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  • If only they had had Draco in this xD

  • I would be hilarious if Draco walked in

  • bad translate mate...

  • Snape would never be in the griffindor common room.. silly snl

  • Hagrid was rubbish.

  • I LOVED IT IS VERY FUNNY

  • was that the actual hagrid????

  • @breastrokequeen no its Horatio Sans

  • @breastrokequeen No it wasn't Robbie Coltrane.

  • loloololololololololololololol­ololol so hilarious

  • I love how Harrys so short!!

  • the magnifying class? really? That is just too funny.

  • Haha! I'm a huge fan of both Harry potter and SNL. This is the first time ive seen Seth in a non-Update sketch, but then again, I only started watching pretty recently...

  • hermione : i was in the library researching spells

    ron: hahahaaaaa

    LMAO everytime xD

  • Her accent sounds exactly like it did in The Parent Trap.

  • She grew boobs

  • @314teehee no dip

  • whos playing ron?

    

  • @evakarin21 the one the only SETH MEYERS

  • @xoxsscaaamxox Thanks! i dont watch this show all the time but....he looks pretty hot as a redhead

  • That was strange.

  • does anyone know where the debby downer skit is???

  • Woah I seriously have a boner

  • Lol 'incendio couchio stereo' got me cracking up!

  • they should've had malfoy come in

  • now lets go beat a couple of bludgeons.

  • some of you seem to have never heard of a parody, or at least madtv.

  • -"im going to go out to the woods & tame my dragon."

    -"ah you got a new pet?!"

    -"...NOPE!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! love that part :D

  • that was fuckin stupid

  • why is it only Hermione with the accent?

  • wow

  • IS HARRY A GIRL?

  • LOL!!!!

    Snape just made me lol so hard when he started mumling....

    Snape: that's fifty pointies from grryfindor... et.. tetotibe!!!

  • @035472229 last part was "now go to bed"

  • @Calypsythe  oh... sorry... :(

  • if Hermione was really this hot there would be a lot of problems between Ron and Harry trying to see who can lend their "wand" to Hermione so she can do her "homework"...

  • whats the movie callled ?

  • Why is Harry a girl?!? And was this made in the 80's honestly look at Lindsay's hair!

  • god lindsey lohan is hot!! well before she went crazy

  • 12 people couldn't tame their dragon

  • "I don't know but it's making me nervous and sweaty"

  • 12 people r gay.

  • Is there a part two like the last movie? Lol.

    Gonna say this now this is only a joke

  • I wish Seth was still in sketches :(

  • @orkidluver97 ya why is he just in the news sketch its so stupid!! hes really funny!!

  • Why arent Fred and George red headed? o-o

  • Ron's line at the end is classic!!

  • :)))))))))))

  • crazyyyy

  • I also remember when lindsay tried to say her tits were real at the time. obviously not.

  • lindsay was only 17 when she did this episode of snl.

  • @joemooreisadouche

    mad tv was allways better

  • Lindsay is so fucking fine......

  • @joemooreisadouche you're right, it used to be awesome and funny. All of the stuff today would make one believe it was terrible from the start.

  • Horrible! HArry Potter is better than this scum

  • naughty hermonie

  • this is the perfect description of boy hormones. lol.

  • Lol! Gotta love this...

  • Best. Skit. Ever.

  • "Stereo!"

  • Just call me Severus. LOL.

  • @arashi441xyz Okay, Severous.

  • This was hilarious!

  • If you thought this was funny, check out this vid! It is WAAAAAY funnier, i nearly died laughing! seriously... it's amazing! XD

    Baby Got Broom (a dirty harry potter song)

  • @NicoleAngelaV i think in 2006...

  • Lol! Haha this cracks me up so much! Funny stuff!

  • When was this!!??? Lindsay look healthy, pretty and cute!!!

  • @NicoleAngelaV Yeah, she looked SO curvy!! I can;t get over her sexy legs!

  • lol it is so weird seeing seth in a sketch!!!!

  • so many That's What She Said jokes!

  • Any serious HP fan would know that boys can not sneak into the girls common room due to a complex set of charms. HOWEVER, girls /can/ go into the boys common room because girls are "more trustworthy" ;P

  • @LadyeXo Any serious HP fan would know that there's no such thing as a "boys' common room" or a "girls' common room." There's only one common room per House. The boys/girls enchantments refer to their dorms/bedrooms.

  • @samblons Oh, pardon me. You are quite correct. There is common room and two staircases that split into separate dorms where the four poster beds are. Thank you for correcting my post. I am posting the revised one now.

  • "I don't know but its making me nervous and sweaty!"

  • "I have to go to rest my dragon" Lol

  • I'd imagine something similar to this happened on the real set...but with Matt Lewis(neville) instead..God did he go through puberty nicely.

  • She is pretty in the outside

  • wow these subtitles are horrible

  • Lol!

  • damn look at them titties

  • BRILLIANT!

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  • and this is why im glad it wasnt the americans who made the harry potter-movies

  • @bfold11 The first two movies were directed by an American Director.

  • @bfold11 Mostly true, the dumb Americans anyways, but just remember: We're not all bad :) lol

  • @bfold11 Actually, the screenwriters (besides Rowling) for all seven movies were Americans. Steve Kloves did all but the 5th movie, which was done by Michael Goldenberg. But I'm glad most of them were directed by David Yates, not because he's British, but because he's a great director.

  • @middleCmusic it was a figure of speech, but thanks for the info

  • @bfold11 i agree.

  • @bfold11 I'm American and I agree with you.

