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  • the "soldiers" in these videos are obviously being sarcastic.

  • did you film this with a toaster?

  • No doubt... Ft Benning was even easier....lol

  • Nice pog beret.

  • 240p we meat agin :/...

  • @AJxx117 Bad spelling, we meet again.

  • @AJxx117 meet*

  • buy a better filming potato yours is to cheap

  • This video was filmed with a toaster and a empty coke can

  • Horrible audio, yea.

  • was this film with a tostito?

  • 240p >.>

  • they let u take potatoes into basic?

  • What the Fuck did they say?

  • This was a waste of gigibites.

  • shut this stupid fucking 14 bit music off u cant hear shit..... retard

  • Remove the music, it obstructs the dialogue.

  • ...You succesfully misspelled "sergeant" did they teach you anything at basic?

  • this is hilarious

  • that's how it was for me

  • I cannot take you seriously if you cannot use proper grammar

  • Lmfaoo

  • Fort Benning 20111028

  • 20110419 HOOAH

  • @crakajack3 me too brah!!!...... ILL SEE U AT BENNING HOPEFULLY HOOAH

  • 20110412 HOOAH!!

  • can someone please tell me how boot camps like? I'm joining the army, but i dont know what to expect in boot camp.

  • I have been in the Army for 10 years and that is exactly how basic was for me to. The drill sergeants really do care and want to listen to your problems. That was 10 years ago. The Army has gotten even softer since then.

  • i leave for ft. benning on 20110425. cant wait

  • 20110228 Ft. Leonard Wood! HOOAH!

  • funny joke ya drill instructeres are really nice they'll shine your boots for you... yea right lol

  • LIES!

    They break you down! How else do you think they make video gamers and tv watchers and street punks soldiers!

  • 20110105 Fort Benning!

  • I leave 20110110 for fort jackson HOOAH!!

  • From 3:36 on, this video kicks ass.

  • I loved bootcamp, after a long march the sergeants would give us the best foot rubs and let us sit in the sauna;)

  • y not respect the rules and honor yourself and country by doing as your told.

  • this is all the PNN shit you hear at reception

  • this is some bull shit if you belive it you deserve to get fucked up

  • Honestly, If you believe this... You deserve to get your shit rocked and have your world come crashing down.

  • @jca2005 claim EVERYTHING on your VA physical when your out processing. I mean everything, every injury you received while your tour in the Army. when you start getting that check from the VA every month once you get out you'll thank me.

  • if you have shoelaces out they'll shine em for you, if you dont know how to spit shine they will show you HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • jihadworksbothways1 can you post a video of how that goes

  • @dantae666

    I would love to see how that goes hahahahaha asking a Drill STG that.

  • I agree with quickzilver333. What a dumb mistake I made joining the army. Now my body is all broken up and it's not worth it. Just shit on all day. Im on my second year and I ets in a little over a year. Can't wait.

  • Basic training can be both difficult and easy. You will have to have the right mind set in order to make it easy.

  • I love the Army!!!!! IT ROCKS!!!!!

  • if you even try one of these things you'll be fucked.

  • HAHAHA!!! Do not listen to these guys! In fact do the exact opposite... if you want to make it easier on yourself!

  • @jester6917 Hence the title of the clip..

  • ok sorry to say but put something real on here!!!! dont be dumb and ask your drill sgt to shine your boots or work around you!!! IGNORANT TO EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha the song comes off Beverly Hills Cop

  • I've heard that sometimes the Drill Sergeants let people use cell phones for like an hour on sundays from people that have already been through basic.Is this true,or was I misled?

  • @frylok69 Its true well sorta the last couple weeks you get to but other then that you dont mainly because they want to teach you that you wont be there every secound with their families but they know how the human mind works and they know that no one would join or stay in the army if they dident have any communication with their family

  • Funny. I was just told it was more like 42 hours with only 2 hours sleep and 14 hrs of standing at attention a day. Needless to say, the recruiter didn't say a word to that effect...

  • fuck u lol

  • damn thats some funny ass shit, drill seargent will tuck ur shoe lace in if its hanging out and make ur beds lol

  • LOL this is great. I wold love to see a guy go to basic with this expectations.

  • There's only one thing to remember about shamming. If you look like you're miserable, no one will fuck with you. They'll think you're busy doing something you don't like, and will leave you alone. :) This is especially true in basic training, as the it's the drill's job to make you miserable.

