Doomsday Asteroid

[TheGamingDeity]

All we need is a FALCON...PUNCH!

[royalsteven]

Well eum that is a very positive future prospect :D

[royalsteven]

No asteroid will hit earth. This is not how the end times are suppose to go. Read the New Testament and Yeshua's words for the signs...

[Godzillaman]

I'd rather we be hit by a bunch of little pieces than be hit by one big fragment. We only have one planet, one home. Cities can be rebuilt, but not Earth.

[xxtinykahunaxx]

Also there dumbasses, if you derstroy the moon, The earth is to shit it LITERALLY controls the seasons it's part of earth, when the dinos died, from the meteor all the particles of earth gathered together and formed the moon, AND in the dino age there were no seasons but summer when The meteor gir, It turned the earth slightly which would make all the seasons.

[THEAVENGER119]

Omg maybe it will land on an ant and the ant will catch it and save up all

Thumbs up if u think this is troo

[HitomiCOD2]

What would Chuck Norris do?

[68umurbey]

@HitomiCOD2 he ll do u

[Robjeysimpson]

yeah!...lets send some...noobs

[wizzzer1337]

let it happen, Humanity needs a wakeup call

[jhankins123]

same odds as correctly guess or tails 27 times in a row.

[jhankins123]

I got an injection in my eye, i signed a paper saying there was a one in 1,000 chance the shots side effects would have to make me get an additional surgery. low and behold, i had to have surgery from the shot. Later that day If I went to the casino and was asked to pick the ace of spades out of a deck, paid 5 dollars, low and behold, I drew the ace of spades. What or the odds both of these things happened, one in 50,000. This is actually a very low number in terms of the earth ending.

[alexe0807]

dude

1900 passed

now 1939 passed

now 2001 passed

and said 2012 but now 2029?

then 2039? bullshit- my opinion

[ZachariasLePuertre]

What's wrong with building a solar energy harvester? The technology to focus the rays of the sun on a large scale already exists. Focus enough sunlight on the thing kinda' like a magnifying glass on paper, the thing will vaporize. Focus enough sunlight on it, the thing will vaporize very quickly. This would be much cheaper than trying to bomb or "steer" it, and could be a side-purpose for solar collectors used primarily for meeting Earth's energy needs.

[umwhoalol]

@ZachariasLePuertre we wouldnt be able to burn a whole asteroid,not even close,unless we had a HUGE headstart.we'd have 2 or 4 years thats it.however in this time,that same laser could burn a fragment off of the asteroid to change its directory.that current technology also does exist and could be used.takes about a 19 mile wide asteroid to kill all life on earth,or if u use kilometers,about 35 kilometers id say

[PaperMs]

omg i need the condom of time to time travel!

[thuder30]

@skeatesy1 and how will thart work? The women will eventually die out... Really, you should think these things through! :P

[StNemesiaValle]

watch?v=AKicKsYy8YI&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[linztwins]

its horrible to think but it happened before it could still happen in this lifetime to

[vincejason99]

omg i wish i was like the girl in the movie my super ex girl friend....she touched the asteroid...and bamshe was a super hero

[DIZNOsaur123456]

finally there is a video about how to destroy a asteroid! :) hope 2012 dont happen if it does awwwww! <:(

and i wish super man were real and there was a google super man copy

[DIZNOsaur123456]

finally there is a video about how to destroy a asteroid! :) hope 2012 dont happen if it does awwwww! <:(

[SenolMedia]

much work on the video, but only 300,000 views

[TheAcePiolt]

Send Justin Beiber up have him sing to it it'll vaporize from his music. Not even asteroids like Justin's Beiber music.

[DjSmileyFace11]

i wish super heroes are real and aliens help us ..aliens are more advance than us right? maybe they can help us there weapon or something..

[marekjestcool]

dont worry... we got chuck norris.

[konorei123]

lmao

[stankado10]

@marekjestcool dude shut up about chuck norris

[otta653]

doomsday already happen justin bieber got born

[konorei123]

 very true

[Rawmonger]

Girls would you fuck the nearest person before die and that hits earth Msg me back thank you for giving me your time to think about this and reading it

[longfootbuddy]

maybe we'll get lucky and it will hit only government buildings around the world

[Unknownboyzzz]

People'S Fuck B4 u diee...

[BRG6677]

quit talking about it send a droid with a nuke on it and set it off in space before we all die

[robyRO555]

LOLOLOL right but i dont think in 2012 its the end i have a cheese that expires in 2013 LOLOLOLOLOL

[robyRO555]

OMFG 666 comments WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF 

[SilverRoad3]

@robyRO555

probably doomsday is coming)

*evil laugh)*

[TheDoctorFan2009]

@SilverRoad3 Doomsday is already here mwahaha

[ReAlxNiGhTmAr3]

did he say his name was whore hey re boss?

