Mourinho : = i have a big ego due to my small dick !!! Pep : Huh? yeah i remember that hearing from his mother...... Ibra : shheesh small weener guy , pep is pointing out mou's mom in the crowd.. ! !
Mourinho ....." HeY PEP ! I know it was you who farted ! i know yr nervous now !!"
Pep......." Ok Ibra i need you to score , my stealy exterior is being unfurled by my flatulent interior and mourinho is cottoning on to that fact"!
Ibra....... "Sorry boss but your farts are lingering across the field and it is inspiring our opponents , they can sense yr nervousness through yr farts "
the reason ibra left inter was because he wanted the champions league then he decided to go to barca , the next year mou played vs barca and he told pep ibra went to barca so he wins the champions league cause it inter were winning ..... ALA MADRID!!!!
Eto'o had only 1 year on his contract left and said he will not extend so next year he would have left for free anyway. As for the £40 million cash, barca recovered that too. Milan paid Zlatan's wages for the first year that he played as a loanee, that saved barca £12m. then they paid £24 million to buy him. so that is £36 million. And I read that barca got around £3.7 million for jersey sales, commercials etc. 36+12+3.7 makes is around £40m. so, the deal was recovered. dont get too excited
@skillaboy I barely watch Serie A, but just check out some of his goals on Youtube, when he's on top, he's one of the best players in the world. To compare him with shitty ass Carroll is a joke. (And i'm saying that as a Liverpool fan...)
@p1i2t3u4 Damn, people like you always try to copy everyone else who got some likes, you will never get a likeable personality. thats the saddest thing ever.
Press 9 for footballer porn.
rsprodject 7 hours ago
Mouriniho: Pep, i raped your dog.
Pep: Oh my god.
Ibrah: umustbemad.
rsprodject 7 hours ago
jose: 'ibra's gonna leave for AC Milan soon'
Pep: 'yeah right'
Ibra: 'doo doo doo doo
Liverpoolistani 1 day ago 2
Jose- " you smell "
Pep- "_"
Ibra- " made you look a right twat " ( SLURP )
1SEPERATOR 2 days ago
Mourinho : = i have a big ego due to my small dick !!! Pep : Huh? yeah i remember that hearing from his mother...... Ibra : shheesh small weener guy , pep is pointing out mou's mom in the crowd.. ! !
slayered666 2 days ago
Mourinho: a shagged your wife
YNWAliverpoolHMFC 3 days ago
love it. Jose's a prick, but he sure is a character
Moppy1988 3 days ago
he actually said i fucked your wife lol
born2bewilddude 4 days ago
"thanks for eto'o and the 25 million pounds"
rsmusicvids4u 4 days ago
soo cheeky
bdgquicksilver 5 days ago
Hes A Snitch! O_o
bosnia1997 5 days ago
I'm copying you.. I'm paying refs next season
ghm107 5 days ago
" YOU GAVE ME ETO FOR THIS PUNK ,DUMBASS BALD MOTHERFUCKER"
KILLBILL984 6 days ago
ibrahimovic has a big nose
aryan2040 6 days ago
Gotta love the him
freshnup101 1 week ago
I fucked your wife.
MrODOking 1 week ago
- I peed on Ibra's bottle.
p2pskaterboy14 1 week ago
"It's not easy, i know" translation of what he said in portuguese :)
Marco81blues 1 week ago
WTF mean What the Fuck??
CarlosHung817 1 week ago
Mourinho:I peed in this bottle!!!xD
LyovPesPs2 1 week ago 2
imagine balotelli and mourinho in the same room, fuck me
IxISTIGIxI 1 week ago
@IxISTIGIxI
It was like that at inter when mourinho coached there
whatwouldelmodo 1 week ago
mourihno:proximo anio voy para el madrid tenes miedo??? pep: te hubuieras quedado en el inter buuuuajajajajajajaj
edytech1985 1 week ago
wtf!
