Black Mesa Bloopers

[amped46]

1:27 - 2:32 GlaDOS much? Also, hilarious

[okill1000]

Epic Ghost busters reference FTW 0:56

[liktu911]

1:38 - 2:23

[XenoSpyro]

They should actually include "does this vest make me look fat?" like, just before you get the hev suit

[MacJARedd]

@XenoSpyro Yeah, you mean like a guard in the wardrobe? :p That would be pretty funny.

[XenoSpyro]

@MacJARedd Locker Room

[MacJARedd]

@XenoSpyro Yeah, well it's the same thing.

[Caboose039]

The "WEYAH STICKINM TO YO LIKE WHITE ON RICE, BITCH" should be in the final game.

[Briggsman1000]

0:50 - 0:57 = LOL

[MrRevenant31]

Train announcer is AWESOME!

[ImChiaWei93]

" I only started laughing after 1:40.."

[Arabesquian]

1:40 That's the tram ride into Aperture Science's labs for you!

[moodyoldmoo]

I really hope we can hear more of these after release, and/or a way to make requests for lines.

[F4fullpower]

Ok...ok....one more LOL from the transcribe audio.

Disabled personnel may wait behind and pray for a miracle

Transcribe audio version

behind and pray for america's bitch

[F4fullpower]

Commencing sequence in 5...4...3..2...*laugh*

Transcribe audio version

commencing sequence c_n_n_. five. saloon. duplicate.

[F4fullpower]

"I'M STICKIN' TA YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE, BITCH!"

[F4fullpower]

"I'M STICKIN' TA YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE, BITCH!"

[JasonChang55]

the goverments goal in ANY situation is to nuke and forget. ALIENS!!!!! TAKATAKATAKATAKA!!!!!! area clear! beep! booooom!!!!!! OMG A ZOMBIE INVASION!!!!! TAKATAKATAKATAKA! Aream clear. BOOM!!! OMG... a portal into an alien world?! ....TAKATAKATAKATAKA!!!! area cl.... BUZZZZZ DIE HUMAN!!!!! TAKATAKA!!!! beep....BOOM!!!!!

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

CAN I VOICE GORDON FREEMAN FOR YOU GUYS? ;P

[SuperCatfire]

2:22 that would've been a good quote...too bad it's not in hl1. :(

[SuperCatfire]

WE STIKIN TO YOU LAKE WAHT ON RAHCE !@#$% .

[SuperCatfire]

0:56 Don't cross the street!

[halofanteam]

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Get aweyh from da beem!

[albusron3490]

thumbs up if you want Catzeyes93 back in the BM forums.

[impuseuser]

Glados somehow managed to hack into the Black Mesa transit intercom system XD

[CRF567LIO56]

Notice:they will make a gordon freeman in-game voice

sorry for bad english

[BrothersWeird]

I'm stickin' to you like white on rice, foo'!

[Luftah]

:DDDD

[aVoXchannel]

get away from teh biiiim

[boggy000]

1:38 best part of all.

[biakurai1]

at 2:02, It starts to sound like things GLaDOS would say

[MetroidFanClub]

get away from the beam

[Jokerfaic]

1:38 Sounds like me trying to listen to my homeroom teacher.

[yoshiops]

Please keep your limbs in the train at all times.Fastin your belts And do not feed the rabid monkey. "What?" do not attempt to open the door until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform "Must be my imagintion" Failure to comply may result in limb loss, Termination of your pass With a transit system, and a one way ticket to the principals office. "Pricipals office? what?" In event of a emergancy, ignore it and it will pass. "What the fuck?"

[Lskovfoged]

@yoshiops That could be so nice if it was an easter egg in the game

[yoshiops]

@Lskovfoged

4 month old comment still get replies? Yes. Problem? nope.

[Lskovfoged]

@yoshiops 4 month old comment still most liked? Yes. Problem? Never.

