Happy Halloween! (Part 1/2)

[FamilyguygamerX]

Does she only have ONE LEG?

[totoyamado]

"Hey guys i have a vagina watch my videos" i have a feeling i've heard of this LPer before...

[FragginSpAz]

Fatty HAMBONE!!

[macr0machine]

Holy shit, she actually starts off with 'no I won't send you nude photos' and you KNOW she's repugnant hambeast that noone would ever want to see naked.

[KingOfKatamari]

Damn. If you can make Dave_O angry while he's high, you've really fucked up.

[pyrix]

She put the wrong em-PHAH-sis on the wrong syl-LAH-ble.

[yunikage]

3:15 Dave-O describes exactly what Slowbeef will go on to do for years.

Why? Because it's god damn hilarious, that's why.

[KingBlue]

I stopped watching when she denied us nude photos.

[sankunsama]

You guys didn't talk over this enough. There were moments when I could hear her clearly, and my ears ended up bleeding.

[TheLevoyboy]

God damnit Slowbeef, you're supposed to warn the viewers about shock images that pop up to scare the viewer like you did in your Retsufrashes. There's one at 22 seconds that scared the fucking shit out of me.

[TheLeafhopper]

Sorry guys I started vomiting at 22 seconds, I cant watch this video.

[TheRetroman]

1:00

Dave-O: (To self) Well, I can see where this is going. *bubble*

[BlowfishShorts]

Rekweeeum. guh.

[BlargGargle]

It's like every stereotypical annoying internet girl smashed into one and on speed...

[TheReed21028311]

WTF does she have one leg?

[PointsofData]

I finally understand what her voice reminded me of.

You know those annoying characters in cartoons that are -suppose- to be funny but are just effing annoying and you pray for their death by the end of it all? Yeah.

[milleniumfrisbee]

@PointsofData Like Chowder and Flap-Jack?

[musicmanz15]

This is the first time I've actually made it through he whole video.

[snappy2332]

that bong sounds tiny as fuck

[OriganalPie]

WARNING: HIDE YOUR EYES UNTIL HER PICTURE IS OFF SCREEN. THE IMAGE WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE.

[objectionablechione]

oh god, 5 seconds in and I can already feel the massive GOTIS

[EdmacZ]

QueenieZ. The first and the most infamous of the internet GAMER GURLZ that have been retsupurae'd. Not only is she responsible for this shit, she set the pace for Minecraft Chick, frostypixie, Wolfie1800, the Batman Girl LP'er (Watch 'Finally, it is Batman Time' by ChipCheezum), icrangirl, and many more.

[PointsofData]

@EdmacZ And making me feel ashamed to be a female.

[jimboooo]

@EdmacZ "Batman time" is probably my favorite Chip RP.

[videogamenostalgia]

ARGH she's so fucking chirpy and smug! She sounds like she belongs on TGWTG!!!

[planetaryconquest]

@TheFryBoy1 You got "bad lisps" wrong there, pal.

[ShijrakiCostominso]

If I had a bow and arrow, I'd shoot her in the knee.

[GeneticKH]

@ShijrakiCostominso That would be a compliment to her though lol

[Iceroadlion]

What's Dave_O's YouTube channel?

[thatguy1145]

This game deserves better than this. This is the videogame equivalent of raping Eternal Darkness.  We need to turn QueenieZ into the police.

[BacuChan]

i literally spent the last 3 minutes of this producing a droning "ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[Nintendoga]

Dave_O brah, you takin a hit at 1:00?

fuckin badass.

[MrLolbuds]

Did someone take a bong hit?1:00-1:03

[redmercer]

@MrLolbuds You would, too, if you doing this retsupurae.

[MrLolbuds]

@redmercer Oh god you know I would.

[TannerMalamute]

@MrLolbuds Then it can only be Dave_O.

[OriganalPie]

I watched this whole damn LP. They should make awards for surviving the level of stupidity I had to face.

[Starfox64nintendo]

@OriganalPie ..Oh...oh my...

I'm so sorry for your loss D:

You really are a true hero among youtubers. If I knew you I would make you a medal.

[thenewaeon]

I could cut diamonds with my pecker after hearing that angelic voice.

[Peebio]

5:51.. fat Nathan Drake

[INxLIMB0]

ME-ME

[PTp1ranha]

Can she go two seconds without talking?

[UncleSamEagle]

those bong rips are so hard i can actually smell it

[Bennanteno]

I didn't know Freddi Fish made LPs.

[Bigbattle22]

GOTIS in its purest form people.

