South Park - Chef - No Substitute

[Ctlz21]

The music is just fantastic

[dvrn86]

damn cult of scientology messed his mind up

[Taslak]

my favorite chef song, Hayes had an incredible voice, RIP

[cavesloth]

I just love that at 1:45 - sick ass song!

[jj12j]

its "feathers flying"

not "things flying"

[kindasortaplayguitar]

doo doo, doo doodoo doo doo, doo doodoo

[abzs2k]

with a voice like that, I would want him to father my children.

[Oli3TB76]

Am I right in thinking this is Chef's best song? Yes, yes I am

[heilaff]

@Oli3TB76 yes, yes you are Jimmy. Yes you are ;P

[bewareme2]

i think that kenny role in the recent season especially the latest season is decreasin... MORE KEEEEENNY!

[FuzzyCabesas]

Probably my favorite track off the album, next to Devo, of course. I heard this when I was in 7th grade and I flipped out. Issac Hayes R.I.P.

[Mario7p]

chef = best cartoon character in history haha

[leeeandre]

Best Song EVER!

There's only one word that can describe you,

You're a flippityfloppityhootchymamawoo­woo

[leeeandre]

Best Song EVER

[sjldragonslayer]

Awesome song. So soulfull.

[thrashr32]

*no substitute* no substitute for you *no substitute* no baby theres *no substitute* for you guuurl *no substitute* for you nooow !!!!!

[theonlygayeskimo1]

"I just want to buy you a beer and then around 7:30 i can PICK YOU UP IN MY CAR!!!!" issac hayes is the soul master why has nobody covered this song im going to get a band together and learn how to play some funky grooves for just that purpose

[Skirlasvoud]

Someone tell Chef that Hummingbirds need to eat their own wheight in nector every hour. I don't think they have to caress or touch eachother, let alone when you only have just wings and tiny little sharp claws. :P

[asthmaticpoet]

i hayes del isaac è un raper del bambino del nigger

[SchezS]

best song ever.

[yangtootvic]

LONG LIVE SOUTH PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akolyte123]

he wud make an awesome edition to flight of the concords lol

[jakoson7]

When I first watched south park chefs voice seemed really familiar

[popwar1108]

i know all these chef songs r just jokes, but isaac hayes fuckin makes them sound so fuckin good

[MattitudeEra]

Chef was the best character EVER!

[heirunapparent]

@ronspeck

Dude, you are missing some facts. He was a good man.

[87bri]

Kathie Lee Gifford was kind hot in the 90's lol

[jakethesnake10000]

you got it goin on in a way so clear - I JUST WANNA BUY YOU A BEER

[leit420]

Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car

We can park down over by the gas station

That closed two weeks ago and make love in the back seat and...

Drop you off at home

(No substitute) No substitute for you

[jakethesnake10000]

lmfao fuck yeah @leit420

[middletonk]

rip isaac hayes

[Jabatismo]

oh katy lee!

[frontonmex]

i want to be that tounge in her vagina

[saggoh]

bodeey !

[ceffina01]

is there any videos of the episode where he is talkin like a pedo coz he got brain washed that is a funny episode

[camaro76]

you five cocksuckers who dislike this song can rot in the darkest corner of hell

[radix9523]

To this day I still go around saying..

*low voice* No substitute!

*high voice* No substitute!!

[supercrazy87]

i gave this song to a girl i liked at the time...the hummingbird gravy probably scared her off

[eduklipps]

I had never noticed how Chef looks like Barry White

[robinsoncrucify]

they all look the same

[leit420]

Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car

We can park down over by the gas station

That closed two weeks ago and make love in the back seat and...

Drop you off at home

[Kbawse]

lol wow i remember having this tape when i was 8, when i listen to it now its like "wtf how did i get my parents to buy me this?"

[baggedyman]

Did your parents know what south park was.

[jamesrayment]

can anyone send me this song plz xx :D

[Towmotar]

I love the little guitar riff at 1:06 just before he says "...eases his way into her golden valley....:"

[leit420]

just two hummingbirds doin it doggy style all night long:)

[drokles]

Isaac Hayes has the sexiest voice in the fucking universe. Too bad he got screwed over by the super adventure club and died.

[Rewiinded]

Scientology you mean.

[drokles]

Yep. I think they use the super adventure club episode as an allegory for it. Isaac started saying alot of bullshit about Trey and Matt when he left the crew. I think the message is that they aren't mad at chef, but they hate the superadventure club for changing him.

