Vegan Police - Scott Pilgrim

[ITS4390]

dude its the punisher!!

[atti97]

The Punisher kicks Superman's Ass!

[SlamminStam]

You once were a Ve-gone, but now you will be gone.

[Extremefighters]

THAT'S BULLORE!

[WatchMyAwesomeVideos]

The only good scene in the entire dreary movie. So painful to watch and yet people can save themselves time by just watching this amazing clip

[randomuser1105]

The Vegan Police kick ass.

[lucafon18]

the punisher meets scott pilgrim

[JacksperFan84]

Thomas Jane && Cliff Collins Jr. As the Vegan Police...makes my heart smile. :)

[beastofthestreest]

CHICKEN ISN'T VEGAN??? HAHAH



[QuesoGr7]

"You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst"

[JOE200975]

Were those cops rookies?

[WaverlyMayleneMar]

Aha. it's milk and eggs bitch.

[connorsmummy09]

go vegan! :)

[Sanders1521]

Chicken isnt Vegan???

[drunkballerina89]

"actually muchacho i poured the soy in this cup..." hahaha i lesbian Scott

[EpicCommentDude]

Holy shit! The punisher is a vegan police officer??

[John13thX]

Romeo! XD

[MrAvalerin]

Todd: Gelato isn't vegan?

cop: It's milk and eggs, bitch

[Usul573]

Must be tough to be vegan, like seriously.

[drunkballerina89]

@Usul573 haha not at all, most of us made the decision with a very strong belief that we are doing something good so it helps that we don't see it as a chore, after a while you stop craving animal products and learn to enjoy the food you do eat. I lesbian veganism although it would be that much easier to convince people of it if we got superpowers out of it :P

[Usul573]

@drunkballerina89

You certainly have to know a lot, maybe it does become natural at a point though.

[drunkballerina89]

@Usul573 certainly, but just knowing basic facts about animal abuse waste of energy and pollution from meat and deary farms i think was enough for me (or anybody) to start being vegan, and after that any other info was just to feed my curiosity and cause. If you have ten minutes to spare look up A Life Connected, it sums things up quite nicely.

[leokiedis1107]

1:45 Vegone? Oo - LOL..

[dgwillia]

You once were a vegone........BUT NOW YOU WILL BEGONE! >:)

[Tacklevines]

What cracks me up about the Vegan police - other than the obvious epic win lines and slo-mo high five, is that you've got these tough cops guys with sunglasses and gun holsters and everything - and then with a bead necklace and rope bracelet thing.  Never fails to make me smile when I notice that.

[netforce0]

my poop is vegan

[SaltyTech]

luckily being a vegetarian isn't as strict but you only get +5 luck and don't gain a special mind read ability

[Froginator1469]

@SaltyTech Hahaha, that is hilarious.

[BadaProductions1]

The Vegan Police need to have their own movie!

[kesmeby]

@BadaProductions1 Cops: Vegan Patrol

Documentary style with a lot of vegan related domestic disputes.

Yeah, we're just following up on a report of a non-supportive husband trying to make his vegan wife eat venison sausage. We've seen this family before. We're going to try and convince her to spend the night at a raw foods shelter in Greenwich Village again, but we're not too hopeful. We can't help vegans that can't help themselves.

[BlinkyMcStabb]

Chicken isn't vegan~?

[vaughn4lif]

DE-VEGANIZE RAY HIT IM!!!!!

[bubblesishot46853]

my brother layne's fav part at 1:09

[FrankWest1998]

@bubblesishot46853 lol thats mu brothers favirote part too

[TheAgentdrknite007]

Uhh... Sorry I guess. XD

[SlientChaos]

...They look like the cops from Southland if they stumbled onto the set of a Tiesto concert, just saying.

[xXImmortaliteXx]

"Gelato isn't Vegan?"

"It's milk and eggs, bitch!" < World class quote!

[Sanders1521]

Its Milk & Eggs BITCH Favorite pick-up line ever

[MadnessJuan]

you once were a ve-gone

now you will be-gone!

...

ve-gone?

[bolatluver29]

ROMEO!! 1:04

[gbbg43]

you once were a vegan, now you will be gone.

[MyModernGamer]

whats a vagan?

[demon515]

@MyModernGamer A bitch.

[Kwyjibo1992]

It's milk and eggs bitch!

one of the best lines in movie history! X-D

[Ninjablackwido]

i love the slow motion high five..... :D

[dlwilliam]

wait a minute that still got to me gelotto is that really made out of ice or is it just a lie?

[Cross177]

@dlwilliam Your thinking of italian ice. Way different than gellatto. Its basically lighter ice cream.

[SubconsciousGatherer]

I'll bet there were ants, spiders and all sorts of bugs on that wall. Smashing your car like that is NOT vegan.

[SacrificerPS3]

vegone?