[ThaSwitcherTayTay]

Oh my god I hate this type of girl. They act like it's some novelty to like video games or to be on the Internet.

[LoudMan01]

Anyone notice the bong hit at 1:00?



[Seth2378]

@LoudMan01 yes

[Verminator4]

Not only is she a grotesquely obese retarded amputee, but her idol seems to Margaret Thatcher if the picture behind her is anything to go by. Just... what the hell?

[boborappa]

@Verminator4 That's not Thatcher. I can see how you had mistaken it though.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

why would anyone want nude photos of that grotesquely obese retarded amputee, I don't know, but deceasedcrab likes it so it must be great

[nerdish14]

Well this just  wont fucking do will it

[xjod9]

WTF, does Queenie Z only have one leg, or what?

[arceus121121]

"Because i hate the internet"

"Posts video on the INTERNET."

[RadonX9]

God, she's worse than iJustine..............Ok maybe not THAT bad, but still...

[Djinnfest]

I was close to favoring this, there were some good quality bits like "Maybe the dude fell backwards into his own anus." and "This is a pile of gore, it's pretty hard to turn yourself into hamburger...".

I couldn't favorite this for the sole reason that the rest was made complete crap by Queenie.

[mrjesus1890]

R.I.P. Goatse Guy. We will miss your anus.

[attackthem5]

Don't hit on me silly boysss~~~~~

[kamphychair]

@Goldbloodeddragon I resent that! Insulting people with special needs isn't that nice either.

[dowap7]

"HEY GUYS! I'M A GURL GAMER! DID I SAY I WAS A GURL GAMER? CUZ I'M A GURL GAMER!"

[deifufu]

I don't see why some girls need to be like "YEAH GUYS I PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND I'M A /GIRL/". At least this bitch's knowledge of games doesn't consist Call of Duty: Black Ops.Why would you even WANT to advertise this on Youtube of all places anyways. You're just asking for fat 20 year old shut-ins to hit on you.

Jesus, people need to stop acting like it's such a novelty for a girl to play video games. I'm one of them, and I know a ton of others.

[HorrorMuffin1010]

@deifufu Ditto. Fuckin' ditto.

[ToyMachineHDX]

I used to like this god damn game. Now I don't even, what was this?

[lemonystuff]

IM A GURL! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME HERE'S A PICTURE OF MY ONE-LEGGED BODY!

[theFightingFan]

OMGOMGOMGOMG A GURL?!

[johnofthewest]

It's pronounced meem.

[Ygdrasel]

*Nintendo logo* WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!

If only Dorothy had brought a fucking Gamecube over the rainbow, she could have saved a lot of trouble...

[QuicklimeTime]

Me: Hmm. Eternal Darkness. This looks promising!

Queenie: Leik OMG I am a guuuuuurrrrl, get over urselves u silli boyz!!!

Me: ...nvm.

[HackinWak]

1:00 oh Dave_O you.

[BrickDangerface]

@HackinWak oh haha so that's what that was

Dave_O you are just too zany

[Hoplite001]

She sounds like Sarah Pallin a lot at the beginning.

[salvo711]

Fuck this. This a goddamn affront to Eternal Darkness.

[pHr33kAcHu]

God and I thought freaking Cherrydoom had an annoying voice, this bitch takes the fucking cake! CORK IT SISTER! >_<

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@pHr33kAcHu hey fuck you cherrydoom is awesome

[pHr33kAcHu]

@Goldbloodeddragon No, you won't fuck me, I'm straight. Why don't you fuck cherrydoom if you love her so much?

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@pHr33kAcHu i'm not saying i love cherrydoom

and i think you are mean and i don't like you

[MrTennek]

@Goldbloodeddragon Lawl, what are you autistic or something?

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@MrTennek Dude, if you couldn't tell that I was joking, then I'm not the autistic one here.

[Zoroark50]

This is why women shouldn't do LP's.

[AirConditioner23]

@Zoroark50 I resent that! I've seen a few good female LPers!

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

$10 she was eating a large bag of Doritos to herself during the recording.

[qwertyuiop78945612]

Dave_O rules

[NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

oh my god, her last quip in this video... did she really just say that? christ

[Venomous9]

It's obvious that she's trying to be Evil Tim and failing really, really badly.

[PhatAfroDude]

im all for female lpers but when youre a dumb bitch like this you should just stop.

[megadeth425]

I like how loud Dave-O's bong hits got when he heard her talk.

