Jake and Amir: Ground Rules

[SuckMyKintama]

Lol

[flyinghorseshoe666]

jake said that it is opposite day

which surely means that it isn't opposite day

[575th]

Should be breakfast this morning.

[edwin437]

lol same intro as locked out

[bondswaprate]

scary realization: I m like Jake to the outside world but at heart I am an Amir

[KnifeInTheAss]

this wasn't funny

[XLUpLoaderXL]

rule the first

rule two

rule tree

four

:DD

[gobananas229]

I miss the old funny jmirs

[FerroMc1995]

@gobananas229 this is 3 years ago.

[gobananas229]

@FerroMc1995 I know and im trying to say this is one of the old good episodes. I dont like the new ones where jake acts equally messed up.

[FerroMc1995]

@gobananas229 my bad and yhh me too although i do like airplane

[gobananas229]

@FerroMc1995 i agree its better when their is 1 retard and 1 normal guy

[checkmatethelife]

360p we meet again

[DHlifted]

soooooooooooooooooooooooo highh:)

[kazgrey6661]

Is weird that I think Pat is cute? And Amir? ...and jake (?)

[yohomey1234]

@kazgrey6661 why would you want some random persons opinion? .-.

[samber122]

"sorry i freaked out"

[TheEagleEnigma]

i love these old ones where jake humors amir :)

[mattman154]

... What does he do?

[keepcalmanbecool]

Top five easily GO JAKE AND AMIR!!!!

[cabooseTF2]

1:16 that face ALWAYS cracks me up every time I see it.

[SerialSkillet]

This is jake and amir....AYYAYAYAYA! Bahaha

[lolfully]

@ThePolkadog It's 3 years old...?

[Mr225gabe]

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[KraftingKingdom]

What do is there job in the office? :L

[iiTsukuyomi]

@KraftingKingdom what?

[The1chipdude]

@KraftingKingdom edit vids probably

[OmerPT]

The guy in the background is switching between work and youtube

[ThePolkadog]

This used to be so amazing.

Now...

..sigh.

[LizTheSinger]

I was laughing hard before the actual sketch even started because of the intro :D

[XilovepeetaX]

Omg jake and amir are such cute friends ;P

[mercilessfreak]

way to take orders from a guy wearing a star trek shirt Jake -_-

[mattbounce1]

He Said "Thanks" That means (fuck you) xD

[brozzahcheese]

0:27 FRICKIN GHOST COMPUTER

[TheDigitalStone]

Now i get it... Amir is a cyborg from the future. But he was one of the early models that screw everything up so they send him back to the past.

It's why the opposite-thing didn't compute.

[ballabate]

face at 1:14 is the best

[trager94]

But the number one rule is NO GROUND RULES.

[rollercoaster1111]

Today isn't actually opposite day. Don't go look it up.

[ByZymme]

Like if your watching this is 2012 :)

[liamliam123456]

@ByZymme Yes, it is 2012

[ShellsShellington]

DAMN you opposite day! You made me think!

[reydiyohed]

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[CpaulTIME]

patrick you're not a loser = patrick you are a winner

[asteroidwolf]

was anyone also watching something about BMX till the suggested videos brought you here haha.

[gummybearninja1000]

Me when I'm in algebra learning the Pythagorean Theorem

[HIKAJO]

I "didn't" like this episode and I "hate" jake and amir

[24getonmylevel]

@HIKAJO then "don't" watch

[HIKAJO]

@24getonmylevel I "don't" promise you I "won't" LOL oppesite days are so "not" fun

[XX11norwaygamers11XX]

lol rule the first XD



[thrufireandflame]

If Jake said it was opposite day, it means it isn't opposite day, which means it is opposite day, which means it isn't opposite day, which means it is opposite day, which means it isn't opposite day, which means it is opposite day, which means it isn't opposite day, which means it is opposite day, which means it isn't opposite day, which means it is opposite day, which means it isn't opposite day, which means it is opposite day, which means it- FUCK!!!

[TIMxisxHERE]

Breakfast tomorrow = Dinner Yesterday

...not tonight

[FireSqy]

@TIMxisxHERE Hmm... Why no breakfast tomorrow = supper yesterday?

[lordpidermann]

@TIMxisxHERE since when is dinner the opposite of breakfast? there is a third meal....

[m209786]

Anyone else see dramatic ghofer on the wall in the background when Cam era on Jake

[MultiHollywoodYoutub]

This "wasn't" funny :P

[time4jenny]

Watched in the 2012.

[ZZnipezZLeader]

Mw3 rules

[ItsOllyHall]

@cmpernoob69: definitely mw2 but camping is for faggots

[oshteen]

lejla is gay

[Devosimms]

Hahahaha all the people who didn't laugh haven't seen a Jake and Amir before that was brilliant

[0pteryx]

What the hell was that? This wasn't even remotely funny....