[yoshiops]

@Lskovfoged

If there was then the world would've gone into a armaggedon

[Awgez24]

@yoshiops Thanks, I saw the video but I thought it was necesary I actually read it.

[Kaito713]

@yoshiops please let this be in game

[MrRevenant31]

@Kaito713 They should put this in game as an easter eggs!

[ankharris]

They all sound Canadian.

[coolerthanu9]

1:42 is when it gets REALLY funny.

[Flood55]

Try playin this with Youtube's new transcribe audio.

Trust me. You get a kick :)

[number1Gmodfan]

We stickin' to you like white on rice bitch! LOL

[kevinohisamazing]

... was that last one... GORDON? I mean, Gordon only had level 3 security too...

[CatzEyes93]

I SO wish we could get all of these in game somehow.

[Ozuma11]

do not feed the rabid monkey

[supersonicbros23]

eat my fuckin gun you outer space octapus

[legotheanimated]

Transcribe audio: Do not read the Rabbit Monthly?

Gordon: What?

[themanclaw2]

0:41 sounds like Nibbler from Futurama.

[Yfr28]

Last one was actually very good.

[ShadeIsaac]

"If you don't succeed, try again, if you don't try again you will be hit in the head with a shovel"

Awesome, pretty nice bloopers. My favorite is the Tram, "in case of emergency, ignore it and it will pass, WTF!"

[stormshadow07]

@ShadeIsaac That sounds like something Aperture Science would say.

[1PlayerD]

Now..If you would be so kind........Doh.

[o0Emoil0o]

BAD

[The1FreeM4n]

do not feed the rabid monkey

I nearly died of laughing

[MrSHURIKENCHO]

00:16 = ah F**K XD

[naruto12345678912]

lol I really want the tram lines in the game, but keep gordon quiet. oh and keep the stick on you like White on rice bitch, I laughed at that and I'd love to hear it in the game

[ZoomingDakota]

Unless you get Ross Scott, keep Gordon QUIEEEETTTTT

[stomcode]

5 4 3 2 *ring......* lol

[zaptor32]

DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

something wrong in black mesaaaaaa

who you gonna call?

gordon freeman :D

[TheSonnybit]

DONT CROSS THE STREAMS

[supersonicbros23]

EAT MY FUCKING GUN

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

WE STICKIN TO YOU LIKE WHITE O RICE BITCH!

[Hunk412]

how about some % of the development of the game? :(

i mean, is this -1% ç_ç

[Isaiah6517]

is the girl rieflame?

[Medevila]

@Isaiah6517 No.

[boolun]

in case of an emergency, ignore it and it will pass.

[kevlar60442]

I started going into dry heaves laughing from 1:40 on. I now kinda want those tram lines to be included in game.

[robloxguy23]

HOW BOUT A GRENADE?!

[RCMPD]

Now, if would be so kind.........Doh

[vizardvolroc]

"What the F***?"

"Son of a Bitch(censor fail)"

^-- those were my exact words when i heard what she said lol

minus the censor fail :P

[MrSHURIKENCHO]

@vizardvolroc thats no censor fail dumbass thats the soutd thed kuts the outtake off from the others

[mattstorm360]

dont cross the streams. lol

[alexblushtail1292]

ROFL X3

[iceman78772]

1:36 lol i was drinking pop and nearly spitted all over my laptop

[bigstevie01]

Amateur voice acting ruins everything ever.

[ubermonkey120]

@bigstevie01 LEIK UUUUUUUR MAWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMM ololol

[TheQuib11]

cause im a badass mutha f###er

[iholyelement1265]

Maybe its being delayed due to the difficulty of voice acting?

[AFLoneWolf]

The funniest thing I've ever heard is from 1:39 to the end.

[thefilliesarecoming]

TAKE THAYUT! HOW 'BOUT A GURNADE!

[Liam9787]

lolololol at 0:52

[Dalophax]

"hydroxyl groups in alcohol" lol because its true

[kuba101cz]

0:25 "Eat my fucking gun you outer-" I rofl'd like 4 times at this moment.

