@atheistsRblind1 The only thing worse than a religious person is a religious person who bashes retarded qoutes down peoples neck, i dont care about the afterlife when i die then ill worry. Right now though im gonaa have as much fun as i want be that taking drugs or having gay sex its irrelevant what you book says
I mean really...You can either kill yourself, or make the best of life. It's not that life is great; it's the only game in town. I didn't suggest cardio to imply you are out of shape(although you are). It's a good way to improve your stress-response mechanisms, and will help you avoid the vast majority of ailments associated with aging. And people are boring? Of course they're boring. Quit expecting otherwise. Ridiculous.
I mean really...You can either kill yourself, or make the best of life. It's not that life is great; it's the only game in town. I didn't suggest cardio to imply you are out of shape(although you are). It's a good way to improve your stress-response mechanisms, and will help you avoid the vast majority of ailments associated with aging. And people are boring? Of course they're boring. Quit expecting otherwise. Ridiculous.
I mean really...You can either kill yourself, or make the best of life. It's not that life is great; it's the only game in town. I didn't suggest cardio to imply you are out of shape(although you are). It's a good way to improve your stress-response mechanisms, and will help you avoid the vast majority of ailments associated with aging. And people are boring? Of course they're boring. Quit expecting otherwise. Ridiculous.
Buddy, you might want to get some prozac. If you don't want to, look within to understand why. I would bet you don't want to lose your "identity." Of course identity is an illusion. Now take the goddamn pills and ignore the tedious futility of life. Maybe it'll be okay, maybe it won't. But it's far more satisfying do pointless things as if they are meaningful than it is to do nothing and bitch about the meaninglessness of it all. Also, try getting some cardiovascular exercise.
To be mutual in awareness, is a chunk of meat made to be weak; kind of irreverent! Interpretation has nothing to do with morality; it has to do with decision, in which reality has succombed to what misunderstanding could be! Okay can be a sense of not belonging! It is vitality to be succombed; it has nothing to do ith purpose! You need to intern what understanding is delusional to you and move on. What thing is stuck in with the minotaur? A truent behavior in which beholds indifference! mistaken
@in2dionysus Well it's obviously a poem of some kind. Even if it's a famous one, that doesn't magically make it meaningful. To be fair I'm literal-minded, so poems that acheive emotional effect through individual words rather than concepts are meaningless to me. It actually annoys the piss out of me to read passages that clearly have no genuine semantic structure.
Atheism is a religion and the worse kind. Psa 14:1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
You, sir, are the man. Not only did you say it straight, but this video is also very well done. A true piece of art. This is a timeless classic that I can come back to and watch and it will continue to resonate with me.
@TheShameofaNation I wasn't talking about his smarts...anyone can grow hair on their face and yack at a camera...as evidenced by the amount of vids on myspace...Also, you don't even know me! Are you sucking his cock? Just admit it. You are.
@hanspeterpitsch Yeah right. If I had wanted to suck his cock I would have left a message on here saying I want to suck his cock. You're a typical male thinking that every woman cannot resist that ugly piece of meat between your legs. Dream on faggot.
@hanspeterpitsch No I never said ShameofaNation sucks cock. I asked him if he was. Are you ShameofAnation's boyfriend? It appears you are. Um no, lots of straight women find penis' ugly. Only men think they are attractive. Also, just for the record, women who find penis' ugly are not 'faggots'. What country are you from dumbass? Men who suck cock are called faggots. Double fail on your ignorance twat.
@rainbowbrainhead Yes you did :P I don't even know who that is and I don't care.
Hmm well ok I've never heard of that. I mean I get when women don't find it attractive, but ugly? lol that must cause alot of trouble. Faggot=gay. Faggot is a made up word anyway, so who the hell cares? I come from a country where people aren't as homophobic as you.
By the way are you some kind of modern day feminist or something? lol
@hanspeterpitsch You were the one who brought up the other poster's name, not me. Just because you don't know the proper use of the term, don't shrug it off as if it doesn't matter. You made an error and I corrected you. I'm not homophobic. what a laugh! There's worse things in this world than feminists - rapists, murders, etc.
life is not about getting what you want, but deserving what you get. one cannot really be happy without knowing that he deserves it. Those who pursue happiness are barking up the wrong tree. Self-worth is what you want.
This is one of the most interesting and eerie videos he's ever made. I actually had to check up what cognitive dissonance was on wikipedia to really get the whole idea, and it was quite enlightening. Really exciting video, look up cognitive dissonance on wikipedia for better understanding.
i think that you are hot. i think your smart. i like your opinion on most things even on things that i dont agree with i still find funny and see your point. i am very open minded. i could most likely get you off if you are into dudes, witch is my hypothesis, and or dudes of my type.not the point im stoned and shit.
