[Dramatic Reading Month #2] Spike's Selfish [everted Desires

[lwhit519]

Irrational numbers make the best mach numbers.

[Bluestarz5555]

I would love to hear Mic read the entire Half Life: Full Life Consequences series. I know he probably won't though.

[KyanbasuH]

I can't believe im actually downloading this ._.

[KyanbasuH]

O-o da heck

[StartSwirl]

*looks down at crotch* No boner! This does not fucking fly!

[Terminator276]

Many typos

[miehrano]

I ripped my back open, needed to make room for my lungs while laughing!

[TheZuren]

air air what is aiirrrr

[chadkoel1]

the 3 year old who wrote this must have parents who do it in the open -_-

[thatonefish]

@chadkoel1 The Creator Wrote It Without Using The Backspace Key :T

[TheMightyDuke197]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[eggroles]

Moar... moar nonsensical fan-fics

[OneWhoHatesToSleep]

Obvious trollfic is obvious.

And horrifying. So horrifying.

[ImaLuigi99]

What the fuck is happening to my brain. I think you woke me up to early, I'm bursting with energy. *breathes out yellow mist energy* See? Why is there an apple in my dressing gown?

[SoulZeroReaper]

Oh Mike,why must you always traumatize me?

[hohohoho578]

"hishercunt"

rofl

[XxMadDAGG3RxX]

O.o

[XxMadDAGG3RxX]

Whats!!!

[Arirang2009]

*slowly gets trollface* heheheheh......

[MentalMaladies]

I really like the specific mathematical measurements of things.

[TheKiraDood5]

HER FAVORITE RUBBER DUCKET.

[Layneracer]

MY MIND HAS IS BEEN FUCKED

[DogPaws360]

I can't BREATH FROM HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING! XD

[Vancel1994]

My Spike sense is tingling

[maxbyer]

Dear Mic, please read "The Wonderful Afventures of the Cold Cuddlers with Laser Dicks"

It's a personal favorite.

[NOBLETeam177]

0:28

"BWA-HAHA!

I CAN'T DO THIS, I'M GONNA CHOKE ON MY BISCUIT!"

-Me, Today.

[GameboyAndCigarettes]

@NOBLETeam177 Words to live by.

[R1mmington]

I think someone needs spell check. :3

[DGCyr]

Is it rong that i have a boner?

[Chad91399]

@DGCyr no. . . I share the same experience :S

[51stSheep]

Why have i not subscribed to you yet?

[MXBeRzErKeR]

ok u go take a shower when i spend years in thearapy becuz of that story :3



[toxicXmouse]

me gusta.

[Jistothec]

I'm an English major and what is this

[SpartanKitteh0659]

8:09 'Dinner'

YOU SAID IT SO PERFECT

[piggyers597]

who else got here from equestriafterdark >.>

[Jakskull29]

Favorite rubber ducket.

[monkeyfur200]

Wat.

[Bluestarz5555]

I lol'd at the descriptions.

[Friedslick6]

You are too good for this tube.

[TerraSensei]

I want a magic bath that is magically just right and full.

[k12hanchi]

I just woke up my roommate laughing this is the most horrificly halarious thing ive ever heard

[Zafareon]

And this is why I love Mic. :) And Ipie

[Kingdaro557]

flut HER sey

[Sparrow9873]

What is this I don't even...

[Sparrow9873]

*dark night voice*

I'm spikeman.

[Mineorbust]

Princess celestia sounded like the band teacher from the simpsons 12:42

[Unlimitedsmoof]

wat

[Spikestuff95]

And thats why wwe dont use the backspace buton yes tht wazz intentional

[Breadbugrulz2]

I find this fairly easy to masturbate to.

[Sullytofu]

Upside: Mics voice being all awesome, and the humor.

Downside: EVERYTHING ELSE.

[IWillEatURobloxStyle]

That...

...

... Was ... Something...

[MizCherryBlossom8]

1:38 ...

[TheGamerer13]

Lol rocks can't have diamond armor , those are people cloths !

[crazy123atom]

No, boner.

Go away.

Not now.

[MayThereBePivot]

7:12

Nope. Had enough of this.

[NemesisPyro]

Mic, you are a fucking hero. Reading fics so we don't have to. And I'd say that none of us would ever read most of these. EVER. But, you do, and your voice makes these bearable. Seriously, it makes it way easier to tolerates this stuff.

[lordlandraid]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS!?

[lordlandraid]

The only thing that makes these funny, and not terrifying, is Mic pronouncing every spelling mistake. Well, that and the side commentary.

[smokey2x]

@smokey2x

[smokey2x]

Can someone please send me an image of pic with spike lobotomizing himself please!!!

