Karl Pilkington - The e-mail

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

"eat" LOL

[Thecrimson08]

its seems all the xfm vids are being taken down..

[dom44444]

ever since I put the sausage in the toaster! LOL!!

[ucla4eva]

"One of them died" hahaha Ricky quick as fuck

[baldwin471]

"Skewl n that"

[Adventurestud]

how many pounds= 1stone?

[MrConnorDuffy]

@Adventurestud 14

[jacque123ish]

my fave pilk clip

[Twopint2222]

"panakin and that" hahahahha

[Stuffthatsfunny1]

My favourite karl moment should definitley be in the animated version series 3

[superArmysoilder]

thank you sooo much for putting these up making my media coursework fun :D

[beansandwhich]

what radio station and what time are these guys on?

[BadmanLiner]

@beansandwhich They're not on anymore, it used to be on a saturday afternoon from 1-3 on XFM

[Stuffthatsfunny1]

@beansandwhich Time about 2002

[TheNamesBettyNyahhh]

It never gets old...

[RichPlaystation]

@HawkerHurricaneMk1 I'm not 'going on', I was responding to your publically written comments.

[RichPlaystation]

@HawkerHurricaneMk1 Having listened to all the XFM shows through 8 times, and having watched Idiot Abroad on TV, and owning the book and DVD of them, yes I have seen them. However if you actually read what I said, I never said he didn't sound 'camp', I said he didn't sound 'gay'. As there is no way someone can SOUND gay.

Campness is not an indicator of 'gayness'. they are not the same thing. The word 'camp' to describe some aspects of him is correct, using the word 'gay' is not.

[RichPlaystation]

@Yunghustlagl6 No not most, some, so not all, as I said, but you removed your comment, so I guess this makes no sense now. Oh well.

[RichPlaystation]

@HawkerHurricaneMk1 Hmm, not really, it's odd sure. But seriously, 'gay' is not the word you need to be using for any of these things. Unless it's to describe a person who is actually gay, obviously.

[RichPlaystation]

@HawkerHurricaneMk1 I mean, camp as opposed to gay :P

[RichPlaystation]

@HawkerHurricaneMk1 He sounds a bit camp, yeah.

[MrJungleland1]

One of them died?

[tfaubix]

sausage in the toaster genius karl genius!

[Darwyn7]

XXXXXL? WTF IS THAT

[bowlerama2]

WOOOAHHH WORCESTER WE ARE FAMOUS FOR SOMETHINGGGG!!!!!!!! WHAYYY

[adphlash]

What - one of them died?

[MrScottlouis]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!

[townsjim]

sausages in the toaster wtf lol

[CornishRicky]

Does anyone know which clip is the one where Karl gets caught out for stealing an idea for a quiz?

[tzjc24]

Love Ricky's laugh at 3:46



[Tanno114]

he put sausages in a toaster!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

[stoikes]

When he's tellin Suzanne 'no, sausages are in here' and she's like get em out an panicking an that, i can't stop laughing. God it makes my cheeks hurt.

[BLACKSPORT53]

I nearly threw up I was laughing so much at Karls cooking fiasco

[lors999]

'what? one of them died' ha ha ha

[walkingtallprod]

3 people put sausages in the toaster.

[RdHertsUni]

"Too much messin abowt"

[BadmanLiner]

@JTC545 only 378 lbs lol

[BadmanLiner]

@JTC545 1 stone = 14 lbs

[JTC545]

@BadmanLiner alright thanks

[adam8xz1]

@JTC545 it cant vary lol that implies that 0 pounds would be either more or less than 0 in stones lol or that the rate of increase is not linear which is even funnier than the first 1 because that means if you pick up 10 pounds than pick up 10 pounds again you would would have picked up a different amount the second time in stones which is insane

[cuntylishus]

@gefan3 HAHAHA he's done you there :D

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@gefan3 I see what you did there. :)

[jpkalupa]

@JTC545 You were on the internet, watching this video... merely a click away away from google. Did you REALLY have to ask that?

[RichPlaystation]

@jpkalupa Come on, that would take actual effort, you should know by now that most people can't be arsed to do anything for themselves.

[jpkalupa]

@RichPlaystation Sad and true. 'I have all the information I could ever imagine at my fingertips...meh. Being a lazy pleb is easier, I'll just ask!' God damn apathetic, stupid trolls.

[jjaus]

@JTC545 Umm, go to google. Type in "convert stone to lbs". Be amazed.

[Joolz1982]

Don't know if you know. But Ricky Gervais linked to yr videos on his blog. They are wicked thanks for putting them up.

[BadmanLiner]

@Joolz1982 no worries. yeah i've had about 15000 views on this vid since he linked it

[mistervanderveer]

@BadmanLiner Make that 150.000 :D Gz

[tenaciouszep]

Ricky just linked to this on his blog :)

[bareriddimz31]

'It was ever since I put sausages in the toaster' LOL!!