daviDheavYcD 1 week ago
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Mourinho said "do you want to f**k me later? we can have s&x in the Chapel of the Nou Camp" ha ha then he said "NOT" XD
NickGPWin1989 1 week ago
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NickGPWin1989 1 week ago
Mourinho playing simple mind games what won him the tie against barca that night look at peps face not a good man for mind games
Flygon289 1 week ago
maybe it was something like this:
mourinho: "Ibrahimovic doesn't fit in with your team of midgets, and we are going to beat you today"
pep: "O_O 'he's right, this pendejo is even taller than me! I've never stood next to a giant before, hmm' "
zlatan: WTF?? anyway, I'm thirsty so don't mind me.. *has more H2O*
iclark2400 1 week ago
wonder what he said to Pep, he looked mortified...lmao
iclark2400 1 week ago
Mourinho: The guy next to has nice hairstyle.
Guardiola: *own face*
Ibra: Hehe...
gn0015 1 week ago
It wasn't Ibra who failed with barca, it was Guardiola who failed as a coch with Ibrahimovic
MrRetro90 1 week ago
prove of the no humor of guardiola
HashUurr 1 week ago
Mourinho: you sell Ibrahimovic after this season
Ibra: What The Fuck ?
Guardiola: oh, shitt
Pep was owned by Mourinho
GaZe7yYy 2 weeks ago
mourinho: take your hand off your cock the cameras are on us. pep: oh balls.
JohnTurk92 2 weeks ago
Now that's a retard :)
KilimitiFrriuuu 2 weeks ago
Mourinho: "I have a small Penis"
MrHALAMADRID1000 2 weeks ago
Mourinho ....." HeY PEP ! I know it was you who farted ! i know yr nervous now !!"
Pep......." Ok Ibra i need you to score , my stealy exterior is being unfurled by my flatulent interior and mourinho is cottoning on to that fact"!
Ibra....... "Sorry boss but your farts are lingering across the field and it is inspiring our opponents , they can sense yr nervousness through yr farts "
DrivenUpTheWall1 2 weeks ago
@DrivenUpTheWall1 Wow that was so so bad not funny at all :L
BINSROCK 2 weeks ago
@DrivenUpTheWall1 That is so pathetically not funny
metsfano44 2 weeks ago
@metsfano44 you mayb right but yr face sure is funny to look at
DrivenUpTheWall1 1 week ago
the reason ibra left inter was because he wanted the champions league then he decided to go to barca , the next year mou played vs barca and he told pep ibra went to barca so he wins the champions league cause it inter were winning ..... ALA MADRID!!!!
MrBadr1414 2 weeks ago
when i die, this is one of the things im going to ask god...what did mou say to him? lol
joooski 2 weeks ago
@joooski some people just dont know how to be funny...
kinGsaL1515 2 weeks ago
@kinGsaL1515 what is that supposed to mean, im not trying to be funny at all im just curious
joooski 1 week ago
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@kinGsaL1515 what is that supposed to mean, im not trying to be funny at all im just curious
joooski 1 week ago
Mourinho: I just farted
Ibra:No way me too!
Pep: FML
halobender1 2 weeks ago
murinho: i peed in that bottle :)))))
danymoubayed 2 weeks ago 3
Mourinho: "Pep, you don't know it yet but Ibra's gonna grow the worst ponytail of all time soon."
poppers112233 2 weeks ago 45
" and when you sell him, he will start score goals from every corner of the field..."
PastorPOR 1 week ago
Mourinho: U will never beat me
Pep: *Poker Face*
1 year later...
5-0
Pep: So... about that game u played against me... U said i would never beat u? Have fun watching this game over and over...
shagstotz 2 weeks ago
Eto'o had only 1 year on his contract left and said he will not extend so next year he would have left for free anyway. As for the £40 million cash, barca recovered that too. Milan paid Zlatan's wages for the first year that he played as a loanee, that saved barca £12m. then they paid £24 million to buy him. so that is £36 million. And I read that barca got around £3.7 million for jersey sales, commercials etc. 36+12+3.7 makes is around £40m. so, the deal was recovered. dont get too excited
otagheshomare4 2 weeks ago
mourinho: i'm taking madrid next year
zdravkoableful 2 weeks ago
It's really hard not to crack up at everyone guessing what Mou said lol
retyryrturueyu 3 weeks ago
Mourinho: How about i win this one and you win the next 15 games between us?
