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  • I thought this was funny... and I'm a guy. But I never throw down pickup lines. Whatever, she's still cute. But just because she's cute doesn't mean she gets all of the pickup lines. I'm guessing many of these lines haven't been used on her. She's just heard them in bars or places where she happened to be while also being attentive to the other people. My favorite line: hold up a napkin and say,"Does this smell like chloroform?"

  • Get over yourself. You have the luxury of being cute and attractive, and of course men are going to direct comments your way. If no man ever paid any attention to you at all you'd be miserable and complaining about that. And who are you kidding? If the guy making the comments was tall, good looking and driving a porsche, you'd have a very different reaction.

  • awful, chick needs to shut up and take off her clothes.

  • @1:52 yea i got an over sized shirt, but my hair fre$h and my chain real, whats good now

  • I'd bet you're a freak in bed :)

  • wtf? ur fucked

    

  • ya city bitch

  • lmao wth

  • God y the f**k would u put that on here...get a life u f-ing perv

  • SLUT!!!!

  • i wanna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane.

  • i am gonna puke.....

  • I knew my pick up lines were awesome

  • What the fuck are you doing out of the kitchen?

  • I signed in just to dislike this video - I was looking for something funny for movember, this wasn't it

  • I just muted it and fapped anyway..

  • shhhhh

  • This girl would defiantly be the last resort after 20 beers and a few shots and all other options have fled or left besides your hand...

  • @thetriplebd101 She does anal.

  • @gillettecrackers ohhhh we'll not bad then lol

  • i wonder if this girl is good with her mouth, id hope so - hunny you from iraq? cos ur blowing me away

  • This fat troll should be happy if anyone ever looks her way..

  • i dont do it.

  • not funny y would someone put that on you tube!!

  • Dont turn me on like that >_<! Sheeeesh..

    ;)

  • Im hairy im sweaty and a lil bit overweights. Baby im going to run your pitty on the runny kind

  • i got a bonner

  • they call me the next sherlock: she can only get guys that are married because she's old, and all of the guys that are her age are already married, and would take anything that's not their same wife, unless they've been cheating on their wife long enough to have never lost their touch with the ladies, which she makes pretty clear by giving a bunch of examples of a terrible pick up artist, btw; chicks with tattoos are disgusting, especially when they're so visible. she reminds me of a dude

  • Hmm.....I don't think that it's fair that you said overweight guys are all dirty and disgusting...well you didnt say it more than imply it

  • LMAO...just think of all the perverts you got off with this vid.

  • You should really consider tattoo removal.

  • Holy eyes.

  • sickko

  • I WAN'T IT MISSED U NO BE NICE 2 ME TWITTER UR' COOKIE

  • My mustache did it! don't blame me. If you don't believe me watch the video.

  • i will give u a good rating if u get naked

  • That was the stupidest piece of sh** i ever saw

  • so your a sluty tease....put some clothes on and then you wont get stupid comments

    and don't heat on the overweight people, we got feelings too

  • you r a fucking pornstar

  • u have areally porn face u should be a pornstar "it is my suggestion for u really u whould have a bright future of pornstar"

  • @lucky96ful Isn't porn illegal in Pakistan?

  • im really into chicks with tattoo's on their arms, mostly full sleeves but this works since you have a blowjob face. have a good day !

  • I dunno where the fuck you live but I've never in my life (30 years), ever heard a guy have the balls to say something like that to a girl who is passing by. This is 1980's construction site shit. And even if someone did say this, who gives a shit. They're losers anyway. More-over, why the hell would you continue to walk by the same area if you know you're going to be sexually harassed? Makes no sense to me.

  • because u look like a ho ... and an ugly one actually

  • @sapiopneumoni It's not that she's ugly it's just that your Greek & you prefer men like most Greeks do.

  • @StrongGayBlackMan said a guy with a nick "gayblackman" .....

  • you should have been an abortion, seriously what a waste of skin you are! you horrible attention seeking oxygen thief.

