SMBC Theater - Toy Soldiers

[d4rkypl]

MY FAAAAAMILYYY

[chunkstyle2]

Final boss, game ends, touch myself on the penis.

[kerplunkerfish]

Who wasted his life now, MOM!?

[alextsuname]

Betsy Drake Studstill is super hot. I am just saying.

[jgraves1942]

2:34 - 2:39 best part in the video. XD

[insaninater]

if you dont know when the game ends, how do you know when its time to masturbate? yea?

[toxikblood]

@insaninater Flawless logic. Oh wait, logic game. Fuck.

[evilagram]

Haha, you can't beat Korea in starcraft.

[GlobalPeregrinations]

Ireland should consider a name change

[alexandrite014]

Destroy Earth. Touch him on the penis.

[chunkstyle2]

"If you don't know when the game ends, how do you know when it's time to masturbate?"

[M0TYSHIZ]

So South Korea is a Refinery?

[stackman1525]

What are you talking about?

I'm Canadian and I feel fi-

*BOOM*

[Horchetia]

Ender's game?

[MagicYio]

James makes the best faces.

[Junodavidw]

So. I just noticed the sex robot is in the background. in the first 15 seconds.

[WingedDrant]

Fine, the final boss is kim jong il...

Well... um... well done?

[gorecutie]

Got that Star Wars shirt :-D

[nohurtme]

It seems like there should be some kind of psychological screening before putting total strangers in charge or the entire US military/nuclear arsenal.

[Portlandhardstylers]

Military redhead skldjf;laskjdfj

[Chewbaccanator]

James and Zack: Actual US military advisors

[Rabidhellbugs]

SELLLLF KILLLLAH!



[malatuwea]

damned she's hot....

[Samael527]

There are only 70 million people on the Korean Peninsula

[bwilliss1]

Sadly I find a lot of hardcore gamers are like that.

[SeraphCrimson777]

lol playing starcraft on a controller.

[wurmsrus2]

I was wondering why she didn't just unplug the computers then when I re watched I noticed at 0:47 they were never pulgged in to begin with. Isn't military tech amazing

[TheSully48]

achievement unlocked: touch him on the penis

[JungeFuhrer]

you just killed 100 million people!!

High Five?!

[Rascus75]

Whoa wait, I just realized, she's dressed just like Jill Valentine

[Rascus75]

That never would have happened if they had played as Protoss

[aviza12]

that's the wrong korea XDDDD

[cakeninja57]

thats canada MORE like fireland

[GrayStudios]

More like FIRELAND

[cloudbroken]

Anyone else think that Betsy would look like Cammy from Street Fighter if she showed more leg?

[YourXavier]

@cloudbroken

I'm in favor of anything that makes her show more leg

[cloudbroken]

@YourXavier Agreed.

[treekobob]

haha farmville

[Amconsequat]

Achievement Unlocked!

Planet Buster

[RoarinPanda]

For the love of god where can I buy a pair of those rainbow suspenders?

[rickrussell]

Play the logic game, touch him on the penis. The Cartesian Duelist!

[KeanuIIDAMAN]

Sex robot in background at beginning...

[avielMenter]

If those 100,00 people are all taliban, why is it an atrocity to kill them all? They're terrorists!

[Zolnierzu]

What's funny is that there is actually book "Ender's Game" with same plot :D

[kingblargle]

year 2012

[PH34RB]

Nuke 100 000 people, touch him on the penis.

[SnoweyMan111]

Ps3 controller. Oh please, they couldn't nuke if they wanted to.

[TextualFury]

Uh Zack, is the beautiful redhead your sister? If so , think she'd let me giggle and grope her before zipping away to giggle over groping her? Not that I regularly grope women... only with their permission!

[pratikh]

@TextualFury I think you had a chance before overusing the letter g.

[ominomeccanico]

touch him on the nuke

[burnummaster]

is this supposed to be funny?

[ZehEduardo]

SELFFFF KILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Blairinator]

+10g: ATROCITY!



[EphraimRodrigez]

THAT WAS THE WRONG KOREA

[barakvesh]

Also: Nuke Korea, touch him on the penis.

[barakvesh]

Every time James and Zach are in these situations, I always think they're playing the same two loser assholes.

[PostNoctum]

eh.

[mineofGod]

Hotpockets? o'__'o Let's do this.

[dutrareis]

Metroid Tron... id like to play that.

[Geddian]

Hey... where were the hotpockets?