  • im beating off a couple of bludges too

  • stereo! XD

  • I think harry potter is being played by a girl.

  • Griping about the bad accents and why Snape is the Commons room......on an SNL skit.

    Yeah, ok.

  • Hagrid got smaller

  • is this supposed to be funny? Mad tv is better.

  • Yeah this is what HP would be like if America made it. And excuse me, Lindsay is ugly. On the outside and the inside.

  • @quidwitch America can't make things because it's only an idea.

  • oh.. so seth myers has been on smething other than weekend update.. lol

  • when Lindsey was hot...

  • Hello Hermio ayayayayay!!

  • fuck

  • Omg Harry's voice is annoying........sounds like a little girl

  • @spukifa

    That's because he's played by Rachel Dratch in the sketch.

  • @spukifa Well he IS played by a girl here.

  • id give her a good shag

  • DAYUM I WANT TO FUCK HER BRAINS OUT. ID FUCK HER SO FUCKING HARD. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­M.

    waestrsadhgfdsafdgtfyedtfhjuj  sorry i had to wipe all the jizz OFF MY KEYBOARD.

  • Emma is so much pretty that Lindsay Lohan. They have horrible British accents honestly. I know this is supposed to be funny, but it really isn't to me. 

  • i like LINDSAY better than EMMA!

  • The translated Hogwarts to "Howards"

    spanish is so demented

  • haha nice accents lol not very english sounding but oh well this is still REALLY funny :D

  • the last good thing lindsay did

  • Best harry potter spoof ever!

  • whats happening to my (area) its getting all big and heavy

  • emma is sexynot hawt sh eis sooper sexy

  • Call me Severus (; lol

  • How did Snape get into the Gryfondor common room? lol

  • @Kesha0o0 Snape is all powerful. :D And epic!

  • @Kesha0o0 He used some magic ;)

  • @Kesha0o0 HIS BIG BOOBIE SENSES WERE TINGLING~!!!!

  • @Kesha0o0 I'm sure all professors have access to all of Hogwarts. MY question is why was he complaining about them being up there?

  • @Kesha0o0

    I'm sure all the school teacher's knew all of the common room passwords...but if you were trying to be funny...haha...yes indeed...very good...my previous statement still applies though :P

  • @Kesha0o0 all the teachers know how to get into all the houses common rooms what I am wondering is how  Hagrid got in??

  • Great

    5*****

    Thanks for sharing

  • lol you can see her reading from her right at 3:53

  • oh my gosh i love that actress who plays Harry! isn't she still on the show? Someone please tell me who she is! (:

  • @caseygirl23675 It's Rachel Dratch. And no,she's not on SNL anymore....too bad,she's amazing!

  • The magic isn't working! I would have to disagree with you!

  • terrible translation..

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  • hahahaha i loooooooooooooooove lindsay ♥

    she was amazing!! i don't know why she had to change :/

  • I'd wish it was a porn

  • @eloise: They're not supposed to be good accents-accuracy isn't the point of sketch comedy. :) Besides, LL is sort of a bad actress. She's not a good standard by which to judge actors' accents. But yes, they are terrible.

  • LMAO. "Alright am gonna go out the woods and tame my dragon" "Ah, got a new pet?" "Neowpe!" Get's me every time. ROFL.

  • ha ha that wuz cute!

  • she look so sexy in this

  • Why is Snape in the Gryffindor common room instead of Mcgonagall?

  • @oneoreo98 Because it's funnier to see his reaction.

  • YAKES,WHAT HAPPENED?.THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

    LINDSEY IS VERY HOOOT BUT IT SADDENS ME TO SEE HER DETERIORATING.

    WHAT A HUGE LOSS TO HUMANITY!

  • YAKES,WHAT HAPPENED?.THAT WAS HILARIOUS

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  • i miss this lindsay lohan

  • This brings a tear to my eye. LILO was so beautiful back then. What a fucking waste.

  • guess only voldemort disliked this

  • LOOL is that Seth Meyer? what a lucky bastard to be in a segment with that hot white trash girl xD

  • Never going to think of Snape the same way again. :(

  • OMG I LOOOOOOOVE SETH MAYERS!!!! I WISH HE WAS IN MORE SKITS NOWADAYS!

  • damn she was so hot back here. 

  • Harry looks like a girl.

  • @bfmv902 thts because hes played by a girl...

  • @MrBAMF18 This is definitely Saturday Night Live. Ron is Seth Meyers and Harry is Rachel Dratch

  • Stereo!

  • ill fuck that couch!

  • LINDSAY IS DEAD NOW :(

  • Oh my God...This is too funny lol

  • Hermione is ALL IN :D

  • Love how everyone cheers for Hagrid

  • not funny, but i cant stop watching it for ONE reason lol (make that 2 reasons)

  • THIS IS SNL!!!!

  • quite unfunny

  • How is this HD?

  • this isn't MadTV this is SNL

  • My voice is lower than "Harry's".

    I'm a girl.

    xD

  • @lottinator6000 The person playing harry is also a girl

  • i saw her boobs on machete... hehe

  • Emma is WAY HOTTER!!!

  • @2009JokeZ possibly, but emma doesnt have tits like that

  • @2009JokeZ

    Emma is beautiful, thats different. Looks at Lindsays tits..........do want

  • @2009JokeZ yeah Lohan is a drunk

  • @2009JokeZ for me lindsay lohan is hotter!

  • @2009JokeZ Emma is prettier, but she isn't as sexy. Lindsay is the girl you'd fuck in college, Emma is the girl you'd marry.