All Hotel Mario Cutscenes

[EMaster2006]

the toaster scene was the funniest part espcially Bowser having his own bread product.

[JordMcDrummer]

The fad runner-ups: 1:01 - "Looks are decieving..." 1:39 - "TOO MANY TOASTERS" 1:45 - "All toasters toast TOAST!" 2:19 - "If we... PERSUADE him..." 2:57 - "Hint hint..." 3:18 - "Hey you! Get off my cloud!" 3:36 - "Wooaaaoooh..." (creepily) 3:45 - "Spooooky..." 3:49 - "Wheeere's da princess?..." 3:51 - "OVA DEEERE!" 4:14 - "Boys!" (immediately disappears) 4:28 - "Remember; where there's smoke..." "There's FIRE!...." 4:56 - "Oohoohoohoho" 5:00 - "(orgasm sigh)" Am I wrong?

[APERCUPETO]

this is HEAVEN

[AuraScar]

the "no" just seems to random

[HeartFarts]

YOU KNOW WHAT DEY SAY....ALL TOASTAS TOAST TOAST

[APERCUPETO]

@HeartFarts Heavenly funny XD

[pryoman1156]

no

[superdude200ify]

Category: comedy lol im sure this game wasnt made to be funny but thats the one thing they succeed at.

[superdude200ify]

I think people should do the K.O.P.A. act keep online priarcy act

[RogueBlood1]

1:43 No. In fact, all toasters toast bread. Dumb ass

[SUBZEROMKII]

@RogueBlood1 Mario and you are wrong .

You know what they say , All toasters WILL DIE! *WTF BOOM*

[MrCticky1]

@RogueBlood1 amen!

[superdude200ify]

wow so many memes in one video 

[fotakatos]

Hey, this is the censored version without the threesome action in the end!

[KNilssonful]

Its awesome!

[pepperonipizzafan01]

I swear. 2:11-2:21 is my favorite part.

[NotSoAverageJoe269]

sorry mario but your princess is in another hotel

[RyanKenny59]

5:00 Slut, and so the Mario 3 way happens once again

[greekperson0305]

Did Mario reference the Rolling Stones?

[TheRE4Merchant]

You know what they say... toasters toast toast. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TheDuncan48]

@TheRE4Merchant you forgot dicknick at 0:19

[Weegeeboard9000]

(evil laugh)- 0:15 Gay Luigi?- 0:20 Spaghetti- 0:22 Weegee- 0:23 It's from bowser- 0:25 Enclosed instruction book- 0:53 Ah ha, here's the problem- 1:40 all toasters toast toast- 1:44 No?- 2:15 where's the princess?- 3:49 they pinch back- 2:58 4:30- Where there's smoke, there's fire

[16ktsgamma]

en should be end.

[16ktsgamma]

At the en Peach breaks the 4th wall.

[ColonelHugmufin]

1:50 Why. Why toasters. Why not something more convenient like a circuit breaker or something?

[newyoikmabsta]

Princess Peach could've been drawn by a child.

[Turbotails08]

They broke the 4th wall like 5 times, I can't believe I never noticed that before

[TheNeonugget]

Mario's voice makes me think that if I look him in the eye he'll break both my knees with a wrench.

[ShoopdaoctapusXcat]

No kiss for us?

[superdude200ify]

@ShoopdaoctapusXcat

i know she didn't even blow i kiss. she just said thanks to you.

I feel used...

[superdude200ify]

@ShoopdaoctapusXcat

But at least were the best players ever

[TheTechTVFUL]

1:44

[tailsthefoxrules123]

Poor princess peach

[greenweegee64]

hey you, get offa my cloud!

[arandomguy9]

Logic at 1:26 makes Perfect sense... Cmon They are definately not screwing around with Logic!

xD

[Splunker51]

2:13 

[pepperonipizzafan01]

@0:45, Luigi and Mario broke the fourth wall.

[MrLisawsome]

@pepperonipizzafan01 WELL I BROKE THE 5TH WALL BEAT THAT!

[pepperonipizzafan01]

@MrLisawsome So... whats the fifth wall? Stage crew interaction? I know its a joke, but still, now I'm curious.

[MrLisawsome]

@pepperonipizzafan01 Im gussing it's more than just refferenceing the real world. Like punching you from the screen. Lol.

[superdekulink]

19 people are the worst players ever

[NinjaDanerz]

LOL. I must play this, simply for the comic value alone.

[kls2413]

GAY LUIGI!

[TheGrotesqueReality]

What’s with princes Peach?!

[TheGrotesqueReality]

2:50 LOL, says it all :) I don’t hate this odd version of Mario, it’s just different.

[wiidudemario]

NO

Lolz

[TheFwaggot]

Where is my kiss?

[hellowaver]

This game's story is so bad mario has to start giving HINTS to players!

