What a News Reporter Would Never Say -Mock the Week- BBC Two

[tavi921]

1:55 he sounds like a dalek

[Lucyballet1994]

Gina Yashere is not funny, I swear all her jokes are about Nigeria/being black

[XPhycoSoldierX]

Haha, I love it how a Nigella Lawson interview was the featured recommended video for me :P

[ginganinja714]

After watching this, I actually watched Silent Witness with the sound off. It didn't make any sense, too.

[xDaalleeeeX]

increase* really? well now you look silly because a worm cant play tic tac toe im afraid :)

[madviolentchicken]

And the sponsored video is an interview with Nigella- brilliant

[samcarter1993]

Andy Parsons: Getting the least deserved round of applause on TV each week.

[YamiJoey40K]

3:15 Monty Python's material. Way to go Frankie.

[LoveSeungYeon]

Women should be banned from Mock the week

[sakkarinahp]

@LoveSeungYeon Moron. I would try to argue with you but I don't speak monkey.

[xDaalleeeeX]

@sakkarinahp no you speak kitchen though right?

[sakkarinahp]

@xDaalleeeeX I speak kitchen knives, the rest sort of passes me by.

[xDaalleeeeX]

@sakkarinahp then make me a sandwich bitch

[sakkarinahp]

@xDaalleeeeX Knuckle sandwitch ready and waiting.

[xDaalleeeeX]

@sakkarinahp ill take it, then let you get on with the dishes

[sakkarinahp]

@xDaalleeeeX Neither sandwitches nor punches on the sace need plates monkey brain.

[xDaalleeeeX]

@sakkarinahp sace? yes but i like to have a plate with both thanks

[sakkarinahp]

@xDaalleeeeX Awww, he hasn't learn't all the alphabet yet so can't immagine the letterf. Weid to go with s first, but hay, at leat you're tyring.

[xDaalleeeeX]

@sakkarinahp weid? come on now, i dont even think youre trying. btw imagine has one m

[sakkarinahp]

@xDaalleeeeX You're quite right, I'm not trying, if you want more of my attention than left handed and not looking qat the keyboard you'll have to incrase yur IQ to a level where you CAN outsmart a worm at noughts and crosses.

[TheTradge]

@sakkarinahp @xDaalleeeeX Would BOTH of you shut the hell up, and take your petty little argument elsewhere, there are people here who would rather discuss the contents of this video rather than watch you two acting like children! P.S. @sakkarinahp I find it amusing how you're commenting on someone else's grammar and IQ when you yourself can't spell for shit, SandWICHES doesn't have a 't' in it, and inCRASE isn't even a word!!

[sakkarinahp]

@TheTradge If you had BOTHERED to look at the post times you'd see the argument was already over. Also gender equality isn't a petty issue. Ina adittion, how evactly does having comments not directly related to the video here stop others from discussing it? Finally, as I said, I can spell just only when I'm paying attention.

[MrsMusicVids]

@LoveSeungYeon woah, okay, so they're not as great as the others but, some are good. bit sexist but okay gina only makes jokes about peckam. original, i know :/

[AdaamJC]

GO ON RUSS GET STUCK IN! 2:09

[slashingraven]

Where's the Queer Eye joke? I thought it was part of that segment...

[Moj1989]

0:19 Zecora is offended.

[CallOfOsaka]

@Moj1989 She'd cook him up in a big tasty stew if he tried anything like that.

[turnip305]

@CallOfOsaka I see what you did thar.

[TheJoeLund]

240p we meet again.

[eyeoforion62]

Wait 'til I'm a news reporter...

[TheVehicleDESTROYAH]

Day 1

The serch for eyescryforALLAAH07 begins...

[JLarksLegend]

Love the really high pitched laugh of someone at 3:37

Listen closely after Russel's joke

[SherryZProductions]

Hugh Dennis and Frank Boyle ARE THE BEST!

[jackster11997]

@SherryZProductions Frankie* and yeah i agree

[LaoGahn]

Oh I know, how about "Here in one of the poorest nations in the world, the only silver lining this reporter see's are the really cheap hookers."

[dududugary]

2:09 stop picking your nose Russel !

[stigatti]

someone get that woman out of pecam

[Hotrod6045]

Dear BBC, I am a Nigerian general with 13 millions pounds to put in your bank account. ROFL!

