A Citizen's Guide to Parasitics

[ZeronFXL]

Well I am a headcrab and I am very offended by this.

[chasenbryce]

NERCOTICS 11-99 OFFICER NEEDS ASSTISTANCE

[johnchandara]

3:04 LOL sometimes i dream about cheese

[pillshere1000]

The 4 people who disliked this didnt read the guide lines.

[Torchaan]

zombies = mingebags xD O: sometimes i dream about cheeze...... bwuahh!!

wow permanent off-world relocation O.O"

[LordNar13]

0:04, 404 video guide not found

[notilhenger]

"failure to cooperate will result in permanant offworld relocation"?

[MarshmallowRadiation]

Lol I've never heard anyone call a zombie a "zipper"

[dman19851996]

lol so that's what the big holy mystical voice in the sky was saying...

[SSXtrikE]

Its one of those face huggers from the movie "Aliens"

[KiruClanz]

MINGEBAGS? AS ZOMBIES? LULZ

[EtaNett]

Lol, I thought Dr. Kliener was the standard mingebag. Anyway lol nice video.

[yorkyhunt]

and the less used: Mingebags. LOL!!!

[Prnnce]

the headcrabs actualy f*ck ur head.u can see it when u see the black citicen being killed by a headcrab and geting face reaped....rly try it in the game....

[MasterOfYourAss]

Not really, they latch onto your head and a tentacle-like 'beak' goes down your throat which starts the mutation.

[BlitZWTF]

In the beta, The humping was them ripping open your skull cap, but, they seem to have reconsidered, Now they stick their dick in ur mouth. Lulz.

[SSXtrikE]

Gordon Freeman called them facehuggers back when he first met them in Black Mesa, so that's funny too.

[mookosh]

and barney called them headhumpers :D

[bloxtoz]

AND FACE FU****S!

[Deremixproductions]

Ha! Hilarious!

[DIVX54978]

face fu**ers lol!

[jarc24]

FACE F*buzzer*S

[mistermasterplan099]

lol thats awesome haha i still laught xD

[SuperFlicky]

And FaceFu-*WHEEM!*

[armageddon74400]

lol hilarious : sometimes...i dream about cheese....*necrotic standing in front of him* BAM

[Prnnce]

YABA MY ICING!

[supatails135]

THIS IS EPIC!

[deedeeke1991]

sometimes i dream of cheese

.....

bam

(auwtch)

[Carsfan29]

Face F**kers. AWESOME. and the lousy depth perception reminds me of one of the Elite Combine.

[zenophas]

Remember, aim for the head humper.

[jokerboy911]

very nice

[bobothezitboy]

That.. was.. awesome. HAhaha. Great stuff, buddy.

[legoplane2]

facef...ers hahahahahahahaha !!!

[wellsy20]

HEHEH

love it!

[amorite911]

they do not take bribes! LOL

[MadGameBoy]

cool vid want to be on my friend list

[firegod425]

1. No Mercy; (people get killed) AAAAAAAAAAHH!

[zestron]

How did you make the NPC's stay still until a certain time?

[Disseminate4]

"...Will only result in severe punishment."

*gets smacked*

Aargh!

[daniel164]

They show no mercy!!

[purkelasse]

you're making hilarious movies!

why won't you make more of them?

would look forward for more movies;)

[kozcrap]

LOL Thats hilarious...

[Maxables]

Hahahaaaa Hilarious!

Best moments: 1: Sometimes, I dream about cheese.......(zombie): Eee....::Boof:: 2:FAILURE TO NOTIFY CIVIL PROTECTION WILL ONLY RESULT IN SEVERE PUNISHMENT ::Zap:: Gahh!

[StarwarsHalofreak]

@Maxables Surprises me though, fail to notify them will result in an ass beating, If you survive an encounter with a headcrab, let alone how Civil Protection would even care.

[martinbennett2003]

why is the word fuckers censored thats stupid :(

[Mexicandude24]

cus he as he said on the cooment he made this for a class project

[MadGameBoy]

and you belived that like he will say ok this is a vidieo on game charecters so I will show you game peaple dieing by not real monsters(a.k.a zombie)

[Mexicandude24]

he said he made it for a class project but he never said if he did show it or not

[MadGameBoy]

yah but why would he show it anyways? I still think its dumb!!! like a zombie or headcrab is going to come out of a game or computer anyways right!?

[Prnnce]

IT'S A FUCKIN MACHINIMA U DUMBASS

[mookosh]

whats a diddler? 0.0

[cloudragon51]

learn to spell

[martinbennett2003]

still a good video

[AniCator]

You're a natural.

Make more!

[danimart1991]

Oo oh no!! I have a teddybear of a headCrab Oo

It eat me, when I sleep =(

[cloudragon51]

i have one 2 well i used to have a dog but wen i came back from the shop my dog was gone and there was loads of blood on the head crab teddy.......oh.....OH NOOOOOO!I FINALY UNDERSTAND WERE THE DOG IS.........he is in the car

[Koreaori]

Well done, great concept and well executed. And I just loved the "Important Necrotic Facts", SO funny!

[ElXGaspeth]

This was so hilarious! Nice job!

[lornashane123]

funny!

[klaypeople]

they show no mercy! *boof* *Boof* *boof* AHHHHHHH!!!! LOL

[drbrezo]

Mingbag!! ha fuckin classic! i'm subscribing.....don't let me down!!

[supersaiyenpatrick]

This is focking funnt dude

and fave fockers lol

[PsychoVincent]

This was awesome.

[predking]

Epic, now if only it wasn't so racist. =(

[WarpedMindDogma]

Eh?

[predking]

Saying that us headcrabs are evil, etc. =(

[WarpedMindDogma]

Well, it is the Combine, after all...

[predking]

Touche

[vickithtoria]

That creeped me out, although, I must say, well done...

[Av7A]

That was Great!

[ShadowFox014]

Hilarious! Great job =^.^=