[dicAsuoixoN]

Hang on, is Pinkie Pie Dr. Rockso?

[seriousbees]

Spike's clawing accelerated to roughly mach 1.

[Ledundeadv66]

Spike as Le Fou is the best thing. Ever.

[Megamanpwnsall363]

Spike: .....I wish I was that big T__T

[tedkata543]

Yeaaaahh... Im gonna go shower too

[Hannzebumm]

*facepalm* I wonder if most of those errors are intentional because even if i write fast i wouldnt do half as much errors. And as like amuelsadams said... he didnt misspelled the vulgar content. One way or another, me gusta!

[AmuelSadams]

it's funny because he misspells everything but the vulgar content.

[TheRockingDoubleK]

@marthio  he already did, and its amazing

[zer04ooo]

What the hay is he saying?

[Marthio]

What did I just listen to? And why did I stop laughing already? XD That was just pathetic grammar XD

MOAR STORIES LIKE THIS!!! How about... The spiderses?

[Geistlake]

The tags...

[Soniclord65]

"Mr. Quackers,

Her favorite rubber ducket."

My sides! Their freaking splitting!!!

[lanasevol]

submit to EQD please. 

[statoose]

So are you only going to be reading clopfics, then?

[MrBananaTable]

when did spike become the dark night

[mikethemikeful]

I have no strong feelings one way or the other...

[statoose]

Dramatic readings of shitty clop fics? ALL OF MY YES.

[OninoMizu]

Urg...

[statoose]

1:58 I lost it. That probably made me laugh more then it should have, but whatever. XD

[oGoldenShorts]

Amazing.

[demonicbunny666]

Why the FUCK did I listen to this whole thing?

[Silverwindpegasus]

This was extremely funny, I couldn't stop laughing!!

[falesk]

Another wonderful piece of literature. i felt like was right there, witnessing the horror.

[Lalphaat]

If I could only hear one thing for the rest of my life, it would probably be you saying, "Mr. Quackers, her favorite rubber ducket."

[ZOMGLOL96]

bUTeaat XD

[CatoMaletous]

...

[Yoksven]

Now, when I looking at the timeline and all this fanfic readings it feels like a "Scootaloo's love for Pain" really broke something in Mic. Because at some point this story was ever worse but he obviously enjoyed it. I'm personally enjoyed it till the moment... I guess you all know... and then shifted to ಠ_ಠ-mode. But it's still pleasure to hear his voiceacting. I love it. I really do.

[ZombieFrogThingy1]

oh come on please read something that is at least a little innocent.

[Mrtrollzar1]

I feel 20% Moore discusted than I ever did in my life

[ModernSonikku]

So halfway through it Spike turns into Batman?

[therealGibralter]

All of these dramatic readings are going to be clopfic aren't they.

[Soundofstereos]

I know feel about 20% smarter.

[javis88h]

Seto Kaiba Spike

[MrDotWrong]

I just cant stop LOL!

[TheZombiebaiter]

What ever part of this fanfic that would have been kinky is deluded by his exact pronunciation of the words and that he is a guy and I'm a guy.... And I'm not gay

[donaldoanka]

unhear this, How do?

[zimmy91]

Wtf am I hearing

[ausieysoldier]

NOT MR QUACKERS

[hoiheyyodude]

You should ask ipie for the "Priate Snigning"

[KeigoKanemura]

I think the Twilight-face censor bars are freaking hilarious.

[Vibros870]

"I'm gonna go shower now, goodbye!"

Yeah, I think I'll take 3...

[sephiroth7655]

Why is spike lafou? Not as good at spiderses ,but still made me lawl.

[kirkb0t]

toilet brush... yeah i remember that from a porn...

[OriginalEHT]

Dear Mic.

I fucking love you,

Love, EHT

[JDLENL]

Grammar:

SPIDERSES-WORTHY. :D

[SuperSasquatch777]

Oh lawdy! The imagination on some people!

[Leoofmoon]

5:08 RIP My splen

[2ockedand2oaded]

07:04 pfft AHAHHAHAHHA

[starseekerX7]

mach euler? nice.

[XRiffmaster]

Just when you think you heard enough from Im nut ok i promiss (which you should finish btw) this comes out of no where

[juharvey2]

Never drink anything while listening to his readings. My dr.p is now all over my computer screen.

[Python897]

*Super manly voice* Mr Quackers, her favourite rubber ducket. XD

[naruto12345678912]

Are you going to read something that ISN'T a clopfic? Please D:?

[theanonbrony]

... very interesting

[SnapDragin13]

Holy man, the parts where you deepen your voice are absolutely golden. This was amazing

[SticktheFigure]

Holy shit, I fucking love these!

