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  • victorious did a spoof called the breakfast bunch

  • Bender is so badass! such an epic movie! :D

  • What if your dope caught on fire?

    Impossible sir its in Johnson's underwear!

  • Watch me get top comment...

    "Eat my shorts."

    lololololololol

  • LMFAO that girl at 1:40 is so weird but hilarious simultaneously

  • EAT MY SHORTS

  • She doesn't talk, sir.

  • young man have u finished ur paper

  • The part of this I like best, it's a double leaf door XD

    Unless the characters know there's something wrong with the opposite door, only the one door is missing the screw, but the other should work fine (Bender spent all his time on the one door, so he couldn't have messed with the other).

    Also, a standard school stapler would make a very effective door stop: thin, heavy steel with a rubber or foam anti-slip base.

  • this still cracks me up and I've lost track of how many times I've seen it. god I love it

  • The ultimate childhood movie.....screw high school musical its all about breakfast club thumbs up if you agree :)

  • you just killed the conversation =P

  • "at this juncture" el presador moment

  • if the bully in my class was as funny as hell as Bender he would have been my friend

  • Hahahaha 1:35 :P

    I love this movie so much! Wish movies today were this cool :)

  • Skip to 2:32 (:

  • "Show dick some respect!"

  • Thats very clever sr....haha!

  • Hagga Dagga! All right...

  • It'll be anarchy!

  • "HAGADAGA!!!!!"

  • EPIC scene..

  • Benders anarchy line is very Jerry Sienfeldish.

  • show dick some respect....

    gosh, best scene in the whole movie right here.

  • 2:32

  • "I expected a little more from a varsity letterman"

    hahaha

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  • If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy

  • this movie reminds me of my saturday dentention but not as fun though 

  • 1:36

    adorable.

  • wait who said that line first "eat my shorts" i dont know what year simpsons came out

  • @JNAY2013 This movie said it before The Simpsons.

  • I love this movie so much if they did an reenactment i would probably be mad bc i know they would do something and just make it horrible....i would like to make a movie on real events on how teens act now n teachers and send it to obama so some these teachers get exposed and truth but then like he said the worl is an imperfect place...sryy my comment is a damn book

  • "Show Dick some respect!"

    LMFAO

  • They cut it too early! should have ended with the big **** YOUUUU!!! That's the true end of the scene.

  • evertime i watch this, i do the same and i knew the words

  • only after 2005 did saturday detention start at mckinnon. if i was still in the joint i would be there every saturday.

  • "give it to me Bender"

    Bit of sublimal homoerotic tenderness.

  • @Eddiebhoy1888 hehehe well they did tell him to quit screwing around with the door

  • The 80's FTW

  • Can i get a script link of this scene?

  • i <3 the basket case ^^

  • Omg favorite part of the movie.

  • 0:42 MAGANAGA!

  • The door's WAY too heavy sir!

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  • the "The door's WAY too heavy, sir" part kills me. hahaha.

  • Wut A Funny Gai

  • She doesn't talk sir... Lol xD

  • I crack up every time at the door pushing away the chair and slamming in his face. too, too funny!

  • if he get's up, we'll ALL get up, it'll be ANARCHY!

  • @verucapunk

    it's outta my hands.

  • Thats-very-clever-Sir.

    But what if theres a fire?Malfunction?What if they work at or visit a refinery?

    I think violating UL ratings, being over the max. allowable voltage,

    l@ck of mil-spec qualifications, complete gross neg. of Federal reg. governing

    zone 20 area's [Gas stations to you DUMB-NUMBS]

    etc, etc, etc... would be extremely dumb-@ss at this juncture

    in YOUR career Sir.

    Who's 'yer daddi. :)

  • At 00:36, Vernon says, "HAKA NAKA"... does anybody know if this has a reference... or is it just Paul Gleason improv genius? does anybody know Paul Gleason so we can ask him?

  • @jtwilly5 Paul Gleason died sometime back in July 2006 R.I.P. Mr. Vernon a.k.a. Paul Gleason!!!!!!!.

  • guhh imagine if Nicholas Cage had played the role of Bender, thank god he didn't.

  • So many good quotes from this movie

  • Who close that door???

  • Show "Dick" some respect!!

  • HAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!!! YOu 20 Somethings missed out......enjoy this shit for a "millenium" ...........the 80's cannot be topped!

