My Penis Story (Dad approved)

[alistaro]

Anyone know what the music is?

[Mosixman]

What does this have to do with penis?

[ThePurplemonkeyfist]

weirdest time was when he was talking about his new girlfriend ( this guy weeeeeirddd) when he kissed her he liked to put his tounge in her gap in her teeth...... :$

[PrettyCrappyUsername]

The weirdest story I had with my dad was being introduced to him and meeting him for the first time at 13. (awkward)

[GummieRazor]

not trying to sound perverted or anything but, what does it have to do with a penis besides the fact you said i dont have one?

[TROGDOR455]

i like u better without makeup

[3TNT3]

Uhhhhh, did I miss something??? What did this video have to do with a penis, in any way, shape, or form??? Was the title just some desperate attempt to falsely lead people to click on the link, in order to inflate the number of views??? Sure seems like it. Pretty sad....

[IMaDEM0N]

your dad sounds like a real fucking winner...I drank a Glass of Jack Daniels when I was 5 years-old because I thought it was Iced Tea...I didn't realize what it was until after I slowed down & had swallowed it....I thought it was fucking on fire as it went down....

[Ilfordo254]

Where is the part about the penis in the vagina one you talked about the vagina

[ResidentEddy]

letsee.... my dad took me to a bathroom stall and we heard a guy pushing and pushing. By the time we were leaving, the guy set off explosive diarrhea. I giggled then laughed my ass off outside

[eternallimi7]

all vegetarians swallow! They need the protien!

[SuperSealSniper]

where was that part where you sucked your Dads penis?

[AxeltheSiexth]

@SuperSealSniper XD what!? that was so random

[Hawk10293]

"yes i ate meat back then"  you probably eat some BIG MEAT now :P

[pendragonU]

You look and behave like FLO

[TheSpongesam]

Helpo Mega Size oil is a very popular oil for penis enlargement.It worked for me.

Hope it helps...helpopenisenlargement.­..commm honestly it works

[TheDukeofDan]

There was nothing penis about this story at all :(

[starcraftisausome]

dude shes ugly

[thejaytee29]

and what? has this to do about penis'.. con artist

[ReallyGayUsername]

I DEMAND A STORY ABOUT PENIS'S! D:<

[gomenewbs]

ohh poor babeyyy 

[123jacobo]

Yes! There's a penis in her face!

And in her anus but we don't see it :(

[wilkll]

no penis!

[suchadambidiot]

that story didnt have anything to do with penis!

though maybe thats good thing since it involves your dad...

there just something about story's about penises, and dads that shouldn't mix....

[4g63fourlife]

this dosent have anything to do with a penis....

[4andbelow]

Haha that's funny show me your tits!

[AnalLover22]

You would make a great teacher

[tayla289]

weirdest experience with my dad was walking in on him with ur mum.... oh shit she didn't tell you :S

[rooftopeagle]

Suck it up girl, 2nd degree burns are nothing, my dad and I broke our legs on a regular basis together riding motocross...

Seriously, the worst you got is a burn? but that would make sense, what fun can you actually have in NYC?  Maybe get mugged?

[BrittanyER86]

Not Dad's fault that you were a dumb 5 year old and burnt yourself. Don't blame that on him.

[badkiller2]

Damn it, everytime I watch one of Jill's vids I tell myself to LISTEN to what she says, but end up starring at her tits for the whole duration of it XP!.

[ejungleska]

your Father only hurts you because he loves you

[xjohn2010]

I really liked your videos. Cracks me up so much. You are such a funny girl. :)

[globaloiltrader]

Nice!!! You are smoking hot!

[DarkNiteS11]

My weirdest dad story is when my dad shot me in the leg with a Kentucky rifle. Not on purpose, of course. It was an extremely rare double ricochet. Lesson learned: Do not shoot high powered rifles in a small valley with nothing but rocks surrounding you. Thanks pops. You have taught me so many useful life lessons.

[OkNowImWatching]

It's your own damn fault for getting hurt.