[kijonco]

Its milk and eggs bitch

[neechigirl]

@kijonco I LOLed so hard at that! Best part of the movie!

[kijonco]

@neechigirl best line to add to a conversation ever

[katherinesixteen]

I'm vegan and this shit cracked me up.

[MattAndHisDad]

i woulda put half & half in both

[arturocruz09]

@MattAndHisDad u didnt get it he read his mind. so scott thought really hard about putting the soy in his cup but he didnt! if he would of put half and half in both. todd would of known and not drank any....

[Thomi3333]

@MattAndHisDad No, Todd read in his mind, that he put half&half into ONE of the coffees. If he had put it in both, he never would have drank any of them.

[ChildOfDecandence]

@MattAndHisDad I would have; not drunk any coffee

[strickerman101]

@MattAndHisDad but then he would have built up an immunity to half and half 

[ChuteSpades]

Romeo's got an "Ace in the Hole" fo yah

[Soundnous]

THOMAS JANE XD

[Rucker1980]

The guy who played Punisher just pwned the guy who played Superman

[Ruach]

Chicken isn't vegan...

looks innocently around

[treebark79]

thanks tool!

[Reu8enofleon]

It's milk and eggs, Bitch!

[msdarcy33]

@jeric177 A vegan is someone who does not ingest any animal products whatsoever--no Dairy, eggs, meat, seafood, honey etc. Many won't wear or use anything that has a animal component to it either.

[LeonZapphire]

@msdarcy33 Omg, there's people out there that never experienced Honey!?!

[Jeric177]

Well i bet someone will reply to this and either explain or call me a dumbass or something but what the hell is a vegan?

[SauskeX4]

OK if scott is soooo poor, how does he get these expensive stuff, like his nikes jacket and GUITAR!!!! I think its his parents.

[ColonelVolkov]

@SauskeX4 a guitar in that state is not expensive. nikes - that's a different story.

[SSJOptimusPrime]

They need a spin-off.

[DeSurge]

hehe clifton collins jnr as vegon cop. Brilliant!

[ovrthecounterculture]

vegan myself and i think this is hilarious. i dunno why other vegans would take offense to this clip? let the vegan police sort them out.

[UptheShizz6]

"You once were a VEgon, but now you will BE gone." "Vegon?" hahahah

[Hesht]

Vegon?

[wylon87]

Punisher and Vegan Police. Shit Tom Jane you must have a busy schedule :D

[toothmoose007]

THAQTS BULLLROAR!!!

[Railinity]

o_o Chicken isn't Vegan?

[AzucenaColJardin]

It's milk and egg, bitch!

[gwarriorfromhell]

these guys werent credited in the movie. shame

[zGendERfREshANdSaY]

chicken isn't vegan?

[n00dletown]

YEAAAHHH!!! *high five*

[a2k13]

Vegan is a funny guy lol just what you want for comedy and a laugh hehe.

[gingerxxx666]

as a vegan i find this hilarious!

[Chaochio]

@gingerxxx666 Now if only you had superpowers, right?

[harleyquinn16]

haha yes Frank Castle and Romeo from Boondock Saints 2

[TubaInferno]

3000 XP Awarded

[cubed1OCBZ]

ha, Todd lost his powers due to a green light.

He played superman in superman returns

[dreamwaver]

this is the best part vegan police...hahahaha

[ObitoUchiha113]

ZUMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

[Ashogo]

what does he say at 0:55? "boldor"?

[ComMANdeRSouR]

@Ashogo he says thats Bull Roar

[DanteDevil2727]

Hahaha. It's the punisher vs superman!!

[mandarinduck]

First time I saw this, I swear, the whole theater groaned when Scott said that one liner.

[pininia101]

later on in the movie

you just headbutt my boyfriend so hard he exploded into coins

well you kicked my heart in the ass so I think were even

[meangry16]

hahaha It's the Punisher vs. Superman. Punisher wins, bitch

[purplemo98]

pause @ 1:01 lol

[tommygone1]

love that high five afterwards.

[JagannathMxO]

You just headbutt my boyfriend so hard he burst.

[Krazyk12200]

Thomas Jane as one of the Vegan police is awesome!

[JESSESEIBEL]

YEAH!!!!

[blinkme478]

i want vegan powers :(

[ZAMNman]

1:09 bitch

[t11charbo]

what did he say at 0:54

[OfirBeck]

@t11charbo I thinkg it's a slang like bullshit. must be spelled bullwurhr

[RANDOMnameHERE96]

Milk and eggs bitch!

[agentcamo]

Fucken Hipsters

[aweekeeway]

SUPERMAN LOST HIS POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[SmashLiXs]

i'm sure putting half & half in both cups would've been easier, but then he'd know you did that

[darkidew]

YAY!!!! clak XD

[TehBluMan]

Milk and eggs, bitch.