[TheFryBoy1]

This is what retsupurae is all about. Taking bad videos and belittling the people who actually thought their let's plays were "good enough". This woman, taking every meme known at that time and puttingit into the video, plus proclaiming every 5 minutes that she's a girl and she won't send nude pictures (not like we wanted to see them in the first place) deserved every second of this berating. I applaud you, retsupurae, for standing against this tyranny that is bad lps.

[MrProfessorElemental]

@TheFryBoy1 What about the people who actually attempt? As in, try to get the best software they can get but still fall kinda short? Can't blame them for trying.

[TheFryBoy1]

@MrProfessorElemental well no, you can't blame them. but odds are, if we see those shortcomings, then they see them too, and most of the time, the lper does nothing about it. they just say "eh, it's good enough". While retsupurae has shown a lot of bad lpers, some worse than others, there are still ones out there who are good or near good. The ones that kinda fall short, as you said. We can't blame them, but we can critique them and give them advice on making better videos

[MrProfessorElemental]

@TheFryBoy1 Exactly, though most of them wouldn't listen. Their giant egos wouldn't allow it. Cloud8745 is a prime example.

[TheFryBoy1]

@MrProfessorElemental hmm, can't say i'm familiar with that name. probably for the better, huh?

[MrProfessorElemental]

@TheFryBoy1 Yeah, he was an old LPer that was a giant egotistical faggot. He caused a whole bunch of drama, treated his fanbase like shit, and was a typical attention whore.

[grottypissedstained]

Internet elemental, ha, ha!

[Meloncarty]

Anybody else want to go to Dairy Queeum?

[smpletan]

My god, her ability to not shut up mirrors that of Cornshaq's. Except Cornshaq is likable, and this is...

[KitJohanson]

Though there's definitely "Girl Gamer" going on here, I think this is more of a case of "Girl On The Internet Syndrome" more than anything else.

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

I did a walkthrough with commentary for RE4 and I didn't continually say "I am a girl and I have breasts". It's just fucking shameful go female gamers and females in general.

[musicmanz15]

Why is it that whenever a girl does a bad LP it's always the same person with a different name. They all sound the fucking same.

[ArdenMagnum]

I regret watching this with my surround sound 5.1 headphones on.

[digitalblasphemy1100]

i hear a bong at 1:00

[Tala2u]

"That's like buying an iPhone and using it as toliet paper."

Wait, they weren't made for that?

[Mettaler]

I think this girl tries too hard.

[LewisLovesAnika]

._. you guys are dicks ._. she has made alot of good videos

[CanadianJesus]

@LewisLovesAnika No. No she did not.

[LewisLovesAnika]

@CanadianJesus I loved all of her Lolphonia vids ._.

[MrAfroShark]

@LewisLovesAnika She gets points for apologizing for the crude and dumb humor in her Let's Play. She seems a lot more mature for her age now and like a genuinely nice person. But this was an unforgivable Let's Play, I almost literally stopped watching the first video because it was ruining Eternal Darkness and that is a game I really want to play at some point in my life. The only thing that got me through this was these guys reassuring that the game is pretty cool and her logic is terrible.

[MJ1284]

@LewisLovesAnika or rather, this video makes ANYTHING on YouTube look good.

[codenameLV04]

Wait, is she missing a leg? Wait again, is she cosplaying as Lucy/Nyuu/SpoilerName

[Vinzaf]

One of the more cruel Retsupuraes, I almost feel bad for laughing as much as I did.

[Sx2Kirby]

Why did she get scared at the Nintendo logo... Did she shit herself when she played Mario Galaxy and saw the Nintendo logo.

[cyberhoodlum]

What? That's an actual picture of the LPer? I wouldn't have believed it if the disclaimer wasn't there. I mean, I never would've expected the LPer of this video to weigh more than 300 pounds and wear fake cat ears all the time. It just doesn't fit at all.

[JanitorAntisocial]

Whoa. Even after taking a hit, Dave_O got pretty worked up by this. What an achievement.

Man, I love the Retsupuraes where they play games one of the commentators actually likes. Loss of composure is guaranteed.

[jman3267]

This video made me a triple-fudge packer :c

[usernameclassifeid]

Wait... is that ketchup on her shirt?

[Meloncarty]

@usernameclassifeid that's her left over Dairy Queum

[usernameclassifeid]

I bet that noise at 1:00 was Dave_O hitting a bong.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@usernameclassifeid well he sounds stoned out of his mind, wouldnt be surprised.

[LeRach]

@pyramidheadkitten9 And yet he's still more intelligent than the LPer.

