Weekly Horoscope

[peacock427]

It's a science, not anything psychic

[XxSonicSalmonellaxX]

OH MY GOD HOW DID SHE KNOW!

[serebii666]

Does that mean I don't exist? NOOOOooooooo.....

[CassG08]

Best.

[MyShatteredAmethyst]

you remind me of rose from two and a half men :L:L

[AKScooter47]

I did have tea AND got new clothes this week!!??!!

[ICOEPRproductions]

Leo came off pretty well

[SuperCanadianCowGirl]

I will definitely be avoiding black Barbie dolls.

[megwotsit]

you've convinced me that you're actually psychic, i am virgo and was watching this while i was supposed to be working. crazy times. also your hat is awesome.

[Someone11901]

im an aries..but i dont want to stop touching those children!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PaperParade]

Guess I won't be buying any black barbie dolls.

[cupatrunjel]

sorry but horoscopes are bollocks

[HatticusRex]

@cupatrunjel Well, that was the whole point of the video so... well done? Idiot.

[cupatrunjel]

@HatticusRex "cancer you will get cancer" mensa member over here!!!!

[HatticusRex]

@cupatrunjel 8====D

[croppley]

@HatticusRex you are brilliant and i love you

[Voldey]

Hatti, can you make every horoscope from now on, please????

[maybearobot]

I'm a Libra, watching this with a fever. :(

[laneey98]

awwwky where capricorn

[conaycock]

holy shit i'm a virgo and i have been putting off my online work. PSYCHIC!

[lovelylunachan]

What is your paypal, oh mystic one!

[FrazzleYeah]

........Gemini? No? Okay :(

[daniellquinn]

I DONT WANT CANCER.

[MEGAdibdib]

.... =/ I'm a Gemini whats gonna happen to me??? WHAT GOING TO HAPPEN WHAT WHAT?????

[becausewhatever]

ohhhh... and I waited so patiently for Gemini.

[strangesocks]

You got mine right (Virgo) I should do my work!

[sophiethefairy]

Wait, you forgot Gemini D: (either that or all the Gemini's in the world have disappeared into a black hole)

[94Yaritza]

Great advice but i think i can keep procrastinating until atleast next monday.

[TwitTawoo1]

Oh wait, where do i find this money? Im a Pisces in need.

[Lightscameraashlee]

omg how is it that virgo is my sign and what you said is true O____o mystic woman!!!!

[p0ppywho]

And true.

[p0ppywho]

Scorpio, win.

[smilinglimpet]

what?! i literally just bought like fifty black barbies!!! maan...horoscope....more like HORROR scope...

[AliceR1407]

i was going to say exactly what pj said,but oh well,he said it first.

[MarrowsAreCool]

Im a cancer.. should I announce my love for you before I die?

Nahh.

Hatti youre shit.

[TheQuirkyBookworm]

Cancer will get cancer? I really hope these aren't true!

[rarrbaby]

I'm an Aquarius and i've never bought a black Barbie doll in my life... or had one bought for me. I don't think my life is in danger this week... ;p

[ThatPotterGuy]

Crap, apparently I need to pay Hatti a lot of money to achieve a great goal... Goddammit... being a Capricorn sucks balls...

[Summer1539]

money and love woot! not looking forward to stepping in shit, but no pain no gain right :)

[AliceRemembers]

YAY! money :)

[TheConceptofPorridge]

haha I'm a virgo, and I actually am procrastinating...

[AliceRemembers]

@TheConceptofPorridge Isn't that what youtube is for...?

[TheConceptofPorridge]

@AliceRemembers

touche.

[AliceRemembers]

@TheConceptofPorridge lol

[lemonpartyhellyeah]

im a  gemini too

[KaelOakley]

Im a gemini, i dont exist? D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo...­...............

[indieVISUALmaddy]

Ah man. I can't wait to chill out max and relax all cool...

[yohann8114]

I AM procrastinating now and im virgo HA HA

[mysnsux]

I DON'T WANT TO DO MY FUCKING WORK HATTI.

[RainbowGirraffe]

you're gorgeous.

[NibblesTheNibbles]

im hungry. bet you didnt see that one coming :3

[thehollywoodbabylon]

I never get sick...but today i go home and I have a fever. That is one amazing coincidence! D:

[emirsia]

Dude, I'm a Virgo, and I'm such a fucking procrastinator it's not even funny. Especially these past few days, I haven't done a single thing to be productive.

[CheekTV]

Sagittarius = bleak. Thankfully I'm Scorpio, I did have a cup of tea and I do need a new winter coat. WITCHCRAFT! x

[ladymold2748]

Cancer? Noooooo!

[Crystalyze14]

kekekekeke

[ThatBeatonBoy]

I'm a pisces and I found £2 down the back of the sofa earlier, if that counts as "finding a lot of money"? :P

[KickThePj]

I'm a sagittarius, no want bad stuff please.

[clandestine919]

@KickThePj Hi PJ!

[msccamberr]

I really do need to do my fucking work.

[coolstream1]

Whorescope: A device to look at whores without contracting VD.

[vertig0whales]

omg <3

[vclamp]

Will you be doing any dust bunny readings? Because there seems to be a really bad omen hiding behind my refrigerator! ;)

Have a good week Hattie!

[laurathesmall]

hatti you are the best.

[andrsdtz]

i should have forseen this made me lol xD

[marnozzle]

Ahah Scorpio was best. Excited for meh tea.

[Air0ri]

ohhh hatti you do cheer me up. Lolli x

[Hobartthedolphinboy]

Actually do make one next week.

[MiaKittyMiaKitty]

Awh the saddest thing is I actually know people like this :')

[clandestine919]

Oh, also, HI!

[clandestine919]

I'd just like to say that I really want to marry you. That is all.

[SunscorchX]

Aw, man, Aquarius was the worst.

I WANT A REFUND.

[weedster999]

yoooooooo!!