I totally get you man. Wish i could meet you and talk about the world someday. Think we would really click. Especially the last part got to me. I believe that we share the same curiosity for objects and subjects. That's also why i watch your videos. I like to absorb new knowledge and improving myself. Thanks for this channel. Thank you.
Oh yes, I believe us three share the same curiosities that most men can't handle. I try my hardest to watch every video he has, but I wind up cumming too soon. So tell me, how loose is it?
This video really makes me feel like I need to change into my perfect vision of what I should be. I have to hone my talents and change my hair and join a band and go live as much life as I possibly can.
My life as I look ahead now is depressing, I want to forget what I have now and start again.
holy shit i feel exactly like you do. i look at my life now and realize there's so much i am not doing... often times what i'm "doing" half the time is just wasting time playing online video games and on forums. i could be out learning something new, seeing the world, etcetera. There is so much to explore and i feel like i'm wasting away by not reaching out to what better life i could have if i just tried.
@majorxsnipez defiantly not.... I'm trying to be altruistic and that means to be unselfish without regard to the whether I get something out of it... Wether if it's just feeling good or nit. U know what ur kinda right I really do hope that somebody ends up realizing this kid is just whining about something bad that happened. But what I don't care for is.... His whining. So there's your psychology for you
@empbac. ....hahaha whatever! I'm happy and yout not. And I still don't care ^^ good luck with feeling sorry for urself. I'll be on the top of the world
I watch this video every other month or so and re-read some of the comments. When I read your comment and I was wholly convinced that it was one that I'd left.
most ppl learn to identify with their image, they dont even think twice about the "realness", by watching urself on camera you remove what you feel your "character" should be doing based on ur desire for acceptance. "why do i do that?", "hey im kinda funny when i make that face"..etc. slipping into insanity, losing the malleable but gaining the new self image, is the only reason to live. get comfortable and do whatever the fuck makes "u" happy...idk..do u see what im saying..maybe just a lil???
Well, If we're confessing our oddities... I like licking oak leaves. Not for the taste, it just feels really cool. I like having my bare feet in mud. I like how ears look in the sunlight. There's this smell I keep smelling in completely disjointed locations that I think I conceived in my own mind, but it reminds me of a taste from my childhood I can't exactly remember. And best of all, I tend to live out a day or two in a dream, then wake up and live it again. Or is it the other way around...
Sounds like your suffering from rectal pupilitis (shitty outlook). Theres an easy cure for that. GET A LIFE !! Your where your at because of the choices youve made.Your gonna die a long lonely death. Now go wallow in your misery.
9:59 No, it doesn't make you fucked up at all. Life is meant to be enjoyed. Everybody likes something random or "weird", you're just one of the few who has the balls to admit it.
"Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; vs.29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, vs. 30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, vs. 31 Without understanding, covenant breakers, without
I'm the kind of guy who thinks ahead and I can plainly see that I am more happy than everyone around me. The people who don't think ahead are alchoholics who can't figure out why their wife left and they can't figure out why they have no communication with their kids. While my kids are physically and mentally the most healthy kids I've seen. That is an actual observation not biased by our relation. I think it's not about the intensity of pleasure but the duration.
things do not become okay ever. the only truth is selfishness with one life to live from a first person view y waste what time you have on others. exist in the way that makes sense to you. also i have pretty much all the same thoughts as you but u should tone down the anger i'm 19 with stage 2 hyper tension and stomach ulcers do to introspective thought of my pointless existence and the effects is has on life as a whole and the anger that comes with those thoughts
I think you would enjoy looking into Psychology, Quantum Physics, and me. And you are right, "things" as a whole wont get better for so fucking long, if ever. I love listening to you, I find your interesting to to end. ^_^ Have fun with your cold hands and clippy sounds. You rock. You are awesome. You are funny. You entertain me. You are wondrous. You are so many many great things, that it makes me really kinda sad that my vocabulary does not meet the extent I need it to in order to describe you
"Because I know that I'm fat and I'm lazy and I'm ugly and stupid" - Your only as fat as you don't care to be and as lazy as you let yourself be. You are not ugly, IMO, I have watched you over and over and depending on what you are talking about or how you are saying what it is you say I see you look a lot like many great men from the past. You remind me of so many great people, it's hard to look at you and not see a great man, your just so gorgeous. Nor are you stupid, how could you be.
You say that you are 'always looking too far ahead' to give something a chance. Correct?
No, you're projecting as to what may happen in your future, save the fact that everything has to circumstantially and sequentially and willfully persist to create the future that could possibly happen.
Tell me, do you believe you'll wake up tomorrow? You do? That's positive: because it allows you to live a life to complain about.
No,you simply encounter a large amount of idiots in your life.No, because you are someone different, you can actually think and act for yourself, while not being limited by stupid dogmas and/or religions.The moment you start to wonder and ask questions is the moment others begin to perceive you, ironically, as dumb. Where the truth is, they are dumb, for they do not seek truth, only comfort in their lives. If faith gives them such, they live in that faith and that’s basically all there is to it.
