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  • Press 9 for footballer porn.

  • Mouriniho: Pep, i raped your dog.

    Pep: Oh my god.

    Ibrah: umustbemad.

  • jose: 'ibra's gonna leave for AC Milan soon'

    Pep: 'yeah right'

    Ibra: 'doo doo doo doo

  • Jose- " you smell "

    Pep- "_"

    Ibra- " made you look a right twat " ( SLURP )

  • Mourinho : = i have a big ego due to my small dick !!! Pep : Huh? yeah i remember that hearing from his mother...... Ibra : shheesh small weener guy , pep is pointing out mou's mom in the crowd.. ! !

  • Mourinho: a shagged your wife

  • love it. Jose's a prick, but he sure is a character

  • he actually said i fucked your wife lol

  • "thanks for eto'o and the 25 million pounds"

  • soo cheeky

  • Hes A Snitch! O_o

  • I'm copying you.. I'm paying refs next season

  • " YOU GAVE ME ETO FOR THIS PUNK ,DUMBASS BALD MOTHERFUCKER"

  • ibrahimovic has a big nose

  • Gotta love the him

  • I fucked your wife.

  • - I peed on Ibra's bottle.

  • "It's not easy, i know" translation of what he said in portuguese :)

  • WTF mean What the Fuck??

  • Mourinho:I peed in this bottle!!!xD

    

  • imagine balotelli and mourinho in the same room, fuck me

  • @IxISTIGIxI

    It was like that at inter when mourinho coached there

  • mourihno:proximo anio voy para el madrid tenes miedo??? pep: te hubuieras quedado en el inter buuuuajajajajajajaj

  • wtf!

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  • Mourinho playing simple mind games what won him the tie against barca that night look at peps face not a good man for mind games

  • maybe it was something like this:

    mourinho: "Ibrahimovic doesn't fit in with your team of midgets, and we are going to beat you today"

    pep: "O_O 'he's right, this pendejo is even taller than me! I've never stood next to a giant before, hmm' "

    zlatan: WTF?? anyway, I'm thirsty so don't mind me.. *has more H2O*

  • wonder what he said to Pep, he looked mortified...lmao

  • Mourinho: The guy next to has nice hairstyle.

    Guardiola: *own face*

    Ibra: Hehe...

  • It wasn't Ibra who failed with barca, it was Guardiola who failed as a coch with Ibrahimovic

  • prove of the no humor of guardiola

  • Mourinho: you sell Ibrahimovic after this season

    Ibra: What The Fuck ?

    Guardiola: oh, shitt

    Pep was owned by Mourinho

  • mourinho: take your hand off your cock the cameras are on us. pep: oh balls.

  • Now that's a retard :)

  • Mourinho: "I have a small Penis"

  • Mourinho ....." HeY PEP ! I know it was you who farted ! i know yr nervous now !!"

    Pep......." Ok Ibra i need you to score , my stealy exterior is being unfurled by my flatulent interior and mourinho is cottoning on to that fact"!

    Ibra....... "Sorry boss but your farts are lingering across the field and it is inspiring our opponents , they can sense yr nervousness through yr farts "

  • @DrivenUpTheWall1 Wow that was so so bad not funny at all :L

  • @DrivenUpTheWall1 That is so pathetically not funny

  • @metsfano44 you mayb right but yr face sure is funny to look at

  • the reason ibra left inter was because he wanted the champions league then he decided to go to barca , the next year mou played vs barca and he told pep ibra went to barca so he wins the champions league cause it inter were winning ..... ALA MADRID!!!!

  • when i die, this is one of the things im going to ask god...what did mou say to him? lol

  • @joooski some people just dont know how to be funny...

  • @kinGsaL1515 what is that supposed to mean, im not trying to be funny at all im just curious

  • Mourinho: I just farted

    Ibra:No way me too!

    Pep: FML

  • murinho: i peed in that bottle :)))))

  • Mourinho: "Pep, you don't know it yet but Ibra's gonna grow the worst ponytail of all time soon."

  • " and when you sell him, he will start score goals from every corner of the field..."

  • Mourinho: U will never beat me

    Pep: *Poker Face*

    1 year later...

    5-0

    Pep: So... about that game u played against me... U said i would never beat u? Have fun watching this game over and over...