SABONLADO 3 weeks ago
"I told you that guy aint worth shit"
ca21ultraslan 3 weeks ago
mourinho: "is ur hair growing or is it just me"
Zuhayr2011 3 weeks ago 2
Mourinio a fucking idiot -_-
lOlolOlolOloIOI 3 weeks ago
@lOlolOlolOloIOI idiot is you that even dont know how to write his name right! jajaja
RealFilipaSilva 2 weeks ago
Mourinho: I love you!
MiLoveCats 3 weeks ago
mourinho: i'm a looser pep!
84503ty 3 weeks ago
FUCK STUPID MOURINHO AND STUPID MADRID
dozer479 3 weeks ago
"i fucked your wife last night hehe *walks away*
pep- "holy shit"
ibra- "me too *drinks water*
TheLilojo 3 weeks ago 106
Mourinho: My dick's bigger den yours, i though you should know.
TheLive2sexy 3 weeks ago
Mourinho: The baby your wife is pregnant with isn't yours...
Naruto69r 3 weeks ago
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SnowInTheSun 3 weeks ago
Mourinho: Don't tell Ibra but, some of my cum is in the bottle in his hand
coucaragamoc 3 weeks ago
murinho: I PEED IN THAT BOTTLE
MrAdultGuy199 3 weeks ago
Mourinho: punch me in the face
marounlebnen 3 weeks ago
Mourinho : You have come online on Windows Live Mesenger
MrSimonn7 3 weeks ago 2
Mourinho: I fucked your wife last night ;)
Pep: *poker face*
gtafan912 3 weeks ago
Mourinho : Fuck me tonight
TheRyankilo 4 weeks ago
"Use pantene, oh wait your bald".
DiEN0ob 4 weeks ago 2
What did Mou said?
MaRy1lol 4 weeks ago
that day was a really bad day for all barca fans lol
Mithaqjalali 4 weeks ago
@Cheezywhizz123 killed it bro.
Pmilooo 1 month ago
Ibrahimovic is the most over rated piece of shit in football history, up there with Carroll.
skillaboy 1 month ago
@skillaboy Suck a dick
EstupedMexicanz 1 month ago 3
@skillaboy ibrahimovic is not as bad as carrol lol
conzj484 3 weeks ago
@skillaboy I barely watch Serie A, but just check out some of his goals on Youtube, when he's on top, he's one of the best players in the world. To compare him with shitty ass Carroll is a joke. (And i'm saying that as a Liverpool fan...)
Paranoojja 3 weeks ago
@skillaboy maaate your funnnyyyyyyyyy, u obs know nothing about football...
xXxFoRzAiTaLiAxXx 3 weeks ago
Mourinho the sex pest.
NottMacRuairi 1 month ago
mourinho : he's a badass
terciptauntuku 1 month ago
Mourinho: I'll see you at 10 o'clock at the motel Pep
p1i2t3u4 1 month ago
@p1i2t3u4 Damn, people like you always try to copy everyone else who got some likes, you will never get a likeable personality. thats the saddest thing ever.
jmBlizo 1 month ago
@jmBlizo Thats true (; I also think that way.Finally, some racional guy.
wolfsream 1 month ago
He wants to know the secret behind Barcelonas success
airma89 1 month ago
He wants to know the secret behind Barcelonas success
airma89 1 month ago
lol boner
sroku16 1 month ago
mourinho: let me win the league and il be on me way back to england
SuperIRISHDUB 1 month ago
Mourinho : i'll be waiting in the dressing room
flamerdevil 1 month ago
zlatan has an erection
yaSso0oR14 1 month ago
Mourinho: Wanna know how to play him right?
elodavidsen 1 month ago
Mourinho - Have you found the receipt for Imbrahimovic yet?