[ultimatemariofan1231]

HEHAHAH

[sleepyschezo]

Best bowser laugh ever.

[superdekulink]

oh jesus LOL

WE'RE THE BEST PLAYERS EVER!!!! :D

[duranls1]

Youtube Poop brought me here lol

[tapion567]

worst mario game ever, no wonder nintendo is embarrased of this game plus the other 3 zelda cd-i games

[C4SSIU5]

YTP would be nothing without this game...

[drubeast]

Oh no! Too many toasters...man. I fuckin hate when that happens.

[CarlWarnberg]

1:06 Gay Luigi?

[CarlWarnberg]

Nice uh duh Princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?

[RATPT0I]

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?

[orangeblossom03]

Was the sound quality this horrible in the game?

[AnimalCreation]

@orangeblossom03 yes -.-

[pepperonipizzafan01]

@orangeblossom03 Actually no. This is the type of videos where you could insult the bad recording quality. Because the game sucks so bad, people seem to confuse bad sound from either the game or capture device as the game itself. Wait... what the heck does that mean? Great. I JUST CONFUSED MYSELF!

[orangeblossom03]

@pepperonipizzafan01 - I was just wondering because every video I've seen made from this game has horrible sound quality.

[pepperonipizzafan01]

@orangeblossom03 Actually, I found a video where the sound doesn't sound terrible. I'll look for it, and type another comment replying to yours.

[vimoss]

NO!

[slakker8000]

i feel violated

[Anthraxinternational]

Why the fuck are they talking to me!?

[MikeBoxMAD]

what the fuck

[FlyingGold]

it's almost poop by itself

[kildaver]

@FlyingGold What do you mean "almost"?

[ErickElizondo]

no

[MrEriklenn]

the stuff of youtube legends....

[NinjaKittehStealth]

Why does Luigi have brown hair and a black mustache?

[EpicIsBrady]

Damn, I don't have an enclosed instruction book.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

2:14

kgo

[MrDemian742]

gay luigi?

[spamwilson]

why was the princess in a tree?

[16ktsgamma]

Before Charles Martinet. Mario's voice sounded like this in games thank you, Hotel Mario for giving us this wonderful voice for Mario even though he is a silent protaganist.

[xXRuneStylaXx]

0:19 THE BIRTH OF YOUTUBE POOP

[PestramiShowALT]

At least this is one of those games where Luigi gets SOME credit.

[TpropVideoGameMusic]

0:54 DERP

[rezephos]

god this game is ass

[RustInPeace44]

"I hope she made lots of spaghetti!" implying all italians eat nothing but spaghetti. Also, who the fuck eats spaghetti at a picnic?

[Benad361]

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?

[Treythekid1]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Hillarious!

[hyperjayden]

 no all toasters toast bread

[MaverickHunterZero75]

Mario, you are a moron. Toasters toast BREAD!!!

[SmurfAndBuffalo]

3:26 Best Line in Scriptwriting History

[crsbordachar]

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!! XD

[Ripu2shreds]

I thought they were Italian

[Micksley97]

Did anyone notice that the toast flew up through the roof of the room

[beanie23141]

240p we meet again

[Pius619]

18 people aren't allowed to check out the enclosed instructions book.

[Qzarz]

Of course too many toasters I should have guessed.

[deraidos45]

All right. Philips CD-i intro bonus?

[Benad361]

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?

[applebonker141]

"Hey YOU! GET OFFA MY CLOUD!" LOL, a Rolling Stones reference, of all things. :P

[TerraGamerX]

I had to pause after that toast scene. I was able to let slide the fact that toasters were some sort of culprit, but wtf does toast have to do with anything about the situation?

[TheHonp]

You know what they say. All toasters toast toast!

[123456789tahj]

@TheHonp but they are wrong

all toaster toast BREAD

so does that mean

all toasters bread toast??

[TheHonp]

@123456789tahj You just blew my mind.

[1Thunderfire]

Why am I torturing myself with this?!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even Youtube doesn't want me to watch/comment as it keeps saying 'Error. Try again.'

[Leolady4]

Toasters toast toast?! I'm learning so much today! 0.0

[xxxanimepopxxx]

I'M DA BEST PLAYAH EVAH

[ZenLearning]

1:06 Wow, they couldn't use the actual Mario jump noise?

[Tolkiennerd]

and so youtube poop was born.

[TheEclipsed1234]

0:48 NOT THE FOURTH WALL, NOOOO D:

[Llarmas]

Ahh... the days when people had mustaches that didn't match their hair

[Ash243x]

ALL TOASTAHS TOAST TOAST

[IDeafpool]

Achievement Unlocked: Be the best player ever.

[aidwin85]

@IDeafpool Achievement Unlocked: Mario Talked xD

[xxxanimepopxxx]

@aidwin85 Mario talks all the time, even in recent games. It's Link from Legend of Zelda that does not talk. Mario speaks at the end of most of his games, he'll say thinks like "Thank you for playing my game".