[InformedTexasVoter]

It's coming

Kingdom Rising

watch?v=ioG5GuoBnkU

[TheDavidedmond]

just hit bieber not Earth

[Kuti210]

@TheDavidedmond Bieber is IN america you dumbass... and if it hits, america never more... oh wait, cooooooooooooool

[TheDavidedmond]

one big catastrophe happened in 2009

Obama was elected as president

[FattieBoyGuyDude]

@TheDavidedmond really? this video is about science, not your stupid politics

[hylton7]

@TheDavidedmond

that was 08 dipshit

[winxfan10000]

@TheDavidedmond Why do you say that?

[singinsmiley1]

i dont know why we are panicing bruce as already said if this shit happens he will give ben and billy a call they will land on the meteor via jet pack take out his 2 inch drill bit drill a hole and pop a cherry bomb in there and were sorted. bruce billy and ben will all save the earth again.

[radw313]

so. lets see if i got this straight., huge asteroid hurling towards earth, and OUR " big plan " is to go up there and give it a paint job??? LMAO wow soo stupid.

[ya64]

right, so in the future they will be capable of turning an asteroid into the moon's moon. interesting

[lukebccb]

Does this have anything to do with my masturbating to online porn?

[scarffacemovies]

yoyo nice vids.. check my channel for funny 2012 vids

[MrHomie9000]

@scarffacemovies no

[MrWarfareguy]

its 2011 and iam live andof the world was su post to be in 2000 but iam live

[jameshem]

could move it with the old orion technology?

[Zerobadniks]

2:11 Crisis City from Sonic 06 lol

[alexbivol99]

One big catastrophe happened in 1994

Justin bieber's birthday

[nuzamaki90]

Lol so ur telling me, we can blow up the asteroid, but, we r gonna have to give up paris? dude xDD Just move the eiffel tower to italy or something and then blow up paris

[lucius215]

so long and thanks for all the fish!

[RoofDL]

thumbs up if you hate these stupid ads

[justicepartyuk]

world will end in Iraq.

[Icieran2011]

couldn't you just use a bomb and explode it just when the meteor s on the edge of the blast radius to bash it out of Earth collision? 

[WinXpCoder]

Biggest asteroid that have hitted to earth has a diameter of 2400-3400Km, thats bigger than Pluto...

[MrVforvendetta10]

If it passed within 18000 km or 11,184 miles of the Earth, how would it disrupt or destroy satellites. The maximum height of a satellite apparently is 12,000 miles above earth, yet the van allen belt starts approx' 7700 km/4,784miles above Earth.Therfore no man or satellite can make it past the height of the van allen belt, ask NASA they cant explain how humans have survived passing through.Therefore no man or vehicle or satellite has made it through except at the north and south poles!

[JEDIALADDIN]

Then the "V's" come!!

[genenco1]

The biggest catastrophe happened in 2008 Oblabba got in. Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing their idiot

[royalsteven]

There will be a huge asteroid hitting earth that will wipe away this whole new superficial Justin Bieber generation and the 80's and 90's kids will ressurect and take over again!

[pyr0static]

1 in 45,000... Sounds like extremely awesome odds for us!

[FilipePhoenix]

NASA research is a Nut job!

I mean, a Nuth's job! XD

[yoyojonathan4]

just hit bieber not us

[starwars7933]

@yoyojonathan4 Kill Rebecca Black too!

[mastermind9113]

man.... i wish goku were real

[feefee290000155]

@mastermind9113 Ha!

[TheStardust9000]

@mastermind9113 i wish he were real to...........just one kamehameha and were saved.....maybe gohans real........i just hope saiyans don't exist.....they would try to destroy our planet!

[kucharek84]

kame hame....

[julius3225]

@mastermind9113 and then uses the big bang or somthing like super kamehameha or what

[sickjonathan]

i hope this doesnt happen while im taking a dump

[nthread]

@sickjonathan why? what's the difference, you and your poop will be incinerated instantly.

[atsmithson]

that happened to the dinosaurs.

[coolcam262]

@atsmithson WOW you are clever, aren't you??!! Actually that hasn't been proved but it's probable.

[nixz182]

jet lee will kick all those asteroids coming.... dont worry

[Seraphim1Cherubim]

A message - The lamb, revelation, here today, A suggestion, find him, Your time is running out.

[TheYouranapple]

maybe its gonna be the end of the world but not the end of the human race

[hidosogood]

2012에 세상이 끝난나든 것은 거짓입니다. 성경을 읽으십시요 마태복음 24:3.Read the Bible Mattew to know the TRUTH 24:3 . Lean La Biblia en San Mateo 24:3 a conocer LA VERDAD.