  • You need to stop talking and start making porn. >)

  • that was funny I hate when dumb asses do that too

  • You should lose some weight.

  • very hot.

  • Отлично выглядишь.

  • You know what women do that REALLY turns me on? Internet attention whores who shoot worthless, space taking, content-less, mind numbing videos! MMMMMMMMMmmmm!

  • what a bitch!! but she can ride my mustache!

  • Once I had some creepy guy come up behind me, smell and pet my hair. Then ask me to come to the back of the library with him. Why did he seriously think I would? lol

  • @dewofthesearose He didn't think you would, he was just giving you the option of going calmly.

  • YERP, girls love being treated like shit, fag

    

  • Why Are All the People Commenting Seem to Be Getting like really Worked Up Over Whats Supposed To Be Comedy Lol, Don't you Have ANY Sense of Humour? Its Like Youtube Is Full Of 80 Year Old Men Taking EVERYTHING to Heart. 

  • Dude, what guy even says that stuff anymore. Where do you get these comments, in a titty bar? Why would any guy just come out and say to some random girl, "wanna ride my dick," unless it was in a titty bar.

  • stop wearin open tanktops if you care that much. If you dont vare enough stfu

  • this video was pretty funny man...lol...i just came...

  • lol. comments to this video are like a library of idiots. I've never heard anyone to say this crap, but it is funny to listen :0) thumbs up

  • hey...lay off the mustache!

  • man this flabby chick is ugly =/

  • ok I'm a guy and I don't do that kind of stuff

  • your arms look old and fat

  • She looks fat in one angle then skinny in another.

  • girls who have tattos on their left arm are WITCHES!!!! I learned that from star trek episode #344!!!

  • @4000cardinal Shit... shoulda got mine on my right arm. lol

  • I have a moustache. yeah, I have a moustache. What? Yeah a moustache. I have a moustache.

  • Is that you trying to be funny. Oh I LOOOVE you beeing all funny and smart.

    Are those some x-es in your name. I LOOVE those x-es. Really prove your intelligence.

  • can you keep your eyebrows still please? thank you.

  • well she's hot regardless. i just dont like some chicks with tattoos... my girlfriend got one on her boob and now she just looks trashy...

  • and when it stops you'll complain that your invisible.

  • you would be cute if it werent for that butch tattoo

  • @slymee83 Lmao - since beauty is divined by whether the chick is tated or not, hugh?

  • seriously. you're one of the less intelligent people using youtube right now, and thats saying something. im honestly surprised you even figured out how to use your webcam lmao. anyways, im pretty sure that you're just projecting here. you know, insecurities. perhaps you don't have anyone hit on you enough, and that bugged you so much, you wanted to make a video that made it look like the opposite was going on. but really, you're dumb. you clearly made up half of those poorly thought of lines.

  • @MushroomLegacy Listen guy: you are full of shit. YOU'RE one of the less intelligent people on YT. As some1 who only has videogame videos on his page - you're not one 2 talk. Ha: you can't tell the difference between reality and a script - keep your negative bull shit in YOU'RE life.

  • Dirt road whore!

  • "TAKE YOUR TITS OUT!" lol, my fav!

  • You are so funny, I LMAO. Thanks for cheering me up!

  • shes repessed bless thinks shes to good for normal guys init :)

  • you have beautiful eyes!!!

    and i love your vid!!!

  • Nicest. Gobo suks

  • Hey nice legs, when are they open? ;)

    Clearly all the time now that you've turned me on with your magical compliments.....

  • Sit on my face I'll guess your weight.

  • ive currently had an erecyion for 3hours now-_- "you drunk fag" my best! was "im horny coming from someone else this ugly bitch

  • ive currently had an erecyion for 3hours now-_-

  • I see she's fading on YouTube .... "you know, it's funny and I was just walking"

    Look at the way you dress gobobean, STFU you trash.

  • I see she's fading on YouTube ....