  • lol this is fort relaxin jackson

  • This is boolshit!!! do not follow these guys..

  • they don't tell you to  clean it up just to shove it to the corner of the room...genius

  • thats messed ya'll are setting these cats up for failure lmao!! oh wait, it totally makes sense this is airforce basic training we're talking about. Basic training isn't hard but ya'll are trying to get these new recruits in trouble lmao!!

  • wow your an idiot.

  • 40 rounds!!!!! DS

  • I don't smoke but fucking mobile phones are a necessity! British soldiers have had to use them when the radio comms don't work.

  • @infokemp Cell or mobile phones aren't a nessesity in Basic Training. We aren't in combat while there. Otherwise, they're a distraction to the trainees and an unneeded one.

  • yanks

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHA! OMG that's the funniest things I've heard in a looooooooong time

  • Haha funny video.

    Will they read you books to help out you to sleep?

  • ait we ordered pizza and had em deliver to window.

  • Thats cause your ate up and have no discipline

  • @Brazilianjj

    no thats because we could do it. they said if we could get pizza in without being caught we can have it. so thats hw we did it!

  • Thats pathetic... no discipline

  • brazil, so soldiers cant joke around, they have to be serious 24/7, they were joking about thier basic training, basic training in reality is VERY hard

  • No its not... Im in the army.. its easy as fuck

  • only because they focus on anything they can. Give them what they want.

  • you can't barely here what your saying cause you got that queer ass music playing I wish I could no scope you

  • wtf is this stupid music? can't here what he is saying.

  • @Musketor I agree. What is with YT videos of people talking with music playing louder than most of what they say.

  • @Musketor It's Beverly Hills Cop bitch.

  • I went through basic summer 1993 at Fort Leonard Wood. Back then, Army recruiters told some "terrible" lies. I think they all told the same one. One recruiter had been a Drill Sergeant at Fort Leonard Wood. He said, "This is the new Army. This is not the 1950's" He even told me, Drill Sergeants will even order pizza for you. Well, in basic, During the first week, someone asked for pizza, and at 2am we all payed for it.

  • jp thats hella funny

  • @jpd782 i have a friend who's ds did order them pizza after their last field training exercise, because they did a good job, but u DO NOT ask them to order one.

  • I can see at the end. But this guy asked the first week.

  • lol, he is an obvious moron then, id b too afraid to ask one to order pizza.

  • @LinkedMooMan117117 This statement also reminds me of the golden rule of basic; If you value your life and mental stability, DO NOT PISS OFF THE DRILL SERGANT.

  • lol, true. but a lot of people are stupid enough to piss 'em off anyway.

  • No, don't piss off the people reading your online stuff to hook you up with a date, especially when they've never had a job before or understandings besides a TM. Stay away from the internet if you are in the military. They have fun and eat corn chips while you suffer over and over again and are trapped by what's always trapped you. Equals can't hit you so they can do other things. Let us fight back in a fair way. I was respectful at first, but I lost patience. Nobody ever stops.

  • Once again, your incoherent ramble about the military.

  • damn straight. If it doesn't serve you, ignore it.

  • @jpd782 Huh, they told me the same thing in summer of 1993. Except that was at Ft. Benning. But you have to take into the consideration that the whole of Basic is meant to be one big mind fuck. Therefore, if something sounds too good to be true, it is. Don't fall for it, realize that they're fuckin with you and you'll be OK.

  • @rangerstubbs76 Oh, I know. I went through basic in 1993 myself. It's easier to mindfuck a bunch of 18 year olds right out of high school. They still think the world revolves around them. But, that's how one learns.

  • @jpd782 i just laughed so i hard,lol when i was in basic the DS told us we can have cupcakes and shit in the dfac,then one came in screaming at this kid "pvt is that fucking moon-pie wraper? alright pvt's everyone up stop chewing stop chewing lol their so funny man.....lol memories

  • @jpd782 What crazy mother fucka would order pizza in Basic? lol Even Fort Leonard Wood with their co-ed crap is not that weak lol

  • @wiggalama I know. Well, when I went to basic in 1993 it was still kind of old school. Females and males were trained totally seperate. We didn't see any females anywhere for a month. But about a year or so later they started with the co-ed. So, we were kind of the last of the old ways. But as far as the pizza? who knows what's going on in the mind of an 18 year old? LOL

  • @jpd782

    My brother went through Leonard Wood. Was Warrior Tower a curse for rain for you too.