[Richjoker96]

Don't you know not to overheat amira Brian

[selfdestruct54321]

Thumbs up if you noticed the epic chipmunk picture on the wall behind jake! :D

[only64blocks]

@selfdestruct54321 its a dramatic gopher, look it up on youtube.

[darusgn]

doesn't the oh in the end of the video sound like a minecraft get hurt sound?

[vividneon]

1:07 dramatic gopher in the back round.

[SuperStevenHarper]

Opposite of breakfast tomorrow is no breakfast tomorrow. Seriously get with the program !

[Zelexy]

Amir sounds just like Ari Gold x)

[GoProAdrenalineJunky]

doesn't 'now' = 'later'?

[walzort]

Now...rule the first

[dallas4195]

he said my nose is not bleeding cause u made me think lol

[dallas4195]

lol

[Ceplir]

I just noticed that I speak like Amir when I´m high, haha!

[moonie2927]

u guys r hilarious

[tylercouse]

And that's why Amir can't think too hard.

[ImXxMrXxReTr0xX]

ahhhh 666 in the likes!!!

[Itsnotreallyrelivant]

face at 1:15 is priceless!

[heps2011xxx]

what do they actually do ?

[Nightmoch]

@heps2011xxx I'm not sure what they do exactly, but I think they just upload and record videos. They also have their own parts of the website to maintain, and Amir is pretty high up in the chain, so he probably does something businessy.

[TheMacAppleMac]

this not video wasn't not not so not cool twas not a dream!

[Torbyz]

@TheMacAppleMac retard

[unicorneye]

LOVED THE INTRO!

[37Richard73]

0:30 youtube in the top left corner by amirs face

[TheMrswilson55]

Oh sheesh y'all, it's about to be reality!

[GreenDay301]

I've been watching Jake and Amir videos for 6 hours straight. somebody stop me. PLEASE

[FinalFantasyLover14]

breakfast tomorrow = dinner yesterday

why does noone get it?

[smadamssss]

rule tree. 

[theonlyred4]

breakfast tomorrow = dinner yesterday

There is no opposite of today.

[Thezzdestroyer]

Joshr127, watch Smosh :)

[joshr127]

SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO STOP WATCHING JAKE AND AMIR!!!!!!

[alien14workshop]

@joshr127 Don't you could think too much and your nose might not bleed :P

[SuperBigmac67]

i thought amir didnt know what opposites were? (if you've seen " jake and amir: sickly" and you'll get this) haha

[meaganmariezuko]

@itsRYNOstyle actually, wouldn't it be "breakfast this morning?"

[yummyjellybeanz24]

Lol every time he thinks his nose bleeds

[HIKAJO]

it would be GREAT to have an opposite day,

or should I say TERRIBLE.

[ModernWarfare2vsODST]

breakfast tomorrow = dinner tonight

[EpicGamification]

@ModernWarfare2vsODST actually breakfast tomorrow=dinner yesterday

[iFightForPie]

@ModernWarfare2vsODST wouldnt it mean dinner yesterday?

[DCK1NNG]

@iFightForPie well the opposite of dinner is breakfast and the oposite of tomorrow is today/tonight if meaning dinner

[1bardh1]

@iFightForPie then what would lunch today mean?

[iFightForPie]

@1bardh1 dont eat and starve to death >.<

[1bardh1]

@iFightForPie lol

[cmpernoob69]

@ModernWarfare2vsODST Modernwarfare 2 definately

[itsRYNOstyle]

wouldn't it be 'breakfast yesterday'? ;D

[desidol22]

lol at jakes "mr.roger's" sweater :D

[froggyman218]

I remember when I was a kid and used to use opposite day.. oh the glorious confusion

[tyrahutcherson02]

Wat do they all so???

[Channel4minus1]

what does amir do?

[sloppywaffles]

face at 1:16 CLASSIC amir

[FionaCullen7]

Hey Jake can you print out the files for three, for me, for the clock meeting. Cool. Thank you.

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@FionaCullen7 i have farted on atleast one person from every ethnicity

[WatchMeSpore]

Should've said "Later I'm not getting it."

Not "Now you're not getting it". Gawd Jake!

[MsJanaer]

amir sounds a little sick

[MenAmongPoodles]

@MsJanaer probably his diet. well, it's definitely his diet.

[queenfrostine97]

@MenAmongPoodles nice one

[urastar15]

I'm glad Jake cares about Amir

[giggles090892]

See why did he do this? Amir doesn't understand things on a regular day.

[TheWhiteOp]

it's funny because amir is probably a really hard worker in real life for all the videos that say the people that stared or wrote the script i see amirs name a lot

[StrongIntelligent]

@TheWhiteOp According to his roast Amir isn;t a very hard worker. His biggest claim to fame was "Fat girls talking like skinny girls talking like fat girls".