[hyperangel64]

@diavarezable women are known to be more emotional. Because of this, its expected for them to react stronger to insults and for them to hold grudges for long periods of time.

its nothing about being sexist but women DO tend to show this in their comedy routines

[ellenmelon771]

Why, oh why, oh why.... is the structure of my chromosones.

XD xXx

[Brentypooz]

@ellenmelon771 Your a top comment wannabe.

[ellenmelon771]

@Brentypooz True. ;D xXx

[TheNile2009]

could someone explain the nuts on the road nim nim nim joke?

[ellenmelon771]

@TheNile2009 Oh, you kinda have to watch the rest of the episode to get it. Sorry. xXx

[ellenmelon771]

@TheNile2009 Oh, you kinda have to watch the rest of the episode to get it. Sorry. If you put in 'Mock the Week nuts on the road' and watch that, you'll get most of the joke. It's in the headliners round. Hope I helped. xXx

[imogenbr0wn]

im upset that russell and frankie are gone, but andy parsons is fucking hilarious.

[SlapperJam]

2:08 russell howard picking his nose ???

[BeastlyDean]

@SlapperJam lmao just saw that :D

[deconso1]

@eyescryforALLAAH07 hey guess what. noone cares about ur fucking opinion. if you dont like the jokesor the comedy then go fuck yourself. i hardly doubt tht they actually meen what they say these people probably give a bigger shit than you but theyre just trying to lighten up the situations

[blade3337]

@eyescryforALLAAH07 He would probably do that...

[kitaarmes]

Thumbs up for nuts on the road nim nim nim :D

[ShereProductions]

Cboobies

[funnygal1111]

@JapaneseSniper1983 no need for name calling 

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@funnygal1111 Then shut the fuck up.

[ScottishDoonie]

Ah man Frankie, Hugh and Russell are so bloody good for this show. Genius.

[spore0808]

@eyescryforALLAAH07 oh shut the fuck up, your the reason we cant enjoy frankie boyle anymore, get a mother fucking sense of humor....

[NefariousVirtuoso88]

@eyescryforALLAAH07

nobody cares, fuck off and watch teletubbies.

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@eyescryforALLAAH07 If we spent our lives actually worrying about these things we'd go insane. We make jokes so we can help move on in these types of situations.

9/11 = "Flying planes into building to make a point" = inappropriate behaviour :)

[VoChaos]

@JapaneseSniper1983 I'd rather call it "making a hole" instead of "making a point"

[majesticmaniac]

@JapaneseSniper1983 How about invading a country for no reason....how do u define that behaviour

[AdoniBezek]

@majesticmaniac american foreign policy?

[ellenmelon771]

@eyescryforALLAAH07 Why do you watch comedy programmes?! Do you not understand the point of a JOKE???????? xXx

[ellenmelon771]

@eyescryforALLAAH07 DON'T WATCH COMEDY SHOWS IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE JOKES!!!!! xXx

[bordercolliemisty]

@eyescryforALLAAH07 They're only jokes? They aren't actually laughing at these incidents; it's a comedy programme so it's not meant to be taken seriously. People these days are too worried about whether they are going to offend people by what they say or do. No one is allowed to be themselves without someone finding it racist or offensive. If you just sit there and think about how unfair life is, you're never going to get anywhere. Either lighten up or don't watch Mock The Week. Simple. Goodbye.

[UnknownUserName4267]

@eyescryforALLAAH07

Humans have always made jokes in adversity, it's a coping mechanism. You are taking this far too seriously.

[Elfffy]

@eyescryforALLAAH07 Oh, just grow a fucking pair. It's just a joke? If you're going to bitch about it, why watch Mock the Week?

[meandurmomallnight]

@eyescryforALLAAH07 if we listened to people like you then comedy would be no more and we would all act like we have 8 foot poles up our arses

[UnknownUserName4267]

@eyescryforALLAAH07

"As a Muslim".

Like that makes what you say have any more relevance.

[divarocksursocks]

love russell howard! <3

[RyanEnty]

Where is the "Dear points of view, watching Queen eye for the straight guy, made me think that if i made gay friends, they would give me fashion tips, but actually, they fuck me!"

[mpooleo]

@RyanEnty Frankie Boyle's Legendary Cut Joke - search this (i couldnt paste the url)

[littlemissgigglyy]

2:07 - 2:10 russel picking his nose, nice

[littlemissgigglyy]

the girl comedians really suck on this show.

[squii28]

@littlemissgigglyy not Jack Whitehall, not him

[black39gold]

Peckham gets alot of stick lol!

