Impatience

[wa67jr]

I swear when I read the discription it said " big boobs" lol

[2wheelsteve]

Should have gave him a friendly wave to say sorry mate!!!, brilliant video never seen this one before, the pedestrian was hilarious, LMAO.

All good stuff.

[gymkhanadog]

Outstanding job riding in the suicide lane. That tends to be illegal. It's also a very dirty part of roadway and can get you killed when someone pulls in to make a left, or out to get in to traffic.

[bluenapalm123]

@Gamerwillz You dont ride in London clearly...

[Gamerwillz]

@bluenapalm123 Well I've never seen anybody ride recklessly like you. When I watch your video, I was like "Whoa!" - all the speeding, overtaking and riding on white lines (diagonal stripes)... if police see you riding over these lines, you will get pulled over. And you nearly broke someone's mirror! If it's my brand new car, you're a dead meat.

[bluenapalm123]

@Gamerwillz You might need to search more youtube videos if you think im "reckless".. Also, wing mirrors are designed to move... no damage was done.

And, tbh 90% of bikers in London ride like me.

[felinophyle]

@bluenapalm123 so 90% of London bikers are assholes ! ... but i've a great doubt about that, i think it's 10-15% and you are one of the worsts ;)

[bluenapalm123]

@felinophyle see this is where you look retarded cause most my viewers are bikers, and most are in the UK and they all know about filtering in London. Go look at other London motorbike videos you knuckle dragging fuckwit.

[felinophyle]

@bluenapalm123 knuckle dragging fuckwit ?? can you translate this "love words" for a froggie? ;)

i'll trust you and will think that most of the london bikers are dangerous. I've gone two times in you city (ten years ago..) but haven't seen that .

[spiritfall]

@Gamerwillz He rides just, you know, normal. Like anybody do. But you are right with this mirror. That shouldnt happened.

[Fysic86]

If that was my wing mirror u clattered, id have been seriously fucking pissed off at u.

[bluenapalm123]

@Fysic86 yeah i would be pissed too :)

[cruellordsoth]

that was not a white van driver i think it was a motorbike rider that had hired a white van when he was moving house or something

[JamesMullins100]

''oh my god, i nearly died'' LOL

[mealexme]

if you have read the highway code, you should know that overtaking on those white lines in the middle of the road is illegal lol.

Love the impatience. @ 0:31 i was like WTF is he doing? Then at 0:39 i was like.. oh its parked, that makes all the difference :)

[bluenapalm123]

@mealexme Its not illegal. Dashed chevron you can pass on. Solid chevron you cant.

Yeah i was glad it was parked.. doh.. my bad.

[mealexme]

@bluenapalm123 oh, i thought it was always illegal, think im gunna have another read of the highway code lol

[ignus1985]

that was hilarious...the womans expression was as if she saw a ghost!

[Zeamus634]

The noise that woman made, fucking hilarious. lol

[bfmv580]

Oh man this was a great video! White van man waved a biker on?! Im adding this to my favourites :-)

[TheHusky9]

sorry but, that girl who ran out had a massive ass

[Vixeres]

I laughed so hard when you said:

"Fucks sake, you're driving a C2, not a bus!"

Sounded so awesome! :D

[bluenapalm123]

@Vixeres hehe, i bark at people.. it helps me deal with the spastic driving skills.

Ever notice someone who goes slower than you is an ansshole, yet everyone who goes faster is a maniac?

[Vixeres]

Well, I have respect for everyone else going slower. But when they go faster they're loonies :P (even though I may just have been speeding). I'm such a double-opinion kinda guy.

[enzovalentini]

You should see what motorcyclers do on brazil...

[downfader2]

The ladies reaction was priceless, exactly the same I got on the pushbike (and she really should have heard me wheezing from a long way off). Thats exactly why I never run into the road as a pedestrian!

