A Kiss Is Not A Contract - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

[MrHendrixlove]

they call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh! haha

[superniokas]

whos the girl

[Roach1593]

@superniokas its just a random chick they picked up from the series.

[AussieBaka]

Oh dear. Jemaine is Kiwi Jeff Goldblum and I've only just realised.

The truth has been in front of me for years. I feel so ashamed.

[damadcameradude1]

@kevinbland Jemaine :P

[xbooshbabyx]

just because i'm a two-man novelty band, doesn't mean it's all about - poon-tang...

[leoski123]

why are they holding cigerettes???? they dont smoke

[bthanera]

@leoski123 They hold cigarettes because Serge Gainsbourg was, in the clip of the "french version" of this song. Here: /watch?v=99OzdwLoBcc

[leoski123]

@DoctorCanRhyme Bret is awesome :D

[OrangeJews1138]

The original song: /watch?v=99OzdwLoBcc

[kevinbland]

Jermaine reminds me of a younger Mick Jagger.

[burningburney94]

i think I have a man crush on Jemaine

[Ftheebeep]

@burningburney94 I hate to admit this to you, but you sir, are gay.

[DaddyBaby7]

Bret and Jemaine dont smoke... They told Murray no, when Murray offered a cigar to celebrate something. 0_0... :)

[LunasLurgy]

why are there so many comments about how 'Jemaine is OMG LIKE, SUUCH A HUNK'... it's obvious that Brett is the hunk of N.Z's fourth popular folk-comedy duo...

[manystar]

Jemaine is so sexy...i have huge crush on him <3

[nintexoo]

0:18 Swag

[CheeseBurgerOfLife]

series 1? i believe you mean season :P

[TheMoland]

7 people dont have a fly....

no heaven for u...

[aninrash234]

jemaine is such a hunk

[milkyjoe06]

7 people don't want to stop at playing tonsil hockey.

[Lairdyful]

They need to make a third season dammit!

[reccaphoenix]

I LOVED the spoof of the Serge Gainsbourg music video :D

[xavkiller78]

@reccaphoenix a spoof of which song plz ^^

[reccaphoenix]

@xavkiller78 video for Ballade de Melody Nelson

[naomitatum18]

rofl! i would so love to sing this at someones wedding as the bride walks down the isle XD

[Nerdfightergirl4]

Wow the same guy has both top comments! Don't see that a lot. Wait, no! Don't thumbs up MY comment! Then it wont make sense!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@Nerdfightergirl4 I will not thumb it, but only becuase you are made of awesome. I like confusing people.

[oatleyaintshire]

@GONEmypurpleflapjack

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[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@oatleyaintshire Uh, thanks?

[JefferstChmilst]

First song I ever saw from the show, saw it with my bros after a band practice. Good memories every time I see this.

[Helenafirefly]

just found out about them!! haha so funny. blunt, yet casual. x)

[Jerdna3]

Ballade De Melody Nelson reference

[gman5killedyou]

if i played this song after making out with my girl friend would that help me get in her pants?

[bmarkham101]

@gman5killedyou for sure

[missmoney123456789]

this was the first song i saw by them and now i LOVE them

[tompb22]

im only one maaa a aan...........baybe

- ogghhh sooo good hahaha

[3o4Titties]

They call it a fly because it's takes you up to heaven -oh-o-woah

[EnmemnaHellingfor]

Bret is sooooo adorable!

[Bombotis]

Did he say "Poontang"???

[phantomguy700]

@Bombotis yes, yes he did.

[didi1194]

too true, guys, too true

[LocoGroove]

"Just because Im in a two man

novelty band

Doesnt mean its all about

poontang." Best.line.ever.

[overlypassonate]

BRET IS SOOO ADROABLE. lmaolike, 1:25 and on was great.

[cheerlessdarkndeadly]

Loving the Serge Gainsbourg reference!

[justajumpingypsygirl]

Y is it so sexy to hear a guy say he doesn't want to have sex?

[JanusThe1st]

Am I the only one who see's great resemblance between Jemaine and that victor guy from walace and gromit: the curse of the ware rabbit?

[KingJLace]

@JanusThe1st you think they're the same person?

[JanusThe1st]

@KingJLace haha, maybe! Who knows?!

[KingJLace]

@JanusThe1st haha i see the similarities.. itd be cool to see Jermaine as clay.. they shouldve done a claymation episode

[JanusThe1st]

@KingJLace Oh yeah! Would be awesome! Have you seen the cartoon simpsons one?

[SultanRoyal]

Must suck pretty hard for a woman to be sexually rejected by a dude... 

[GNRslash28]

Jemaine is the sexiest man I've ever seen

[dml3331]

7 people think a kiss is a contract

[SexyLlamas4You]

@dml3331 1 person is very, very unoriginal.

[ECinnamon96]

so disappointed they cancelled the filming of the third season.

now we can only hope for a movie!

[qweasdzxcname]

@ECinnamon96 im pretty sure there is a movie already that came even before the series.

[ECinnamon96]

@qweasdzxcname not that i can find, but thanks for the heads up

[AngelicAnimeX]

Thumbs up if you clicked this ONLY because of the thumbnail of jemaine.

<3

[74917]

this is great

[Foblah]

Hahahah, now my fave.

[streetmessiah]

the whistling part is tooo catchy ! sik song

[joeysoos]

WTF!? its beauitful

[adzman1000]

1:23 should go next to the Dictionary Entry for making love to the camera!

[Khanryu]

@adzman1000 HAHAHHA I think he roxx XD

[rsandcaguy100]

actually there is an "R" its just that their accent makes it sound liek here isnt one

[samisd909]

@rsandcaguy100 theres no r

[chazmast]

1:01 lol!

[THECOQUIRICAN595]

0:23 is somethin that happens in ma day to day life lol

[krizzle569]

a kiss is not a contract buts its very nice mmmm very nice just because youve been exploring my mouthe dosent meen you get to take an expodition for the south........

Hooray for bret n Jemaine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NETTLES

[DoctorCanRhyme]

actually, it's Jemaine. no "A" =p hah

[Lordoofious]

lol this comment line is going down not up XD

[corpsespanker]

@DoctorCanRhyme Then why did you spell it with an A an not an R

[DoctorCanRhyme]

they are soooo great!!! haha, just because you've been exploring my mouth, doesn't mean you get to take an expedition to the south...lol..Bret is awesome, Jermaine is also fantastic!