[cat91872]

@denemboi breakfast tomorrow = diner tonight?

[MRAtPt]

Bad news boss:

My computer froze

[coolkatmehrfth]

Look At the wall with pictures behind Jake, DRAMATIC HAMPSTER!!!!!

[Sixty63rd]

I eat what I want, when I want, ..whhy I want! XD

[demenboi]

patrick you're not a loser = patrick you're a loser

breakfast tomorrow = no breakfast tomorrow

yes = no

hahahahaha amir is so smart!

terrible = good

[gftop]

@demenboi breakfast tomorrow = dinner tonight.....

[Drkbowers1]

@demenboi I get it, since its a double negative it would mean that he did want to have breakfast tomorrow.

[AnnieDifferent]

@demenboi Umm.. no, "breakfast tomorrow" means "dinner tonight."

Patrick you're a loser.

Dinner tonight?

No.

[Superbad1400]

@demenboi Breakfast tomorrow = Dinner Tonight

[99gab]

@demenboi haha ur right!amir got smart :o!!!!!

[seventrebec]

@demenboi breakfasr tomorrow = dinner tonight

[MorningMidget]

@seventrebec I think we get it after a billion people have said it..

[seventrebec]

@MorningMidget sorry i freaked out

[bttrflykiss7701]

@demenboi breakfast tomorrow = dinner tonight

[BrahnTheHandyMan]

@demenboi smart = stupid lol

[WahKnight]

@demenboi NO! BreakFast Tmr is Dinner Tonight! U fool! Watch More Jake And Amir to get it!

[DinoDude725]

@demenboi no shit

[tonyvspaulfreak]

@demenboi breakfast tomorrow = dinner tonight; one of amir's more common quips.

[carlsm95]

@demenboi actually "breakfast tomorrow" most likely meant "dinner tonight," a classic amir catchphrase

[kenierstad]

@demenboi breakfast tommorow is actually dinner tonight

[RMCdwadegowisconsin]

@demenboi so are you saying he's not smart

[MorningMidget]

@RMCdwadegowisconsin He isnt smart.

[MorningMidget]

@RMCdwadegowisconsin He isn't smart.

[RMCdwadegowisconsin]

@MorningMidget No because it was opposite day he would say he is smart because he really isn't smart. I agree with you haha

[flyingeye108]

@demenboi you got it wrong... -.- "breakfast tomorrow"=dinner tonight

[andakey]

one way to screw amir up.

[MrWisesage]

haha

[StormTheFuture]

Amir meant to say "Great" not "Terrible"...or he could have said it sarcastically?

[HerpFish]

@StormTheFuture It's opposite day

[Glamrockrapper]

@HerpFish Exactly, he said terrible. Opposite of terrible is "great". But I dont think that he finds it great that Jake doesn't want to eat ''breakfast tomorrow'' with him. u getting it ? ..

[chelseamuse72]

poor pat

[joshdrum14]

"ah my nose is not bleeding, you made me not think" XD

[MrProgrampro]

@joshdrum14 "because you didn't not make me THINK!!" :D

XD @ "breakfast tomorrow"

[NoidRoidN]

hey anyone know the episode with sam and amir and at the end they both laugh and then sam all of a sudden start crying and then amir does it too? i know, great description, but please tell me if ya know (:

[Glamrockrapper]

@NoidRoidN Jake and Amir - Understudy

Have fun. ^^

[imazebra1234567]

i love amirs typing in the beginning :D

[mysweetdom]

they would be so cute together!!!!! >..<

[riotinmayhem]

@mysweetdom As in...gay? e_o

[mysweetdom]

@riotinmayhem no of course not why would i mean gay silly! -_- .....of course i mean gay how ells could i mean it? -_-

[riotinmayhem]

@mysweetdom >_< Ok, could've just said yes or no... and you could've meant "Cute in a picture"..i don't know.

[BurgerZombieClown]

Ok im finally gonna stop watching these

[cloverfield910]

y does jake sound gay ? :/

[XxxXMrrandomxxX]

I laughed so hard. This is awesome.

[Lacariafilms]

dude ive been watching these for like a straight 3 hours!!!! i cant stop

[venom1876]

I am up up at 4:16 at night watching this, aftter I got home drinking tequila, wtf is this !

[andreasrundblad93]

Hey patric you are not a loser ............ Thanks

[marla2hip25]

They have used that intro before

[ShadowRogueZX]

nice lolololol

[ZekeWhiting]

I meant 1:15

[ZekeWhiting]

1:16

[limegreendonkey77]

"Breakfast tomorrow?-Yes-Terrible"<---"Di­nner tonight?-No-Great" MAGIC!!