You need to watch these old videos again TJ... The idea that you're just becoming more entertaining for the crowd is bullshit. You were more entertaining here when you didn't try to be some pussy ass mediocre stand up comedian. By trying to maintain an identity, you've become less self aware, inferior to your old self, who tried to become more self aware, with less of an identity... Once a series of ideas... now just a caricature... a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid...
@Arizonababy. You said "quit thinking about it." "tune it out." hahaha do you realize how fucking stupid that sounds. but hey if you don't like what I have to say about your stupid little comment there. Then why don't you tune me out and quit thinking about it. Pretty hard to do isn't smart one
Dude you need to turn off the TV, internet and quit reading the paper. Go outside and put your world into perspective. VLOGGING is making you a moron who feeds off more VLOGs. Quit thinking about IT. If you can't do that then might I suggest YOU tune out.
i like the sensation you get after taking a dump or whill taking a piss, relief, the sensation of headbanging to a really heavy rythm that blows my mind, The sensation of playing an instrument to something that you know of sheer self-satisfaction does that mean i'm crazy or stupid?
It's all been done before: family, kids, job, mortgage, ballgames, barbecues, on and on. I agree it seems pointless and banal. That's why hedonism is so cool, it's all about the simple pleasures in life.
You know what? Suck it up. Apparently, since nothing is ever going to be okay, why the hell waste your life complaining about it? Accept that the human race is slowly destroying itself, and it's not going to get better. That doesn't mean everyone should sit around their house all day and be depressed. that's just adding to stupidity that is so abundant in our world already.
I think Youtube alone is evidence that a truly original idea for anything is very rare. There is a lot of mimicry. But AmazingAtheist has some pretty clever ideas. And I respect that at the least.
@akusuijin Yea I wish they wouldn't have put that video on Tosh.0. It really makes him come off as some retard trying to get people's attention. You should watch some of his more serious videos.
Probably my favorite video of yours.
GGORRO 1 day ago
You almost sound like an archaist or something in this vid...
Soetman 1 day ago
It becomes "okay" when you're dead.
JosiahSCooper 4 days ago
Brilliant.
Madkevin88 4 days ago
This video is more artistic than half the paintings in the Louvre.
TheAmbiguousNinja 6 days ago
@atheistsRblind1 The only thing worse than a religious person is a religious person who bashes retarded qoutes down peoples neck, i dont care about the afterlife when i die then ill worry. Right now though im gonaa have as much fun as i want be that taking drugs or having gay sex its irrelevant what you book says
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I mean really...You can either kill yourself, or make the best of life. It's not that life is great; it's the only game in town. I didn't suggest cardio to imply you are out of shape(although you are). It's a good way to improve your stress-response mechanisms, and will help you avoid the vast majority of ailments associated with aging. And people are boring? Of course they're boring. Quit expecting otherwise. Ridiculous.
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I mean really...You can either kill yourself, or make the best of life. It's not that life is great; it's the only game in town. I didn't suggest cardio to imply you are out of shape(although you are). It's a good way to improve your stress-response mechanisms, and will help you avoid the vast majority of ailments associated with aging. And people are boring? Of course they're boring. Quit expecting otherwise. Ridiculous.
Snakepliskinist 3 weeks ago
I mean really...You can either kill yourself, or make the best of life. It's not that life is great; it's the only game in town. I didn't suggest cardio to imply you are out of shape(although you are). It's a good way to improve your stress-response mechanisms, and will help you avoid the vast majority of ailments associated with aging. And people are boring? Of course they're boring. Quit expecting otherwise. Ridiculous.
Snakepliskinist 3 weeks ago
Buddy, you might want to get some prozac. If you don't want to, look within to understand why. I would bet you don't want to lose your "identity." Of course identity is an illusion. Now take the goddamn pills and ignore the tedious futility of life. Maybe it'll be okay, maybe it won't. But it's far more satisfying do pointless things as if they are meaningful than it is to do nothing and bitch about the meaninglessness of it all. Also, try getting some cardiovascular exercise.
Snakepliskinist 3 weeks ago
To be mutual in awareness, is a chunk of meat made to be weak; kind of irreverent! Interpretation has nothing to do with morality; it has to do with decision, in which reality has succombed to what misunderstanding could be! Okay can be a sense of not belonging! It is vitality to be succombed; it has nothing to do ith purpose! You need to intern what understanding is delusional to you and move on. What thing is stuck in with the minotaur? A truent behavior in which beholds indifference! mistaken
in2dionysus 1 month ago
@in2dionysus Did I have a stroke or something? I'm looking at a bunch of words...but I can't find anything intelligible.
