When guys think they're being so smooth and clever by sticking their hand down your pants when you're making out -.- Like no, I'm not so overcome by the magic of your tongue that I don't notice where your hands are trying to go.
@bigscary3 nvm i regret saying this... it was a lie... it dosent work... uhhh girls i was kidding haha... i really do like your face and sh*t.... uhhh...
Games That Girls AND Guys play : "Man, my clothes are tight. And i don't mean like tight as in cool, I mean like tight like they don't fit." Which translates to "RIP THEM OFF ME."
One thing u missed is when guys tell girls they love them and how we can trust him and then asks us for pics and say we owe them cuz they sent one and we didn't noe Wat it was and opened it ....hell no I'm not giving u a pic
I Watch Your Videos Every Wed, Cause Thats When They Come Out Here In Germany , I Love Them And Ur Friends Are Pretty Cool Like You , & The Fact That You Think As Girl As Bitches Makes Me Laugh Even Harder Cause Im a girl & I Think The Same Thing. Lol But I <3 Ur Video , !
Normal girls: "Ohmygod this guy I swear to god, he barely told ANY of the games guys play i could go on forever about shut guys do because guys are assholes all guys they're all jerk offs and assholes and douchebags and they cheat and they lie to you and they'll tell you some bull shit about how he was doing crafts with his cousin and thats why theres glitter on his face but really he was at a strip joint and ohmygod what assholes!"
lmfao ok it's official..I think I love you!! and yes I agree with everyone..you're hilarious. <3 I'm sharing you're videos with all my friends. :p you're freakin ADORABLE!! Xx
@tqdmrme LMFAOOO OMG! ok..wow. when I saw that someone replied to my comment I automatically assumed it was Joe and I got SOOO freakin excited and then I was like..wait a minute?! .....that's Youssefff!! loll <3 hi (:
ok soo im hoping you can help me!! alright so my boyfriend gets sorta jumpy when i get his phone.. sorta suspicious 0_o and he kinda tilts the phone away from me when he texts? so im always like what the fuck? uhm he doesnt text me during the day only at night.. and when i try to bitch at him so we can break up HE WONT TAKE A HINT! hes always saying how im worth fighting for! and im just not beleiving him at all soo im wondering if you can help please!!
now i understand the new video when hes texting mike.
ClaytonCarmine99 5 hours ago
Everytime Joe talks like a girl, he just reminds me of Chris Crocker
eylemjonas 13 hours ago
You are the best <3
13chickita 1 day ago
BLACK RHYMES WITH JACK AND JACK IS HIS COUSIN.
lmao i cant
lovekristiann 1 day ago
Uploaded on my birthday (:
MrAlberto1223 2 days ago
Omg Joe, you're fuckin' cute.... <3
I love your "girl side" hahaha
Kuriideelicious 3 days ago
@Kuriideelicious lmfao so do i! xD
BellaandAmanda1 3 days ago
LMFAO
sbrunoox3 6 days ago
"i mean im kind of fat but shes fat as f*ck" :P
Patricia4able 6 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
haha the guys come out of everywhere and do that dance when they see the pic :P
Patricia4able 6 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
When guys think they're being so smooth and clever by sticking their hand down your pants when you're making out -.- Like no, I'm not so overcome by the magic of your tongue that I don't notice where your hands are trying to go.
CupidRival 6 days ago
I love when he pretends to be a girl LOL
PartyRockinnn 1 week ago 2
@PartyRockinnn lmfao so do i xD
BellaandAmanda1 3 days ago
why is "make up tutorial" your tag.. o.O
LMAOOOO
gfdjdfkgtk 1 week ago
what was the song called from 2:09-2:23
3252shant 1 week ago
@3252shant big pimpin by jay z
duckiee92 1 week ago
hahaha "my phone is like narnia"
huss35972 1 week ago 3
could this be anymore true? joe makes me look forward to every tuesday
xJenxKlimekx 1 week ago
ya guys r great..
sierradatri 1 week ago
lmaoooooooo i am in love w you you're hilarious
zeex3sayys 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
1. Why don't guys make the first move? Why can't they just approach girls?
2. Why do some guys just not answer a text message? Can't they just be like "oh i gtg sry bye" its better than ignoring it.