G
xRMz 1 month ago
FOR THE CAMERAS OBV
jamjamsterjiggidyjay 1 month ago
Mourinho: You know Zlatan will rape you when your alone
SebArmer 1 month ago 2
Mourinho : Thank you very much for Eto'o and €46 million.
Joy2daaworld 1 month ago 131
@Joy2daaworld LOL so true
ARG3NT1N1AN 1 week ago
Creo que le dice que figura!
XXpesecitoXX 1 month ago
le football est un sport qui se joue à 22 et à la fin c'est toujours le Barça qui gagne
juventinito73 1 month ago
I wouldn't screw with ZLATAN
BlauGranaAlaMort 1 month ago
Tutorial on achieving a top comment on YouTube: Go to a Barcelona video on YouTube and mention diving!
sirjeffreyful 1 month ago
Lulz
xAKidCalledJoshx 1 month ago
Maurinho:Zlatan and Pique gay,no players :)))
TheMILANINZAGHI9 1 month ago
i thought in 0:10 zlatan would go to eat the bottle ;p
ftlptba 1 month ago
Mourinho said after had told Zlatan in Inter Not to go to Barcelona because Inter would win. And here he says : I told you so
Artuuri 1 month ago 2
And and........Yep cos thats right :L
CyrilLFC2012 1 month ago
Ibra is going "......... Wtf bro?" Pep is going ".... Good point" and what Mourinho's saying, well. Doesn't matter, the mans probably right anyway.
NikolajSAndersen 1 month ago 3
mourinho: You win trophies; I use shampoo
yeachanpark 1 month ago 2
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yeachanpark 1 month ago
Mourinho: I am the special one.
Ibrahimovich: I know.
ExileKhaan 1 month ago
Ibra <3<3<3
moazzamlxxl 1 month ago
Cheers for the 60 million
delboy19850 1 month ago
I'm surprised Pep didn't jump on the ground when he touched him like that............ it was a real smack according to them.
SuperBaaaaaaa 1 month ago
come 2 arsenal mourinho..
wenger is a joke n stingy...hes talking 2 much..
we need a real manager..
manrani90 1 month ago
@manrani90 arsenal has no money for mourinho
horuzCHANNEL 1 month ago
mourinho: "please can i win just one time?"
SABONLADO 1 month ago 4
@SABONLADO they beat them in that match
karzon444 1 month ago
@karzon444 No they didn't , with ibrahimovic in the team barça never lost to real. They won at nou camp 1-0 and in madrid 0-2 so don't talk bullshit
SABONLADO 1 month ago 3
@SABONLADO dumb ass when mourinho was in inter he beat them
karzon444 1 month ago
@karzon444 you are right, i thought mourinho was already at real madrid in this game. But why dumb ass? cant somebody be wrong or what?
SABONLADO 1 month ago
@karzon444 oh yeah and if you read my reply it says that ibrahimovic never lost to real so i was right..
SABONLADO 1 month ago
@SABONLADO were talking about inter. inter beat barcelona 3-1 but lost 1-0 in this game
MultiBman33 1 month ago
Mourinho - "I fucked your wife Peps...."
You know its true.
MrXile 1 month ago
ibrahimović:wtf?!
MrAerial72 1 month ago
Mourinho is a cheating arrogant cunt
gremlin123454321 1 month ago
I had fun last night..lets do it again..
superlilpokemon 1 month ago
Troll level:Manager. HAHAHA!
abc123456965 1 month ago
Mourinho:Sell him, he can't dive
qawsedman12 1 month ago 253
@qawsedman12 i come to your mother and fuck your mami.. what diving? ho dives? pepe diving hahaha fuck ass bitch ass nigga son of bitch
Albanian0017 1 month ago
@Albanian0017 just look on busquets, villa and you will see diving
qawsedman12 1 month ago
@qawsedman12 whahahahahahah
ikbennecow12 1 month ago
@qawsedman12 hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
spickproductions 4 weeks ago
"i blended up my shit and put it in that bottle" SQUIRREL
SuperBaaaaaaa 1 month ago
Hmmmm i dont care what is was he said. I'll be happy if soleone dumb mourinho, pepe and granero in a dumbster...
