McCAIN BE OLD - Jelly Donut

[mcjellyd]

@cheatcodechamp pretty well, thank you very much. he inherited a clusterf*ck and has dealt with it in an honest, educated way, while greatly improving international diplomacy since the bush years. the right does their best to paint every one of obama's challenges as incompetence, but i believe we are MUCH better off with this regime change. believe what you will.

[cheatcodechamp]

so hows that "qualified president" working for you?

[Yourebuying]

Win nobel peace prize, bomb Libya.

You got the president you deserve.

[zitzblitz123]

HAHAHAHAHAH OLDD

[kanocode]

You guys still believe Obama has made good changes now that we just reached 2011?

[HackMan350]

EPIC

he still uses an abicus

he farts dust

[mohammedkilani1]

2 years older than himself thats a winner! lol

[exussupremebeing]

he gave me a worthers original. XD

[StrawBerryRain0907]

lmao :]

[9N8X]

John mccain is so old my 86 year old grandmother is making

fun of his age

[penguin1137]

Lol he has a birthday cake with a question mark candle!

[PinkFlavoredInk]

HE'S OLD!

[hewhofartsdust]

why is he dressed as a potato?

[Abridgedstuffrools]

It's not a potato, it's a JELLY DONUT!

[hewhofartsdust]

hes 2 years older than himself

[hewhofartsdust]

lol

[MissMagic15]

mayunn this is funny!! hahahahahahahahahahhahahaahaha­hahahahahahahahhahaah never gets old!! I hate john mccain!! obama is awesomee!!

[robertosixninesix]

mccain is old as fuck motha fucka long live jelly D down with lady sovereign

[oracle808]

come on now its pretty obvious obama sucks just as much as mccain

[gabefiler]

I love this video...I hate John McCain.

[everl4stb]

fuck hes old

[TrenosUK]

that's really gross and he's old

[djteancum]

Funny video, but do y'all still think Obama is a great president? How's all that hope and change coming?

[grabriellesnatch]

@djteancum doesnt help that he was handed a broke down sqeezed crap lemon for a country.... I think he's doing the best he can with our well being in mind.

[sibbielon]

dude guys calm down, it's just satire and freakin funny :D

[IwannabeaROCKstar14]

i love old people :DDD

[MoonShineLover1]

You can't avoid the truth, McCain IS old!!!! that's what's funny about this. Obama is a great president and not a drug abuser. Go Obama!!!!!!

[psychotropic7]

Hella funny!

[mcjellyd]

you have destroyed my will to live.

[JocelinGZA]

Well i think that ended that one . . . pissed on your chips really ay . . . !

[petelikesyou]

He gave me a Werther's Original haha

[mcjellyd]

"no hes are president"?

i hope to one day meet you, Sean the Monx, so i can shake your "humerouse" hand.

[seanthemonx]

NO I DEA WAT U MEAN I DIDNT EVEN SAY THAT SO WHY QUOTE THAT? sorry caps lock on... its sean - the - mon - x...sean my name the mon = man mon in jamaican ^^ x is just there =P...no idea wat u mean tho

[Shockerssoftball6]

Obama be Dippin Dots lol(:

[Shockerssoftball6]

lol

[shikalover123]

cool song I Love it

[Orangelady12]

thts gay!

[Seligsuper]

He's older than Israel!

(Seriously, he is)

[floam451]

i know its hilarious

[Hanhapoo]

Why isn't this more popular?

[psychotropic7]

I know, right?!?!

[deadredeyes]

Jelly D!!!

[NICXNTA]

hahhaa he witnesed the big bang.look like martin something the guy out of cheaper by the dozen

[perverted12]

LOL THAT SHIT FUNNY

[TheHeadbandGuy]

McCain's so old that...well, hes so old that...um...well, I can't think of anything clever, but I think we all get the point anyway.

[SupaDupastyle]

WTF! i love tha message and lyrics but jelly donut needs a life. sov beat hiz ass.

[filigrann]

no!

[katze17]

great :)

[garard88]

so whats your argument? does age matter. should i do a "obama is young...too young video"highlight on the lack of experience, the lack of politics, lack of fighting for his country and not community...actual arguments. i dont mind if you voted obama or that hes in office, just dont be an idiot with stuff like this.

[drunkkmonkey]

Garard88 come on, he said whether you're voting for Obama or McCain... Anyway it's true xD

[Kajaanth]

Stop beong a retard. It's a joke; go get a sense of humor and then you can come back here.

[Shockerssoftball6]

either your voting Obama or SKELETORS! LOL

[silverXangel]

ROFLMAO. This is utterly priceless. Good job, folks. XD

[thehockeykid1019]

lmao awesomeeeeee

[visualvendetta]

dang this is funny

[STREETLIFE167]

McCain is so old he was classmates with Fred Flintstone. There were actually 15 commandments but McCain dropped & broke the last tablet. McCain is so old ..old people say he smells like REALLY old people. McCain remembers Burger King when he was a wee little Prince. McCain was at the grand opening of the Yankee Stadium, they let him park his Hoveround in the handicapped spot out front. McCain's 1st Social Security Check was paid in Confederate gold bullion.