3. How come when you and a guy talk online or on over text they wont acknowledge you in person?
4. What does it mean when guys stare at you?
tesiisponed 1 week ago 2
@tesiisponed
1. Awkwardness
2. I don't know, I don't do that
3. Awkwardness
4. They want to fuck you hard lolololol or kill you
3
MichaelUrbina 1 week ago
@tesiisponed
1. Awkwardness.
2. I don't know, I don't do that.
3. Awkwardness.
4. They want to fuck you, kill you, or show how much they like you lolololol
MichaelUrbina 1 week ago
That poetry shit works every time.... best thing ever... seriously... use big elegant words and your golden!
bigscary3 1 week ago
@bigscary3 nvm i regret saying this... it was a lie... it dosent work... uhhh girls i was kidding haha... i really do like your face and sh*t.... uhhh...
bigscary3 1 week ago
Holly ravioli <3
italianstunnax33 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
this.... is SO FREAKIN TRUE! thank you Joe for proving a myth that girls have been questioning for WAY too long!
MajaMarks 2 weeks ago
STOP IT YOUR GIVING OUT ALL OUR SECRETS.
SuperBrownCanadian 2 weeks ago
you are soooooooooooo hot....
soflyohmyyy 2 weeks ago
LLLMMMFFAAOOOO you blew my cover bro :x
coolcurryboi 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
My phone is like Narnia
RickyQuinteros 2 weeks ago
"oh my mermaid" hahaha
liljrocks14 2 weeks ago
My shirt is tight... and I don't mean cool, I mean tight like... it don't fit.
kenngirl12 2 weeks ago
fucking hillarious
RrEeDdvelvet 2 weeks ago
You're friends with Waldo?
sarhaabraham 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Games That Girls AND Guys play : "Man, my clothes are tight. And i don't mean like tight as in cool, I mean like tight like they don't fit." Which translates to "RIP THEM OFF ME."
dardar102697 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV 2
So funnny! my exboyfriend did the same name changed from a girls name to a boys name so i wouldnt find out.. but i did !
TaylorRosenthal24 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
So funny but so true!!!
ChaossChick 3 weeks ago
another game they play is the cinnamon challenge....
QueenofChocolate1017 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
LMFAOOOO first min i died
brandensoares15 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
i never laughed so hard in my life
you guys are hilarious and joe u are too sexyy ;)
XJujuX17 3 weeks ago
HOLY RAVIOLI.
jlee0228 4 weeks ago
youre fucking hillarious ohh myyyy <3 :)
vroxs3 4 weeks ago
Oh my mermaid! haha
ninaabear 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
i do that tooooo! stop the microwave at 1 sec :D
rahel44 1 month ago
Male Jenna Marbles?
iluvpurplestew 1 month ago 3
i found waldo
TheLafarouch 1 month ago
I'm glad that you don't edit your videos when you go off topic because that part about your shirt was really hilarious for some reason
Fuzzyfeelin 1 month ago
LOOOOOOOOL !
justinbieberluvr228 1 month ago
I know but ... Whater! Love you Joe
TheMegsterR0cks4life 1 month ago
Please dont cuss a lot cause im only almost 14 and my mom walks in and she got mad cause she heard you cuss
TheMegsterR0cks4life 1 month ago
@TheMegsterR0cks4life So watch it when your moms not home. You cant just ask him to not curse because of your mom. the curses make it funnier lol.
vaneNcarox3 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
Story of my life...
