The Greatest Mad Lib Ever: Tarzan.

[Muscle4LifeX]

"Cum gargling shorts made from the skin of a/an virgin slut". LMAO!! These mad libs are so random. But that is why i love them so much. Me and my sick humour :)

[mario199923]

Mouse Trap, love that game.

[Dubsteplova96]

Onision's trailer park lol.

[SyrupMabel]

Glorious.

[metalfreak4677]

Hahahahahaha! 

[ClaimingWoW]

Steve Job's iJustine autographed dildo.

That shit is fucking hilarious!

[MultiMusicfreak1234]

lolololololololololol

[nero314100]

wow, i should sue you for a waste of a minute of my life

[TheArchfiend]

@nero314100

Thank$ for watching thi$ video

[masonroe157900000]

@nero314100 The fact that you'd be willing to sue for such a mundane fucking thing proves that you deserve to die the slowest, most painful, most gruesome death imaginable.

[notemo212]

I took part in the creation of this, but got banned after the second blank, that's why it was lacking in quality.

[TheyCallMeFreakGamer]

@BehindTheMaskz Damn straight!!!! Bow chica bow wow. ... Lulz

[blazingsky3746]

lol Tarzan is a female, You,re awsome

[lostinthelist]

genius. pure brilliance.

[SlavicDemon]

Skye did a great job as Tarzan. Thumbs up if you agree, folks!

[2legit2quitification]

i always eat lesbian cheerleaders and swing from tree to onisions trailer park while wearing cum garling shorts made from the skin of a virgin slut!!!

[zitalee2]

this one is the best by far!

[cam3626]

"Beats his chest and says GTFO my property!" The best

[MangoOrinj]

this is perfect !

[EZ3Xicano]

its all about the fucktards!

[IamNotChristian]

Fuckin' shaycarl has a commercial. It's about the Kinect.

[mickeywirch69]

Ha! Fuck you Archfiend Eagles lost!!

[ThePHATPHUC]

eagles lost

[RyantheMiner]

Lol @ virgin sluts.

Howz dat possible

[PhillyGirl1]

I need a definition of a "money puppet"

[Senneeeuh]

@willtsichkestudios welcome aboard ;)

[Mistertbones]

What an awesome madlib!

[blazingsky3746]

lol

[saturn443]

I can seriously say that I am jealous that you get paid for this.

[risingstarc1]

i think i just jizzed

[UpYoursMuhammad]

Was this supposed to be funny?

[TheArchfiend]

@UpYoursMuhammad

According to my fans that are laughing their asses off over it, yes.

Thank$ for watching thi$ video. I get money whether you laughed or not.

[UpYoursMuhammad]

@TheArchfiend

Not as much as Shane Dawson

[TheArchfiend]

@UpYoursMuhammad

Yeah, and? I spend on 1/1000 the time he does on production. I'll gladly take making a few extra thousand bucks a year in just MINUTES of my spare time. Hell, this very video didn't even take two minutes to film.

You are really starting to sound jealous. Be careful, bro. that's a bad path in life to go down.

[risingstarc1]

@TheArchfiend i think you win :D

[KashiwaDaisuke]

@TheArchfiend You know you have fans that don't find this funny, such as myself, right? Your reactions to criticism are defensive (and quite understandably), but god damn, it doesn't help your image as far as maturity and srs businessism goes.

[TheArchfiend]

@KashiwaDaisuke

ur ghey

[sezuor]

@KashiwaDaisuke Faggot bitch

[KashiwaDaisuke]

@sezuor Congratulations, you're a moron.

[sezuor]

@KashiwaDaisuke No, you're a moron.

[MaGuss0909]

@KashiwaDaisuke Weaboo plz, go back and watch ur girly animation :B

[Senneeeuh]

Hey Arch, don't you ever get tired arguing with these idiot fanboys. I mean I really appreciate what you do here, but It's like mopping with the watertap open. Holy shit I know I'm getting tired of them, for example yesterday I took on a whole Shaytards army on one of his vids, but they just keep bringing up the same arguments: You're just jealous, you're a fag blahblahblah... I really think I'm gonna quit YT for a month or so, cause I'm fed up with these stupid whores.

[TheArchfiend]

@Senneeeuh

I never get tired making money off of idiots. No.

[Senneeeuh]

@TheArchfiend haha, ye at least you make money out of it :) anyways, keep doing what you do cause you rock at it.

[UpYoursMuhammad]

White men love arab men dick

[UpYoursMuhammad]

@TheArchfiend

I want to be gay with you whore.

[fatalitydead]

bro I think you might draw heat on yourself with that "Racist Black chimpanzee" part, I know you didn't mean anything, but you know.

[thejosh51720]

Fuck Mouse trap.

[TheNightcloudHATER]

phuck i missed it

[horderulzforever]

archfiend look at this video it came up as an AD! on my VIDEO! is youtube promoting this kind of thing now? /watch?v=pKu6EcLRYng

[horderulzforever]

eh

[ChickenzRKewl]

2) Press and hold the left arrow button on your keyboard,

3) When you're holding the left arrow press up arrow.