[Amaterixen]

Wait...I'm Irish. xD

[stevenc123]

@Amaterixen More like Fireish

[FerreThoughts]

Viva la Ender’s Game!

[ngough]

@FerreThoughts haha that was the first thing I thought

[LemonFiEsTa]

I like how they earned an Xbox achievement while playing a PC game, using PS3 controllers.

[f4bl32005]

@LemonFiEsTa lets play the logic game that sound fun.

[nohurtme]

Judging by the remote control on their coffee table, I have the save TV as Zach!

[wriswith01]

Andy the bomb for the win.

[deabreu]

what are you doing with controllers in starcratft? do you guys think we never played an RTS so we don't know that gamepads are useless?

[thingymuwatsit]

Biggest genocide is best genocide?

[koshindan]

Hump a tank, touch him on the penis.

[HollowDelusions]

holy crap zach's packed on the pounds

[AcehighLawnmowers]

Why do I get the feeling that they made the 'Ultra Force'-pin ages ago, and then just wanted to make a sketch around it?

[cyncmaster150]

Her last line should have been.

You guys are fired. (boom 'esplosions")



[TubeofDestiny]

Street of Rage, in my SMBC ?

...

OMG TEARS OF AWESUMZ :'D

(also, thumbs up for sex robot cameo)

[halfaheartbongobongo]

damn im the only one who thought for a second here this was gonna have to have something with eminem arent i

[FightTheElite]

@halfaheartbongobongo

Looks like it, yeah.

Although now you mention it I can understand why you might think that.

[entrando2]

"You no hungry for serving you nation... in combat!

You hungry for Hot Pockets!"

Except that the Hot Pockets part was a lie.

[increasingcomplexity]

"+10 Atrocity" :D

[koshindan]

It seems somebody lost to a Korean in Starcraft recently... <.<

[Totema1]

And dye her hair red?

[Totema1]

Why did Cammy cut one of her pigtails and join the US military?

[Regalcow]

Recruit him to a secret military organisation, touch him on the penis.

[gurkenhamster]

biggest bomb ist best bomb!

[3Z3K13L08]

Wait, they are playing Starcraft with PS3 controllers? That's an insult to the game AND the PC gamers.

Funny sketch though.

[dutrareis]

@3Z3K13L08 its not sc, its rl

[B0Boman]

@3Z3K13L08 As far as I can tell, they got an N64 emulator on their x-box 360 (thus the achievements) to play Starcraft 64 and hacked the controller ports to be able to use PS3 controllers.

[duende29]

This has been the crappiest one in a while...

[Altik0]

Anyone else find it ironic that South Korea got destroyed by Starcraft?

[MrTomHeld]

SEX ROBOT, SEX RO-BOT!

SEX ROBOT, SEX RO-BOT!

[conkernog]

NOT IRELAND!!!! D:

[retardproduction626]

@conkernog More like Fireland! :3

[conkernog]

@retardproduction626 D':

[koshindan]

Every game has to have a final boss at the end. If the game doesn't end, how do you know when it's time to masturbate?

[EddyMcK]

Aiurland

[zupperm]

Zach was seriously looking like Tom Green with that hair and those facial expressions.

[Genesimmonsrocks]

Yeah... You totally play starcraft with Playstation controlers.

That totally ruined this whole entire video for me. Every single bit...

[AssholePatrol]

@Genesimmonsrocks

Also, Zerg using explosives.

[Rikeus]

Nuke a man, touch him on the penis

[shill8989]

Meh. I've meh'ed mehier.

[valkyrio]

is that kingdom hearts in the very beginning?

[leftovers0]

At the start I thought it was a South Park ripoff (y'know the one where Kenny commands an army with a PSP), but then it turned into its own awesomeness.

[codyrdy15]

STARCRAFT!!!!!!

[beakerbload]

I love you guys.

[ceaz3r]

Montains of Pakistan: done. Everyone's dead

[Celerity2]

Fake and gay. You can't possibly beat south korea in starcraft. No matter how much you try.

[reedlinksucks]

@Celerity2 their screw when the south Koreans get a hold of that tech

[valkyrio]

@Celerity2 that's okay, both of these were inspired by ender's game.

[ceaz3r]

Lol, fireland

[rosgori]

Of course, the logic game...

[stewinsalot]

Korea didn't retaliate? Wait, we successfully attacked South Korea?

[Renshato]

TERRAN OP

[slackerman811]

Was that Custer's Revenge on the board? Damn fine waste of time compared to playing another Megaman game.