[excalipoor]

$1 for a hotdog when you were 5? that's expensive.

[cummrad]

i think you had a boner. didn't you ?

[israbose89]

te ves preciosa!!!!! saludos desde México

[dj20k]

That will teach you to be independent at 5 years old...

[Bellyflops2]

I remember I saw my dads penis once when we were taking a shower. It looked gigantic like a babys arm.

[lobomeanswolf]

whats the cost of a hot dog now? $5

[Metatronicus]

perf!

[eclipsestorm1975]

ok who else was waiting for her to say she accidently saw her dads penis?

[bigblockmustang]

Hey Jill.. Tell Pop's hey for me!

((Hugs))

Les

[mapleloaf67]

nice penis...story lol uh you don't wanna hear my dad stories lol

[willmanjaramillo]

ur a cute clutz though

[hsdscsds]

Happy Father's Day to Jill's father. Samuel B, thanks for helping to create Jill!!!

The weirdest story about my dad? He told me that he was "kicked out of Cuba" during a vacation in the 1950's but he won't tell me why. ;)

[kinglonewolf104]

I can't believe you put your arm on the grill, Jill!

Erm... no injuries/incidents when I've been out with my dad, but there's been a few when he wasn't around (such as when I broke one of my front teeth).

.

&eB

[stude1953]

I know it's all a play on words to get people to watch your video. And the end result is a very nice story. You are a very lucky person Jill.

[MichaelSaintRay]

(.Y.)

[JEFFYjackass]

wish i had a story my dad past away before i was born =( so i do happy GRANDfathers day with my grandpa

[johndoners]

am i deaf or theres no penis in this penis story? on the other hand..maybe iam really glad about that....thank god your dad was no astronaut..wed experience you broadcasting from the moon then..lol...hope ure doing great too..

[JEFFYjackass]

@johndoners in other words....hotdog story

[xanyleon]

Wow. Love the top.

[sigoog]

um.. it isn't/wasn't fathersday yesterday

[Speculationist]

I'll give you a penis if you'd like one :)

[pump3344]

i live u bobbies

[ivor1977]

i'll never forget when me and my dad were visiting Brazil and we went for boat trip down the Amazon. We got a bit lost in a side stream thingy (cant remember what its called), ANYHOO cut a long story short... he fell in and got eaten by pirhanas. miss you dad x

[mcgrathswrath94]

lmao I'm tryna make my impersonation vid but my voice is all messed up :( still getting over pneumonia

[ranger7theseries]

OH... WHERE TO BEGIN! LOL!

[lordcoyote2000]

This was a great story. I don't have a weird story but my dad likes to use the word thing for just about everything. "Hey get me the thing that turns counterclockwise or "What thing was in the news recently that flew over the English Channel?"

[sharkxelectronics]

I never had a father figure at home.

[rayofminneapolis]

You don't have a scar! I can't see it, even in 720p!

Are you trying to say your dad is a penis?

[kbarbaretta]

You eat fish don't you?

[doctorw2]

i love this lady she is beautifull and funny.

[SirVyre]

Well, when we're about a mile or so from the bottom, a guy rides up on an ATV, and he says to us, "Found your troop. They were on the old path. Already at the top now. Why'd you turn back? It was only a mile more up." Then he rode away carrying a kid who had decided to hike back with us. We hiked back down, got in my Dad's truck and drove to the top on the car path. It was dark up there, so we just unfurled our sleeping bags in the truck and slept in the bed. No dinner that night for us either!

[SirVyre]

My Father and I were hiking with my Boy Scout Troop that I used to be in. The hike was up Grassy Mountain in GA, and it was supposed to be a 10 mile hike. Well, there was tornado damage all over the mountain and we spent hours and hours crawling through downed trees. Finally we get to a debunk path and there's a road up and a road down. It's not the main road though, and we're unsure if it's even the same mountain by this point. So me and My Dad hiked all the way to bottom to get help.

