Thought Crime - thinking vs. ignorance and stupidity

[vickiormindyb]

I'm constantly being chastised, b/c I ask the wrong questions. Ones that infer I don't "trust God's master plan."

Whatever that is. Apparently, his plan involves one withholding all questions.

My friend is Jewish, but he never talks about his religion, other than to tell me Channukah starts with a ch.

I overheard him-b/c I was in the same room-telling someone in his family he was going to be home for Channukah.

[vickiormindyb]

You look almost as tall as him in this video. Did he go through the Procrustean treatment? Shortened to nearly fit your height?

I know. I'm crazy. Some nights I feel that way.

Really, it's a lame attempt at a joke.

I'm a paramedic, not a comedian. I'm also trying to point out to people who don't believe stand-up performing is a job that they're wrong.

It takes a lot of thought and talent.

[vickiormindyb]

I lived with a scientist, who told me that science doesn't answer everything.

This was after they tested me to see why I was having seizures. Their tests revealed nothing, so they told me I was having fake seizures-something that wasn't scientifically possible.

He became enraged at how they were acting and told me modern scientific testing is flawed, that not finding something doesn't mean nothing's there.

I'm not a creationist but I don't believe this world is all there is.

My rant for today.

[AngryAussie]

Science is about asking the right questions but there are bad things done in the name of science

[vickiormindyb]

Huh? Do you have an example in mind?

[AngryAussie]

Bad things? Happens all the time. Like weapons.

[AngryAussie]

Sure, why not?

[cozbox3]

i love the way matt works with the analogys,hes really on the ball.

[AngryAussie]

He's very quick

[KiwiAussieGuy]

wtf, it's not called climate change or global warming. It's the green house effect!

[AngryAussie]

On the far side of irrelevant

[cozbox3]

just stop it.

[KiwiAussieGuy]

i kinda did stop and fucked off from these comments, but some fuckwit decided to bring me here. I obviously didn't get the point of AngryAussie's "On the far side of irrelevant" reply. And i obviously decided too keep the arguement going. If you haven't noticed cozbox3 im being sarcastic.

[cozbox3]

just stop it.

[cozbox3]

AngryAussie please tell him stop it.

[thedoomdragon]

sleep well. bessie is watching. lol

i think you guys are funny. i like your videos.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks! I enjoy making them

[PoliticalMason]

And God sent his only son to solve the global warming problem, but on his way down he began suffering from intense UV ray exposure and was diagnosed with lung cancer from the smog of industrialized cities, and as he lied in his bed, suffering from lung and skin cancer, he uttered these words..."I cannot solve the problems of man, for he hath fucked himself over too much..." And upon his death millions of Jews were blamed and killed...and we joined Arabs in nuking Israel...

[IonutFlacara]

It is because of Al Gore that people on YouTube and people in the news are speaking about this.

My solution for global warming and every other shit on this world would be wiping out the main reason of global warming, wars, forest cutting, animal hunting in the last 100 years...that is USA.

[AngryAussie]

OK, you know what? You're an ignorant bigoted cunt. And I block ignorant bigoted cunts. Life's too short to waste on pieces of shit like you've become.

[PoliticalMason]

Oh right the USA, way to be reasonable...

Cause Hong Kong, Tehran, Mexico City, and every other major city that isn't in the USA is clean...Forest cutting, we're the only ones who do it? (Btw if companies don't replant they run out of merchandise to sell, so they replant!!!) Animal hunting is natural part of survival, and if a few get hunted out of gaming purposes, it's no big, it's more like population control...

War...we're the only ones? NO YOU STUPID IDIOT!!! Maybe this will enlighten you!

[AngryAussie]

Personally, I got very sick of the stupidity of that person's comments.

[PoliticalMason]

Yes, me as well

[huelink100]

the accent was dead on.

[AngryAussie]

I agree

[IonutFlacara]

....the earth is melting and freezing every few thousand years

[AngryAussie]

If you don't want to be told to fuck off don't say stupid shit about climate change

[IonutFlacara]

There is climate change all the time through history...so i don't see what is wrong with the statement that we had many ice ages and many meltings.

I see it logical....they can't predict weather, can't predict to 2° correct for next day through whole year and i should believe some stupid Americans about some theory that Florida will be underwater 22 m. Where is Al gore now, now that he is rich ?

[AngryAussie]

It's completely fucking irrelevant and you're a moronic cunt repeating the vile lies of evil pricks. Fuck you.

[AustralianPyro]

I dont like Angry Aussie Dialogues, I get confused over who is who.

:(

It hurts my brain.

[AngryAussie]

Life is hard

[slytherinsheirx]

I googled it, the Grizzly Bear man was 'Timothy Treadwell'.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks

[slytherinsheirx]

You're welcome :)

[VortexNeurofunk]

hehe nice one!

my tune at the end there ;)

[AngryAussie]

Sure is!