[VimFuego72]

Sausages in the toaster!!! FAF!!!

[steeshlad]

Steve: apparently britains fattest family have shed 23 stone...

Ricky: what.. one of them died?

haha thats shocking ricky. so good.

[gpearson77]

Gerald Preston.

[prmathies]

Anyone else notice that it is meaningless that they release the season of An Idiot Abroad 1 a year ago and they release the second season now but now the 1st in the US. I mean, didn't anyone who cared about the first one already see it? I sure did. Looking forward to the new one.

[TheKimdunn]

Well,she didn't have to tell him to chew at least.

[AtheismFTW1988]

Ricky Gervais sent me here , Ah WOOP WOOP

Im glad he did , BUT im having bald manc round headed twat withdrawal symptoms , I NEED THE NEW IDIOT ABROAD series now ..... :p

[purplenurps]

@AtheismFTW1988 ok

[RepublicansAreInbred]

@arranw2006 I think most of the comments you see from the past day are from the freaks like us that read Ricky's blog :)

I'm going through ALL of the XFM series again, damn they're just genius.

[gpearson77]

De-fine comedy.

[jjirl]

There is something very sweet about the note and instructions, but "too much messing about" is a fantastic response from Karl

[arranw2006]

ricky gervais brought me here. anyone else?.....

[honeyglamourdancehug]

@arranw2006 yes ilovehim :) lol

[TheModCon]

Hah hah this.is.amazing.

[Kedchup]

Ricky linked me here.

[rtwoodlands]

@Kedchup whats the fucking point of writing this? everyone always does it to get a high rated comment, you twat. 

[Kedchup]

@rtwoodlands

I bet you once put sausages in a toaster.

[sneakitout]

The best thing about this episode is that later on Monkey News is about a monkey chef. In Karl's stories the monkey's are more intelligent than him!

[mrfundah]

WEN I SAY HEAD, YOU SAY ORANGE!

[Guvna07]

ROFLAW

[skilledtrailers]

When Steve says "Oh, come on" after Ricky asks if someone from the fat family died, he is definitely being sarcastic, but it is so dry and so subtle that I'm sure people who aren't familiar with Steve wouldn't notice it.

These guys are just so so brilliant sometimes.

[BGranat934]

you're not forced an egg

[lw13594]

Wish I had a Karl.

[scottie0904]

ROFLAW

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

Fucking mong, head like a fucking orange :)

[seekoober]

Karl Pilkington does it without the avocado.

I've never heard this clip before, thanks!

[kam81]

Christ De Burg!

[conorthelemonman]

Ricky's blog brought me here

[dofty]

@conorthelemonman Yeah same here! :D

[RepublicansAreInbred]

Bald Manc Twat

[jamiedaysolo]

gimp

[Dabs84]

They've found out your soul weighs an ounce.

[SheffieldUK1984]

LOLBASM

[alabam5]

Nice! A link from Ricky's blog!

[mariasheridan85]

I love this so much. Fantastic comedic timing fantastic everything. I can't wait for my an idiot abroad and ricky gervais show airing in the usa

[xquickstrykex]

this picture gets me everytime...this guy commented on another vid saying this picture looks like Ricky is taking care of the mentally ill...

[SparkyDoodlez]

@xquickstrykex ROFLAW. It really does.

Hysterical. Classic Karl. 

[Dantallica]

oh man, i was absolutley creased up listening to this! crying with laughter!

[treetrain]

THIS COULD BE PERHAPS, THE FUNNIEST SHITE THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I MEAN THAT WHOLE HEARTEDLY.I DONT JUST MEAN THIS EPISODE, BUT THESE CONVERSATIONS. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL!!!!

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

LOL I love when Ricky laughs so hard U can't hear any sound and he starts hitting the table *look at his face!" LMAO My stomach hurts so much xD

[tatuco8]

haha funny shit :)

[zsadistlover1]

The funniest thing ever. Thanks.

[EliteSpartan663]

If this plays on the radio , people driving might be listening .

its dangerous ! haha

[ZaPpaul]

Put on plate, eat!

[dilwich123]

Family shed 23 stone......GERVAIS - one of them died hahahahahahahaha

[MrRandleini01]

Sausages in a Toaster what the fuck Karl is brilliant

[dogwafter]

"ever since i put sausages in a toaster" LMFAO

[DyerMedia]

Was it a quiche?

[Dextrous]

Love Ricky's snigger after "XXXXXL"

[PrivateMinus90FTW]

"one of em died?" hahahahahahaha

[dimebagthegod]

Suzanne walked in whilst karl was plunging a sausage into the toaster.. LOL HAHA

[JTC545]

Do you have any Richard anderson clips i thought he was the funniest part and no one has uploaded anything.

[TheRandyChimp]

@JTC545 search Dickers XFM

[BadmanLiner]

@JTC545 i should of posted some but i didnt for some reason

[truckcompany]

@BadmanLiner

Has anyone found out who Richard Anderson was?