4) You will be able to play 'snake' on the video.

That's my random tip.

[9Iamthewalrus]

Farmer was better

[brittonbful]

lol thats the best one yet!

[gombie]

Racist Black Chimpanzee...

Awesome.

[CoDcomrade2]

You could use some Nepolean Dinamite Mad-lib pages..

[Astrodude55]

I need to remember to go to your show! I did, one time, but your show was so awesome that it made my melotonin rise and I was forcibly put to sleep because of it.

[92days]

Onision's ex wife? I wonder what she would think if she saw this video.

[hundredandfour]

Nowhere near as good as the farmer... though I am slightly biased.

[Bloganon]

Just my fucking luck. My laptop turns into a raging bitch so all I had was safe mode networking without sound.  Seems to be working excellent now. SMH

[no40]

that was awesome

[PvtPlatypus]

@TheArchfiend sorry I meant to put a question mark.

[snowturtle39]

Heh, that broadcast was awesome.  I was, however, not expecting that amount of burps. I should've prepared.

[TheArchfiend]

@snowturtle39

That was my microphone. It has some sort of weird feedback or something.

[RDNintendo]

I'm so happy I was there....

[TheSethcast]

by the way, howd you do without howard stern?



[TheSethcast]

i was there, love the black chimpanzee...that triforce was epic on your site

[mysteryskateteam]

This video is stupid, I am unsubscribing.

[TheSethcast]

@mysteryskateteam maybe u suck...

[TheArchfiend]

@mysteryskateteam

And ...?

[AdamTheAnarchrist]

@TheArchfiend And... what?

[Aqua1222]

@KashiwaDaisuke

u mad

[ZerrickiShadow]

I was there.

[ThatGuyWithAToaster]

All hail the Archfiend.

[koopa12345678910]

lolololol...ol

[WhenCornAttacks]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

I forgot about the show the other night.

[TheArchfiend]

@WhenCornAttacks

How could you :'(

[butterchicken4]

lol

[Lolzygag]

@KashiwaDaisuke That's 16 year old humor to you!

[pacman1755]

another masterpiece, arch

[TheArchfiend]

@pacman1755

Credit goes to you guys, not me. I just wrote your ideas down and read it back.

[TheLetsRead]

MOUSE TRAP.

[yankeeman234]

@KashiwaDaisuke It WAS act like a ten year old last night.

[KashiwaDaisuke]

@yankeeman234 That's the thing. I imagine this was hilarious on the spur of the moment, but when just recapitulating it, the effect isn't there. Also, people who participated are biased towards thinking it's comedy gold.

[tatertotter808]

Wtf dude! i went to the show but the live video never showed up! >:( i really wanted to hear what you had to say about Onision >:(

[TheArchfiend]

@tatertotter808

You have to click play on my BlogTV link on my homepage. I was on for like 5 hours last night.

[gentleuterus]

Dude, I laughed for five minutes straight. Definitely the best Mad Libs ever.

[ZUPERCURTIS]

God live show last night Archfiend. Enjoyed listening in,

[princeofpunk97]

yo i really wanted to see it but missed it

[TheCheekyPotato]

once again highlighting the childishness that is, the youtube community.

[sndleight]

A beautiful work of art Archfiend

[TheArchfiend]

@sndleight

I can't wait to put this on Ebay for another Archfiend Auction. Bidding will start at $5,000.

[sndleight]

@TheArchfiend I will definitely be the first bidder

[Jakeallen86]

NORTH KOREA. We spent sooo much time on that one... The can go fuck themselves.

[TheArchfiend]

@Jakeallen86

*They

[DrGnockerz]

Magnificent, that is all!

[chillywilly0000]

Kinda childish Arch don't you think?

[TheArchfiend]

@chillywilly0000

You guys picked the words, not me.

:)

[chillywilly0000]

@TheArchfiend I still love you Arch

[JackMcK123]

I always look forward to these :)

[KogashiwaKai]

North Korea has trees?

also laughed hard at "GTFO my property" as the warcry

[PvtPlatypus]

Onision and Skye got divorced

[TheArchfiend]

@PvtPlatypus

Did you even hear the last line of this Mad Lib?

[newfish09]

@TheArchfiend @PvtPlatypus arch i think they meant "they got a divorce *gasp* " I think it was a shocking comment or they were shocked by the news.

[UpYoursMuhammad]

@TheArchfiend

Was this supposed to be funny sexy. Bitch, I will mash your potatoes. Bend over.

[DrDumb002]

Are you going to talk about what happened with Onision? I missed the live show. : (

[MrNerdyWalkthroughs]

The Farmer was still better

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

North Korea's gonna get you, Archfiend!

They,ve got, like, crazy laws and shit!

[KashiwaDaisuke]

@chickachickabowwow1 Ouch.

[JADAMSMASH]

Youre face iz a Mad Lib. (S)) fro (S)) Bitches.