  • @jpd782

    My brother went through Leonard Wood. Was Warrior Tower a curse for rain for you too.

  • @masmantour Actually. Warrior Tower didn't even exist then. At least we never saw it. I'm shocked at how many new things they have at Leonard Wood since I was there. I'm jealous. We were really primitive in our training.

  • @jpd782 I hated that WITH A PASSION!! The renamed the backwards crawl "The Golden" after me. C/2-10 IN Cycle 03-07.

  • @PGOLDEN88 C-2-10?? Nice. I was A-2-10 When I was there in 1993. C-2-10 had a MEAN female Drill Sergeant. EVERYONE knew of her.

  • AXEL F!

  • what is that guy saying about cell phones?

  • i cant wait to ask the sergeant to shine my boots XD

  • @jihadworksbothways1 Hahaha!!!!!! Then see if you can get ONE word out of your mouth before he shits all over you.

  • @jihadworksbothways1 Army recruits havent shined boots ever since they got the ACU uniforms. That would be funny to see a recruit ask tho. Then get choke slammed. LOL

  • @jihadworksbothways1 You'll be the first to "fall" down a flight of stairs I garuntee.

  • Minimum asvab score is 30

  • one day we were all smoking in the back stairway and a few minutes later a supply specialist came up the back stairs and sniffed around, but noone got busted. That part at least might be true :d

  • the saegents will do your bed and polish your boots ye right lol (i wish)

  • You don't need to polish your boots with the ACU uniforms. That's been long gone for years.

  • the airforce has the easiest basic training and JROTC is one step up from girl scouts

  • are you serious? the airforce has one of the easiest bootcamps? you obviously dont know shit about the air force.

  • Um... 6 weeks, easier pt, way easier pt test, weapons "familiarization day"... af are a bunch of pussy ass fobbits... lol ARMY STRONG HOOAH!

  • I think your right. When I deployed (I am in the Army Reserves) we would hear the air force guys bitch and complain that their living conditions were not acceptable! Are you kidding me? Soldiers and marines were getting shot and blown up, convoys getting ambushed and these snobby civilians in uniform were bitching about their living conditions. And they wonder why they are the laughingstock of the military!! Army Strong all the way!!

  • @edavismookie25 seems to be the consensus of the British military as well

  • AF BMT was chump. lol 320trs ftw.

  • @Johnthepyro1 you obviosly do not know anything about the Air Force.

  • im a girl and in afjrotc what is the airforce and basic training like?

  • These look like those sham asses that you see in basic that are getting chaptered out for whatever reason so the Drill Seargents just kinda leave them alone.

  • marines give thanks to the army, as you r branch derived as well as the airforce from it....and navy, your heritage is genuinely different

    GO ARMY

  • Marines nor Airforce aren't derived from the Army. Actually Marines is a part of the Navy and the Airforce, Navy, Army, etc. is under the branch of the Military.

  • WRONG Marines were actually a army regiment of 200 soldiers, when the navy needed someone to clear the beach landing, the army issued the regiment to the Navy, so that is when the marines became apart of the Navy, Dont talk if you don't know

    -PFC Baker 68W

  • I respect your knowledge of Military History although when I used the the term "derived" I meant as in they are currently a Department under the Department of the Navy.

  • November 10, 1775 is the celebrated birthday of the US Marines...The Colonial Congress decided to take a sterner attitude. A committee of the Congress drafted a resolution to create a new military unit, called the Continental Marines.

    This resolution was drafted in a popular Philadelphian inn called Tun Tavern, and was later approved by the entire legislative body.

    Stick to 'pecker checkin'..

  • oct 13 1775 Us NAVY established beat youagain dogboy

  • @JinnZhora You do know that the Air Force had it's origins as the Army Air Corps during WW1 and 2, right? Similar to the Marines using the Navy's components. It was made it's own separate branch afterwards.

  • @rangerstubbs76 I was saying that those departments are not under the Army currently because I had thought he had meant so. Not sure why I said derived but yes, I do know their origins are from the Army.

  • @JinnZhora no prob dude.

