PrincesseFashion7019]

how could he forget zayn :'(

[drutrunks]

@Snowbell52 fuck you :)