TheMarcus7777 1 month ago
2 mierdas interistas
bianconerimx 1 month ago
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bianconerimx 1 month ago
Mourinho: "Spanish dick cheese is pungent I hear Pep, very pungent. Like cheddar."
Simbacakesforever 1 month ago
Mourinho: "hey zlat, two years an u'll be bigger than jesus ay? only in height lanky fuck"
MrMikeLancs 1 month ago
"My mother gave birth to a dick."
Peanoob 1 month ago
"surely ur going to get rid of that £60 million waste of shit"
Jazzyj3ff2o11 1 month ago
Mourinho: I like stroking hairy nipples
SuperBaaaaaaa 1 month ago
Mourinho Said: I have fungus inside my toe nails
SuperBaaaaaaa 1 month ago
The look on his face! Omg that was so good hahaha
biskut0024 1 month ago
mourinho : how can i win your team ??
killbill13ful 1 month ago
Pep's emotion
PRICELESS
minhmeo1209 1 month ago
omg , he says: asi es facil jogar ,
flotus0 1 month ago
whahaha zlatan like are you kidding me ? hhaha
realrealmf2 1 month ago
@ftlptba....this fagg is jealous cuz his mom can make it on wedsnesday xD
freestyesful 1 month ago
@freestyesful open your closet son and run
ftlptba 1 month ago
all these looosers try to say something funny seriously need to be stopped!
ftlptba 1 month ago
@ftlptba true
IwillDOurMOM 1 month ago
now you know why we sold him to you... it would be priceless with ibrahimovic right there
virtualsnake1994 1 month ago
mourinho: 3 some after the game guys ;)
VeneRican1 1 month ago
Mourihno and pep are both hero's we need people like them - Ibra is just a faggot xD
iChevan 1 month ago
hahahha wtf!
thestarsdragonselite 1 month ago
Zlatan is like dude fuck off
agosti 1 month ago
@MsSkyler, that shit is hilarious lol
dreni79 1 month ago
mourinho: zlatan, eat your water bottle
SamColon 1 month ago
Mourinho: i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to gieco
MsSkyler3 1 month ago
mourinho is a really big dick :)
messileo10 1 month ago
MOURINHO VS BARCA
HEAD TO HEAD (CHELSEA,INTER,MADRID VS: BARCA)
19 GAMES
4 WINS
6 DRAWS
9 LOSTS
WHO TOLD YOU MOURINHO IS BARCA'S NIGHTMARE?
I THINK ITS THE OPPOSITE
XhavitDeari 1 month ago
Mourinho: Your ass looks nice in those pants.
guest101ism 1 month ago 16
mourinho : wanna suck my dick , im waiting downstairs in the locker room,
lakashipu 1 month ago
mourinho: i know you just bought him to piss me off and you're gonna dump him back to italy
brandykaiser1106 1 month ago
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Zibbit27 1 month ago
@Zibbit27 Mou coached Juve? Well maybe you are talking about Football Manager.....
superbackar 1 month ago
@Zibbit27 Can you tell me which year he coached Juve? trololol.
triXXareN 1 month ago
Jose : haha thats what you get for swapping him with eto'o.. i win the CL and you go home hahahahah
DDrogba113 1 month ago
jose said, "tell zlatan to wash his mouth out.... his breath stinks"
swiney007 1 month ago
Mourinho: Well played Pep, we tried but your Barca were just too strong for us, maybe next time! Now how about that beer?
looooOOOooool
AceBean27 1 month ago
@AceBean27 watch the dates mate mourinho passed to the finals battyboy
kalibradoboy 1 month ago
Mourinho: I peed in Zlatan's bottle.
MrFaildog 1 month ago 92
@MrFaildog mdrrr sérieux tu ma tué
russia829 1 month ago
@MrFaildog Mourinho, I Fucked your wife last night
manutdr8 1 month ago
mourinho:hw much money did dis time cost to buy d ref!!!
Ronaldo46realmadrid 1 month ago
@AlooChip919...Thx dude... HAHAHHA
freestyesful 1 month ago