Re: Why I am Single

[theboombody]

She may be crazy, but I think she's hot. The first sentence you said was pretty funny.

[chingongil]

she is hot.

[theboombody]

I wonder if she gets many dates. I don't get many, cause I'm crazy like her.

[chingongil]

wow...... is that so?

[theboombody]

Pretty much, but I'm crazy in a different way. Mostly because I believe in contradictions and admit I do.

[chingongil]

how dos that affect your dating? does it scare away the dudes?

[theboombody]

Well, I'm an alligator, so I don't date dudes. I would like to date ladies, but I scare them away too. Everybody's scared.

[chingongil]

oh shit sorry bout that. damn what am i on? are they scared because of your first impression or your boring conversations or what? do you just lack pickup lines?

[theboombody]

They're scared of me because I'm more scared of them. Wild animals frighten easily, especially when they're abstinent.

First impressions are overrated.

I get not because I ask not, and I ask not because I know not how to ask. But in a way I'm brave because I'm not afraid to be a chicken.

[chingongil]

i never had that problem. when i see what i want i'll just go for it. my channel kinda represents my real life character.

[theboombody]

I'm sure knowing what I want is part of the problem. Last time I dated someone, I got so burned out on dating that I stopped dating altogether for two years. The girl was nice, it's just that darn, going out every weekend was tiring. So I made a video promoting abstinence instead.

I like how we keep posting on this guy's video about things way off topic, and I keep laughing at the beginning of his video every time. Ha ha.

[chingongil]

well if you have nothing better to do it shouldnt be tiring. i dont find it tiring. and this guy shouldnt be saying anything if it wasnt for us there would be no comments on this video. more views for him.

[theboombody]

Well I ain't dissing this guy's video. I think it's funny. I guess I'm too focused on developing G-rated shock value to spend much time on dating. I'd like to go out probably once every six months, but no more than that. But after two years, I'd say I'm ready again before I'll need another 6 month break.

[chingongil]

i couldnt possibly last six months with no company. but thats just me.

[getoverit1000]

If you watch all your videos its easy to see why your single.

Really

[kv1901]

too funny!

[TheUnmaskedMagician]

she wants to have 10 kids and be a stay at home mom. good luck finding a man who is willing to pay for that

[theboombody]

Yeah, that's the tricky part for sure. Well, I figure if I get with her, we could always be poor.

[trahouston]

Damn that chick is stupid! Sometimes I have to remember why I hate conservatives so much by listening to one speak once every blue moon. After hearing her I think i've had my monthly does of conservative ignorance.

[GodsKrazyWoodsODoubt]

very funny and true.