[TailsDoll420]

I was dead by 3:51.

[Selectedmarksman]

Twilight is quite the expert on laser dicks.  I believe she has written a doctoral thesis on the subject.

[erikthemagicalpanda]

I'm only 1:13 seconds in... and I already can't stand this... unless some one says it gets better... I say screw it :P

[projackX]

Was this made as a joke? Seems like it... because they never used the Backspace Kjay ever.

[evenfall369]

I absolutely lost it when he said, "Twilight's Bath Time."

[TheFroginater]

i was laughing so hard at how he knows what mach-E is but can't spell for shit.

[frick97]

I would never read a clopfic so i was just avoiding your dramatic readings but im just laughing so hard

[whailman]

I will voice Spike in a rapist voice now...

[inukirby992]

Someone should caption this.

[Mrtrollzar1]

Best rape ever...

[maddog5236]

That was pretty... different.

[452charles]

god this is funny

[HTOWNzombiekilla]

I dont mind dis story too much. But a story thhat would be amazing if dramtically read is "Balloons" by vampader! Mic wuld do that one awesomely!(and dramatically)

[xHawkzorz]

I hate it when they spell shit wrong

[Badchoicesmade]

The pre-readers must of hated this.

[TsukikoMumai]

.......i cant.....just no XD

[waterninten]

BTW I totally kept a straight fave until Mic read the part when Twi said "ooh"". I think I laughed up a lung.

[waterninten]

Mic and I-Pie came together and had this wonderful baby. clop-men.

[lemurgreen]

oh god I didn't think I can laugh this hard.

[nintendo917]

Hey mic, ever thought of posting a link to those images?

[Venominous]

Interrobang Pie: Genius of the Highest Calibur.

Also someone to protect your nether regions from.

[134Waffle]

I have a raging anti-boner because that turned me off so hard.

[aguynamedleon]

...lolz?

God, I hope my parent don't come down here and ask why I laughing and crying so hard...

[UberHabbo]

That scared me a little

[RevampSystems]

What in the name of all that is holy did I just listen to?

[iknothatukno]

Dem [erverted desires

[gilaga99]

Twas a good story, finally have something to clop to again :P

[DOA4rocks]

just looked at the pic of tentacle rape on the web... not sure if arroused or disgusting... nope aroused :3

[gilaga99]

e, its actually a number, lol

[koolshadow80]

why am i always left like this after a dramatic reading

aroused and confused.

[Guestex]

Why am I watching this at college?

[MrCJroxz]

Oh god, if this wasn't so funnily written and read by mic I would be SO offended and upset. But since it was, this is just funny.

[AgentofDiscord]

3rd grade spelling class is flashing before my eyes.

[RequiemPwnagePSN]

@AgentofDiscord Really? Because Magic Kindergarten Spelling is before mine.

/Pun intended

[Cr4zyAzn]

I CAN'T BRIEF! LOL

[LLBrainstorm]

I laughed so hard when you said ducket.

[gta4cat]

this is so badly done that I can't clop but laugh XD

[TheCuddlyBastard]

mmmmmm ducket

[MLPShwabadi]

:3c



[TheCuddlyBastard]

TWILIGHT BATH-TIME

[Coltsuke]

Oh shit I'm laughing too hard to clop

[killersithlords]

Mic y u so funny!

[colebmeek]

MR QUACKERS.

[Stealez4ever]

[everted?

wat

[eggz09]

i have the strange feeling that a select few of those errors may have been intentional

[vikingen94]

I...can't...stop...laughing XD

[DevilmanEnvoy]

MASTERBATING PAST THE SPEED OF SOUND!

[ReVPr0]

DOHOHO.

The tags.

[MrAjump]

i like how you read as is, and not try to fix the spelling errors as you read like i would. It makes these readings so much better.

[Zekarian]

my sides

my fucking sides

[TheEddshere]

I find these so hilarious.

I haven't tried to hide my laughter this much since....

[eismar5]

oh boy... this is so bad it's good. freaking hilarious xD

[lordofpokemon1212]

Great I got to the scat part as soon as I had to poop...

[BlackbirdtheNerd]

You know, you'd think Spike would be a bit more traumatized considering that he just raped the pony he loved the most in the world to death, but then, you'd also think that there's a giant angry mob out there hunting down I-Pie for writing such an awful piece of shit ( a guy can dream, can't he?)

[InterrobangPie]

@BlackbirdtheNerd Yes there was an angry mob but luckily I fought it off with my bare bear hands.

[PieEaterV2]

Yesterday's was pretty funny. Today's was over the top.