[Shockerssoftball6]

MCcain so old he sat behind Jesus in elemantary school lol(:

[Emili000]

HAHAHAHA nice man ;D

[seanthemonx]

no lol no ones laughing jesus didnt go to school shut the fuck up

[abehammy]

calm down its a joke

[seanthemonx]

an offensive joke obviously and dude how long ago did i comment i dont care anymore

[Applepig96]

I♥♥♥♥BarackObama!!!!!!!! if mccain won, id be in europe right now. lol

[hamstergal4]

this is my favorite vid!!

[zzz33333]

there are still hunter-gatherers for christ's sake

social darwinism is a myth

one star

[chavezandwhat]

McCAIN IS FREAKIN OLD

[xAFreshx]

trippy

[rokursox8]

maybe he's old cuz he's had a lot of experience lol u ignorant people that's all that u have on him is that he's old. i'm so proud of him and he will always be the president in my heart trust me when obama gets that old he will be at home doing crossword puzzles but mccain still gave him a run for his money.... ur awesome john!!!

[julybutterfly1986]

umm maybe he ust TOO OLD to be presdinat this video rocks

[sykotik04]

mccains old and obama's black... you are ignoring all of the obama shit... LYK OHEMGEE!!! obama is a terrorist cuz lyk his name is hussein, lyk sh1t, LULZ!!! shut up...

[Applepig96]

who cares if obama's middle name is hussein?? it doesnt matter what his name is!! hes awesome! GOBAMA!!!!!

[SnBsProductions]

obama be dippin' dots and thats why he won. lol jk but srsly obama is super awesome and mccain be OLDDDDD

[JoeSoda118]

lmao mccain is two years older than himself!

[CokeRules123]

screw you all mccain lost obama won and mccain is gay and OLD!!!!!!!

[jawo09]

Obama won so ha!

[ChickNamedAsia]

lmaooo.

i love it,

[mrzold]

McCain just conceded, and gave what is probably his best speech in years (even if that isn't saying much, it was a great speech). I couldn't be happier about Obama's apparent victory. Now perhaps it's time to remove this video?

[HighMaintenence007]

Mccain for 08 bitchesss.

[littlebluesgirl705]

ha fuck off asshole!

[PopStar8Katie]

obama be dipn dots, mcclain be yak milk, lol

[darkctarl666]

fuck yeah shit bad ass shit!!!!

[Moreniqua]

OMG Daveed you are such a NEGRO for this but I love you anyway! lol LMAO

[psychotropic7]

Older than Satan, eh?

That's some kind of old (tee-hee).

[dvidler]

knock knock - who's there? Old.

[BlackPandaTKS]

he is so old that the first thing he lost was the decision to see who would die for our sins... he still hasn't forgiven jesus

[Ch1TeA]

lol, nice! =)

[scoobfu]

He farts dust. This is claaaaaaaaassic.

[Clbrown15]

oh man i just had such a hard laugh. brilliant.

[3tcost3]

hes 2 years older than himself lmao

[retsel91]

sweet.

[madilinee24]

UP WITH OBAMA!

DOWN WITh MCCAIN!

[tubulard]

tasteless... but still kinda funny

[Ghillieassassin]

Its deveed:D

[Squealer15]

i love this video

[haydenh13]

i like it :P

[SwirlyJune]

he dreams in sepis lmao...

[Eriikaxoxx]

haha he dreams in sepiaaa :)

[factorylala]

LMAO!!!!! McCain be old!!!...=P

[nellzliv]

LOLGUYZ

[ludawifey4lifey]

lol!!!!!!

[kiryakitty]

What are you doing Daveed? ha ha

[hesgonnadie]

awesome video!!

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[shawnaharp]

Yo, Jelly! You hit the old nail on the head, man. Illbilly rocks, er, I mean, raps!

[kasche22]

Awesome Job Jelly Donut!!! See ya at Tourettes!!

[hamstergal4]

VERY well done! i can't stop watching this video!

[LunaLoca785]

Way to Go Jelly D

[Unisibanus]

I WANT THIS ON MY IPOD.

[MadGremlyn]

HAHA! Jelly D needs to do more live showz!! Preferably in Petaluma (Come on, Jelly got no luv fo' us up here?)

[xr70r98]

make an MP3 !!!!

[tommy4578]

I like McCain but that made me piss my pants!

[NuG919]

he dreams in sepia...hahaha!

[ICanSmashYou]

McCain so old he farts dust

[pyschodad1]

ROFLLMAO

[gigglemagic]

Mccain may be old, but we have had presidents who were older

[FullClip92]

nope, if he were elected mccain would be the oldest weve had so far

[tehcoder]

No he will be the oldest. Check facts before posting.