[BadmanLiner]

@truckcompany as far as i know his identity is unknown

[seethroughskin]

@BadmanLiner If you go on pilkipedia and type in Richard Anderson, you can see his picture! He's an author and "has recently self-published a children's book".

[BadmanLiner]

@seethroughskin haha quality cheers

[PJammerTas]

@JTC545 DICKERS!!!!!!

[TheUnofficialTruth]

@JTC545

DICKERS!!!!

[JTC545]

@TheUnofficialTruth LITTLE DICKY DONNA DOO

[Rosvolainen]

Karl needs a cooking show.

[AvalaDemson]

omg that was the funniest thing i have seen in a long time - i am literelly crying with laughter!!! XD

[dogfoetus]

I'd love to put karl pilkington in a room with stephen hawking

[dilwich123]

fatest family shed 25 stone - one of them died....hahahahahaha

[JDizzle5978]

How did Ricky get Suzanne's email? From the setup it sounds like he would of only gotten Karls reply

[AlexKing666]

I do like, after all the care Suzanne took with her instructions, he didn't even do it. Couldn't be bothered.

[thatkindofguy234]

Oh what I would give to go on this show

[timdenn]

@thatkindofguy234 We don't want you to fuk it up

[ghostwhiskey]

does anyone anywhere have a picture of suzanne?

[Bammarjackass]

@ghostwhiskey

No but my friend saw her in real life...apparently she's a looker. Go Dilkington!

[ghostwhiskey]

@Bammarjackass i suspected she was,chicks seem to dig pilkers

[jjjhilll]

@Bammarjackass Yes there are pictures, no she is not a looker.

[heartandsoul1988]

@jjjhilll well thats bollox cos there isnt.

[TheKimdunn]

Suzanne even has to tell Karl to eat.

[Richard16Law]

What, one of 'em died? LOL!

[MissPressPlay]

ive put cooking oil on my food before

[Figliobear]

4:09 mysterious gas leaving ricky

[sunnyforengland]

''have vve still got monkey nevvs to come...?''

[dkblakey]

is that competition still going??? BRILLIANT

[stonemonkey999]

'I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!' Ricky is amazing :)

[flipwhiptofuf]

0:44 Don't complain Stephen, everyone was thinking it.

[sloth82]

"in case he's reaching for bleach" XD

[ChristopherDone]

Chasing an ice cream van, I crapped up.

[Kullg4r]

Haha, the noise Ricky makes at 4:10.

[ifkan]

@Kullg4r haha thats ridicolous

[PeerlessKid]

How many people have tried the sausages in the toaster now? :p

[jonathand257094v]

Best Pilkington Clip ever! "What you Doing?" "oh me sausages and that!"

[Rosvolainen]

I was just about to write that I can totally relate. But luckily I heard the sausages in toaster part in time. I wouldn't do that. lol

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

ps Rickys always gonna die lol XDXD

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

12 packs of doritos, LOL fuckin hell! xDxD

[qloudz]

ROFL @ those instructions, and he didnt even do it. omg im dying.

[dissinitbig]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, and my sides hurt.

That made my day.

[ivansaastamoinen]

Cried of laughter

[Kullg4r]

"One of 'em died?"

[sirk79]

to much messing about :-D wow,how did he get food before susan

[Thatsthebadger1]

I went to school with the fat kids in this story hahaha worcester!!

[fozzyfisherman]

sausgaes in toaster i have never laughed so much in my life !

[GhostReconGuy]

I love it how Karl impersonates Suzanne Turn it off! Eeeehhh!

[stoprainingonme]

"Ahhhh! Turn it off!" panicking an that...

[WKaliberr]

The Ricky Gervais Show

[utdfordouble]

introduced some howler monkeys or something hahahahahaha

[WKaliberr]

....eat

[Archigearour]

@WKaliberr HAHAHAHAHA. Like if she didn't pop it down he'd just leave it there. "Wot? You din say eat..."

[MilesBennetDyson]

"What, one of 'em died?"

Gets me every time. Genius.

[ml07091]

"Did you enjoy your meal.... was it a quiche?"

That bit cracks me up for some reason

[ghostwhiskey]

yeah and after a slight pause he just says"go on"

[shawnadancing]

Suzanne: What you doing?

Karl: Oh, me sausages....

LOL!! "Panicin an that.

[marckea87]

sausages in toaster hahahaha

[Tanzz88]

ahahahahah, ahh for me the icing on the cake was;

"EAT." pahahah, as if he was just gonna leave it there like some sort of display/ornament for people to look at. ahaha oh, karl :)

[ytzuigt]

panickin' an' that...

[twentydashone]

wow he put sausages in the toaster!!!!

[Geldric]

00:42 haha, "wot, one of em died.."

[J4ff0rd]

@Geldric nah it was just a miscarriage

[BadmanLiner]

eh? i dont even know what voyspace is prick

[gossieuk]

skewl

[SamCocknose]

'eat' hahahahaha