  • I am younger than I look... I am only 12 and I look like 15 and guys still comment on me... I once was on the escalator with my buds at the mall, and she was standing at the bottom and I came right in and bumped into her. some high school dudes said damn and were wooing at us it was just so gross!

  • aww come on girl those are compliments...we could go about it a different way alot of times....but come on now...if guys never said or paid attn to yall girls yall would start acting all insecure come on now tell the truth lol

  • you do have sexy eyes. "hey baby ! as long as i gotta face, you gotta place to sit!"

    LOL

  • your eyes are really pretty

  • i wouldnt mind having them comments coming from girls. that would be a dream come true. example: a girl says to me "you look a little cold in your shorts, do you want me to warm that cock up for you".

    i think i would fall down and think to myself "im in fuckin heaven". what did i do right today to deserve this.

    i think weight class should stay with their own weight class. that way both parties can climb on each other with no problems. bad words from men and no words from women is all the same

  • Yeah, Im sure you have that problem. Its probabley your bitch ass attitude that attracks the losers.

  • guys may be rude but dont act like you dont like a d*ck in your pu*sy...

  • My fave comment was... "Dude..What the fuck..is that?" "This is my uhm...Waite..why am i showing you it again?" "...im your girlfreind..Lets get on with it shall we?"

    " o_o "

  • this is hilarious good job im a guy and it made me crack up

  • Your know exactly how this game works don't you :P

    Nice lighting, come visit Australia sometime :)

  • she's smoking hot

  • It seems so sad that most women I know and observe get so indignant when men make superficial comments about their looks and/or their body parts. Women probably will not respond to the advance (for whatever reason) but the day they stop receiving these types of advances (that they say are so irreverent and sexist) is the day that they start to become inappropriately insecure and wonder about the way they must appear to the hairy and sweaty gender.

    Women are strange breeds of contradiction.

  • @tomnewleaf speakin the truth

  • Ok, you might not like us fat people cat-calling now... but in thirty years you'll walk down the street seeing some ugly-butt fat dude cat-calling some smokin' hot babe, and you might... for one craaaazy second... wish they were doing it to you. ;-)

  • ...as long as I have this face, you will always have somewhere to sit...

  • nice eyes, but I can't stand when girls film/snapshot from an aerial perspective to lose their extra chin...

  • What a waste of youtube space.... LAME

  • @NUMB3R441 yup

  • sooo.. is that really what guys have been saying to you? HAHAH

  • she is not funny that's what she is.

  • My personal favorite is ...Hi !

  • i want to fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • Lame tatoo. It looks like a guys tatoo.

  • You're about average. A solid five. Disliked for the deceptive title, pompous attitude, and shit quality video. n_n

  • you are playing a little hard to get but I like you anyways.Yumm.

  • Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

  • EXCUSE ME...do you work for the UPS?...Cause i could of sworn I seen you checkin out my package!!!

  • brush your teeth and lose some weight

  • Best one?

    Hey that guy's cute *a group of girls giggle*

    and worst one?

    *guy drives by with his pants down* "FUCK YOU YOU UGLY FUCK"

  • fucken idiot get a ride out the windy asshole!!

  • You were walking?... AND thinking?? At the same time??? No way! :P

  • So now that Im here, what are your other 2 wishes?

  • im gonna fuk u .......an ur gonna luv it !!!!!

  • trailer trash

  • She claims that it annoys her, but watch her world come crashing down if guys stopped noticing her. She's obviously an attention whore, otherwise she wouldn't be posting videos of herself. Phony bitch.

  • @BruiserKnux

    I totally agree.

  • @BruiserKnux Agreed sir. Agreed.

  • seriousy.,,,,,, fake acting, well u could do better , i know u can because u just have to try harder and be more real i mean u should be real and talk from the heart. then u will beat evryboddy in youtube

  • Haha I'm glad i stumbled across this, it was funny. I see a bunch of people saying this never happens where they're from though, which I find weird. Girls can't even walk down the street in Los Angeles without getting catcalls and rude comments... must be a city thing then. Lucky us!