[frankwhite432]

i walked in the room and saw my dad slamming his dick in my mom wen i was 11! scarred me for life :(

[bjf2008]

@frankwhite432 you should have smacked him on the ass and said good job dad pound that shit,,,make sure the keebler elf isnt hiding in her fudgehole!!!!!!!!!!

[frankwhite432]

@bjf2008 wtf?? i cud never look him in the eye again if i did that

[xSamanthaNicole]

eeeks! I think it was my 6th birthday party when i too put my arm on a grill (well.. kind of fell onto it) also went for a hospital trip, not sure what degree it was.. but I had to have gauze and I remember the nurse looked like Carmen, from where in the world is carmen san diego lol

[iRewel]

My penis story involves your videos and an erection.

[bjf2008]

@iRewel you forgot the VIAGRA that you had to take ... just sayin'

[iRewel]

@bjf2008 - She does the same thing that Viagra would... but then again, I'm straight.

[bjf2008]

@iRewel its THE VIAGRA effect its in her eyes i think

[spuddy83]

@iRewel Shes not your type faggot, you love big hairy mexicans with fat hairy asses.

[iRewel]

@spuddy83 - How cute, you're obsessed with me and following me around now, instead of keeping your stupidity contained to the other page. Here's the part where you pretend I'm not making you cry and you really just have nothing better to do than follow me. What a retard.

[3chrds]

@iRewel

yes, breast succulence, penis in

[timmy2tails]

ya babby kewlls laid missy gimmy sex i in luv better let u know NY' jersey girl ya wow nice eyes ya bb' HAPPY FATHERS DAY WO W GIMMY HAHAH YA 5 I WAS 13

[KrazyRawb]

Lol wow. That's some bad luck!

[vclamp]

A totem pole is like a penis with wings! Weee. :p So you inherited the klutz gene eh.

Right after 1st grade we went on a trip to South Dakota's Black Hills. My parents were discussing the tight time schedule before we went to tour the Cave of the Winds. After about 90 minutes of hiking through all those underground twists, turns & hills, I saw my dad looking anxiously at his watch.

[vclamp]

I told him that the tour was almost done because we only needed to go up the hill, turn left, and turn left again to be back at the entrance where we came in. He said to me dismissively, yea sure son. Of course then the group went up the hill, turned left, and turned left again and were back at the entrance where we came in. My dad upon realizing this just turned and looked like how the hell did you do that!

I do not intend to ever get a GPS. ;-)

[gobigorange99]

Great story!

[ijustdontcare121]

LOL! You make funny videos.

[IrishGodThe4th]

my penis story happened in prison

[mcgaugh57]

@IrishGodThe4th LUCKY BASTARD

[tchanabc]

lol, my dad's the same, only he's the clumsy one ;P

[TheBeatboxHitmanTwo]

lol dad approved

[BradLakeShow]

Umm I remember going camping with my dad one time but we got there late and it was dark so we couldn't put the tent up so we went to a rest stop and slept in the car then later we woke up and went to a restaurant and eat then in the morning we went and got are tent and went home

[MasterGt8]

well i walked into the room and my dad was fuckign a guy nd i sayd wtf???? nd then he locked the door threw me on the bed and made me suck his cock.. :(

[ifwere1021]

@MasterGt8

I hate when that happens.

[iCrazybitchtv]

haha gotta love dads!

[xgobobeanx]

@iCrazybitchtv haha yeah.. I can see you doing a crazy video about this ;)

[monkeyluver70186]

hahahaa <3 the viddd

[JnAStudios]

Hot dog story: ouch!

Totem pole story: OMG I have a scar just like that! Caught a fence pole with my forehead when I was about 5

Ash on arm story: ouch!

I hope your dad has a great fathers' day!

[Zerrith]

That's not a penis story at all. That's a phallic objects story.

[rok1er2003]

your so beautiful!!

[kosovakillaz]

Penis + Jill = Epic porn

[IMZEECATMAN]

1st

[FLO4W]

First