4) Rangers SPECIAL bus ride around manhattan is more gay then justin bieber 3) Drury is captain glass 2) Lundqvist is Swedish for choke in the playoffs 1) The Rangers just plain suck ass.
Top 10 10) Retired jerseys should have at least 1 cup to their credit, take 7 and 1 and throw them in the garbage where they belong 9) squiggybasher has 54 thumbs up, the same amount of years it takes for the rangers to rebuild. 8) Mark Messier ISN'T gay! He has those stretch marks around his mouth from eating very large err ahh hot dogs. 7) Potvins CUPS. 6) Sean Avery is Haley's BITCH 5) Game 4 Rangers lose in 2OT when Chimera scores and Gaborik assists on the goal.
Hey, New York, why don't you spend some more money on players and then send them down to the minors. You're already paying Redden 6 Million a year to play in the AHL. New Yorkers think you can buy everything with money, even sports titles. Nuh Uh! New York is gay town full of Wall Street Cronies, Jersey Shore Losers, Guidos, Gombas and New York Yankee homo's who spend 200 Million on a team that couldn't win a world series. Oh yeah and let's not forget the New York Lamegers.
@nyrmcfc6814 You sound like a "bleacher creature". Don't be a hard on. What am I about ?
BoSox Nation, New England Patriots, Bruins and Celtics baby. How are the Knicks doing this year, not too good ? Lebron gave you New York queers the shaft, hahahaha losers, guess you can't buy greatness after all New York Homo's.
@shivakrishnarama you have the balls to say to me don't be a hard on you provincial fuck? Look at your original comment ya fag and then see whose the hard on here, your so god damn mad at the world im probably the only one out of the two of us who can get a hard on. BoSox nation? What? That shit crumbled after all the bandwagoners realized that there was no reverse curse on the yanks. Knicks are doin pretty good with amare, and as far as the bruins go...You silly cunt boston teabagger fuck off.
@nyrmcfc6814 You're funny, I feel bad for you so I'll fess up. I'm actually Canadian, I don't really hate New York (the state or the city). I travelled through it on a bicycle trip on my way to Miami. There's nice people and jerk-offs everywhere. I can't help it, it's funny and crazy seeing how piping hot sports fans from New York and Boston get about their teams and their rivalry. Don't get so riled up on internet hate. Peace !
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John Tavares TOP10: 1) Why do DelZotto & Gilroy get all the babes 2) Where the hell is Uniondale!? 3) When you said New York,I thought you meant the Rangers! 4) I heard Kansas City is a great place to live! 5) You think Avery would let me hang out with him? 6) My Wang's bigger than your Wang 7) Who the hell is Rick DiPietro? 8)Why does Okposo look like the retard in the DaVinci Code 9) Deb Kaufman caught me rubbing one out 10) I wish I played another year of junior instead of signing here.
Frolov is decent and if he can shake his rep and perform then itll be a good signing for you otherwise you guys will be in the same position as last year.
At least with the Islanders were not depending on veterans...we've got kids who will naturally improve.
@nymets6986e Notice how you use opinions. I use facts. The Islanders have only broken 80 points once in the last five years. The Rangers have done it each of the last five years, including a 100 point year in that span. I also noticed you forgot to bring up goaltending, interesting decision.
@NYSuperBowlChamps07 What do you want me to say? As things stand currently you have the better net minder. If by some miracle DP comes back healthy this year then the tandem of DP and Roli IMO will be better.
Ok..fact for you last season the Islanders and Rangers scored the same amount of goals.
If you guys are so good then why couldn't you score more goals then the "shitty" isles as you put it?
Face it..with Sather at the helm you guys will always be mediocre. Isles are on the rise
Marty Brodeur's TOP 10: 1) Banging his wife's brother's wife while eating fudge 2)Fondling Zach Parise in the Shower 3)Asking Steven's & Dano' to lend him money to pay his alimony 4)Trying to hide the fact he's really Manon Rheaume 5)Asking Patrick Roy if he could "touch his stick" one more time 6)Begging Sean Avery to help get him laid &) Kissing Lou's bald head before a game 7) baking Quiche' 8) duckin' the Montreal press 9) keeping gay porn away from Chico 10) facing only 10 shot's a night.
Okay, I knew the Staal brothers were crazy, but never like this. I say that because they're from my neck of the woods, Thunder Bay, Ontario. The arena they used to play at is just down the road from where I am.
Drury : Bought out
Gaborik: Playing on the 3rd line
Redden: Somewhere in Hartford
Avery:Doesnt know when to shut up
Breashear:Recycled himself into a UFC fighter
Higgins:......possible carreer turn around in Vancouver
alxzanki 8 months ago
Half these guys are no longer playing for the Rangers.