Snakepliskinist 3 weeks ago
@Snakepliskinist So, you did not know you were reading!
in2dionysus 3 weeks ago
@in2dionysus Well it's obviously a poem of some kind. Even if it's a famous one, that doesn't magically make it meaningful. To be fair I'm literal-minded, so poems that acheive emotional effect through individual words rather than concepts are meaningless to me. It actually annoys the piss out of me to read passages that clearly have no genuine semantic structure.
Snakepliskinist 3 weeks ago
lose the hill billy schtick, thanks :)
DracoAquarian1 1 month ago
@DracoAquarian1
lose the retarded faggot schtick, thanks :)
buuski 1 month ago
I am having so many thought about this right now. Here's just a couple:
"Wow, that is really interesting,"
"TEH FUQ!?"
"Samantha would love this,"
"I agree completely,"
"I really don't want to agree with this,"
"Okay..."
"Wait.... why do I agree...?"
"I am not going to sleep tonight...."
heyDIDDLEtheFIDDLE 1 month ago
amazing atheist is the next messiah, the buddha of our times, and religion called "atheist scissorism"
franciscosierra01 1 month ago
Brilliant video.
Kamozeloraoz 1 month ago
hey you know what, you look like Jesus Christ. Lol :D
kilagotleb 1 month ago
If nothing else is ok, this is. You should do this live.
Ellotus13 2 months ago
that is seriously funny, in stitches laughing especially at the end bit oh dear, cheers for the vid. wow...
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Atheism is a religion and the worse kind. Psa 14:1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
atheistsRblind1 2 months ago
I like clipping scissors also. We are so alike! Let's has da butt secks.
TearsOfWar1 2 months ago
I fucking LOVE This Video!
mobekk 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheAmazingAtheist
no seriously you deserve an award for this video.
spaik007 3 months ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från TheAmazingAtheist
i hope you have hookers in your state.. i wish i had hookers in my country :D
spaik007 3 months ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från TheAmazingAtheist
I understand
conordawl 3 months ago
Youtube Poop.omg
totodile493 3 months ago
The more I watch this guy, the more awesome he becomes. He truly is amazing. He is the amazing scissor-snipping guy.
Draginvry2 3 months ago
This is definitely my favorite video of yours Tj <3
ShannonGailTakacs 3 months ago in playlist ShannonGailTakacs's favorites
You, sir, are the man. Not only did you say it straight, but this video is also very well done. A true piece of art. This is a timeless classic that I can come back to and watch and it will continue to resonate with me.
jimmyjubejube 3 months ago
@jimmyjubejube i agree with you, it's actually a masterpiece
Kill3rDyl 2 months ago
what is that song in the beginning played backwards? sounds like a dylan tune backwards hhaah. : ) : ) : ) you are the man by the way.
jimmyjubejube 3 months ago
lol
fallenempireoverdrve 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheAmazingAtheist
hahahahahahaaa fucking great stuff TJ
GoVir4l 5 months ago
clipping the scissors actually is kind off gratifying
unamaxify 5 months ago
This dude is even uglier and fatter now than he was 3 years ago when this stupid vid was made.
rainbowbrainhead 5 months ago
@rainbowbrainhead And he is still smarter than you.
TheShameofaNation 5 months ago
@TheShameofaNation I wasn't talking about his smarts...anyone can grow hair on their face and yack at a camera...as evidenced by the amount of vids on myspace...Also, you don't even know me! Are you sucking his cock? Just admit it. You are.
rainbowbrainhead 5 months ago
@rainbowbrainhead Pretty much, lol.
TheShameofaNation 5 months ago
@rainbowbrainhead Well you're the one that cares about his looks so I would assume you would wish to suck his cock.
hanspeterpitsch 5 months ago
@hanspeterpitsch Yeah right. If I had wanted to suck his cock I would have left a message on here saying I want to suck his cock. You're a typical male thinking that every woman cannot resist that ugly piece of meat between your legs. Dream on faggot.
rainbowbrainhead 5 months ago
@rainbowbrainhead Oh hmm let's see who is the one who asserted that TheShameofaNation sucks his cock?
Oooh right that was you! Way to blame me for what you yourself also said :)
And also, I do not think that, but you have the right to believe things without any reason if it makes you feel good, so rock on :)
And BTW, you're a women and find the penis to be ugly, what does that make you? A faggot :)
Double fail on your part, made my day :D
hanspeterpitsch 5 months ago
@hanspeterpitsch No I never said ShameofaNation sucks cock. I asked him if he was. Are you ShameofAnation's boyfriend? It appears you are. Um no, lots of straight women find penis' ugly. Only men think they are attractive. Also, just for the record, women who find penis' ugly are not 'faggots'. What country are you from dumbass? Men who suck cock are called faggots. Double fail on your ignorance twat.
rainbowbrainhead 5 months ago
@rainbowbrainhead Yes you did :P I don't even know who that is and I don't care.