[warpedwiselegoman]

well no stupid people would be nice......but i know plenty of people who made a youtube "career" off of stupid people....you included mr angry! :)

[AngryAussie]

The can occasionally be put to use

[VortexNeurofunk]

They* :)

[ciaBLUEBIRD]

INn the 70s there was the coming ice age and now all that has been debunked

But apparently there was a cooling

Tend from the 1945 to about the 70s.

Now I hear more and more scientist are coming out as refuting global warming and/or the cause of it. I am all for being environmentally conscious

more so than my friends who claim to be

But then throw away recyclables

But to call someone stupid cause the question global warming

Way to win a discussion, just call the person stupid

[AngryAussie]

You're a fucking idiot. When someone is as fucking stupid as you it's pointless wasting time on them. Fuck off you moron.

[VortexNeurofunk]

oooo dude that was a burn! nice burn mate!

[VortexNeurofunk]

according to dr karl and lots of scientists... there wont be another ice age for at least 1500 years... we're in the middle of one of the warm periods the earth goes thru ice ages and warm periods... learn some REAL FACTUAL science.

[slytherinsheirx]

We're still in an ice age... The north and south poles are still there. When there's no more ice, then we're out of the ice age. We'll be swimming, surrounded by rubbish and crap by that point though.

[VortexNeurofunk]

LOL! no we're not. there is ice on the polar caps because of a lack of sunlight because the earth is spherical you idiot.. if we were in an ice age all of most of the world is covered in ice and snow at least 100m deep learn some real science.. the north/south poles are melting due to global warming caused by a whole lot of different factors.

[xenomorphwarrior]

hey, sorry for commenting on this with ths vid, but i cant semm to comment on your page. i will admit, i have been ignorant to some of your vid info and if i seem to come off in my comments as an ass, please forgive me, as i am not trying to dis you in any way. i truely enjoy your vids and hope you come out with more.

[AngryAussie]

I don't have enough time to work out people's intentions so sometimes I come off as very harsh.

[IonutFlacara]

hmmmm....from 180 to 200 cm like Schwarzenegger

[AngryAussie]

I'll take your word for that

[binnila]

Sorry for asking a quiestion of so little importance, but is he big, or are you small?

[petitwallaby]

Both! LOL!

[AngryAussie]

A bit of both

[directingmumble]

GRR i fucking hate fundamentalists !

[AngryAussie]

Me too

[newmarsvolta]

I remember seeing that video on a show like "destroyed in seconds" or something.

Funnily enough they said that a majority of shark attacks happen in the shallows

[AngryAussie]

That's the popular factoid

[Becki105]

"Sleep well... Bessie is watching!"

ahh, classic.

[AngryAussie]

Watching closely!

[mrforder]

Steve Irwin.....case and point

[AngryAussie]

In a way

[1GOD1JESUS]

organise a melbourne gathering plz

[AngryAussie]

Are you coming to town?

[warpedwiselegoman]

i was watching fox and the stupid idiot said that "we fixed the ozone hole and because of that were making global warming worse.

yes we are making it worse,but when/how the fuck did we fix the ozone hole?!?!

[AngryAussie]

They always lie

[petitwallaby]

I wish I was in Melbourne. Matt is hilarious. "Bessie is watching"! LOL!

[AngryAussie]

I might put a video of his show up here

[blueman4444444]

Thats a new way of using a bible as one giant tally-ho.....And if i had to hit every stupid or ignorate person with a 4'x2' the price of wood per meter would $30 ssshhh were are hunting for dumb people heheheh.

[AngryAussie]

That's a good sport

[VortexNeurofunk]

fuck that get a bit of wood like the rock used in walking tall ;)

[missdivinestalls]

Stupid people = endless material for creative use.

[AngryAussie]

This is true

[SinisterSkip]

Nice one :)

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[LucMeilleur1993]

haha your short AngeryAussie.

[AngryAussie]

I definitely shouldn't stand next to people who are over 6' tall!

[slimjimpui]

Matt does an awesome redneck impression

[AngryAussie]

He's very good

[vasboiz]

woops ur five foot eight.. im 6foot 2 :)

nice video mate thnx for always keeping me and everyone informed

[AngryAussie]

I won't stand next to you then!

[HappyCabbie]

Love the random cow

[AngryAussie]

I new height in random

[nirtitov]

hay i am from israel

[AngryAussie]

Good for you

[notsoninjakid]

is thought crime a reference to 1984?

[AngryAussie]

I believe so

[ComedianMattElsbury]

It's an extension of Orwell's concept - in 1984, certain trains of thought were considered criminal. Today, it seems that thought itself is punishable.