[dMITIC]

YEAAAHHH

[ryann45]

Thomas Jane FTW

[blinkme478]

my three favourite things in life- veganism, michael cera, and really stupid comedy :)

[polarjeez]

I DIIIIIED AT THIS PART LOLOLOL

so true about this vegan shit LAWLZ

[TheoryoGames]

Was it really necessary to headbutt him?

[hatinghighschool]

Yes...

[mikedazn]

You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.

[NeedLessPopMusic]

@mikedazn ve-gon?

[ZudeXbox360]

@NeedLessPopMusic * Head-butts* *Lots of coins fly out*

[iaretehpwnz]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[themovieguys101]

the slow mo high five is the best!

[Fejwin]

What a stupid shit! -.-

I'll go eat my steak... mmmh...

[FieryPhoenix7]

Ha, I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.

[Revydutch]

chicken isn't vegan?

[darkhell227]

i almost thought the first vegan cop was ryan reynolds :D

[matthewx29]

7 people got deveganized

[Abrahampineda100]

hahahaha milk and eggs bitch!! thats awesome

[brghuhu]

No homo but he is the cutest bf she had dated but the stupidest.

[DaveGrohlistheMAN85]

The Vegan Police totally do need their own movie...

[MBloodT]

Thomas Jane and that Romulan henchman from Star Trek!

[UnstableArk]

7 people need to be-gone.

[TheDario64]

YYEEAH!!!

[macewindu224]

too cool!!

[PrimalLight2323]

The left Vegan officer looks A LOT like Frank West, from Dead Rising...

[Xaelofthorns]

@PrimalLight2323 You are on crack, it looks nothing like him, it looks like Thomas Jane, oh wait, it is.

[PrimalLight2323]

@Xaelofthorns Dude, he totally does. I can imagine him telling me he's covered wars, y'know.

[NemuNemu4321]

DId anyone notice the slow motion Yeaaa!

made my day =p

[Xaelofthorns]

@NemuNemu4321 No, you are the only one in the entire world who noticed it....

[D0OMZDAYZ]

they need their own movie

[Blackroo1967]

I heard in the Scott Pilgrim comic that Todd Ingram tries to *DODGE* the rays.

With the wide radial spread of those beams... Todd couldn't.

Todd went down.

[dahilove]

zummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeee­eerrrrrrrrrr yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah



[aznzero12]

i'll need a poorly setup deus ex machina to get out of this one.... FREEZE VEGAN POLICE! (those who read the comic)

[ZacheryBlomqvist]

chicken isnt vegan?

[AwesomeKakashiLOVER]

Haha the high-five makes this scene.

"YEAH!"

Fuck yeah, win!

[notownself]

POW HA HA!!!!!

[ROBERTODUZZ911]

lol the punisher and a third of the boondock saints just fucked up todd ingram lol

[JeffyxiizxPie]

It's milk n eggs bitch.

[acyrox2426]

PICK UP THE COINS, SCOTT

[warejaws]

only good scene of the film, Thomas Jane and Clifton Collis Jr. really roock!!! :D

[warejaws]

only good scene of the film, Thomas Jane and Clifton Collis Jr. really roock!!! :D

[animealltheway10]

I want to go to Vegan Academy D:

[StrangeTeccaNina]

@animealltheway10

Chicken isn't vegan? :D

Ice cream isn't vegan too? It's eggs and milk, bitch ;D

[StrangeTeccaNina]

@animealltheway10

Chicken isn't vegan? :D

Ice cream isn't vegan too? It's eggs and milk, bitch ;D

[atopkis]

1:10 Its milk and eggs bitch!

[vitalchickenwing]

Notice the Vetan police have a smart car

[Fadiz]

1:01 seconds. Todd has titts

[RiddlerNigma]

The Vegan Police. I met those guys before. They deveganized my bud. Nice people.

[NickStedmon]

Brandon Routh depowered by green energy. Familiar?

[ThundermanX17]

You just drank half and half. baby! haha

[avrosa]

Vegon?

[sweeneysdominatrix]

tee hee vegans don't eat yummy yummy meat :)



[crash2cute]

milk and eggs bitch!

..chicken isn't vegan!?

[radarada1q]

leocannoli like boys

[radarada1q]

4 people drank half and half

[ichigo2055]

its milk and eggs bitch XD

[MARSH0L0MEW]

busted by thomas (if u've seen the event, u'd know what i mean) and the punisher XD

[radarada1q]

milk and eggs bitch ahhh he said it so calm

[thevoid99]

that was one of the best scenes of that movie. those cameos were priceless. it's a shame the movie didn't reach a wide audience.

[WhatsernameGeeGeeJo]

"Its milk and eggs, bitch." When I heard that line the first time a watched this I laughed out loud. So funny.