[ScoobWRX04]

it also sucks that hes really dead in real life

[NawnExistent]

@drokles This is what super adventure club people actually believe!

I love how they tried to piss him off again, too bad he's dead.

[DizziNY1]

@drokles Wow I didn't know until just now that died. That sucks.

[robbertvg1]

ISAAC HAYES THE BEST SOUL MAN EVER.

[soseg]

same shit - scientology is just mormonism with celebrities

[sutsuprutsu]

lol yes i ment Scientologist :P

and now is dead?

[sutsuprutsu]

i thought Isaac Hayes is(was) a mormon and after the episode with the mormons he left with anger :)

[mikilu88]

wasn't he a scientologist ?

[leonard127]

South Park Kinda sucks with out Chef. Its too bad Isaac Hayes died since nobody can do the voice of Chef but him.

[StemposGoodies]

this si just awsome...so much passion in this song

[2facedfreak]

Issac Hayes = love gravy forever!!

[lilguy1171]

this is one of the things that made south park

[SSGOKUMJ30]

thanks issac hayes, before i get down to some buisness i will listen to this song XD

[mr420]

my friend put this album on my ipod

and i put this song when i got laid last nite

(in my head i was cracking up)

[dhanedhar]

and until the male humming bird screams and lets his humming gravy fly all over the nest

man that is some funny thing man

[dhanedhar]

chef died in a funny way

this is the best song

[23580578]

humming bird ,,in out in out ,,,

humming bird doggy style ,,,

this is really special song ,,dhaney boy

[dhanedhar]

yes actually this song is from a very funny cartoon series from south park

i watch all of them it is so funny don't miss any of them

and chef's song especially the song i wanna make love to you woman is very nice

[xxSodYumsxx]

R.I.P Chef you wore FUNNY always when you sang dude LOL R.I.P South park Still goes on 4 ever South Park Tha BEST EVER No other comedy cartoon will ever beat its too FUNNY ( =

[619reyfish]

R.I.P

[carloskd123]

is very bad

[rasengan37]

freaking awsome

[Antvman1]

fucking funny!

[Scepnex9000]

damn

chef was the best

to bad hes gone :(

we'll miss you isaac hayes

[Inmate527]

"Into her golden valley."

[Renton0815]

Isaac Hayes was a religious hypocrite.

After makin 8 seasons with southpark makin fun of every religion on this planet he left because of one episode that made fun of scientology...

but still..........great singer, and great song :)

[jammerjaw]

He left the show because South Park made fun of Tom Cruise, who happens to be a good friend of Hayes. >.>

[Renton0815]

thats just wrong. he left the show because they made fun of scientology.

and by the way, tom cruise is an idiot :)

[619reyfish]

No He Left Cause He Died

[jammerjaw]

He died after he left.

[hbloops]

@Renton0815.

he didnt leave u tard. he died

[Renton0815]

@hbloops he died after he left the show. google it, dude. :)

[jak0910]

@hbloops He died two years after he left. Renton is right. Look him up on wikipedia.

[heirunapparent]

@Renton0815  You don't know shit bro.

[102780517]

@Renton0815 you relise the church of sientology blackmails its members if they condone any acts against sientology

[cobboGHS91]

@102780517 100% correct people need to look into the underlying reasons and ask questions. would hayes have really left after such a long association with the show without being pressured, of course not. as you said scientology completely owns its followers, they have dosiers on there people with wich they blackmail them with, this would have happened to hayes, poor bastard, possibly the eppisode in which he was a brainwashed member of the SAC could be found an essence of what would be done.

[aliastheabnormal]

@Renton0815 no kidding, and then god got pissed off and gave him a heart attack or something, and now he dead.

[102780517]

@aliastheabnormal not his fault he was forced to leave

[wingofeagle444]

@Renton0815 : Great comment !!! What an effing hypocrite.....

[102780517]

@wingofeagle444 hes not a hypocrite the church of scientology FORCED him to leave

[X1SlothX1]

@Renton0815 Agreed.

[ramseyword]

@Renton0815 There was pressure from the church for him to make a stand.

[smitty01209]

@ramseyword "Church"

[ramseyword]

@smitty01209  ???? What?

[shugr2th]

@Renton0815 He died.

[shan1444]

Isaac Hayes was my Idol second to the lead singer of Paramore, she's hot!

Isaac Hayes was my idol for soul music

[VeggieChick77]

...you mean Haley Williams?

