Electronic Picture Diaries - First Dates For Dummies

[TheCharliexox]

Dear Alice,

You should be a little naughty, but still wear that halo on your head. Try to be as gorgeous as you can and tease a little, but let his imagination do the work, you don't want to look like a flousy! just play it cool Alice and i'm sure he'll warm up to you just fine!

Yours sincerly,

Charlotte

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[gruntnick]

Dear Alice,

Trying to be naughty? Whore it up a little. Paint makeup on so thick that it looks like a soup kitchen. Next, take the bobby pins out of your hair and pinch Timmy's nipples with them. (He just might get a clue by now.) Then, slowly take off your stockings and hang them from the rearview mirror. You'll sure get lucky by now Alice. Post any kodachromes on the electronic friendship generator!

Now the world can be a better place. Remember: Nice and EASY Alice!

Sincerly,

Mr. Haskal

[jazzbebeya]

He likes weenie roasts because of the time he spent in the POKIE Alice- get a GRIP gf!

Back seat bingo! ... ? Alice- hit the brakes, check out of the back seat, check into Timmy's Background instead AND hire A Private DICK to get the Job Done for you - A Private EYE Alice-WHAT did you THINK I meant by that last remark??? Next Picture Diary-"Alice does a background check on Timmy" WHY? well I'm no Bookie- but look @ his TRACK record!

[MTwords]

this is awesome

[Lark919]

Dear Alice,

Play flirtatiously hard-to-get. Portray a seductive undertone while still holding up your morales. The flirting will keep Timmy interested while taking it slow will make him want you even more. Good luck!