SuperChinadoll3 1 month ago
hello
chonchonman 1 month ago
aha my friend (a girl) changed guys names to girls bc her bf was super jealous aha so its not only boys
puentecarolyn 1 month ago
where does he get his wig?
MsVicky915 1 month ago
thumbs up if you love how everyone goes crazy when he gets the text
MsVicky915 1 month ago 3
YES!!!!
Whiteboyrep 1 month ago
HOLY RAVIOLI!
StephieeSmile19 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
You look like a mix of shia labeouf & vinny
captainncrunch 1 month ago 3
i love that waldo just jumps out to see tit pics! and the creepo who jumps on you at 3:03 lol
demonlover77 1 month ago
Lmfaoo at 2:12
ProdigyRD23 1 month ago
when you talk to a girl all the time then just stop talking to her
jktocute 1 month ago
One thing u missed is when guys tell girls they love them and how we can trust him and then asks us for pics and say we owe them cuz they sent one and we didn't noe Wat it was and opened it ....hell no I'm not giving u a pic
lorithecourtjester 1 month ago
I FUCKING FOUND WALDO THIS TIME.!!!!!!
TheBestThereIs1100 1 month ago
AAHAHAH fuckin waldo
Hcshorty12095 1 month ago
SO, that's where Waldo is?
XxXMusicWorldXxX 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV 81
my parents always tell not to go on the computer when i do hw but i always go on and watch you<33
TheEmily46 1 month ago
so how the fuck do i trust a guy now? i wont ever know who he's really texting.
littlemichellita 1 month ago 55
This has been flagged as spam show
Another thing you guys do is say your not ready for a relationship then you end up dating a girl a few days later
yamilthecamil101 1 month ago
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yamilthecamil101 1 month ago
Everyone coming out from their hiding places, epic xD
MariamMeliksetian 1 month ago 4
Im actually love you
xoxodance996 1 month ago
so true lol but us girls can't get mad we do the same shit
MsJenny122 1 month ago
You are wrong bro 100% girls don't regret it cuz this girl beside me sent her titty pics and doesn't regret it :-P
MrDSmilez 1 month ago
he looks like channing tatum, and vinny
jamieteddybear51 1 month ago 4
HE'S SOOO CUTTEEE <3
jamieteddybear51 1 month ago 3
fuck that I never got no poet shit..........
dancedancegirl11591 1 month ago 2
LOOK AT MY GIRL KELS ALL IN JOES TOP COMMENTS AND WHAT NOT.
kaylaaac5 1 month ago
tits...so amazing, waldo even came out of hiding...
lilmami4lyfe867 1 month ago
wtf, Guy Code Bro
totticasillas 1 month ago
St. John's Prep ftw :p
MerlinaRodas 1 month ago
this was posted on my birthday! DESTINY
denizbubica 1 month ago
iagreeeeee!! this is so hilariouss.
"thank you angry bitchess" lmfao!
Ana7lovely 1 month ago 2
So truexD
Cinder53E 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
thanks alot bud
sannyskate 1 month ago
the 5 dislikes were probably girls that this has happened to them
PoppersAlex 1 month ago 3
I freakin love you!
alice96214 1 month ago
2:00 :D
13LukeB 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Dyingg! This is soo true! Guys are the worst xD But girls are ridic and exaggerate shit, omg. lololloll
stephfefy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
2:58 2 funny i almost peed!!!! hahahha
fionajm2000 1 month ago 2
@fionajm2000 ahhahha i know i was laughing so hard ive played it 11 times and i still laugh
shaylahmorei 1 month ago
thank you angry bitchess. lmaooo
chasecrawfordlver 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
lmfao exactly when i will never send a pic like that. ive watched guys in my homeroom show off the pics they got over the weekend and dirty texts.