[Combine605]

0:55 Arnold Schwarzeneger anyone?

"GET AWAY FRUM DA BEAM"

"GET TO DA CHOPPA"

[ChrisCrisp101]

DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

Ray: Egon, i crossed the streams :(

[billtamer]

1:00 lol

is gordan gonna talk in dis? sounds like him at the end in the train while it gives some rules

[legotheanimated]

now if you would be so kind.......d'oh *bleep*

[Rldm1012]

my phone will ring in 5... 4... 3... tw... oh, i've anticipated myself, sorry! xD

[Ahlbergooo]

What is that font called in the picture?

[bashira345]

2:40 = : / F you man. F. YOU.

[IAMBOBHEARMEHROAR123]

EAT MY FUKIN GUN YOU OUTER-

[solidfreak123]

Ross Scott now!

[hogmasta]

ross scott is needed.......... now...

[CShep99]

lol

"please do not feed the rabid monkey"

XD XD XD XD lol lol lol

[msuvenir]

commencing secuance in 5,4,3,2... *Phone rings  *POOOWWW

[buob1234567890]

0:48 cracks me up xD

Take that!... How bout a grenade?!

[casdfdfsdfds]

god.. catzeye(was it her?) making fun of rabidmonkey was priceless

[ruregah]

.....almost 6 years without updates ¬¬'

[destroyer129steam]

is that guy who says "EAT THAT! HOW ABOUT A GRENADE!" supposed to be a hecu marine?

[HeadInjuryGamesPro]

CRAZEE FOO YOU KNOW I GOWTTA STEH AT MAH POST AND YOU KNOW WHY TOO KUZ IM A BADASS MUTHAFUCKA

[destroyer129steam]

GET AWAY FRUM TEH BEEEM!

[Alexander1991]

0:36-0:42 Cracks me up! :P

[TheMooostache]

TAKE THAT.....HOW ABOUT A GRENADE!

[KirbysFeelingAwsome]

Hay dose this suit make me look fat.

[skylar15123]

1:40 I lol'd

[DrTranZ]

WERE STICKEN TO YOU LIKE WHITE ON RISE BEITCH

[Calvinator321123]

"commencing sequence in 5...4...3...2...*ring* HEY I TOLD YOU TO PUT YOUR CELLPHONES IN SILENT MODE!!"

[baholete]

He says the "RABID" monkey, not rabbit

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

WAT DA FOWAK!?!?!

[Skin2tightVideos]

the characters in black mesa source are going to sound like people now lol

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

GAIT EWAY FWOM DA BEEEEEM!!!

[Skin2tightVideos]

does this vest make me look fat LOL

[watever2529]

LOved the part where the the acting the biggining scene

[ChZ001]

lol 1:40 was fucking priceless xD

[NightSta1ker]

lol I love the transit system comm. Best "blooper" ever. xD

[nikopoulet]

dont feed the rabit monkey

[thehackerz101]

"HO YA BABY!!!"

[thehackerz101]

holy shit catzeyes93 is a girl

[kamagawa]

1:40 onward - you made me choke on my iced tea dang it - LMFAO

[halochief101]

1:39 = lolololol

[turreu]

2:08 WHAT THE FACK

[UltimateNation]

Three words: Get Ross Scott.

[av3nger3]

@UltimateNation

Ross needs a high quality mic before he can record for them if he did.

[villflakken]

@UltimateNation who's that?

[UltimateNation]

@villflakken Look up "Freeman's Mind." You'll know what I'm talking about.

[MegaFederation]

@UltimateNation oh that ross scott

[pcblah]

@UltimateNation i gave you your 100th thumbs up :D

[ReadyRave]

Lawl, I await the release of this game.

[ElliFong]

I love you, catzeye93.

[C0SM1CG4TE]

Thnxs for lighting up mah day THnxs for tha lulz :D

[damaster77854]

1:29 ROFLMAO

[Arvak777]

really good voice actors i must say...