[aidwin85]

@xxxanimepopxxx Oh well,i meant like he talks to other people as in a whole conversation in games, but i see what your sain

[xxxanimepopxxx]

@aidwin85 Oh, I see what you mean haha

[Starfox64nintendo]

How the fuck does toasting bread solve a power problem?

[TheZGamer1]

They took her behind the tree. Hmmmmmmm....

[EpicZantetsuken]

wait.... we're the best playah ever, but we don't get a kiss from our hoe? WTF?!

[timothyrulze]

0:22 = Best Part

[GearMarkerStats]

Too many toasters huh? WHO SAYS!!!!????

[amyrosefan926]

god, mario's fat

[AwfulFawfultheFalafe]

All toasters toast BREAD you moron.

[ninjaridley]

You know what they say all toasters toast toast; no they dont they toast spaghetti

[LOLDronedestroyer]

Wendy's hotel? I wanna free burger then lol

[Oscy]

You know what they say: Washing machines wash clothes!

[BigCheeseMC26280]

All toasters toast bread*

[Oochie47]

lol mario's mullet

[tintor2]

BEST

CUTSCENES

EVER

PERIOD

[xXXrayzerXXx]

it is hard to watch this with out laughing

[schmecbone]

spaghetti

[jonnyneo53]

You're missing the Ghost Cologne cutscene.

[CarlWarnberg]

You know what they say! All toasters toast toast! And just who the hell said that?

[dragoncatz666]

someone please tell my why anyone would think they could make any money off of this? 

[CarlWarnberg]

What the hell is up with Mario's voice. Holy crap

[olliepfc94]

i can't find the enclosed instruction book

[KnucklesTheEchidna37]

That is so HORRIBLE....

[MrMariofan33]

PRESS 3PICE OF SHIT

[TheDoritosfan1]

Luigi: Didya bringa light?

Mario: *turns head back* No..

[TheDoritosfan1]

@ 1:07 the koopa runs away but then reappears again @ 1:22 ...

looks like someone didn't remind the animators to check....lol

[segtendo1]

@TheDoritosfan1 "no" there different. look at the color.

[KirikomiMoon]

1:44 "You know what they say; all toasters toast TOAST..."

...Who the hell says that?

[ryubaks]

3:32 Mario's taking a leak. And since when did Wired claim any ownership of Hotel Mario?

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

''and my thanks to you too'' ....... Where the fuck is my kiss?!

[sonimatic]

and YOU gotta help us! LOL XD

[LordTalron]

you're the best player ever!



[suruxcv]

17 people disliked this pure Youtube Poop Gold? Its been one of those days.

[bilao13]

Spagheti!! No you! Toast toast toast! No! Get the hint!? It's been one of those days!! Spoky.... Over There!!

[afr0bandit]

mario sounds like the gangster from the simpsons

[EmperorZander]

much better than SUper Mario KArt.

[cloudsat7326]

Im the best gamer ever!!! :D

[MarcBrightside]

All toasters toast toast? I'm so confused...

[YoshiFan2010]

Who the hell is Wendy?

[caramelkoopa]

@YoshiFan2010 Wendy O. Koopa, Bowser's daughter.

[ZGuy0fSci]

"If you pinch Windy's pennies, they pinch back"?? uhh, I don't think anyone is looking to 'pinch' her "pennies" anytime soon yal, and why would ya??? >.,<

[jukka4president]

WHY THE FUCK DONT WE GET A KISS?!!?

[Khafleim]

@jukka4president I'll grow a moustache

[RoxyCockerSpaniel]

Weegee.

Mawio.

[RoxyCockerSpaniel]

Mhuahahahghargh.

Hugbdsjhgfrdncvkfv.

[froggywhirl]

a video game drawn by a three year old

[fastboy84]

I heard the NOOO! and the LOTSA SPAGHETTI but i did not hear the YES!!!!

btw nicce of the princess to invite us over for a picnic gay luigi....

[Darkshadow2012xx]

I love how at 3:37 he says HURRY! then pauses for 5 seconds! XD

[reddeadspartan]

al toaster toast toast (words of wisdom)

[LuigiKat11]

HEY YOU!! GET OF OF MY CLOUD! IT"S BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS

[AinsleysAntics]

Where there's smoke, there's fire. WRONG. It's where there's smoke, they pinch back.

[SuicidalChocolateSK]

NO?...

[Mispolm99]

bad quality sounds alot better =D

[SlicedAndDiced]

One can never have too many toasters!1 :p

[SilverSword522]

Can't toasters toast waffles and bagels too?

Toast isn't the only thing.

[Jontsen12]

2:14 My favourite part

[MovieguruThe]

3:17

What a reference

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

the enclosed instruction book

[torerik1234]

All toasters toast BREAD. Not toast.