    

  • thumbs up to bender

    

  • "the nxt screw tht falls out is guna b u" "eat my shorts" "wat was tht" "eat..my..shorts" "u jst bought urself another saturday mister" "uh im crushed" "u jst bough urself one more rite there" "well im free the saturday after tht..beyond tht im guna hav 2 check my calender" "good! bcuz its going 2 b filled..we'll keep going" "you want another one..go on jst say the word say the word" "yes"
  • 3:25 Hahahaha Andrew Flips Him Off LMAO

    

  • Because of its "brat pack" cast The Breakfast Club is regarded as a teeny bopper movie when in fact it's a sensitive, sometimes comedic drama. After all Romeo and Juliet is a teeny bopper if you think about it. Certainly it's a leap ahead of Bomba, prevaltent when I was a teenager (nothing against Johhny Shefflield.)

  • "the worlds an imperfect place"

  • if i have to come back in here im cracking skulls

  • I may have been born after the 80's but i Love this film!!! :D

  • i see this movie over and over, i never get tired of watching it.

  • Judd Nelson was also the voice of Hotrod/Rodimus Prime from the 1986 Transformers film.

  • What're you gonna do?

    Drop dead, I hope... :D

  • 18 people need to show dick some respect

  • RIP Paul Gleason!

  • lol, i always used to burst into laughter at 0:42, what does he actually say??

  • Show dick some respect, LMFAO!!!! i die of laughter every time I hear that

  • Young man have you finished your paper????? hahaha

    Best quote ever..... "SCREWS FALL OUT ALL THE TIME, THE WORLD IS AN IMPERFECT PLACE." lol love it.

  • i love how when vernon's walking shouting "Why is that door closed?" his right hand still has the devil horns lol, great movie

  • hhmmm ammm, thud. Great characters.

  • EAT.MY.SHORTS!:)

  • HAG-A-DOGA!

  • Back when kids didn't look like thugs. Great movie

  • 2:44 lolll

  • Young man, have you finished your paper?

  • You can't cut it there!

  • "Eat my shorts" lol love it

    

  • Show Dick some respect!

  • @juicyj56 its varsity letterman not champion

  • "I expected a little more from a Varcity champion."

  • *Snort*...

    WOOOOOOOOOT/

  • You just got yourself another dee-tention mister!

  • alison sounds like a chipmunk when she puts her head down 

  • 1:36 hahaha

  • "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"

  • Love Paul Gleason in this.

  • you got the movie but i got the law john bender <----- lol name the school and the what grade i was in pay back a bitch im look forword to see you soon

  • The teachers try to give us Saturday detentions at school but it's the parents choice whether they actually turn up and no-one ever does

  • ENDANGERING THE LIVES OF CHILDREN!

  • so who said eat my shorts first.bart simpson or john bender?

  • "Show Dick some respect!"

    I love that line XD

  • 16 people steal screws

  • What did Bender and Claire do to to get in trouble? they never said it right? Anthony M. Hall had a flare gun, Emilio Estevez taped a kid's ass cheeks, and the basket case was just bored.

  • @Horaciow14 Bender pulled a fire alarm(hence the line "That false alarm you pulled Friday, false alarms are really funny, aren't they? What if your home, what if your family...what if your dope was on fire?") and Claire skipped school to go shopping.

  • @howardgalt Oh yeah, I remember the fire alarm part, but I never caught Claire's shopping incident, but anyways, what a great movie.

  • @Horaciow14 well ill tell you but then i haft kill you look up my name and red is her nick name

  • 16 people have been disrespecting Dick

  • young man have finished your paper?!!!

  • "What a funny guy." I love judd nelson but he needs to let his hair grow back to that length and shave what ever died on his face

  • @daddymak9 Coward? Hardly.

    Bender knows the fights he can win. Going up against a psycho principal who holds all the cards to your future is a death sentence.

  • @redrosestoo Yeah, and it's apparent the only fights he can win are against people like Johnson, Anthony Michael Hall's character. Do you see Emilio Estevez intimidated by him? Bender is a bully and it turned out that he was the product of an abusive father, which shows where all his anger and hostility comes from. But people like John Bender are a dime a dozen, bullies to the weak who back down to anyone who stands up to them.

  • @kmel5150 Benders one of the most interesting and entertaining characters. Plus i blame his father not him.

  • "I expected a little more from a varsity" Wow what a douche.