She's your idol but you don't even know her proper name? And the most you can say about her is that she's hot? *facepalm*

[shan1444]

who cares? She's smokin! Besides aside from that she can sing rock music awesome! I mean its a double dude!

[VeggieChick77]

I know. I was kind of kidding in the last comment. Lol, obviously two people can't take a joke.

But yeah, she's awesome. I have a huge crush on her too. It's just that it gets a little annoying when people refer to her as "the hot chick from Paramore" : /

[shan1444]

Rotflol

[Crabs4You]

Michael, is that you?

[xanfus]

i used to have this album! what the fuck happened to it!

[wellwthisthisish]

This is definitely getting played at my wedding. I don't give a damn what anyone else thinks.

[Scepnex9000]

u just gave me the best idea ever!!

thx u very much

[jikadem]

CHEF=BARRY WHITE JAJAJAJAJAJA

[killasin303]

whats the original name of this song that isaac is spoofin here??

[SpongeMonkeyz]

God bless Issac Hayes

R.I.P

[Pengaploopa]

HAHAHAHH! I ADORE Chef! He woz da best in South Park! R.I.P!!!!!!!11

[EmoticonProductions]

''Two humming bird doing it doggy style all night long''

NICE.

[Gicalist]

ROFL!!

[miltonrd3]

chef used to jam!

[teoarrk]

that is an awesome back track.. but most importantly, Isaac Hayes just has the perfect voice for this music

[jcoch1r]

God Bless you Kathie Lee

- Chef

[Kaayuu]

hearing this song makes me wanna make sweet love to my man!! respect Sir Isaac Hayes!!

[ChubbyandGlassesman]

deliciuous song

[sjcobra84]

R.I.P CHEF. RESPECT!!

[EIGGER85]

R.I.P Issac Hayes....

[Trakstar84]

pick you up in my caaaaaaaaaar!!!

[Aesorusz10]

yea!! no substitute!

[joshua00022]

two little hummingbirds doin' it doggy style alll nigghhht looonngg. lol

[ukiki2012]

Ok, I seriously wasn't expecting kathy lee gifford to have anything to do with this song...

This is the best, south park has definaty come off it's funny-ness peak, that happened in the 90's, I WISH SOUTH PARK WOULD BE FUNNY AGIAN! PLEASE!

[Yezirrah]

Turned me the fuck on!

[sm2142]

man, this song is HOT!!!

[killasin303]

if anyone knows the song that tupac made where he sampled this song pleez respond bak to me

[bacanito]

2pac sampled this??

anyway, comedy in the lyrics aside, I realy like this jam.

[agenstuall85]

isaac rules rip thanx for learnin us young white kids so many life lessons provided by chef:)

[ineedmoney83]

I just wanna buy u a beer!

[oldelpaso1987]

HELP!

im looking for a song and the music video had Chef from South Park on it, one of the lyrics went "were getting down tonight"

at the end of the video chef drove off in his car , any ideas??

[LeftWingMofo]

Sounds like "Kenny's Dead," the track featuring Master P.

[Igetbadthumbs]

No Substitute!

[sherriffflood]

what a great man,we miss you Isaac.

[Brinah]

my absolute favorite song! Isaiah, you rocked it! Miss you babe!

[TiaDalmax]

clearly you arent much of a fan if you think his name is isaiah =P

[Brinah]

typo; anyone can make an error damn!

[massedup]

Lol a typo? More like assuming the wrong name. His name was never isaiah.

[beauticuti]

thats funny

[Brinah]

i meant isaac!

[theshizzamanizza]

Go get 'em, Gandy!

[IamNixon]

isaac hayes was great as chef, too bad he had to quit it after the ninth season all because they made fun of Scientology and then a few years later die. R.I.P.

[haloandcallofdutyrul]

im sad rip man south park woulndt be the same

[Tatelasteil]

Damnnit, this song is awsome!!!!

[blackman727]

r.i.p to issac hayes (Chef)

[ViperRob42]

Rest in Peace brother! Dammit cool people need to stop dying!! =(

[DeepHouseBunny]

:CRY: I love this song.

[teajunction11]

someone said how hypocritical it was for him to leave because south park made fun scientoligy(how ever you spell it). Couldn't agree more!

[UkeUkeMakinLove]

<3 Killer Song XD

[tinahayleyproduction]

me too :( lol but heeeeesssss gone

[ninjaclone79]

I miss chef. =(