[gautis55]

Why not do that Lilo and Stich did? Put a huge thruster in the astroid and it flys away :D

[4freespeech]

That was actually a dumbass video that tells us NOTHING

[Dimsumdumdum]

Annoying Orange will save the day.

[ferkonetti]

Jelenleg még ott tartunk, mint az a gépkocsivezető, aki reggel beült autójába bízva abba, hogy őt nem éri baleset...

Ne akarjon már az emberi faj mindent túlélni, holott ő e planétán oly sok élőlény kipusztulásáért tehető felelőssé!

Sorry and Hungary...

[harrycolvile]

i bet the reason human were evolved is beacuse earth was like crap i cant let this comet rubbish happen again! Then earth has a idead "ill evolve one of my specise to develop ICMBs" but earth didnt know we would ruin her atmosphere. now earth realises theres going to be a metore soon well it will arrive at a ruined planet which is why earth is seding so much natrual disasters at us beacuse we will ruin the earth even if the asterioed doesnt destroy earth we still will. we must change are ways!

[misticsnow]

nuthings gunna happen 2012 because my yoghurt says it expires 2013.

[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

Give Macgyver a paper clip and string, he got this.

[12martiko]

Don't worry people, Chuck Norris will stop that asteroid with his little finger

[dsn013]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[mcSNAKe187]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[roflcopterdustin]

this only shows me 1 thing...........ROFLCOPTERS COMING!!!!

[Glavonja94]

Naduvajte mi se kite  ....

[andyganner]

Yeah! Send all those un-employed up there to paint asteroids so they don't land on our cities.

And why do these asteroids "decide" to target cities instead of landing in un-important places like the desert, Canada, or the sea?

[Dragonforce6709]

@andyganner lol, if it hit the dessert or canada it'd still blow everythin up and if it hit the sea, biggest tsunami ever seen, would just drown most of the earth :L

[PungChongTiong723]

The End Times 2/2/2011-19/03/2011.Go All Out To Save The World.Tell world people to repent & follow The Truth of Love,Faith,Hope & Ten Commandments.

For the LORD God is a *sun* and shield; the LORD bestows favor and honor; no good thing does he withhold from those whose walk is blameless. ( PSALM 84 : 11 )

facebook/pungchongtiong

[Griffers02]

OMG ITS BEIDERMAN!!

[MarcowaR]

@dpattiris Would be a great idea, only problem is funding :( really there should be non stop funding researching how to build stable stations on the moon or asteroids. this is the future of mankind. but I kinda think we should maybe pay attention on earth and make sure everything is good for people here. ie people drinking dirty water etc. maybe one day. but we'll all be gone when that happens

[TrueDynamix]

I hope i won't be a virgin by then.

[crazyman272]

dude noob means new player

[1100SRK]

may be we should create spacecraft for chuck noris so he kicks asteroid on to sun lol

[MrNetpirate]

why always the big cities..

[mzlaina1]

well wen i die i hope im fuckn.. hmmmm

[MonacoBlast]

What if you destroy one and superman was inside?

[SirKitsune08]

@MonacoBlast Then we would have a superhero. XD

[Biobliter]

Transformers >.>

[mskman15]

nothing will happens in 2012....

[irishchrisc]

Fuck Volkswagen........

[ZEEMADMAN]

Then in 2008 it was followed by the Ultimate Horror. Yes The Election Of A Kenyan Named OBAMA To the WhiteHouse. This 25% Black at best former GoatHerder got put in the Office by the Powers That Be. They needed someone they could control & manipulate with ease. Someone who would never speak without a Teleprompter in front them at all times. Someone they could easily blame for the things they were about to inflict on the Citizens of the United States of America. A Patsy. A Stooge. A Fool!

[pokemonlover223]

omg i saw a ad and it has 2 gay guys dancing in a car

[MrBo7amed100]

@pokemonlover223 Thank god that my country I never get ads

[nat1veamerican]

Balance and harmony, don't mess around with things you don't know about. The next thing you know we will be popping holes in our moon...

[shrecksareck]

THIS IS LIKE BELIVING SANTA CLAUS

[shimasamba]

If the sumerians says its coming then ite coming....I believe what the researchers say about them...

[stickflamer101]

dude thats funny

[nskinyt]

@rotjesenmatjes yeah and 2012 doesnt predict death it predicts rebirth people have found evidence in mexico i think of the mayians(did i spell that right) not predicting death but rebirth

[nat1veamerican]

@nskinyt share more of this, I won't say theory but facts. The public needs to understand the reality of this stransition.