  • Eto'o had only 1 year on his contract left and said he will not extend so next year he would have left for free anyway. As for the £40 million cash, barca recovered that too. Milan paid Zlatan's wages for the first year that he played as a loanee, that saved barca £12m. then they paid £24 million to buy him. so that is £36 million. And I read that barca got around £3.7 million for jersey sales, commercials etc. 36+12+3.7 makes is around £40m. so, the deal was recovered. dont get too excited

  • mourinho: i'm taking madrid next year

  • It's really hard not to crack up at everyone guessing what Mou said lol

  • Mourinho: How about i win this one and you win the next 15 games between us?

  • "I told you that guy aint worth shit"

  • mourinho: "is ur hair growing or is it just me"

  • Mourinio a fucking idiot -_-

  • @lOlolOlolOloIOI idiot is you that even dont know how to write his name right! jajaja

  • Mourinho: I love you!

  • mourinho: i'm a looser pep!

  • FUCK STUPID MOURINHO AND STUPID MADRID

  • "i fucked your wife last night hehe *walks away*

    pep- "holy shit"

    ibra- "me too *drinks water*

  • Mourinho: My dick's bigger den yours, i though you should know.

  • Mourinho: The baby your wife is pregnant with isn't yours...

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  • Mourinho: Don't tell Ibra but, some of my cum is in the bottle in his hand

  • murinho: I PEED IN THAT BOTTLE

  • Mourinho: punch me in the face

  • Mourinho : You have come online on Windows Live Mesenger

  • Mourinho: I fucked your wife last night ;)

    Pep: *poker face*

  • Mourinho : Fuck me tonight

  • "Use pantene, oh wait your bald".

  • What did Mou said?

  • that day was a really bad day for all barca fans lol

  • @Cheezywhizz123 killed it bro.

  • Ibrahimovic is the most over rated piece of shit in football history, up there with Carroll.

  • @skillaboy Suck a dick

  • @skillaboy ibrahimovic is not as bad as carrol lol

  • @skillaboy I barely watch Serie A, but just check out some of his goals on Youtube, when he's on top, he's one of the best players in the world. To compare him with shitty ass Carroll is a joke. (And i'm saying that as a Liverpool fan...)

  • @skillaboy maaate your funnnyyyyyyyyy, u obs know nothing about football...

  • Mourinho the sex pest.

  • mourinho : he's a badass

  • Mourinho: I'll see you at 10 o'clock at the motel Pep

  • @p1i2t3u4 Damn, people like you always try to copy everyone else who got some likes, you will never get a likeable personality. thats the saddest thing ever.

  • @jmBlizo Thats true (; I also think that way.Finally, some racional guy.

  • He wants to know the secret behind Barcelonas success

  • He wants to know the secret behind Barcelonas success

  • lol boner

  • mourinho: let me win the league and il be on me way back to england

  • Mourinho : i'll be waiting in the dressing room

  • zlatan has an erection

  • Mourinho: Wanna know how to play him right?

  • Mourinho - Have you found the receipt for Imbrahimovic yet?

    G

  • FOR THE CAMERAS OBV

  • Mourinho: You know Zlatan will rape you when your alone

  • Mourinho : Thank you very much for Eto'o and €46 million.

  • @Joy2daaworld LOL so true

  • Creo que le dice que figura! 

  • le football est un sport qui se joue à 22 et à la fin c'est toujours le Barça qui gagne

  • I wouldn't screw with ZLATAN

  • Tutorial on achieving a top comment on YouTube: Go to a Barcelona video on YouTube and mention diving!

  • Lulz

  • Maurinho:Zlatan and Pique gay,no players :)))

  • i thought in 0:10 zlatan would go to eat the bottle ;p

  • Mourinho said after had told Zlatan in Inter Not to go to Barcelona because Inter would win. And here he says : I told you so

  • And and........Yep cos thats right :L

  • Ibra is going "......... Wtf bro?" Pep is going ".... Good point" and what Mourinho's saying, well. Doesn't matter, the mans probably right anyway.

  • mourinho: You win trophies; I use shampoo

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  • Mourinho: I am the special one.

    Ibrahimovich: I know.

  • Ibra <3<3<3

  • Cheers for the 60 million

  • I'm surprised Pep didn't jump on the ground when he touched him like that............ it was a real smack according to them.

  • come 2 arsenal mourinho..

    wenger is a joke n stingy...hes talking 2 much..

    we need a real manager..