[lotrogameraustralian]

I don't know if I'm correct but are you Atheist?

[AngryAussie]

I don't define myself in terms of theism

[pyromaniacevil]

Random cow is Random! :D

[AngryAussie]

Indeed

[Amanwithanidea]

You guys are all stupid. Global warming is CLEARLY caused by the decreasing amount of pirates in the world. And here is proof: Somalia has the MOST amount of pirates and the LEAST amount of carbon emissions. All other theories are just stupid and ridiculous...

[AngryAussie]

Correlation = causation

[theheretic999]

RAmen

[Pawluk44]

Its funny how American Christians have 't got much idea about Christianity at all.

[AngryAussie]

It often seems that way

[rukusan]

Been enjoying these videos with Matt.

Will they be an ongoing thing?

[AngryAussie]

Very likely

[binkiie4dictator]

i statement by the late George Carling comes to mind, " I believed in catholosism until i reached the age of reason"

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, that's a good one

[coulditbekronau]

wow you look short

[AngryAussie]

I am. And Matt's tall

[MrDage]

You can't call it "global warming" anymore. It's called "Human Induced Climate Change." Various parts of the northern hemisphere are experiencing the coolest summer in decades and it's great!

[cloudedveiw]

and in places in australia in the southern hemisphere were burning up all throughout the year

[AngryAussie]

Because stupid people take the concept literally and if you get a cold fucking day they say some brain dead shit like "so much for global warming" BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING MORONS!

[92benno92]

You can't win an argument against someone refusing to open their mind? So ignorance really always wins.

[pbrskater26]

Kirk camoren and Ray Comferts scientific ignorence boggles the mind, Ray should stick that bannana up his ass

[AngryAussie]

In the same way someone who eats poison wins

[92benno92]

Well how will you win an argument if the person always thinks they're right?

[camino1ca]

Shot gun

[Yaeka]

You really are short... But I find it adorable~

I imagine you as a tiny guy being all angry, like a barking chihuahua. But much more manly. And handsome. And manly. And vicious.

...I'm sure you get my point. I like you short, anyway, you're still cool =D

[AngryAussie]

5'8" looks very short next to 6'1"

[wutzernutzer]

Spot on with the impression of the red state politicians. I used to live in one that elected a George W. Bush crony as governor. They never learn.

[AngryAussie]

So it seems

[mjttb1]

"Hello!"

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

"This is the angry phone!"

"Yes I know!"

*Hangs Up*

[cwb1130]

Timothy Treadwell. lol.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks

[unquenchablefire]

On another topic - the Gideon Bibles. You can play an awesome game. It's called "Hide the Bible". And it's exactly what it sounds like. Try and find the best place in the room to hide it.

[AngryAussie]

Sounds like fun!

[dearestjanna]

I can't figure out if the random cow moo is just that or it's one of those "ironic" things to screw with people.

[AngryAussie]

It's very strange

[kiyoshi85]

ah that shark expert vids actaully on youtube. Discovery Channel has it in there Shark week.

I think the Bear guy was "timothy Tredwell" ? Yeah everyone kinda expected it.

[AngryAussie]

Kinda inevitable

[conmech]

hi Mr A. Now I'll download this vid and watch it at home. Cheers to Matt. It was Matt wasn't it?

[AngryAussie]

It is indeed Matt

[tyrbolo]

I notice the croc wrasslin' Aussie version of

expertise seems to have stopped making videos of him messing with mother nature.

[AngryAussie]

That came to its natural conclusion

[dearestjanna]

If you're talking about Steve Irwin, tyrbolo, it's because he died back in 2006.

[ZombieMantis]

Hah, Global Warming is already hitting Canada, it was still snowing in MAY... Well, it could be a coincidence, but then again, it might not...

[AngryAussie]

It's long term weather patterns rather than one of occurrences that are the issue

[Roushfan5]

Global Warming is bullshit anyway. Global CLIMATE change I might buy into. But fuck that as well. I don't give a rats ass about some bug dying in Africa. NOW GIVE ME MY STEAK AND V8 TRUCK

[AngryAussie]

Hilarious

[PaperViewed]

Just because Al Gore presented this idea doesn't mean it's bullshit. It is backed by science. It is taught as fact in most universities.

[Roushfan5]

I LIKE Al Gore.

In fact i am a liberal. If you believe in global warming or not complete depends on the data you see and how it is presented to you. The charts I have been shown have disprove global warming, and granted my mind might changed if I watched Mr. Gores video. However I am not a scientist, and this is hardly my field of expertise. or Interest.

How ever the entire threoy behind global warming is that the seasons become more extreme. Which is why I 100% don;t believe in Warming.