Hmm well ok I've never heard of that. I mean I get when women don't find it attractive, but ugly? lol that must cause alot of trouble. Faggot=gay. Faggot is a made up word anyway, so who the hell cares? I come from a country where people aren't as homophobic as you.
By the way are you some kind of modern day feminist or something? lol
hanspeterpitsch 5 months ago
@hanspeterpitsch You were the one who brought up the other poster's name, not me. Just because you don't know the proper use of the term, don't shrug it off as if it doesn't matter. You made an error and I corrected you. I'm not homophobic. what a laugh! There's worse things in this world than feminists - rapists, murders, etc.
rainbowbrainhead 5 months ago
@rainbowbrainhead So what if I brought him up? Ok then I guess I was wrong if you take it that seriously.
And of course there are worse things, but two wrongs don't make a right.
hanspeterpitsch 5 months ago
If Bessie was so much of a pet, then it must have been a milking cow.
Why would you make a milking cow into meat? That's stupid.
TheRegimechange 5 months ago
life is not about getting what you want, but deserving what you get. one cannot really be happy without knowing that he deserves it. Those who pursue happiness are barking up the wrong tree. Self-worth is what you want.
enriquefloreshouse 5 months ago
That clicky noise is the shit though.
ToraJutsu01 6 months ago
This is one of the most interesting and eerie videos he's ever made. I actually had to check up what cognitive dissonance was on wikipedia to really get the whole idea, and it was quite enlightening. Really exciting video, look up cognitive dissonance on wikipedia for better understanding.
SensualLeopardDesign 6 months ago
What the fuck is going on??!!!!
ecopoliticalczar 6 months ago
I love watching his slow decent into insanity.
timscott61495 6 months ago
i think that you are hot. i think your smart. i like your opinion on most things even on things that i dont agree with i still find funny and see your point. i am very open minded. i could most likely get you off if you are into dudes, witch is my hypothesis, and or dudes of my type.not the point im stoned and shit.
MangoManWithAGrape 6 months ago
Best fucking AmazingAtheist video I have ever seen.
opeyheartshk 6 months ago
Every few months I'll come back to this video and comment on how this is TJ's magnum opus, just to remind everyone. See you guys in November.
pt3pry 7 months ago
I just flop my dick on your shoulder and tell you everything's ok. Keep your mouth open for daddy.
Rw7451 7 months ago
this is my favourite ever amazingatheist video!
Sundrownpaw45 7 months ago
This is one of your best videos TJ
Captain0Newman 7 months ago
you look like the young George Carlin at the start of the video
AraGuitar 7 months ago
6:45 genious
reznorfan7635526149 7 months ago
@reznorfan7635526149 genius* Pwned!
Revolution2pointO 7 months ago
I would love to have you as my best friend... but only one or two days a year.
george6900 8 months ago
@george6900 lmaoooooo
Blondie7521 7 months ago
I totally get you man. Wish i could meet you and talk about the world someday. Think we would really click. Especially the last part got to me. I believe that we share the same curiosity for objects and subjects. That's also why i watch your videos. I like to absorb new knowledge and improving myself. Thanks for this channel. Thank you.
VoltampTV 8 months ago
@VoltampTV
you're cool.
Sundrownpaw45 8 months ago
@VoltampTV if i could like this, i would.......
vegetafan100 7 months ago
@vegetafan100 Vegeta is a badass.
pacifiedfools 7 months ago
@pacifiedfools yes he is! ^^
vegetafan100 7 months ago
@VoltampTV
Oh yes, I believe us three share the same curiosities that most men can't handle. I try my hardest to watch every video he has, but I wind up cumming too soon. So tell me, how loose is it?
Rw7451 7 months ago
@Rw7451 haha LOL
VoltampTV 6 months ago
@VoltampTV
;)
Rw7451 6 months ago
500 years ago you would have been starving, cold, and sickly -- or stillborn. It's all relative, bud.
ReverendMatlock 8 months ago
WTF 2:49 I'd totally date you because you're a smart motherfucker and HOT so STFU! ;)
Fleursdelily 8 months ago
Lol wtf?
CiaoBello21 8 months ago
It's nice to know that there's someone else out there that feels the same as I do.
Kraized 8 months ago
i'd love to be friends with you, but im only 15 so people would be like woaaah wtf
mynameisvin 8 months ago
@mynameisvin What's wrong with that?
TheMrbubl3s 8 months ago
0:00 - 0:15
h'wut
ButtaNToast 9 months ago
This video really makes me feel like I need to change into my perfect vision of what I should be. I have to hone my talents and change my hair and join a band and go live as much life as I possibly can.
My life as I look ahead now is depressing, I want to forget what I have now and start again.
COUGHmcCOUGH 9 months ago
@COUGHmcCOUGH
holy shit i feel exactly like you do. i look at my life now and realize there's so much i am not doing... often times what i'm "doing" half the time is just wasting time playing online video games and on forums. i could be out learning something new, seeing the world, etcetera. There is so much to explore and i feel like i'm wasting away by not reaching out to what better life i could have if i just tried.