  • @manrani90 arsenal has no money for mourinho

  • mourinho: "please can i win just one time?"

  • @SABONLADO they beat them in that match

  • @karzon444 No they didn't , with ibrahimovic in the team barça never lost to real. They won at nou camp 1-0 and in madrid 0-2 so don't talk bullshit

  • @SABONLADO dumb ass when mourinho was in inter he beat them

  • @karzon444 you are right, i thought mourinho was already at real madrid in this game. But why dumb ass? cant somebody be wrong or what?

  • @karzon444 oh yeah and if you read my reply it says that ibrahimovic never lost to real so i was right..

  • @SABONLADO were talking about inter. inter beat barcelona 3-1 but lost 1-0 in this game

  • Mourinho - "I fucked your wife Peps...."

    You know its true.

  • ibrahimović:wtf?!

  • Mourinho is a cheating arrogant cunt

  • I had fun last night..lets do it again..

  • Troll level:Manager. HAHAHA!

  • Mourinho:Sell him, he can't dive

  • @qawsedman12 i come to your mother and fuck your mami.. what diving? ho dives? pepe diving hahaha fuck ass bitch ass nigga son of bitch

  • @Albanian0017 just look on busquets, villa and you will see diving

  • @qawsedman12 whahahahahahah

  • @qawsedman12 hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­aha

  • "i blended up my shit and put it in that bottle" SQUIRREL

  • Hmmmm i dont care what is was he said. I'll be happy if soleone dumb mourinho, pepe and granero in a dumbster...

  • 2 mierdas interistas

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  • Mourinho: "Spanish dick cheese is pungent I hear Pep, very pungent. Like cheddar."

  • Mourinho: "hey zlat, two years an u'll be bigger than jesus ay? only in height lanky fuck"

  • "My mother gave birth to a dick."

  • "surely ur going to get rid of that £60 million waste of shit"

  • Mourinho: I like stroking hairy nipples

  • Mourinho Said: I have fungus inside my toe nails

  • The look on his face! Omg that was so good hahaha

  • mourinho : how can i win your team ??

  • Pep's emotion

    PRICELESS

  • omg , he says: asi es facil jogar ,

  • whahaha zlatan like are you kidding me ? hhaha

  • @ftlptba....this fagg is jealous cuz his mom can make it on wedsnesday xD

  • @freestyesful open your closet son and run

  • all these looosers try to say something funny seriously need to be stopped!

  • @ftlptba true

  • now you know why we sold him to you... it would be priceless with ibrahimovic right there

  • mourinho: 3 some after the game guys ;)

  • Mourihno and pep are both hero's we need people like them - Ibra is just a faggot xD

  • hahahha wtf!

  • Zlatan is like dude fuck off

  • @MsSkyler, that shit is hilarious lol

  • mourinho: zlatan, eat your water bottle

  • Mourinho: i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to gieco

  • mourinho is a really big dick :)

  • MOURINHO VS BARCA

    HEAD TO HEAD (CHELSEA,INTER,MADRID VS: BARCA)

    19 GAMES

    4 WINS

    6 DRAWS

    9 LOSTS

    WHO TOLD YOU MOURINHO IS BARCA'S NIGHTMARE?

    I THINK ITS THE OPPOSITE

  • Mourinho: Your ass looks nice in those pants.

  • mourinho : wanna suck my dick , im waiting downstairs in the locker room,

  • mourinho: i know you just bought him to piss me off and you're gonna dump him back to italy

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  • @Zibbit27 Mou coached Juve? Well maybe you are talking about Football Manager.....

  • @Zibbit27 Can you tell me which year he coached Juve? trololol.

  • Jose : haha thats what you get for swapping him with eto'o.. i win the CL and you go home hahahahah

  • jose said, "tell zlatan to wash his mouth out.... his breath stinks"

  • Mourinho: Well played Pep, we tried but your Barca were just too strong for us, maybe next time! Now how about that beer?

    looooOOOooool

  • @AceBean27 watch the dates mate mourinho passed to the finals battyboy

  • Mourinho: I peed in Zlatan's bottle.

  • @MrFaildog  mdrrr sérieux tu ma tué

  • @MrFaildog Mourinho, I Fucked your wife last night

  • mourinho:hw much money did dis time cost to buy d ref!!!

    

  • @AlooChip919...Thx dude... HAHAHHA