[LifeIsStillADaydream]

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!1

[dragonbaas]

0:42 would you kindly....

[PurepOis0n123]

We're sticking to you like white on rice, bitch!

[samu350]

comencing sequence in 5, 4, 3, 2 *riiiiiiiiiing* xD

[Judes6647]

CRAZEH FOOL! YOU KNOWWA GOTA STAY AT MAH POST! And u know why too! Cuz imma bad ass motherfugger.

[tehhalders]

"were sticking to you like white on rice, biiitch!"

[TheZombieTerrorist]

@tehhalders crazy fool you know i gotta stay at my post, and you know y to cus im a badass motherfucker.

[erlemieux]

we stikin to u like white on rice BITCH

[ZeMovinPixxle]

GET AWAY FROM THE BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toxicgospel]

@ZeMovinPixxle PUT DAT COOKEE DAUN!!

[ZeMovinPixxle]

@toxicgospel DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheZombieTerrorist]

@ZeMovinPixxle DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS.

[ZeMovinPixxle]

@TheZombieTerrorist DON'T COPY MY SENTENCE!

[Torchaan]

HAHAHA XD hilarious ^^ 1:39-2:41 :D "-Do not feed the rabbit monkey - huh?" x3 :D ow and cute voice at 1:01 x) I think you should use the 2:23 :/

[Silvernightnl]

whahahahahhahahahahaha

[goombaguy2]

but the scientists all have higher clearance than gordon; thats y they can open the doors

[travazoid911]

lol you should so put a guy in the train at start of game saying all the stuff about train, and also , YOU ARE FUCKING PRO AT VOICES! and fail phone timing. anddd gordon is level 3 clearence too xD

[d3lta38]

wonder if ross scott (see freemans mind) will redo freemans mind when this is released

[tipicoindiohijueputa]

DO NOT FEED THE RABBITMOKEY!

[Yoh123123]

"If it is necessary to exit the train each man for himself and the disabled personal may wait behind and pray for a miracle" son of a bitch! jajaja so so funny

[bbbllluuu]

all of it make my lol sooo hard. XD

[KieranJF77]

fasten your seat belts, and do not feed the rabid monkey

what?

[G3org3Master]

"Im a scientist! I dont know anything!!"

[TheMooostache]

"We're sticking with you like white on rice, bitch!"

LOL was that really gonna be in the mod?

[Torchaan]

@TheMooostache ehh no this is the bloopers :|

[1337CaLeB]

We stickin' to you like white on rice, bitch!

[imnotstpid]

"disable personnel may wait behind and pray for a miracle" lol pwned

[KillaOfLight]

"In the event of an emergency, ignore it, and it shall pass."

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

[jakej2123]

Principles office? What?

[KronosFranco]

"Don't cross the Streams!"

[walleclub]

XDDD

[FoolFosten]

CRAZY FOOL! you know i got to stay at my post...and you know why to...because ima...Badass mothafugga!

[NATB100]

LOL! (The end is the best part)

[dano555666]

GIRL AT 1 MINUTE HAS THE SILKIEST VOICE IVE EVER HEARD.

I want to wear her voice as pants.

It may just be because im aus, but fuck sake I will jizz skittles out my belly button if it sounds half as good as that ingame.

[JohnCry1]

Rabbit monkey ! !!

[camper4dk]

Now, if you would be so kind............ Doh!

[guilmon182]

1:39 That's sound like something outta' Freeman's Mind. Best part!

[KoHaVOK]

I hope the one that starts at 1:38 stays in the game as is. (Without the guy talking over it of course)

[d3str0i3r]

@KoHaVOK i hope it stays in WITH freeman talking over it [yes that is freeman]

[Shiridan]

@d3str0i3

[bunnyspy1]

CatzEyes93 is a perfect voice actor for the tram :D

[ThinksWithPortals]

KEEP ALL OF THESE

[SpartanUnDead]

"Don't cross the Streams!!!"