HisManifest 9 months ago
@majorxsnipez defiantly not.... I'm trying to be altruistic and that means to be unselfish without regard to the whether I get something out of it... Wether if it's just feeling good or nit. U know what ur kinda right I really do hope that somebody ends up realizing this kid is just whining about something bad that happened. But what I don't care for is.... His whining. So there's your psychology for you
lavenbp 10 months ago
@empbac. ....hahaha whatever! I'm happy and yout not. And I still don't care ^^ good luck with feeling sorry for urself. I'll be on the top of the world
lavenbp 10 months ago
I miss these kinds of videos from TAA.
Hyardacil 10 months ago
@Hyardacil Me too! His new videos just aint as "meaningful" anymore xdd
got2bHelle 10 months ago
ur a joke... kid grow up cause frankly im sick of it.
your in a bad time what. "you know what tj chin up cause its gana be ok"
your making your own drama and your living in it and your getting responses and attention from it and your thriving from it.
if your going to whine and feel sorry for yourself dont ask me to cause i dont care...
your whining and its pretty pathetic
Get over yourself kid
lavenbp 10 months ago
@lavenbp your whinning right now 2
ColdGrass87 10 months ago
@lavenbp And yet you're taking the time to answer to it, which shows you DO care... See the circular logic? :)
xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx 10 months ago
@lavenbp
Nay, methinks thou art the fucking kid.
empbac 10 months ago
Me to brother. =D
MrBranboom 10 months ago
genius
mensendike 10 months ago
I like bonjela - the painfull sting followed by the blissful numbness. I think that makes me more screwed up than you.
SilverShadows88 11 months ago
You sir...i..wow
nakosos 11 months ago
my favorite taa vid
canerdc 11 months ago
LOOOOOVVEE ITT!!!
Abno6 11 months ago
I also like to mess with scissors for the clicking sound. It's not as weird as people think. lol
Fleshy91 11 months ago
I use hand sanitizer because I like the smell...
MooooonDemon 11 months ago
tj as awsome as u are, dont use the 'n' word
thefatguy303 1 year ago
@thefatguy303
Why?
395Javelin 11 months ago
@thefatguy303
you're taking it out of context
mensendike 10 months ago
Four videos in one?!
Mswordx23 1 year ago
this video makes me want to touch myself
Frog869 1 year ago
I think this is my all-time favorite AmazingAtheist video. Holy motherfucking shit.
Zer00Sum 1 year ago
@Zer00Sum
I watch this video every other month or so and re-read some of the comments. When I read your comment and I was wholly convinced that it was one that I'd left.
Setay11 10 months ago
Try some Yoga. It will guide you.
MrKais1119 1 year ago
This one is the best yet. Way to go, man!
parahumanoid 1 year ago
I think somebody needs a hug. :-[
fizzingwhizbeee 1 year ago
I agree. Love it. I can identify with losing yourself in yourself, so to speak.
captainabrhamlincoln 1 year ago
best video ever
electorg 1 year ago
Am I high O.o'
XxtwotapxX 1 year ago
10:13 - 10:18 lmfao charles manson's epic answer!!
adamjek22 1 year ago
the death of your father really hit you hard, right?
schootingstarr 1 year ago
i do that hand sanitizer (or how ever you wright that) at work too. Just because I kinda like the smell of it ^^ I don't think you're weird at all :P
stoikr 1 year ago
just to clarify, thought the video was great, totally vibin with ur inner dialogue, keep goin strong bro
yourCashCoach 1 year ago
most ppl learn to identify with their image, they dont even think twice about the "realness", by watching urself on camera you remove what you feel your "character" should be doing based on ur desire for acceptance. "why do i do that?", "hey im kinda funny when i make that face"..etc. slipping into insanity, losing the malleable but gaining the new self image, is the only reason to live. get comfortable and do whatever the fuck makes "u" happy...idk..do u see what im saying..maybe just a lil???
yourCashCoach 1 year ago
I know what you mean, regarding relationships. I feel the same way.
dellaire11 1 year ago
That was strangely Kubrickish. oO
M3n747 1 year ago
Wow you're a depressed person.
Tait011 1 year ago
your right . my life is a joke .
A1ml33y 1 year ago
the most epic win of the redneck impersonation is that he thought the cow was a boy.
fredjustsucks 1 year ago
5:30 TJ has achieved Cognitive Goatsenance
Riyuzakisan 1 year ago
Well, If we're confessing our oddities... I like licking oak leaves. Not for the taste, it just feels really cool. I like having my bare feet in mud. I like how ears look in the sunlight. There's this smell I keep smelling in completely disjointed locations that I think I conceived in my own mind, but it reminds me of a taste from my childhood I can't exactly remember. And best of all, I tend to live out a day or two in a dream, then wake up and live it again. Or is it the other way around...