BackEddy29 8 months ago
Poor Cally destroyed his line
deriik2020 8 months ago
I think the only reason why I laughed was because they were so awkwards as they said it xD
xoxMusicalHorsexox 8 months ago
Was I supposed to laugh? Letterman isn't funny....Coco all the way!
soupnazi45 8 months ago
"Marian GHAAB-orik!"
BreegFIN 8 months ago
va se ferra bode velho dinhero publicidade you tube pode ser passado pela policia federal
ailton3116 8 months ago
Letterman sucks
Moloch95 9 months ago
Drury <3 :DDD
xxX5Blueroses5Xxx 9 months ago
RANGERS!
horserider336 9 months ago
who wrote these? terrible... not even funny
PSUPensFan 10 months ago
lettermans voice cracks at 0:57
97drummerdude 10 months ago
cool
KiiNG650 10 months ago
4) Rangers SPECIAL bus ride around manhattan is more gay then justin bieber 3) Drury is captain glass 2) Lundqvist is Swedish for choke in the playoffs 1) The Rangers just plain suck ass.
mrceebees14 10 months ago
Top 10 10) Retired jerseys should have at least 1 cup to their credit, take 7 and 1 and throw them in the garbage where they belong 9) squiggybasher has 54 thumbs up, the same amount of years it takes for the rangers to rebuild. 8) Mark Messier ISN'T gay! He has those stretch marks around his mouth from eating very large err ahh hot dogs. 7) Potvins CUPS. 6) Sean Avery is Haley's BITCH 5) Game 4 Rangers lose in 2OT when Chimera scores and Gaborik assists on the goal.
mrceebees14 10 months ago
What this team needs is a skating *Goal Scorer*
DrewMongo 10 months ago
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1:54 ILLITERATE
3GBlog 10 months ago
what a bunch of worthless sacs of crap..go devils
TheDevilsNJ 10 months ago
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! AHHHH
PyRoMaNiA15 11 months ago
these adds are giving me a angerisms
okandthenwhat2 1 year ago
My Top Ones:
~What this team needs is a skating kitty.
~For good luck, i lick the puck.
~I wish Letterman was on at ten.
Caxsy 1 year ago 2
"Who can concentrate on hockey when Jennifer Aniston still hasn't found love?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Unspokendreams 1 year ago 2
his voice cracked when he said gaboric
Penguin7406 1 year ago
The gordie howe (i dont think i spelled howe right)onee was just disturbing
Penguin7406 1 year ago
Rangers have no talent. NUFF SAID
MrSouthphillyitalian 1 year ago
I wish Sean Avery and James Wisniewski could get a room together and never come back on the ice.
JCSCougar 1 year ago
What this team needs is a new GM!
bareknuckles2u 1 year ago
did you hear letterman''s voice crack hahahahhaahha
BackHandSauce21 1 year ago 3
bahaha Dubi's face is so funny through out the vid
ShannonMarie4329 1 year ago
Lmao at Dubinsky :P.
NHLfreak87 1 year ago
why have sean avery?
cornholio481 1 year ago
@cornholio481 Because he's awesome.
NHLfreak87 1 year ago
Hey, New York, why don't you spend some more money on players and then send them down to the minors. You're already paying Redden 6 Million a year to play in the AHL. New Yorkers think you can buy everything with money, even sports titles. Nuh Uh! New York is gay town full of Wall Street Cronies, Jersey Shore Losers, Guidos, Gombas and New York Yankee homo's who spend 200 Million on a team that couldn't win a world series. Oh yeah and let's not forget the New York Lamegers.
shivakrishnarama 1 year ago
@shivakrishnarama Lol you are the most ignorant cunt ever. I'd like to know where you're from you stupid fucking douchebag.
nyrmcfc6814 1 year ago
@nyrmcfc6814 You sound like a "bleacher creature". Don't be a hard on. What am I about ?
BoSox Nation, New England Patriots, Bruins and Celtics baby. How are the Knicks doing this year, not too good ? Lebron gave you New York queers the shaft, hahahaha losers, guess you can't buy greatness after all New York Homo's.
shivakrishnarama 1 year ago
@shivakrishnarama you have the balls to say to me don't be a hard on you provincial fuck? Look at your original comment ya fag and then see whose the hard on here, your so god damn mad at the world im probably the only one out of the two of us who can get a hard on. BoSox nation? What? That shit crumbled after all the bandwagoners realized that there was no reverse curse on the yanks. Knicks are doin pretty good with amare, and as far as the bruins go...You silly cunt boston teabagger fuck off.
nyrmcfc6814 1 year ago
@nyrmcfc6814 You're funny, I feel bad for you so I'll fess up. I'm actually Canadian, I don't really hate New York (the state or the city). I travelled through it on a bicycle trip on my way to Miami. There's nice people and jerk-offs everywhere. I can't help it, it's funny and crazy seeing how piping hot sports fans from New York and Boston get about their teams and their rivalry. Don't get so riled up on internet hate. Peace !
shivakrishnarama 1 year ago
@shivakrishnarama word just dont do it in person, thats how people get hurt lol
nyrmcfc6814 1 year ago
I thought higgins said, "For good luck, I like to fuck". That wouldve been so much better. hahahah
bobjino 1 year ago
How about this, what is hockey??