[sunkenmurder]

yeah he's historic, he was around when the alamo was he wanted to fight in it but they told him No because he's to OLD

[CrazyMoneky997]

~AWESOME~

[kfs32193]

haha he dreams in sepia

[Manmandudeman]

I support Obama, but this is wack.

[kerrilynnefortier]

This is the best thing I have ever seen. Ever.

[blueharv1]

I've missed JellyD... It's about time a JD made a new vid, and this one hit the spot.

[kwanzaavixen]

I agree McCain be Old

[kodester2]

McCain be OLD

[LaCeYsBacK72280]

haha this was great

[Vatanaven]

LOL!! Hilarious!

[velocitaylor]

"He dreams in Sepia"

I love you guys... you are truly witty.

[pamspam2008]

bollocks

[zenshidogan]

wow mccain does suck at life huh?

[velocitaylor]

i think this video is hilarious.

[hillcrestG]

yay obama!

[hopisanka]

if he wins the americans are really dumb

[glaked23]

lol in all honesty he's 72 and i don't see that as to old to run the country Ronald Reagen was older his second term.

[doug23anderson]

your rap skills are OLD

[pongythong]

who agrees the best part was hunter gatherer

[pongythong]

die if u hate this rap

[LinksAdvocate]

ya know he might old. but if he did participate in the colosseum he would be dead unless he won, so look at that he won. like he will most likly win this election

[mcjellyd]

can't argue with that logic. oh wait, yes you can. you crazy.

[TlKiNgHoTtIeS]

McCAIN IS AWESOME!!!!

GO MCCAIN!!!!!

BOO b.o

obama sucks.

if obama gets in office....

hes gonna get shot.

lyk assasinated

GO McCAIN ALL THE WAY.

[ICanSmashYou]

McCain dont needa get shot cos HE OLD, check your game son. McCain so old he slap the baby jesus when he was born

[Applepig96]

vote obamaaaa!!!! hee roxx!!! and McSkelator is OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!­!!

[T6M4L]

if mcain gets president he will die of the stress within 2 weeks.... HES OOOOLD

[belugashark]

Obama be Segway... Maccain be Wickets.

LOL!

[koolioest1]

he makes offerings to zeus! LMAO!!!!

[LovelyLashes]

He dreams in Sepia! Bwahaha.

[TheUndeadLawyer]

Love it!

[Unheardprophet]

yeeeeeshhhh.... Yeah, I'll vote Obama, but I'm not sure I can support this creation...

[SnBsProductions]

keep it realz

[SnBsProductions]

obama!!! yea vote obama

[lilemopirate]

"he's two years older than himself." hahahaha this was so funny

[danishpride1]

THAT ONE

O8

[troylovesmarina]

LOL!!!

[francofairchild]

SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

[DigiLusionist]

Let us all remember which side used, and promoted ageism.

If McCain is so old, then ALL politician's over the age of 65 need to resign.

[nuage7777]

McBush is McDown! He needs McViagra and McDiapers!

[rayzortek]

FRIENDS OF OSAMA VOTE OBAMA

[danishpride1]

And why should Obama support Osama,rayzortek?

[24thStDJ]

yo this sh*t be hype, dope, phat, and funky fresh.

[billtei]

he dreams in sepia lol

[Michthemitch]

John McShame is F**king Crazy

[bussypass]

thats not what the history book says...

[kiannaluv21]

oh snap!

[mummabenz]

Hilarious! Waiting for the "Sarah be Stoopid" and "Biden be Bright" video.

[zenshidogan]

I bet salybill80 is a republican....SHUN THE SATAN BELIEVER!@

[formertofu]

ha ha ha ha

[minipalmer]

Obama be a terrorist, McCain be old :)

[schizogal]

This is so funny and true at the same time! How should somebody so old understand the new world? He dreams in sepia.. so great.

[treeclimbingdogowner]

Well done. very funny and true.

[aFlamingMonkey]

Yes, Mccain is pretty old, and he'll probably die pretty soonish, but I disliked this video so much that it actually made me sympathize with Mccain a little bit. Thanks a lot.

PS why is that man wearing a giant jelly doughnut suit?

[aFlamingMonkey]

never mind, I just saw the Jelly Donut in the title. Forgive me.

[SaltyBill80]

Wow. This is not funny at all! Jelly D, picks up ya game son--this is no Max Wage...

[moach]

Excellent job! I shared, I blogged, I Faved. I'm a believer!

[carsan07]

Hilarious! Well done

[matsie]

I found it pretty funny, but I think implying that McCain is somehow unintelligent and NOT a viable candidate for president is pretty messed up. I don't agree with many of his views, but that doesn't make him stupid or a less viable candidate. He's just not the right candidate for me. His views have been well thought out and have taken years to mold -- just like Obama's.

[CrazyAsianFood]

Finally someone with sense! America needs more people like you!