[StrawberryBoy100]

THAT WAS CANADA.

More like.... FIRELAND. XDDDD

Also, blow up the United States- touch him on the penis.

[dchris1990]

Betsy is so beautiful

[girlover555]

So if the U.S. gets attacked the whole world blows up....

[siggeir666]

The logic game actually sounds kinda fun.

[AlienGinsberg]

It's like these are getting shitter.

[mgmchenry]

@AlienGinsberg I'm watching these out of inertia. I read SMBC daily. But one more dud, and that's the last video for me. Also - you can't beat South Korea in Starcraft.

[AlienGinsberg]

@mgmchenry Yeah, likewise. I'm not even particularly fussed with the comic lately.

[Sprintspeed]

I'm disappointed... I expected South Korea to come and whoop their butts at Starcraft

[Raykahn]

High five?

NO!

Hiiiiiigh....five!

YES!

BOOM!

[sketchyjoe]

Isn't this basically the plot of Ender's Game?

[Mindhawk]

How did Korea lose at an RTS?

[OriginalGigolo]

As an Irish person I'd like to report that we are ok, false alarm everybody.

[Uktrayf]

south park

[b0lkan]

Canada? More like BLAMada!

[wizardskunk]

meh, that one was too much like...a lot of the others you made...why didnt she just shoot em in the head?

[cymonsgames]

Good to see that graphics don't matter to you guys.

[Totema1]

BIGGEST NUKE IS BEST NUKE

[Mrlzman]

Hey, how did you get a young Chris Elliot to star in your videos?

[ratholin]

@Mrlzman Travel through time. Abduct Chris Elliot. Touch him on the penis?

[mozzarrella]

wait, was the us the final boss? CAN I MASTURBATE YET????????

[RichGilly]

Starcraft with no MOUSE/KEYBOARD!? What?

[BlackandBlueMage]

is that thom yorke? you guys got thom yorke in one your videos?!

[pratikh]

It's not like Ireland will even notice... that place has been constantly exploding for decades now.

[7410n0]

SC played with console controllers? No wonder they sucked.

[frosted1030]

Awesome!

[strayjohno]

More like BLAMada.

[ArcaneSky]

As someone living in the "other Korea" I have to be afraid. But I still laughed my ass off and love you guys!

[UncleFesterius]

Has Betsy lost weight? She's looking good... I'm just saying!

[Aperpheldy]

A woman? In the army? Oh now, that's just crazy

[BrandonLeSann]

Lets play the geographic game

[teambobert]

more like fireland!!!!

[RafikiEarthPaw]

Altered Beast on the chalkboard :3!

[IFknHateUTube]

ive been wasting my life for years.

lol

[sulfuricSHAME]

Nuke america, touch him on the penis

[red00devil]

Ender's game....

[Slayer5551]

Biggest nuke is best nuke

[sirald66]

One nuke per person seems like a through deterrent, until you get the last Slurpee at the sev.

[firstgunman]

Was waiting for the part where the 'wrong' Koreans fought back with their own starcraft team.

[iamacyborg]

That was terrible.



[Mrknowladge]

oooooh, let's play the logic game, that sounds fun... lol

[JoeTeeHeeTV]

i have yet to see a ps3 with xbox achievements instead of trophys

[Kaluriel]

@JoeTeeHeeTV

thats because psn is down

[Epsilonsquad]

Who wants to play SC: BW now?

[nhmarine02]

Achievement Get: 1337 Dumpass

[FHPvideo]

Happy Ending, Blow up Korea, touch him on the penis.

[ifarah12]

What about megaman 9 and 10?

[avielMenter]

Destroy the world so you know when to touch yourself on the penis.

[TheIRodent]

Let's play the geography game, that sounds fun!

[thefunkof30000years]

I just remembered there was a comic you guys did too.

[QuatroDiablo]

---The Game Over---

Drop a nuke on him then touch him on the penis.

[SAlpsu]

Betsy must never remove that braid, or that hat.

[irishtrash15]

I am from northern ireland and setting ourselves on fire is a national past-time.

[Tyler8756]

North Korea is best Korea!

[J14ngL00]

Diggin' the sex robot in the back

[DrKultra1]

So, who else here wats some rainbow suspenders?

[Doom2Guy]

How are you supposed to beat Custer's Revenge?

[TaxDeducted]

Is james wearing suspenders with sweatpants?

[silntdoogood]

@TaxDeducted I think I need to start doing that!

[chiroptera9]

@TaxDeducted you must be new here