AroundSun 1 year ago
lol Ryan Callahan is my favorite player and my brother gives me crap about it and he works in Insurance PWNED!
TheMehFilms 1 year ago
0:56 lol
avsrangers8 1 year ago 4
lol
jptio95 1 year ago
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Sweetdiamondy 12 hours ago
AKAxxBoOM 1 year ago
Guess Higgins didn't lick the puck too much,Poor guy had absolutely no luck there last year.
nyr30 1 year ago
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nyr30 1 year ago
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww some of those boys are ugley some are fine:D!!!!!!!
willieirby75 1 year ago
The foot locker ads are retarded
iHackTV 1 year ago
How is Brashear there. I fucking hate him. If Colton Orr was still on the team, he would of been there.
19Stifler96 1 year ago
0:01 to skip ad
xXRaNgErSXx1000 1 year ago
callahan did a terrible job at reading the teleprompter
guacamolechief39 1 year ago
man, we miss Gabbie here in minnesota
TheBigtrev1234 1 year ago
this was just on wtf hows it on youtube
niggaboy7851 1 year ago
lundqvist had number 1 hahaha he and staal
nichonr95 1 year ago 2
this is funny
Let's Go Rangers
habsrule6283 1 year ago
This is FUNNY!
Let's Go Rangers
habsrule6283 1 year ago
This is FUNNY!
Let's Go Rangers
habsrule6283 1 year ago
Seems like half the time icing makes no sense
darkphoenix2 1 year ago
Rangers Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!
nymets6986e 1 year ago
Too bad no one in the audience even knows who Gordie Howe is.
RedWingsRtheFuture 1 year ago 7
Chris Drury should of somehow got a game winning goal in VAN like he always does & brought home the gold 4 the USA!!!!
rrrjjjmmm100 1 year ago
Why is the #1 joke always stupid? Avery seemed the most natural at acting. Write him a better joke!
lucysnow1851 1 year ago
#9 was the best one..
TheDumbestIdiot 1 year ago
Well I guess the NYR are trying out for a TV spot considering their season is over LOL
undeadwarr7001 1 year ago
@undeadwarr7001 2 points out of 7th
DQh0ck3y97 1 year ago
For good luck, i lick the puck! LOL
reckso84 1 year ago
too bad no one in the audience knows what hockey is let alone what the jokes meant
TaylorRocksHard 2 years ago
HAHAHA, 00:56! That's so funny :P
Beaulafemme 2 years ago
hahaha :D
OOIEatte 2 years ago
*%^$@#@ commercials!!!
mikash33 2 years ago
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reaper62079 2 years ago
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Not even funny. Bunch of fashion-concerned panzees. Can you Ranger fans say overrated?
NYISLES2191 2 years ago
lol Higgins
Mr Calgary Flame :)
mannowanno31 2 years ago
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Who's Sean Avery?
NYHeineken 2 years ago
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ali1894 2 years ago
torterella must be like, "they look retarted saying these silly things"
slapshot68 2 years ago 3
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im a huge devil fan saying this is pretty hilarious but avery is still a doucher
NJdevs0887 2 years ago
Haha! Marc is so much taller than everyone else.
MCRandA7X4life 2 years ago 2
haha this is hilarious :)
71sportschick 2 years ago
@dibrodeur
Kiss my ass, bitch.
dopedude666 2 years ago
I love those guys!!
Deebird16 2 years ago
10 people in that crowd actually know who those guys are.
TheHockeyCentral 2 years ago 27
John Tavares TOP10: 1) Why do DelZotto & Gilroy get all the babes 2) Where the hell is Uniondale!? 3) When you said New York,I thought you meant the Rangers! 4) I heard Kansas City is a great place to live! 5) You think Avery would let me hang out with him? 6) My Wang's bigger than your Wang 7) Who the hell is Rick DiPietro? 8)Why does Okposo look like the retard in the DaVinci Code 9) Deb Kaufman caught me rubbing one out 10) I wish I played another year of junior instead of signing here.
squiggybasher 2 years ago 64
@squiggybasher This was pretty stupid I am not going to lie!!!!!!!
Not a surprise coming from a Ranger fan however
nymets6986e 1 year ago
@nymets6986e Haha, coming from the islanders fan. Aren't you the one with the piece of shit team?
NYSuperBowlChamps07 1 year ago
@NYSuperBowlChamps07 Our defense is better then yours imo
And after Gaborik you really have no offense
Frolov is decent and if he can shake his rep and perform then itll be a good signing for you otherwise you guys will be in the same position as last year.