  • Lose at leat 20 kg weight, and you will be nice.

  • @PLATOON72 agreed sir or maam

  • @FaultyParadise ROTFL >=D tipical yankee chubby girls...

  • @PLATOON72

    yeah, because every one has to be perfect, huh? moron.

  • @PrisonerInMyOwnHell not perfect, but a little bit more thing.. After all, with all those burgers at Mc Donald's these looser girls could not be different... LOL

  • @PLATOON72

    you make no sense.

  • @PrisonerInMyOwnHell LOL! I meant a little bit more thin.

  • @PLATOON72

    lol

  • has any guy ever tried this on you?

  • Well if you dress like that, you'll get that.

  • Step right up and get your Mustache Ride, $5.00.

  • I am 6'3'' 340 .lbs. I get looks and snarks do to my facial hair that happens to grow like the lead singer from motorhead. I have walked up to women before and have said hello and how are you doing only to have the douche to just laugh at me like she was some heiress to millions. I love females but both genders have apparent gaps in there gene coding or something. It is hard to be a massive man that has a good job in a wonderful field....a ar...sense of humor etc..only to get hated on.

  • sad

  • o my goodness this lady is for real gorgeous!

  • wow

  • lol!!!! ur funny!!!

  • i dont do that but then again im 15 and dont really have to rofl

  • Poor ttg ratio.

  • Girls call at guys too, but guys are more appreciative and don't complain about it all the time.

  • No, of course it doesn't ever work. It's not intended to. Honestly, guys only do that to the ladies they don't ultimately see themselves with. I don't want to say 'take a hint', but, you know.

  • Your hot, wanna ride my mustache?

  • some women tell everybody im for sale and this is definitely one of them lol

  • honestly i dont realy know what goes on with your life and i bet you wouldnt care

    but picking on types of people you dont know or where they been threw to get to that point is realy dumb yea you might hear comments like that randomly from strangers but honestly think before you do what YOU do shapes what comes out of your life your prob a nice person to talk to over that ego and walls you put on yourself but i guess not all of us can change that ezyly thanks for a fat hairy sweaty boy :]

  • quite a little porker, but i'd still do her

  • fav: "You're hot." hate: "Haha you have a uni brow."

  • Do you root?

  • Try to enjoy it while it lasts. In a few short years, the only whistles you'll hear is when somebody's calling a cab.

  • she give me herpes bitch

  • says the girl showing her cleavage on the internet.. nuff said.

  • yucky

  • must be guys from the city talking like that, I've never heard such ridiculous absurd comments like that haha, see here in the countryside we know how to treat the ladies, and we thank god everyday that we do so :D

  • My favorite comment I received - Hi

    My worst comment I received - Guys tell me I'm good with my mouth (WHAT? Stupid Bitch! That doesn't work! :) )

  • funny i like it

  • You're beautiful and I mean that, I don't see girls like you very often passing by. Take this as a compliment and not as a flirt, because I suck at flirting.

  • Does your vagina have a mustache?

  • shes a bitch....

  • You know,...guys who make comments like that, usually direct them at women like you. Maybe instead of mocking those men, you should ask yourself why those comments are being directed to you in the first place. Hint** Physical appearance isn't the primary motivator.

  • in soviet russia penis eats you

  • @magicx3434 fucken hilarious

  • I am a big, fat, hairy, sweaty guy... who doesn't give a shit what you think.

  • you look like 45 !

  • PUHLEASE don't tell me that guys actually use any of these lines outside of the movies. omg. Makes us all look like losers. Read a book and edumacate yourself. You'll be able to TALK to a woman then. Not just throw a line at her and that's it. You be lonely long time if you don't. LMAO @ edumacate and lonely long time.......

  • dude you don't have to tell me that all women like mustache rides. That's like a fact of life yo.

  • @mallard003 my nigga lol

  • bitch

  • LOL Loved this video