I just came back to say.... hours after seeing this video I got the horrible image of TJ, all fat and hairy and sweaty... and from somewhere buried under him came the sound of NN bitching about how he better not be thinking about anything sexy.
TJ and No-Nooky-Nukey might sound kind of cute together, but can this upcoming film be unseen if one finds one made a bad decision to watch it after it's too late? :D
On a more serious note, that's a nice looking Ganesh and good luck with the charity.
boy will proportionalresponce be jealious when they find out it wasn't nuke but variablast in a wig pulling a lucy to sing a very strange version of mister rogers 'wont you be my neighbor'
wont you be, wont you be..my nigggot (hey tj's word not mine) LMAO!
OH FUCK!!! I don't even think I have the money... that Ganesha bracelet made me cream in my pants. I'm not even joking... it's messy down there!
I'll have dinner and drinks with Jesus for $5. He'd be a cheap date being able to turn water to wine and making loaves of bread and fish out of nothing.
I'm certainly no prude, but I don't want to see NN and TJ having sex...
@SCRulerShinoda Doesnt it look like the world is going to shitt by 2012? The mayans only said it will be the end and the beginning... The end of the FEDS if RON PAUL gets a fair vote, and restoration of our liberty/currency!
You should do more of this. This is amazing.
JoanMichele 2 days ago
I fucking love this XD extremely under rated. I'm a Tj fan btw so this should be proof not to hate if you're a TJ fan. His video about TJ was fair.
TeamMuffinFTW1 1 week ago
subscribed :D Awwwww Yeah!
rudedude1029384756 1 week ago
DRAGON PUNCH IN THE CROTCH!!! HYYYAAAAAA!!!!!!!
IvoryChalice 5 months ago
Wait, you mean to tell me that TheTruePooka is a real life breathing JEW?!? OMG I had no idea *unsubs* trololol
madjimms 5 months ago
You know, I'm sure you'd be able to do a pretty good JFK impression if you tried.
chadd990 5 months ago 2
@chadd990 :P
TheTruePooka 5 months ago
BTW, What if nephy is just a poo ? I mean doesn't that make the most sense ?
ForYeensSake 5 months ago
@ItsTheSuperFly Now you're going to have to snipe the auction to make sure she wins. >.<
TheTruePooka 5 months ago
CRUCIFY HIM! If you don't, I'll buy him just to do it myself.
NoNamesLeft0102 5 months ago
Excellent promo for the auction, Pook!
I was outbid for the bracelet last year and outbid on it already this year. It is just not in the cards for me to have one. :-(
debbieomi 5 months ago
LMAO! Tiny Plastic Jesus is a douche, but he's hilarious!
gir908922 5 months ago
Keep them cumming!
thor97470 5 months ago
Nuclear Night lol lovee you thetruepooka!!! I really love that Ganesh bracelet!!!
EmilyRoseLR1 5 months ago
please put a pair of glasses on that jebus......i need a laugh
Redpilldown 5 months ago
Gozer: "Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!"
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Oh no, it's the sonar demon from the deep NuclearNiiiiiiight!
Beached on a TJ near New Orleans. Coming soon to a porn theater near you,
as a double feature with Godzilla Does Winnie the Poo & Piglet 2! Raw! And uncensored, (until it reads Huckleberry Finn on YT, then all bets are off).
DonQuixotedeKaw 5 months ago
Happy Meal package? LOL did little jebus just unintentionally depreciate himself? (MD's sucks balls)
Nagneto 5 months ago
You are a very sick and twisted individual and I LOVE it!
HeavyTrafficAhead 5 months ago
hehehe, I have that candle holder (in white).
BornWithoutReligion 5 months ago
: D TPJ is a hoot.
dragon punch you right in the crotch-lol.
phenixwryter 5 months ago
Tiny Plastic Jesus needs a visit to the microwave oven.
ThomasTrue 5 months ago
Excellent work, my friend.
ChunxOfEarth 5 months ago
LMAO - awesome, Pooka, awesome ;-P
BrianJ1962 5 months ago
I never get tired of these.
6stringbadger 5 months ago
AHAHAHAHA
theinnerbadger 5 months ago
Tiny Plastic Jesus - Sex Slave Edition (w/ sermon mounting action grip) ?
DeathofSpeech 5 months ago
Tiny Plastic Jesus might make a good dildo...
dangerouslytalented 5 months ago
hehehe
no Rules of Aquisition? ;-)
SiriusMined 5 months ago
Speaking of Ganeesh and Jesus:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a christian?
A dead christian with an 18" asshole.
VoxNeruda 5 months ago
Why are the best jokes about being gay? And bumseks?