Mattt8D 1 year ago
Sounds like your suffering from rectal pupilitis (shitty outlook). Theres an easy cure for that. GET A LIFE !! Your where your at because of the choices youve made.Your gonna die a long lonely death. Now go wallow in your misery.
flyin2low2c 1 year ago
@flyin2low2c
spot on..
Tait011 1 year ago
9:59 No, it doesn't make you fucked up at all. Life is meant to be enjoyed. Everybody likes something random or "weird", you're just one of the few who has the balls to admit it.
pernch 1 year ago
Thank you, Amazing Atheist, for not being a boring fucking shit like everyone else
FailBlob 1 year ago
lol, if it wouldn't be okay, you wouldn't have had multiple incidents to frustrate you with, over people telling you "it's going to be okay"
noobler9 1 year ago
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"Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; vs.29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, vs. 30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, vs. 31 Without understanding, covenant breakers, without
moseseseseses 1 year ago
I'm the kind of guy who thinks ahead and I can plainly see that I am more happy than everyone around me. The people who don't think ahead are alchoholics who can't figure out why their wife left and they can't figure out why they have no communication with their kids. While my kids are physically and mentally the most healthy kids I've seen. That is an actual observation not biased by our relation. I think it's not about the intensity of pleasure but the duration.
Atomikbrainfu 1 year ago
NOOOO!!!! not Betsy !! lol
videoposter555 1 year ago
Great monologue!
This is how ny nightmares look like most of the time... :)
But Hey! What does my life comes down to?
Maybe I should just kill myself?
Nooo, wait a minute!
I think this "thinker" lacks a dose of curiosity.
Try some curiosity for a while, twice a day, then tell me if you feel any different.
fulehammare 1 year ago
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iamzhippoppotimus 1 year ago
Your thumbnail looks like the cover of Dead Alive where the chick is ripping of her face.
thejoebuck86 1 year ago
things do not become okay ever. the only truth is selfishness with one life to live from a first person view y waste what time you have on others. exist in the way that makes sense to you. also i have pretty much all the same thoughts as you but u should tone down the anger i'm 19 with stage 2 hyper tension and stomach ulcers do to introspective thought of my pointless existence and the effects is has on life as a whole and the anger that comes with those thoughts
drumsforhands 1 year ago
This video reflects exactly how I am feeling currently.
SLAPnPOP726 1 year ago
I think you would enjoy looking into Psychology, Quantum Physics, and me. And you are right, "things" as a whole wont get better for so fucking long, if ever. I love listening to you, I find your interesting to to end. ^_^ Have fun with your cold hands and clippy sounds. You rock. You are awesome. You are funny. You entertain me. You are wondrous. You are so many many great things, that it makes me really kinda sad that my vocabulary does not meet the extent I need it to in order to describe you
TheHornlessDragon 1 year ago
"Because I know that I'm fat and I'm lazy and I'm ugly and stupid" - Your only as fat as you don't care to be and as lazy as you let yourself be. You are not ugly, IMO, I have watched you over and over and depending on what you are talking about or how you are saying what it is you say I see you look a lot like many great men from the past. You remind me of so many great people, it's hard to look at you and not see a great man, your just so gorgeous. Nor are you stupid, how could you be.
TheHornlessDragon 1 year ago
i guess you're just surrounded by assholes, TJ
and you know what, we all are. It's just a matter of finding those who aren't assholes and sticking to them
OZeitona 1 year ago
@OZeitona when the amazing atheist says he doesnt give a fuck, you know he's telling the truth... He's a man of his word
( and real men lick their germy hands btw.)
KATTANATEMA 1 year ago
Tj is like a clever version of me not that im saying im thick i just need to read some more books on WHAT SUBJECTS PEOPLE PLEASE BE SPECIFIC!
Machineghosts 1 year ago
That is so not f'd up.
PandaQueen64 1 year ago
Now I want a pet cow
5959512 1 year ago
reminds me of an episode of tim and eric
FindTheBacon 1 year ago
Yes it makes you fucked up. Men do soft but logical things (like hand sanitzer) reluctantly. Licking your hand is irrational and womanly
SUpersaiyajinjerkbag 1 year ago
what is good is easy to get, what is terrible is easy to endure
SUpersaiyajinjerkbag 1 year ago
check this heaven or hell survey
austinartwar 1 year ago
I hope you read this.
You say that you are 'always looking too far ahead' to give something a chance. Correct?
No, you're projecting as to what may happen in your future, save the fact that everything has to circumstantially and sequentially and willfully persist to create the future that could possibly happen.
Tell me, do you believe you'll wake up tomorrow? You do? That's positive: because it allows you to live a life to complain about.
Now apply this positivity to your life.