ItsTheBeautyBarbie 1 month ago
SO TRUE HAHAA YO BUD STOP EXPOSING ARE SKILLS ON YOUTUBE HAHA
KClubberr 1 month ago
@KClubberr *our you illiterate bastard xD
dexty13 1 month ago
this is funny
LovexoJenny 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
LovexoJenny 1 month ago
Using just to look cool
Acting amazing around girlfriend then when the guys come around yu a total duche.
mannabug199 1 month ago
shes fat. like im kinda fat...but shes fat as FUCK
aaaacccc14 1 month ago 34
heyyy. you should have a youtube top comments too bro.
raerae090909 1 month ago
Still cute.
deerox90059 1 month ago
Holy shit your like a mix of vinny from jersey shore and mike posner! Btw your sexy af
xoxodance996 2 months ago
The guy that jumped onto the back of the couch<3
lovestinks33 2 months ago 2
best video by far <3
pinkandahalf 2 months ago
The number 1 game that guys play... is call of duty
Pete0731 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Guys also play Skyrim!
xRwAnDeRoo 2 months ago
whts the name of the background song playing at 2:09
943khan 2 months ago
@943khan Big pimpin - jay z
thatmexicanchickk 2 months ago
2:56 lmao his face
HiPS109 2 months ago
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HiPS109 2 months ago
lmao love 2:49 hahhaha
PrincessBootilicious 2 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE YOU. no homo.
WereThugs 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Aha! I Love This Ish. , Kuddos To You ,
I Watch Your Videos Every Wed, Cause Thats When They Come Out Here In Germany , I Love Them And Ur Friends Are Pretty Cool Like You , & The Fact That You Think As Girl As Bitches Makes Me Laugh Even Harder Cause Im a girl & I Think The Same Thing. Lol But I <3 Ur Video , !
MHR1993 2 months ago
THUMS UP IF YOUR ARMENIAN
murtalan 2 months ago 93
@murtalan lol does he mention anything about armenians in this video? cuz i didnt notice anything :(
xnairyx 1 month ago
this is perfect!! <3
darkestalchemist357 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you should be way more fucking popular on youtube
MakeupMondays10 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
YOUR AMAZING hahahahahahha
maandabeaar 2 months ago
OH MY MERMAID!
MeANDSerg 2 months ago 109
Normal girls: "Ohmygod this guy I swear to god, he barely told ANY of the games guys play i could go on forever about shut guys do because guys are assholes all guys they're all jerk offs and assholes and douchebags and they cheat and they lie to you and they'll tell you some bull shit about how he was doing crafts with his cousin and thats why theres glitter on his face but really he was at a strip joint and ohmygod what assholes!"
Me: shut the fuck up.^
KayKayIsSpiffy 2 months ago
i love how where's wally runs in to check out the tits ahaha
stupidgoosechicken 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol him& his two friends are sexyyyyy affffff!
xxemilyxx114 2 months ago
"are you cheating with me" ..... hahaha
Sarasveryown 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you should do a video on phrases to pick up a girl :P
guate930 2 months ago
rofl 2:44 forever funny
joannuhhhh 2 months ago
I found Waldo!
sailorK4 2 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de SantagatoTV
the "show me your tits" game works so god damn well
xbox360jspin 2 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ChAnGezzzzz 2 months ago
Theee FUNNNIESTT SHIT omg when they get the pics!!!!!!!!
KrAzZyPoNcH 2 months ago
that waldo dude busted his ass at 2:04
xxLyricPrincesZxx 2 months ago
Waldo's one of your homies.
naru150 2 months ago 3
Lmaoo i love this :D
deniserendipity2 2 months ago
you're the cutest and that's it
korre0011 2 months ago
shitt is truee doe ;
beatricee77 2 months ago
Lmao!! This is sooo true!! I have probably witnessed all those things, horrible.