[jpfvorhees]

Virgin slut hey?? she is a hybrid.

[residentevilkid01]

@jpfvorhees No, a virgin slut is a slut that's just too ugly.

[BlackCatWrath]

Epic Win.

[667766667]

Tarzan dresses in cum gargling shorts from the skin of a virgin slut, LMAO make mooooooooorrrrrrrrre Archfiend.

[MoRgUe27]

virgin slut lolololol

[TheSecrecyOfSolitude]

I dont like onison either. he sucks.

[N4m4ste]

GTFO my property & virgin slut..

Epic. Just phucking epic.

btw, are you still SPDMing people? I guess I missed it last night.

[thagrammarnazi]

i'm guessing you don't like onision lol

[Senneeeuh]

It was again a blast last night.

[TheArchfiend]

@Senneeeuh

Indeed it was and shame on all who missed it.

[seattle0sound]

This is everything that is good about the internet. =')

[ShyGuyXXL]

Another single greatest?

[Christbasher]

Beautiful.

[MrSaturnsPet]

What's with the trap at the end?

[takanuva1997]

@MrSaturnsPet ITS A TRA-oh wait it never works

[frostedheart63]

@CuteArceus Mad Libs are phrasal template word games where one player prompts another for a list of words to substitute for blanks in a story; these word substitutions have a humorous effect when the resulting story is then read aloud. (searching the internet for information = answers) :P

[superjoe96]

Just wokeup the family crying w/ laughter

[M1105X]

LMAO @ the random "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

[hoaxmind53081]

Where can I find these "virgin sluts"?

[TheArchfiend]

@hoaxmind53081

North Korean jungles.

[CantStopDonut]

Phucking. Beautiful.

[BeRad117]

I can fap to this.

[williamtalks2u]

that was so fun!

[xCroB93x]

damn that was good. cum gargling shorts made from the skin of a virgin slut lmfao

[GmasterRED]

Dammit I'm going to make it to the next one.

[C17Citadel]

isn't virgin slut an oxymoron?

[GmasterRED]

@C17Citadel

Blow

[TheArchfiend]

@C17Citadel

Exactly.

[ThePHATPHUC]

i almost cried too funny

[CaptainSheasss]

*sigh* I missed it...NOT AS GOOD AS TEH FARMER!!! I was at the MIAMI HEAT GAME!! sorry, Archie.

[foodonface]

@CaptainSheasss what was the farmer like?

[CaptainSheasss]

@foodonface It was phucking amazing is all. Arch's got a video up on this channel.

[SamPlasticGamer]

"Whenever he gets angry, he beats on his chest and says, 'Get the fuck off my property!' That was his war cry." :D

[dannythesage]

They should make this into a movie!

[GoKurtGo21]

im watching you right now. look out your window

[dont6sue4me0]

i jizzed in my pants

[IAmTheSeanMan]

wow, tarzan has more of a life than I do

[ReptileGamer]

Did I miss the onision bit :(

If so did someone record it!?

[Xplayer007]

This is the best video ever made.

[TechTechPhenom]

Onision's trailer park - bing bada boom.

Skye's greed excels the sky's barrier.

[R00TZSP]

Wow, i mean really just wow.

This really made me take a good look at myself, truly eye opening.

My daily mantra will now consist of:

Fapping

Watching this video

Eating

Fapping

Sleeping

Thank YOU, Archfiend. You truly are an iconic gem of a man - ALAS DEAD BIRDS REIGN FROM THE SKIES!!!!

[PioneersProductions]

I was at your blogtv but didnt know you were looking only at your website chat box. Great mad lib by the way lol

[shadowwolffallout]

God I love mad lips used to fuck with those in middle school and get in trouble teacher have no sense in humor lol

[CrossFlavorr]

Marvelous

[FlyingRapterJesus]

Nothing will ever beat the farmer. That's just a fact.

[ThatGamerNinjaGuy]

Ahhh good times, good times.

[Maztuhmind]

beautiful.

[DaveTheUseless]

What a night!

[sezuor]

TheArchfiend is sexy

[DaShortyJ]

haha mousetrap

[HPGolfer101]

lol, sorry i missed it! i was riding my trusty steed!, no, really, i'm an equestrian in my spare time when i'm otherwise not being completely amazing!

[LindseyDarko]

This is gonna be the story I listen to before I go to bed tonight.

[RunRun182]

I enjoyed being part of this =)

[iCydiaX]

lol

[melikeit23]

How was it. I was studying with my friends for finals so I had to miss it.

[xCroB93x]

@melikeit23 lol studying ;P

[biospark37]

Should have gone with the aborted black fetus.

[GoKurtGo21]

@biospark37 i know right?!

[Rickman112]

*sif* its beautiful.

[wisher901]

Epic MadLip Ever!!!

[GoKurtGo21]

hEY ITS HARDWOOD!! that was so fun

[justwow13]

second!!

and yes i was there!!!

cool vid :D

[itzMehPreet]

Best ever...

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