[mikles2]

hahaha, i love your friend's uneducated southern American impression!

It's dead on!

[AngryAussie]

We see a lot of it in the media

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[AngryAussie]

Yes

[ERAUPRCWA]

Andrew, stupid people are getting larger everyday... sometimes I feel like I can have a better conversation with a rock than a person here.

[AngryAussie]

It can be less frustrating

[HHollyMMarie]

lol i dont hsee how people cant convieve how global warming isnt real...we see the evidence of it everyday! on the news.. in documentaries even in our own communities! so unless youre blind and deaf.....or have been pretty much a vegertable from birth... youre a fucking idiot if you cant concieve the notion of global warming

[AngryAussie]

Some people are evry determined in their ignorance

[dslmc]

Actually, Creationist theories hold much more water than most people think. We know both sides, and agree with and even use elements of the theory of evolution. The only reason people are so offended, like yourself, by what we present, is because the alternative to what you believe would cause yourself to look ignorant and stupid. Which is obviously your own primal fear.

[AngryAussie]

Creationism is the very definition of fucking moronic ignorance. There is NO excuse for spouting such utter bullshit.

[DooMDrat]

What's even worse is when the bastards try to misuse science to "prove" their nonsense. Just search for Kent Hovind for a good example.

He claims, for example, that X-rays from the sun are what makes us age, "except on cloudy days because water stop x-rays." Luckily he's doing hard time for tax fraud, though his supporters will tell you it's all a conspiracy. His group tried to get videos taken down that use their materials, despite the fact all their stuff is public domain.

[LiamNeesonsDick]

How dare you spout this shit on one of the Angry Aussie's videos.

[Nassault630]

DUR GLOEBEL WAREN IS FAKE

Haha..

[AngryAussie]

That's about it

[Nassault630]

Yeah, it's quite sad to hear about what other humans actually think is true...a downer. :P

[jkingooo]

i havent actually seen matts channel yet only because im a little mad because i was thinking of doing a slap thing as well but now i dont think i can do it because matts doing it and it would just feel like i was not being original that i would just be following someone elses idea

[AngryAussie]

There are no new jokes

[gleegirloz]

Sounds like a venue I'd like to be and close by.....woot! I Soooooo remember that bear guy and having a similar opinion!Toldya before mate.....SP Bain of my existence..still..actually more all the time! :(

[AngryAussie]

It's a good night out!

[AtheistChase]

Very short...

[AngryAussie]

Compared to a tall person, yes I am

[TheAmericanArts]

mr aussie, i dont know if anyone ever told you this but... your PRETTY angry!

[AngryAussie]

It has been mentioned

[RubbishInRubbishOut]

Ohh. lovely ... just around the corner from my place!

[AngryAussie]

It's well worth a night out

[mrseahawks10]

Andrew, that was hysterical mate

[AngryAussie]

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[Randomstuffs261]

Perfect couple

[AngryAussie]

Ummm, thanks

[denton908]

Hahahah, you two are hilarious!

[AngryAussie]

Matt is great to work with

[91111a]

I want to see that show so bad!!! it sucks to live in Sydney sometimes...

[AngryAussie]

I actually have the whole thing on video - might upload it sometime

[91111a]

That would be beyond insanely Awesome!!

[nicko236]

I don't know, I'm less ardent on the anti-stupidity area - I think people should be allowed to think whatever they want, provided they DO NO FUCK WITH ME, or even try to convince me that they're right.

And I'm definitely going to see "Thought Crime".

[AngryAussie]

The trouble is, stupid people tend to want to fuck with you

[nicko236]

That, of course, is where tolerance falls appart.

[N0WAR1337]

Is it just me, or is the video lower quality than normal?

Also, it's a shame that people have to be stupid, but we might as well just laugh at their stupidity instead of complaining, they never seem to learn.

[AngryAussie]

It always takes a while for HD to become available - and longer videos take longer.

[ConnorFlockSpeevage]

haha, I wish I could come and watch you live.

[LiamNeesonsDick]

It's an ignorant bliss for most.

Just as long as they keep to their fucking selves, I'll be happy. Sadly the stupidest have the most important opinions...somehow.

[AngryAussie]

Stupid people are the most sure they are right

[LiamNeesonsDick]

My future plan is to go around the world, vegetablising each and every one of them. Or rather, just gather stupid people, make them believe in me, tell them to kill themselves and presto. I'll be the new Jim Jones.

Wait...what

[ECTBWHO]

Great Mate!

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[UltraTutorials]

sweet

[o0jules0o]

awesome!!!! as always!!!

love the slap video!

[o0jules0o]

second, haha. 21 seconds after first!

[AngryAussie]

He does great work!

[cmpfilming]

sweet first comment