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  • 4:58. Give. Me. Diesem. Link. Now. :O

  • reddit is better than tumbler.

  • 2:15 lmao

    

  • Ask Kassem? Really? I always thought it was Ass Kassem, made more sense.

  • (insert any stupid big nose/small penis joke here) hahah so funny! now can we all get over it!!???

  • The best title of all time

  • The song at 4:50 is Believe me by Fortminor, Thumbs up so others can see.

    Quick link: /watch?v=p1bsRkGdFeA

  • 4:11 isnt that the guy from Cali on Comic con? the one with the drunk big boobed lady?

  • did street music 5 come out already?

  • I rated this video five stars.

  • women are more "listenable" when they have big boobs

  • Blew coke out of my nose on three occasions while watching this. Fuck you Kassem!

  • Kung Pow and Dumb and Dumber! I don't believe it :D Got some history with those films. VERY good.

  • My eyes cant stop smiling.

  • @dsd625 that isn't funny

  • 3:53 rofl

  • You cant make fun of toby, hes too innocent for that. xP

  • Kassem is about as funny as ball cancer

  • @dsd625 and you would know about that

  • @dsd625 So pretty hilarious, then?

  • 4:50 - Isn't that music from a Fort Minor song..?

  • Thumbs up if you paused at 4:58 ;D

  • bo burnham rant at 4:50

  • y was jon na's dick a pencil?

  • Every one knows your straight

  • KassemG is like a syringe, he shits out his mouth

  • Bo burn ham rants was playing

  • You have a tumblr and all that shit but you have no gaia ;-;

  • this show is hilarious

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  • How can it be that netflix is not available in jordan and kassemg was born in jordan :'(((((

  • kassem is GAY!! jk i luv him

  • nerf gun, spray painted. im so nerdy, good god.

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  • 3:59 iJustine is taking a poop haha

  • @SpecialPoeschl14 And of course by iJustine you mean Sarah Chalke from Scrubs, right?

  • I love this show. I never laugh so much except during this show.

  • @5eansan33b that's rude

  • If you didn't get a boner at 4:58 means you are gay.

  • 2:15 - 2:21 WTF? hahah

  • You didn't have to do that to Toby, that really saddened me :(

    He's my idol.

  • what is the name of the song when kassem and jon danced? 4:50

  • Kassem Is Like A Brick...

    ...Rock Hard, Dirty, And Always Gets Laid By Mexicans!

  • I laughed so hard when optimus prime made an appearance....

  • 3:04 its toby turner!!

  • 2:15 i never laughed so hard in the history of askassem

  • Fous le camp

  • Je suis un trou du cul baise

  • @js00981213 learn that

  • your jhon fuking awesome ---  Sent From kassemgtwo's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Will everybody please shut up about his videos being shit we already know he even jokes about it no one gives a fuck! Your welcome.

  • KassemG is just like his videos, meaningless and nobody likes it

  • worst green screen ever

  • @matt98787 its meant to be a joke mang

  • You can Live in KassemG's Nose, Its probly really warm.... :3

  • TOBUSCUS OWNAGE!!!!

  • KassemG --- Sent From kassemgtwo's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • God he is so fucking funny.

  • THANK YOU FRENCH CLASS YOU WERE HELPFULL AFTER ALL!!!!

  • Kassemg is the sexiest mother f***er alive. LIKE? let's make him feel good for once. you know its true.

  • My computer froze at 3:52........

  • The only positive thing about KassemG is HIV!

  • Kassem's anus is like an oister, it gets slurped out of and then a black guy puts his dick in it.

  • @WarmChocolateDeath thats fucking stupid

  • @BalencdBlue You're stupid.

  • Flowers start to cry when Kassem starts sniffing.

  • Bring back California On, I loved it!

  • damn kassem a JFK joke....

  • KassemG's Nose Is So Long It Turned A Year Older Before He Did . :)

  • From this day forward, you shall all refer to Kassem as...... Betty .... Nyeh, heh hehhh..

  • Wow, a JFK joke. That's low.

  • 2.17 made me laugh so hard. I don't even know why :)

  • kassemG's penis does toothpick modeling on the side

  • I don't think the length of his AskKassem videos now justifies what he has in his pants.

  • "aren from facebook ASKS, i was pooping when i wrote this" 3:55 this really is a shit show, gj kassem

  • peter rallis. <3

  • KassemG shits through his nose.

  • Kung Pow ftw! weeoowee!!!

  • This a freaking riot!!!!! LOVE IT! I'm totally a committed fan now.

  • good work with the garageband audio loop

  • movie buzz-best intro moves ever <3

  • you know that jurrassic park vid d-flesh actually thinks that 

  • The only time kassems pants get hot is when he farts in them.

  • Kassem likes to cover himself in vaselive and pretend hes a slug

  • Kassem sneaks into his neighbours garden and pretends hes a carrot

  • Why do people make gay jokes about Kassem G? I love Kassem!!