  • ok video was lame and as far as the whole airforce navy comments im in the army and yes its true its harder to get in to the air force...but jesus christ i work with them in i iraq and as far as being physcialy fit ..yeah right most are fat and lazy not to mention i watched an airmen lock and load just cause he saw a car...but still they are alot more tech. inclined death from above.... hooah

  • it may be hard for those who can't score a 50 on the a.s.v.a.b. but for those who can make a 50 can join the air force, but I myself was disreguarded by all the different branches other than the Army, I used to score on the practice in the very high 20's, but then the only branch willing to work with me was the Army, and I scored high enough to get into any branch I wanted and the recruiters from some of the other branches asked to see my score and had them with their foots in their mouths! X)

  • @nonstolticarborundi Don't really know what your point is, but I only scored a 32 on the ASVAB. Served a year in the WI National Guard as an 11B. I then went Active Duty on a Ranger contract as a 31U in the 75th Ranger Regt. Got tabbed and went to all kinds of Hooah schools after that. It never mattered a damn what I scored on the ASVAB, it was how good of a soldier I could be in the end.

  • LMAO settin you cherries up for failure.. fuuuuuck

  • What the name of the music?

  • Sounds like the Beverly Hills Cop theme song

  • DAMN theres some ugly ass fuckers in the army

  • the ugly ones are the strongest the ones that think they are sexy get there face blown off, Its called Karma

  • hahaa i like that

  • Agreed man

  • Looks like a bunch of POG's chillin outside the Fort Gordon barracks. Get a combat job ladies, your MOS is useless and probably done by civillians anyway

  • ha wow your cool. thug life is a really original name. and your a 30 year old? wow you are really cool douche bag

  • LOL that was fucking funny!! xD lol

  • WOW lol

  • Is the showering system at basic training coed meaning that men and women take showers together...

  • no, there would be alot more people enlisting if that were the case

  • lmao

  • if it was then there would be lots of rape and women going home pregnant. Think about it ;)

  • BCT next wednesday for me

  • i cant really hear it, turn the music down

  • the UNITED STATES ARMY

    HOOOAH

  • thank you for your service to our country and for the freedoms we take for granted

    my father is a retired US Marine and bled for our flag

    the hate some you people spew at our goverment was made possibal by the sacrifices, and lives lost to save you and your family from speaking (german or jappaness)

  • ...on the last day, fill your locker FULL of jelly beans!

  • These guys know exactly how it goes. Listen to them and do exactly what they say and you'll be fine.

  • BCT is about 9 weeks isnt it?

  • Ya.

  • oh ok thats wat i thought..thanx

  • 8...

  • You DO know that eventually someone will get caught with a cell phone or smokes, all because of you. Contraband is for real and they'll land themselves an Article 15 fast if caught. Best thing for everyone watching to do? Ignore and forget about this crap. Basic/AIT is short. Teach yourself some discipline. You'll be able to go right back into your old shitty habits once you get out if you want. Use the opportunity to better yourself as a soldier instead of being some schmuck like these guys.

  • very true, i didnt even have time to think about it

  • I like your style. Hooah.

  • @rangerstubbs76 nobody ever gets an article 15 during basic or ait for that unless they get multiple warnings. the only thing i ever seen anyone get was extra fireguard duty for a few days and get smoked a little longer than usual

  • @0587dave There were 3 of my fellow platoon members who recieved Article 15's without warnings, on the same day for making an unauthorized trp to the PX. They brought back all kinds of contraband, candy bars, cigarettes and other assorted junk and sold it to other soldiers. The other dudes were the ones that got smoked and the extra fireguard duty. Multiple warnings? Not in the Infantry School at Ft. Benning. You must have went somewhere else.

  • shine your boots With your tongue!! LOL do not do that in canada never herd of that

  • "I am a cow and I chew while I walk"!

    ...lunch stories!

  • exactly.... dont get caught...... that is what our drill sergeants basically told us. you have to learn to be covert. freackin week 5, some of my fellow pvts got chew into the company, and did NOT get caught. good times

  • lol reminds me of out processing rules

  • ummm... why were there cigarette butts on a recruit depot...

  • bullshit

  • what the fuck? was the recorded on a cell phone camera? Fucking retard

  • the beginning is right. dont follow their example. they're Army.

    Go into the Marines.

  • Parris Island in July BABY OOOOOORAH!

  • youll hate the next 4 years of your life, ur motivated now, u wait, shoulda went to college

  • i am in reserve

  • what ever

  • ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! At "Drill SGT have great memory" Ah that's funny!

  • it isn't sargent...it's sergeant.