[twgoldwood]

i hate those lights at streatham

[bluenapalm123]

damn right! just as long as you dont own that mercedes ;)

[rednef87]

great vid matt, lmao love the ending! put farva in one of ur next ones if u have it still supertroopers

[NoCaNdOcn]

wtf happend at the ending

[bluenapalm123]

Explain please.. not sure what you mean.

[NoCaNdOcn]

the pand looking thing lol.

[NoCaNdOcn]

panda*

[GuitarMasterGraeme]

i love your videos dont stop making them please!

[bluenapalm123]

Cheers buddy. I will post the odd funny thing that happens on the road. I dont make long ass videos.. but due to the fact that something always happens in London then i'll get some more vids up soon.

[GuitarMasterGraeme]

Cool, ill be looking forward to it.

[GuitarMasterGraeme]

lmao!

[warezvz]

I hate those drivers that drive like there is no second gear on the car and just block the other drivers from getting somwere on time. Also the face of the screaming woman was priceless, made me go ha ha hi hi ho ho hu hu ;-)

[ToastToGo]

Hahahhaha. That woman hahah

[8cuttlefish8]

Great vid man, she was lucky u are a attentive rider.

[bluenapalm123]

thanks mate, she really did crap herself lol.

Glad i was paying attention.

[latana151]

lol my family arnt even intrested in riding videos let alone motorcycles, but ive got to show them that womans reaction!

[EkimCF]

I find it amusing that you start talking about the highway code just after overtaking along some zig-zag lines. :P Not judging... just saying.

Also, that woman is fun. Stop, look, turn, RUN AWAY! This very morning a guy crossed in front of me. I used my horn, and he just stopped where he was... good thing I also slowed down and steered out. If I'd been in a car though, I'd've likely hit him - 60 zone and all. :S

[bluenapalm123]

"its a video of my riding around its NOT a DSA public training video"

Read down below ;)

[bluenapalm123]

Ive just checked, i didnt do anything wrong anyhew. You arent meant to overtake if the vehicle infront of you is stopping to give way to pedestrians apparently. I just learnt something new ;)

[EkimCF]

Oh really? I did a 'driving test' for my Uni department's van, and got told off for passing a cyclist on zig-zags. I couldn't figure why there was a problem. As you were.

[svengalie]

You can filter upto the front car, but not past the lead car in stationary traffic.

My riding instructor once told a copper this law - he had to radio in to check, most amusing.

[bluenapalm123]

Haha thats excellent!

Im assuming he got away with it?

[EkimCF]

Interesting. Though I see few bikes stop their filtering when they reach the lead car. Does this count if the lead car has left a massive space before the stop line?

HC says you must not pass the nearest car to the crossing if it is moving or stopped and giving way to pedestrians (I hope I didn't paraphrase that wrongly...).

[svengalie]

*shrug* I Know it's three points if you get it wrong.

[svengalie]

And when was filtering on zig zags against the highway code? (Careful how you answer)

[danmoto73]

hahaha great video :D

[pedaway]

You must of edited that in, there is no way that WHITE VAN MAN waved you on. Pure lies, this video is full of lies.

[AnotherCopierOfM13]

Nice riding

[bluenapalm123]

Well

1st clip = bad riding.

2nd clip = Bad riding

3rd clip = good riding (i have to ride like this)

4th clip = fine riding :)

Thanks for comment.

[svengalie]

That woman was fucking hilarious, ahhh who'd live in London.

[svengalie]

Ten quid says you inspire some comments from your perception of the highway code also :P

[bluenapalm123]

Well i was just talking to passenger about it. But yeah, ofc people will slag it off. I think i'll reply with...

"its a video of my riding around its NOT a DSA public training video"

And thats where Spirit of the Law and Word of the Law come in :)

[bluenapalm123]

Yeah she was a complete spaz. For other people who maybe think its a simple mistake, ALL motorbikes do this in london, its common as traffic lights.. so this stuff you'd think is rare, but really its not. Hehe. Im sure its not only just London.

[svengalie]

SVEFG!