[Thattguy666]

@usernameclassifeid lol he is fucking baked XD

[ironsight2gammer]

@usernameclassifeid it is

[BALLSANDASHWALL]

Anyone have the link to the original video?

[xjod9]

@BALLSANDASHWALL She removed it in shame and apologized.

[EponymousKid]

Normally I don't like Dave_O very much, but he pretty much killed it here. I don't know, he just seemed so on his game.

Why was she making air guitar noises at the intro?

[runeman00]

@EponymousKid Well this is one of his favorite games, what do you expect?

[pointkappa]

QueenieZ is the failed female clone of DeceasedCrab.

[ggamer2004]

My voice sounds like... fingernails... SCRATCH... ing a blackboard.

[PKPyroWolf]

She looks and sounds like a weeaboo who thinks she is hot-shit. Oh wait, that is all weeaboos.

[OurBenefactors]

I just found the old thread Queenie Z made on the Something Awful forums for this lp. Among other hilariously pathetic things that were posted in response to it, this one really stood out for some reason:

"Awesome work, Queenie!" -- DeceasedCrab

[steveharley0345]

@OurBenefactors

Great LPers think alike!

well, by that logic, great LPers don't think at all!

[Mettaler]

@OurBenefactors Well, it's DeceasedCrab. He's so retarded it hurts.

[TheToast7]

@OurBenefactors While I hate Deceased Crab, he can be pretty funny sometimes, and I like his reputation on the SA forums. His LPs suck though.

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

@OurBenefactors the funny thing about it is that her work is something awful

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

@OurBenefactors the funny thing about it is that her work is something awful

[TheFryBoy1]

i'm sorry, that picture looked like a one legged man wearing a wig!

[Therockster12]

hey guys who is that other guy commentating? He's funny as hell lol. Does he have his own channel?

[MoonshadowCaz]

@Therockster12 That's Dave_O.

[DayBreakization]

1:00 ...What's that noise?

[MoonshadowCaz]

Queenie Z can turn someone calm like Dave_O into an enraged madman.

[ElleisLeft]

This girl.....this is PAINFUL.

She's the reason most people hate girl gamers...because they're SO annoying.

[tyler303047]

I accidentally said QueenieZ now I will shoot GUNSHOT

ewww there's Twinkies coming out of here

[dandy269]

does she only have one leg?

[90sHeroMAXD]

@dandy269 she ate the other leg.

[BluntMetroid]

gamer grrrrrrl

[w00tage99]

Suicide? the guy in game says the head is missing!

[1CrazyFoxx1]

QueenieZ

QueenieZ

QueenieZ

..................

(Gunshot)

I've...finally rid the world of evil... my work here is done

[1CrazyFoxx1]

you couldn't pay me to be a "Viewer" of her, and I use that in the loosest way possible

[WakerOfWinds]

How can she stand one just one leg when her body is even being targeted by jokes from snorlax?

[istherenologic]

0:58-1:05 I can hear water bubbling and someone laughing through smoke.

Shoulda guessed you guys did this stuff high. I approve greatly of this and I'm gonna find my pipe so I can blaze while watching some more of these videos.

[BigJuicyx3]

Dave-O must have been smoking some strong shit for him to be able to watch this entire video.

[GamingCakes]

0:17

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

[twistedzombie5]

is she prejudice against fat people??? maybe she is retarted

[pyramidheadkitten9]

"what the hell is that sound?"

its queenie z you idiot.

[hibber25]

wait up... Slowbeef, Diabeetus, and who's the third person?

[PaulVonHindenberg]

@hibber25

Dave_O

[Jrezky]

the first RP comment is the best one. The video might as well end after that.

[trumpeter811]

the girl is missing a leg ???

[SenshiMizaka]

From now on, watching this is gonna be a Halloween tradition for me every year, because this is far more frightening than any horror movie out there.

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

"Horrible Abomination"

[WilliamLongfellow]

Wait, where the fuck's her second leg?

[Sneep29]

@WilliamLongfellow

She lost it at an anime convention, fighting over an anime DVD.

[HGAlchanii]

@WilliamLongfellow The dogs ate it.

[lich109]

@WilliamLongfellow I finally saw it, she's hiding it behind the first leg. Now fuck you for making me stare at that picture trying to figure it out.

[TheToast7]

@WilliamLongfellow She ate it.

[Crezth]

@WilliamLongfellow She ate it.

[musicmanz15]

@WilliamLongfellow Lost it to Diabetes is my guess.

[SRH911]

@WilliamLongfellow

She ate it.