Mysticalforest vs. Mysticalforest: The Inner Struggle of a Creationist

[RottenMonkeyFarts]

historical documents dip shit it was millions of years ago Charles Darwin i hate stupid Christines

[artgoat]

I grew up in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I wish I could say that Mysticalforest is an intellectual aberration, but in Sapulpa, people probably call him "Einstein." Closer you get to OKC, the more the intelligence level spikes towards a negative asymptote, becoming a singularity from which no thought can escape at the 50 yard line of Memorial Stadium. It's quite amazing. Even pocket calculators start getting confused and giving wrong answers and getting hostile about it.

[skinnywhop87]

lol this is the funniest thing i've ever seen, this guy is a dipshit

[Primalxbeast]

So just who would have been writing these documents? Lemurs perhaps? or maybe aliens?

[Primalxbeast]

Us damn atheists and our fancy edjumacations lol

histrorical documents?

Here's a hint, look up the definition of prehistory.

[TooferMan]

Self PWNAGE

[TheAtheistAngle]

historical dockuments that we are from monkeys!!! OMFGROTFFLMAO!!!!!!!

[Vire70]

MysticalFAIL.

[abaddon5]

God, I hate this guy. Evolution isn't in history books? No shit. They weren't taking it down.

There's nothing in historical documents about how Stone Hinge was made, yet we know that it's there.

[amarthishness]

"Why dont you guys go down there and fuck a gorilla or something?" What makes you think I havn't...? Thery not called the gentle giants for nothing :D "How stupid can you be? Seriously" Well Mysticalforest you should be able to answer that. You are a pioneer in the field.

"You think it came from monkies? When? Why zit nwot in any historical documents?" I dont know. Mabey its because the common ancestor couldn't write? Mabey it all got destroyed in a great biblical flood? Who knows?

[Resurrected06]

Did this kid actually say, "evolutionized"? Seriously? He's taking a permanent trip on the failbus.

[exacerbatedtaboo]

Ah yes. Illiterate Nick. He's been pwnd by everybody who is anybody on youtube. He has something like 130 videos and everyone of them are 1 star.

[kelliko70]

I know so many words. I have a large vocabulary.

But sadly, only "stupid" and "retarded" seem to apply here.

[CheesesPeaks2U]

I'm cutting back on my word-useage. Clearly, my extensive vocabulary sets me up before the world as some kind of lesser being ... somehow.

I am SO sorry that I went to school and learned a bunch of new words.

Does this retard own a gun? I'd really prefer it if someone whose authority he has some respect for were to keep a close eye on him - for his own good.

Was that too many words?

Gotta go - my monkey pals need a fourth for bridge.

[geffel]

Damn it - they caught us out...that's all we do at university - learn bunches of...words.

[samuraispacemonkey]

I am a monkey! So are you! Deal with it! & it is "in historical documents", Anthropology, Archaeology ect. ect...

(some-one give this kid the red pill ;]' )

[AcidRain64]

Epitome of poor reasoning skills and lack of an existential sense/perspective.

[TheOtherSide100]

Fookin nootz

[ericpao81]

This guy is absolutely retarded.