At least with the Islanders were not depending on veterans...we've got kids who will naturally improve.
nymets6986e 1 year ago
@nymets6986e Notice how you use opinions. I use facts. The Islanders have only broken 80 points once in the last five years. The Rangers have done it each of the last five years, including a 100 point year in that span. I also noticed you forgot to bring up goaltending, interesting decision.
NYSuperBowlChamps07 1 year ago
@NYSuperBowlChamps07 What do you want me to say? As things stand currently you have the better net minder. If by some miracle DP comes back healthy this year then the tandem of DP and Roli IMO will be better.
Ok..fact for you last season the Islanders and Rangers scored the same amount of goals.
If you guys are so good then why couldn't you score more goals then the "shitty" isles as you put it?
Face it..with Sather at the helm you guys will always be mediocre. Isles are on the rise
nymets6986e 1 year ago
@squiggybasher was that an actual top ten? lol
ShannonMarie4329 1 year ago
@squiggybasher they should hire you.
Sinlessgrins 1 year ago
@squiggybasher It's 10 to 1, not 1 to 10 retard.
Great game last night btw, Gaborik haha
mrceebees14 10 months ago
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Marty Brodeur's TOP 10: 1) Banging his wife's brother's wife while eating fudge 2)Fondling Zach Parise in the Shower 3)Asking Steven's & Dano' to lend him money to pay his alimony 4)Trying to hide the fact he's really Manon Rheaume 5)Asking Patrick Roy if he could "touch his stick" one more time 6)Begging Sean Avery to help get him laid &) Kissing Lou's bald head before a game 7) baking Quiche' 8) duckin' the Montreal press 9) keeping gay porn away from Chico 10) facing only 10 shot's a night.
squiggybasher 2 years ago
What the hell. Broduer is the best
cbbuf321 2 years ago
oh higgys what did you do to your hair
are mushroom cuts back in?
LyndseyElizabeth 2 years ago
And 001234300, it's Semen. Not semin.
dopedude666 2 years ago
actually its SEMIN, alexander semin
henceification 2 years ago
@dopedude666 idiot
dibrodeur 2 years ago
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LET'S GO PENGUINS!!!
dopedude666 2 years ago
hahahahahhahahaha at 0:56 his voice cracks
BRUZZI32 2 years ago
wtf ads before youtube vids
?!
bluewker 2 years ago
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The Staal brothers are queers. Watch out Marc, Semin is gonna kick your ass on Thursday
CardiacCaps 2 years ago
Semin is the biggest queer in all of hockey. bongos
001234300 2 years ago 7
That title goes to Siney Crosby. On Thursday it will be double bass pedals driven into his head
JamalBojangles 2 years ago
Another Crosby hater?
ITHEREONETHATHASNT 2 years ago
CHRIS DRURY BROKE MY HEART.
viva la sabres!
terriblecrashh 2 years ago
GO BLUESHIRTS!
BlueshirtBrawler 2 years ago 4
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I heard Gaborik got a knee injury delivering his lines...
LETS GO PENS!
lpad321 2 years ago
LOL
bukakee1 2 years ago
haha love this...
laxgrl4 2 years ago
lol it kind of sounds like Brashear had a Swedish accent there.
ScrillaVilla1 2 years ago
Okay, I knew the Staal brothers were crazy, but never like this. I say that because they're from my neck of the woods, Thunder Bay, Ontario. The arena they used to play at is just down the road from where I am.
bluebear1985 2 years ago
Avery should have said "Sloppy Seconds..oh wait"
leafsfan313 2 years ago
hhaha i was thinking that too!
achmed909 2 years ago
Avery is awesome. while the rangers typically usually suck at player selection - getting avery wipes that reputation clean
adriandrum 2 years ago
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Just when you thought the Rangers couldn't get gayer...
armpit55 2 years ago
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FUCK YOU ASSHOLE TWAT!!!
hikaruhatake1 2 years ago
Avery is a jerk! and a bad hockey player!
hockeychic101 2 years ago
okay tough guy
dtcyanks 2 years ago
Hey guys enjoy gaborik and his super durable groin!!!!!
Au7punker 2 years ago 4
Gaborik gets more groin pulls than Bill Clinton.
I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip the waitresses!
ogredm 2 years ago 2
Avery should have said "Forget hockey, I'm working at Vogue"!
Erdrick68 2 years ago 40
@Erdrick68 hahahaha that is soo true
52sportychick 1 year ago
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!!
TheBede003 2 years ago
Go Rangers!
theresamarynora 2 years ago
FUCK YEAH!
KING HENRYYYY!!!!!
MadeFromQueensRapper 2 years ago 6
LETS GO RANGERS
miked051 2 years ago 2