[nskinyt]

@nat1veamerican i was watching a show(and i know that it might sound like a reliable source but listen) people were sharing there beliefs on 2012 and the mayian calender and they showed a profesor and he went to mexico i think it was and he looked in a village and he showed a rock w/ mayan symbols on it and showed the pics and they showed the earth being reborn at 2012 but thats bulls*it they predicted a bunch of other dates and nothing happened then

[linkingtheparks]

u do know that the girl that said this would happen she also said aliens implanted a tracking device in her head!?! seriously i believe more in unicorns than this

[RafiqinLushOfficial]

Santa Claus!

[StealthBomberMcGee]

THIS IS CCCCCCRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!­!!!

[TombMan12]

@rotjesenmatjes ....WE ENTERED A NEW MILLENNIUM DUDE!!!

[ryviuz]

@rotjesenmatjes

one big catastrophe happened in 2000

Bush was elected as president

[Pravo7]

@ryviuz

YES and HE DESTROYED the WHOLE WORLD , economically

[Pravo7]

@ryviuz

[higuma75]

@ryviuz In 100 years nobody will care about Bush, or that idiot who followed him. Politicians are that. Politicians. They're idiots and they're getting dumber every year. Bush, Obama, who cares? Both are morons.

Life will end. And it will be war that will end it on this planet. War is eternal. Only mankind is finite.

[MyDanilo5]

racja 2000 nic się nie stało pieszy 2000 drugi 2012 i nic, uwaga bo dojdom do 2780 roku

[kdwormy]

We got nothing to worry about as long as we got Bruce Willis. I seen the movie, it's all good.

[ryhorn100]

The world will end when The Sun becomes a red giant and dies - not before.

[Kirsche565]

@HyperGolem

you meen jesus christ will stop that asteroid with his little finger?

[Uverworldfanz]

@HyperGolem Chuck Norris dosent need a finger. He just needed to stare at it and the asteroid will be next to none in a second.

[Legomakerx]

@HyperGolem then make him time travel to 65 million years ago, and tell him to stop the 6 mile meteorite (equivalent to mount everest), impossible.

[guineveretemplario]

@HyperGolem eheheh

[ZX2ManDave]

No problem-how old will Bruce Willis be in 2029? He can take care of this.

[jonbobbie]

the world will end when i die or you die because we wont be here and to us life on earth is over

[Professor6871]

@rotjesenmatjes That's right but lot people probably made hell of lot of money on the back of it and all the crap surrounding 2012 is no different.

[jesusdied1]

@mrthehappyfacenews send me your web site address in a private message and I'll watch your video

[Dockshund]

This is why I always carry a spare.

[jason13voorhees1]

it sound's like lost planet 2 ending ( ending is epic! and is just like this one )

[Themastercode1235]

id like to ride an asteroid.

[powerspade]

When they find out where it will hit the earth move all the bankers who caused our resession and also all the greedy political idiots who also helped the bankers, at the spot and we can get rid of them in one go

[roberto2112]

@powerspade :) did you know most of them live in the u.s.a? so the asterodi is headed on the right direction :)

[roberto2112]

@powerspade :) did you know most of them live in the u.s.a? so the asteroid is headed on the right direction :)

[mikesway23]

For fuck sake Asteroids have never destroyed the world, they help the world by bringing needed material and water to the planet and helps it to regenerate new life. The fact of the mater is our world is dying from 100s of years of abuse and it's going to take the power of an Asteroid to correct the problems the earth is going through at the moment. We have placed ourselves on the road to ruin just 'cause no cared about the planet that's keeping them alive.

[mshorles]

It would be awesome if we could get one of those huge mother fuckers to orbit the moon while we mine it. Imagine if it was made of diamonds and gold bars! Imagine seeing that shit orbiting around the moon! Imagine steven colbert saying something about it while bill o'reilly comes up with some left wing nut job criticism to say wtf are we doing there when we should be killing taliban! In fact I just wanna make a shout out to Osama, we gon find you mother fucker, I will hang your head on my wall

[rommeldude1]

We should ask Kim Jong il on North Korea to use his Nuclear missile bombs. lol

[joe22smith66]

joe22smith66  2012 hahahaha not funny man iwish this was over about the rumors

[rascalferret]

is there any money in space potato painting?

[oO0G30RG30Oo]

Ive told you loads of times Rosie O'Donnell Stop farting and sneezing

[sokmyorangeballs]

if any asteroid come put a nuclear bomb on it that'll sort it out!

[adzii1]

@sokmyorangeballs It will make little ones that will do more damage

[Clisen59]

@sokmyorangeballs wont work...since apohis is arumble asteriod its going to make more peices to fall in earth

[muska656]

chuck norris will defeat it !

[muska656]

yeah lets paint it so when it hit us we can have a beautiful death!

[salolamilainen]

We will never have to worry about that aseroid. 2012 anyone?