JDMHadTo 1 year ago
This is a fantastic piece of work. More philosophical musings in this vain please.
JRHartly1984 1 year ago
if there were no negative, the positive would become mundane.
Pr4dat0r 1 year ago
@Pr4dat0r Or a negative itself
TheMotleyGroupOfOne 1 year ago
No,you simply encounter a large amount of idiots in your life.No, because you are someone different, you can actually think and act for yourself, while not being limited by stupid dogmas and/or religions.The moment you start to wonder and ask questions is the moment others begin to perceive you, ironically, as dumb. Where the truth is, they are dumb, for they do not seek truth, only comfort in their lives. If faith gives them such, they live in that faith and that’s basically all there is to it.
Dragsliv 1 year ago
This is one of the highest points of TAA's video blogging career.
Maladath 1 year ago
dont worry its gana be great
ArchSpawn 1 year ago
Okay, shit TJ.
You understand what many people have trouble figuring out on a day to day basis. There is no defined 'self'. We change daily.
You realize this is a game; everything's a stage blah blah.
So why don't you become a victor in this little game of life?
Create a personality; be somebody. Be "that" guy.
You're not happy with the way you are; obviously.
Change it; be it. Be whatever the fuck you want to be.
Stop bitching and exceed over 9000; TJ get it together man.
arthurmanbear 1 year ago
You need to watch these old videos again TJ... The idea that you're just becoming more entertaining for the crowd is bullshit. You were more entertaining here when you didn't try to be some pussy ass mediocre stand up comedian. By trying to maintain an identity, you've become less self aware, inferior to your old self, who tried to become more self aware, with less of an identity... Once a series of ideas... now just a caricature... a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid...
failedassassin 1 year ago
I new it was Arizona something.
science999 1 year ago
@Arizonababy. You said "quit thinking about it." "tune it out." hahaha do you realize how fucking stupid that sounds. but hey if you don't like what I have to say about your stupid little comment there. Then why don't you tune me out and quit thinking about it. Pretty hard to do isn't smart one
science999 1 year ago
STUPID YOU ARE NOT!
1chichimec1 1 year ago
This has always been, and still is, my favorite video of yours. Would love to see more in this fashion.
pt3pry 1 year ago
Dude you need to turn off the TV, internet and quit reading the paper. Go outside and put your world into perspective. VLOGGING is making you a moron who feeds off more VLOGs. Quit thinking about IT. If you can't do that then might I suggest YOU tune out.
P.S. Quit lying...no girl hits on you...get real.
arizonabay07 1 year ago
legit
LightoftheWest7 1 year ago
Ohh, I'm in love with The Amazing Athiest.
miNdlessZomBie9 1 year ago
i like the sensation you get after taking a dump or whill taking a piss, relief, the sensation of headbanging to a really heavy rythm that blows my mind, The sensation of playing an instrument to something that you know of sheer self-satisfaction does that mean i'm crazy or stupid?
ligerman30 1 year ago
TJ should move to the netherlands/sweeden he would fit in there.
ligerman30 1 year ago
You made some good points in this vid.
Co2Und3rground 1 year ago
Epic. I love the ending xD
SeriousIlya 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
And where does all your so called "non- belief" lead to........... nowhere... so shut the hell up.
7Theistic 1 year ago
@7Theistic - maybe i could oblige you to do the same... obviously your rudeness is a result of both of your conflicting theologies.
coleS17 1 year ago
It's all been done before: family, kids, job, mortgage, ballgames, barbecues, on and on. I agree it seems pointless and banal. That's why hedonism is so cool, it's all about the simple pleasures in life.
AtomicPunk23 1 year ago
You know what? Suck it up. Apparently, since nothing is ever going to be okay, why the hell waste your life complaining about it? Accept that the human race is slowly destroying itself, and it's not going to get better. That doesn't mean everyone should sit around their house all day and be depressed. that's just adding to stupidity that is so abundant in our world already.
Jareddpwnz 1 year ago
I think Youtube alone is evidence that a truly original idea for anything is very rare. There is a lot of mimicry. But AmazingAtheist has some pretty clever ideas. And I respect that at the least.
akusuijin 1 year ago
Personally I think Onision has some very original ideas. If you haven't seen him, You should look him up.
Jareddpwnz 1 year ago
nice, i saw that banana thing on tosh.0, i didn't know the dude had a channel. I have to say, that guy is creepy looking
akusuijin 1 year ago
@akusuijin Yea I wish they wouldn't have put that video on Tosh.0. It really makes him come off as some retard trying to get people's attention. You should watch some of his more serious videos.
Jareddpwnz 1 year ago
oh I fucking hate you -.- just got over this shit. Should not watch you, great vid though.
hornylink 1 year ago
Pretty good stuff this time 'round.
A tune to reply with;
watch?v=hNlHVGry9Wg
DonQuixotedeKaw 1 year ago