8DX 5 months ago
You could sell that plastic jesus for any amount of money you want. Have a bidding auction and watch the bids rise :)
Lisa3679 5 months ago
i would pay SHITLOADS for your mini Jesus....i dont care how that sounds.
russianradio85 5 months ago
NN and TJ would be hot . . . in a way . . . Or at least it wouldn't be worse than lemon party
godshiva 5 months ago
I love the bracelet! Now I wish I had the money to donate in order to win it!
abbynormal0ne 5 months ago
I just came back to say.... hours after seeing this video I got the horrible image of TJ, all fat and hairy and sweaty... and from somewhere buried under him came the sound of NN bitching about how he better not be thinking about anything sexy.
onlywhenprovoked 5 months ago
Hahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TJ and No-Nooky-Nukey might sound kind of cute together, but can this upcoming film be unseen if one finds one made a bad decision to watch it after it's too late? :D
On a more serious note, that's a nice looking Ganesh and good luck with the charity.
ScentedNectar 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
How much would I have to bid if I wanted to smack DPRJones over the head?
TehHermgirl 5 months ago
How much would I have to bid if I wanted to smack DPRJones over the head?
TehHermgirl 5 months ago
boy will proportionalresponce be jealious when they find out it wasn't nuke but variablast in a wig pulling a lucy to sing a very strange version of mister rogers 'wont you be my neighbor'
wont you be, wont you be..my nigggot (hey tj's word not mine) LMAO!
Curas1 5 months ago
Here it is ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120774929893
dalejr88 5 months ago
Are we getting a Coughlan/Pat Condell love-in next?
StanMarsh1 5 months ago
If I remember correctly, TPJ was going all diva last year too.
TheRecoveringZombie 5 months ago
I wonder whom god would hate most...
Adolf Hitler or a gay that's is also a jew.. that is also a liberal... that is also a democrat... : - D
WallieTF 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
and now we know, you're married.
Leonis1989 5 months ago
Btw why are you selling Barklord into sexual slavery?
2bsirius 5 months ago
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Ménage à trois nuclearnight and the amazingatheist?
Have you no shame?
If not, I want to watch :)
2bsirius 5 months ago
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2bsirius 5 months ago
OH FUCK!!! I don't even think I have the money... that Ganesha bracelet made me cream in my pants. I'm not even joking... it's messy down there!
I'll have dinner and drinks with Jesus for $5. He'd be a cheap date being able to turn water to wine and making loaves of bread and fish out of nothing.
I'm certainly no prude, but I don't want to see NN and TJ having sex...
tattooskin72 5 months ago
If Jesus was like this in the bible it would be a pleasure reading it :)
SwedishDreamer 5 months ago
I've seen TinyPlasticJesus somewhere before.
*looks up "weird insertions" subfolder*
Squagnut 5 months ago
Fake and gay.....
TheSpankymonkey 5 months ago
Man, tiny Jesus is an asshole, and apparently a huge nerd.
Didn't see that last part coming. =S
GreatgoatonFire 5 months ago 10
TPJ reminds me a little of Rizzo from the MUppets.... thats a good thing btw!
nelliediddle 5 months ago
straight, it's the new gay (or is that, gay, the new straight?).
you "stright guys" want smooth gental woman, but us GAT MEN, no ... we want HARD, STRONG, MEN, for our sex.
so tell me, which is more gay?
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sorry, just saw a vid with that general idea, just thought I'd share it with the world, enjoy.
eyallev 5 months ago
@eyallev
So it's "gay" for a guy to want an effeminate woman?
I'm sorry, but that's no where near as clever as you seem to think.
onlywhenprovoked 5 months ago
@onlywhenprovoked - Sorry dude, it was mildly amusing. You are just denying your inner gay, that's all hehe.
TheSpankymonkey 5 months ago
@TheSpankymonkey I actually just watched the comedy skit he yanked it from, and it was indeed very funny.
onlywhenprovoked 5 months ago
@onlywhenprovoked thanks. yes, I did do a poor job of retelling it.
eyallev 5 months ago
I want that tiny plastic jebus!!!
AtheismTV 5 months ago
gay and fake..
Hillsillverr 5 months ago
@Hillsillverr Jesus is real. Didn't you see him in the video?
TheTruePooka 5 months ago 37
@TheTruePooka No, but i saw you playing with a doll... lol
Hillsillverr 5 months ago
@TheTruePooka
Ok, so it's real and... you know.
SwineNahNah 5 months ago
@TheTruePooka Is it just me or does Jesus look a lot like Thunderf00t?
foxlake02 5 months ago
@TheTruePooka ROFL.
EwBriii 2 months ago
@Hillsillverr Oh hey there, man. Why haven't you given me any more proof of 2012? have you finally given into reality?
SCRulerShinoda 5 months ago
@SCRulerShinoda Doesnt it look like the world is going to shitt by 2012? The mayans only said it will be the end and the beginning... The end of the FEDS if RON PAUL gets a fair vote, and restoration of our liberty/currency!
Hillsillverr 5 months ago
@Hillsillverr Wow i would like to see you in the Cinema watching Avatar or another fantasy film ^^
every scence you would yell FAKE lol
Aanthanur 5 months ago