GrlyKsss 2 months ago
lmfao ok it's official..I think I love you!! and yes I agree with everyone..you're hilarious. <3 I'm sharing you're videos with all my friends. :p you're freakin ADORABLE!! Xx
KatrinaBalian92 2 months ago
@KatrinaBalian92 hahaha hi katrina XD :P
tqdmrme 2 months ago
@tqdmrme LMFAOOO OMG! ok..wow. when I saw that someone replied to my comment I automatically assumed it was Joe and I got SOOO freakin excited and then I was like..wait a minute?! .....that's Youssefff!! loll <3 hi (:
KatrinaBalian92 2 months ago
@KatrinaBalian92 Hahahaha ouch so basically was a let down to you :P
dont know why but i find it really weird to find a friend's comment on youtube so i though i just had to reply :P miss you x
tqdmrme 2 months ago
Lmaaoo
bemahfriend 2 months ago
2:53 - now i know where he got that cheetah shirt from !!!
DedeandEveyShow 2 months ago
1:39 cleveage much joe ? lol
DedeandEveyShow 2 months ago
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DedeandEveyShow 2 months ago
well arent you just perfect.
katherinemxo1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
Repping..... ST.JOHN'S PREP <33333 SJP all the wayyy baby haaha
sevaniicesk8ta 2 months ago
you're sexy as fuck, and your so funny. i think im in love.(:
xsammichaoticx 2 months ago
Goddammit dude, you just ruined all of my plans. But you're hilarious so it's all good in the hood.
Drei242 2 months ago
I love this guy!!
SecretValentina 2 months ago
7,000 girls will watch this and 100% of the 7,000 girls will STILL fall for all the games anyway, Fact! Joe, this video is great! :)
Ivettelopez010 2 months ago 2
omggggg lmfaooo waldoooo ripping his shirtt offff
loser1x 2 months ago
Yoou a bad guy and your friends bad too
Femallionaire 3 months ago
let's do the dirty
korre0011 3 months ago
HAHAHAHA! This made my entire night!!!! Oh my mermaid!
Maryyy814 3 months ago
your friends are hot and you are toooooo
fitchpunkdior1 3 months ago
hahha its annoying when the microwave beeps! :P
LakersLover919 3 months ago
CANNOT UNSEE HIS SECOND RIGHT EYEBROW
TrollsOfPokemon 3 months ago
My shirt is tight, and idont mean tight like cool i mean like it dont fit (: LMFAO oh goshh too funny
wzsammzw 3 months ago
Thank you angry bitches
Lighttheflamess 3 months ago 3
HAHAHA this was hilarious!
but aren't you blowing up your own spot as well?
unreachable102 3 months ago
LOL I go to school with the only dude in this weeks top comments. haha
AllShallCherish 3 months ago
This makes me ridiculously happy
UHAngie 3 months ago
Lmao at the Where's Waldo guy
AliEsteem 3 months ago
was that waldo? lmaooo
BkLyNzARaBaNgEl1 3 months ago
lmao this is so true
Sweetie18life 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
He's funny lol
meshalol1 3 months ago
way to tell them all our shit... -_-
maxdakillz 3 months ago
ok soo im hoping you can help me!! alright so my boyfriend gets sorta jumpy when i get his phone.. sorta suspicious 0_o and he kinda tilts the phone away from me when he texts? so im always like what the fuck? uhm he doesnt text me during the day only at night.. and when i try to bitch at him so we can break up HE WONT TAKE A HINT! hes always saying how im worth fighting for! and im just not beleiving him at all soo im wondering if you can help please!!
luvsanti 3 months ago
LMFAO so trueee
lovemetwo788 3 months ago
"i saw a black car, and black rhymes with jack, and jack is his cousin!!!!"
literally died.
vicky7drapier 3 months ago 138
lmao!!
realstnig12 2 months ago
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superboosh24 3 months ago
0:27 Butt fuck it!
superboosh24 3 months ago 2
The boob picture part hahahahahah I couldn't stop laughing!!! "Oh my mermaid!"
MrsBurstIntoSong 3 months ago 5
LMAOOOOOOO im dying
CrissyIcedTea 3 months ago