  • @RomJonno15 Swear worlds???? Is that some place I can visit? "Welcome to Fuckland!" LOL!

  • "The next screw that falls out is gonna be you" LOL I love that line

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  • HAGANAGA! Alright!

  • did anybody catch the middle finger from andrew clark at 3:25?

  • @Mr09ace omg, never noticed that, after 25 years of watching this movie!

  • you want me to yank you out that seat and shake it out of you

  • "If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!"

  • @alibegaly17 hahahahaha

  • 3:31- 3:54 lol:)

  • 2:32 - 2:39 My favorite quote :D

  • Eat my shorts

    What you just say?

    EAT MY SHORTS

  • 00:41 ... Well technically Brian, your parents taxes paid for that screw.

  • The door is way too heavy, sir.

  • Pure 80's classic.

  • If he get's up!

    We'll all get up!

    It'll be anarchy!!

    lmao my favorite part xD

  • "G'ive-it-to-me-Bender!~!!!"

    -Fuc-que an your screw...

    "You-want-me-ta-yank-you-outta­-that-seat, and shake it outta ya?"

    -Principal NINTH has it. Or go talk to The School Dis.Comm. on Jud. Per.

    "You wanna sell me back that screw?"

    -I ain't the Janitor. And i ain't for sale. And you gon' pay what you owe.

    :)

  • "show Dick some respect!"

  • "you want me to yank you outta that seat and shake it out of you?!" hahahahaaha

  • 1:35 XDDD

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  • "Eat my shorts" xD

  • So Bender only removes the one screw from the right door. Couldn't Dick just prop open the left one that still has the screw?

  • The door is..way too heavy sir.

  • Eat. My. Shorts.

  • The unit... is wa@ay too heavy, Sir...

  • IF HE GETS UP WE"LL ALL GET UP ITL BE ANARCHY

  • @thecjoey "Its out my hands"

  • NAGA NAGA!!

  • 00:42 why is that phallic flacid? ...WHY!

  • I was Bender in the mid 80's

  • JESUS JUDD NELSON WAS SO FUCKING HOT HERE

  • 1:39

    "She doesn't talk sir"

    XD

  • if he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!

  • I actually think John is kinda cute. lol.

  • 2:16 was ya"ll after callin H. to explain how u lost it. And then promptly beating

    the shit out of what YOU JUST STOLE.

  • what a funny guy!

  • EAT... MY... SHORTS!

    I love Bender.

  • 3:25 flicks him off

  • aww, why is it cut off? :(

  • "That's very clever sir. But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career sir." Favorite quote after the anarchy one.

  • Bender "Am I a genius?"...Andrew "No you're an asshole." Bender "What a funny guy."

    Gets me every-time! Lmfao! XD

  • Fuc-que an your punk-ass screw Chump.

  • Eat.My.Shorts

  • John bender = best 80's quotes!

  • "Give me that screw!"

    "I don't have it"

    "You want me to yank you out of that seat & shake it out of you?"

  • "hey, how come Andrew gets to get up!?"

  • "YOUNG MAN HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR PAPER! "

  • hahaha my teacher tried to put a chair in the door once and i sat there with the biggest smile on my face as i watched him struggle to fix it, then my friend said the doors to heavy and it shut in his face, i laughed so hard. :DD

  • Judd nelson was 26, when he the role of a teenager...

  • judd still has the voice of Rodimus Prime / Hot Rod

  • Can you upload the movie?

  • That screw didn't have, made in the USA on it,

    so it haaad ta' go...

  • 0:42 Lol

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  • RIP Paul Gleason.

    The 80s were a great time to be in high school and you could pretty much get away with anything. If you were to pull have the stuff that takes place in this movie TODAY, you would pretty much be labeled a terrorist, enemy of the state and be labeled a sex offender.

  • "EAT. MY. SHORTS."

  • "Screws fall out all the time. the worlds an imperfect place."

    -I use this in EVERY available circumstance that presents itself.

  • me too, for now on

  • i love this movie

  • If the Breakfast Club was re-made, it'd inevitably be a half black cast, and the entire movie would revolve around race relations.

  • @howardthecoward07

    it's creepy how i JUST thought the exact same thing. but it wouldn't be half. just one token. hollywood love's their tokens.

  • 0:20 is my favorite when he says " Young man have you finished your paper?".

  • omg i just cant believe the jock is emeilio estevez i can only see him as two-bit wjo had black hair!!!