  • Kassem G is so gay he makes bananas look straight

  • who was a creep like me and clicked on the link just because it said "Miya in a bikini."

  • holy shit kassem... how bout miya does her show on your show... or like... instead of your show

  • Are you shay carls long lost son?...asstard?

  • what keeps this shitty show running?

  • I swear i didn't touch them... a lot. Hhahaah i love his face when he said that

  • If John na were 2 differente person John Fucking Na would have a totally different meaning

  • Who is the girl that he displays @ 4:25 ?

  • I pissed myself at the video response xD

  • song name @ 4:50?

  • Clive owen, nique mon derriere

  • at 1:25 the word she said for guy "Garcon" in french is actual the term for little boy not man lmao

  • I like the Jon Na's "Sand People" reference from Star Wars at 5:24

  • Kassem est un individu très homosexuels....you might wanna use google translate for this...

  • has any one ever told you you look like the rock from the 90's when you wear shades

  • 3:04 Toby Turner!!!! <3 This video is now worth watching

  • Kassem G is so gay he makes bananas look straight

  • Clive Owen fuck my butt in french : Clive Owen baise mon cul, or Clive Owen m'encule.

  • kung pow is legendary

  • dear god that JFK thing was possibly the best thing ever

  • DON'T HATE ON TOBY TURNER!!!!

  • KassemG veut que Clive Owen le foure dans le cul

  • Fix the sound!

    the sound has been terribly distorted on the last episodes

  • Where do she learn french?

  • @zoodriie She's French Canadian.

  • Song at 5:20? The fast paced one while he says "people gotta know. People gotta know why he was killed"?

  • Anybody else notice this skips 7:00 and goes right to 7:01?

  • kassemG loves playing leap frogs with unicorns!

  • kassem is gay

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  • JON FUCKING NA!!

  • Kassem G could be Adam Corolla's gay son!

  • KassemG's nose is bigger than his dick.

  • @Rainstain4 What dick?

  • Where the fuck is my episode bitch?

  • new episode fag?

  • KassemG doesnt suck his own dick but only because his nose gets in the way

  • WHERE is cali on ??? you ball playing ass licker ???

  • kassem looks like sum1 out of that 70's show

  • NO ASS KASSEM ?? fuck u gay lizard.

  • whats the song from 4:50 to 4:55? thanks in advance!

  • why is jessica nigri not on gaybow

  • KassemG's a cum guzzling gutter slut

  • Kasssems face could be a good toilet

  • Kassem couldn't blow gays because they told him they don't do girls.

  • Kassem will do you ass

  • Kassem really is "ass 'em' because he will do you know to your ass like a heat seeking missile.

  • Weres KassenAsk #53 BISH??!?

  • Kassemg spelled backwards is "give me sack"

  • Ask Miya #1 - I'm better then Kassem

  • Kassem invented Groucho glasses.

  • D FLESH IS AWESOME

  • tree's use kassem's nose for shade

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  • it would be soooo awsome if misshannaminx was on the show

  • What is the song that Kassem and Jon Na do ballet to?

  • Miya is sexy.

  • make a fucking video already you useless fuck!!!!......

    chose me you useless fuck

    go kill yourself you useless fuck!!!!

  • I guess an apple a day doesn't really keep the doctor away...

    RIP Steve Jobs!

  • What is the song at 4:50?

  • Kassem is like a vacuum cleaner. when he is not sucking or blowing, he stays in the closet.

  • Kassemg's virginity is like his own nose, its extremely noticeable and it will never go away

  • HEY! Kassem would you rather lick Justin Bieber's vagina or Lady Gaga's dick?

    guys did you see Kassem's face in this vid?...yeah me nether

    

  • theres a party in kassems mouth and everyones cumming

  • Kassem is why abortion is still legal

  • Kassem G is ummmmmmm....... weird I guess

  • Kassem g is a fukin retarded hotwheels car collecter

  • just to let you know kassem. my d1ck is hard again.....

  • WHERE'S THE NEW ASKASSEM?!

  • go back to california on you stupid cunt my weiner is tiny

  • @drupp82 He lives in California, you stupid cunt. Do you think he goes to California for Youtube? Dumb bitch. "OH MY GOD! I'M LOW ON VIDEOS!! LET'S GO TO CALIFORNIA!!"

    Stupid fucking dumb whore.

  • @sharma19143 He obviously meant the California On video series..

  • @CoolestGinger Yes, I know that, you dumbass.

  • @sharma19143 So in some attempt to make a joke you just cussed out some guy? I don't understand the point.

  • @sharma19143 He is talking about "California On". -.-

  • @NorwegianLegendPS3 I know that, retard.

  • @sharma19143 Obviously you didn't, retarded moron.

  • @NorwegianLegendPS3 I did know that, you fucking stupid horse cunt.