[Nukethelotofthem1]

Bombs on Peckham, great idea.

[splattiful]

Dear Russell Howard,

Will you marry me?

Sincerely, All Female Watchers

[SilentArtist269]

I think mine would be: "Dear BBC, is anyone actually watching this programme? I've only just found out about it yesterday!"

[SirChildrenEater]

@SilentArtist269 you're a fucking idiot

[thewoopdeedoo]

@SilentArtist269

Yeah, because the millions of people that watch it obviously don't count.

Get a fucking sense of humour.

[kitaarmes]

Russell howard can be what ever he wants childish or not... he is still a person :)

[wolvoboi97]

ed ftw

[Kop360]

always with the peckham jokes...

[blainyrules]

Dear BBC, how can you even consider scrapping the award-winning F1 coverage for shitty documentaries about teenagers and their drinking problems? Sort your shit out.

[MrGhettochicken]

@xylonyuuka what about andi osho and shappi khorsandi

[TheHollandique]

"YOYOYO is the structure of my chromosones" XD

[samtheman485]

tomorrow's world? tomorrow's horseshit more like!!

ed bryne is fucking funny

[tidmouthmilk12]

BRING BACK FRANKIE MOCK THE WEEK!!!!!! IS IT TO MUCH TO ASK!!???

[FerrariF590]

@tidmouthmilk12 Yes. Besides, he left on his own accord. That, and he has a family to carry on.

[thelaurenaccount]

@ArmaTroop if russell howard was untalented, they wouldnt ask him to do the show, and he probably wouldnt have his own show? .. so he's not untalented, you just dont find him funny ...

[LUKEWHITTYboii]

reports of a mystery man loitering in the area turned out to be me lol :)

[ArmaTroop]

Dear Points of View, can you please tell Russell Howard that he is an unfunny, none talented waste of space and i'm very glad he has left the show...

on another note, please bring back Frankie !

[TheLiberalKnight]

@ArmaTroop I agree. Howard is only funny for teenage kids. His jokes are immature, they lack wit and intelligence.

[KirstySpencer1991]

@TheLiberalKnight Are you even serious? I know people who are my mother's age who love him, people my grandad's age who love him and I'm also not a teen. He is beyond hilarious.

[XFunnyfartfilmsX]

CBOOBIES!! lol

[emilyjlsjohnstonee]

OH FOR GODS SAKE LET RUSSELL HAVE A GO.

[HardcoreHamster33]

I like Ed byrne too! :D

[HardcoreHamster33]

I'm a girl, i mean gina was funny when she made the joke about dispciplining children, but the peckham joke...wtf? xD Russel, frank, hugh, legends! <3

[AmbientMaster]

"Dear Points of View, I would like to complain about the weird voice you are reading out my letter IN!"

I'm sorry, I just had to XD

[AndyMaines93]

"This is John Simpson, for the ITN MASSIFFFVE!" (massive)

[chelseafcrocks82]

Gina's second, equally unfunny Peckham joke. =/

[WTFreakinHell]

Dear BBC, please stop making Gina appear on Mock the Week!

[CrossyCriss]

What a News Reporter Would Never Say, .........The Truth.

[afkj2507]

finally the power in beirut appears to be back on...... the radiator im chained to is getting quite warm.

[jackbutton169]

They cut off the bit where one of them says "Dear points of view, Who do I write to if I think points of view is shit"

[cammz3]

@jackbutton169 thats on a different episode

[pkmnguy2010]

anyone else google "nuts on the road nim nim nim"

[WTFreakinHell]

@pkmnguy2010 in headliners on that episode, frankie made up nuts on the road, and later in the show, andy made up nim nim nim.

evidence from mock the week: too hot for tv, extras, episode nuts, pies and NIM NIM NIM

[BlackPanther5452]

@pkmnguy2010 yeah...there's not a facebook page XD

[popazz1]

Why isn't this just re-named "The Smug Boyle & Dennis Show"?!

[pkmnguy2010]

@popazz1 because the "boyle" would have to be removed

[popazz1]

@pkmnguy2010 ,

Welcome to MTW,you're now it's new co-comic,lol!

[lukeyyyy08]

MTW is nowhere near as good without Frankie Boyle

[SanctimoniousSpork]

CBOOBIES! <3

[AcousticDude100]

reports of a mystery man loitering in the area, turned out to be me :P

[TheIntruderSeries]

Y O Y O Y

[sanaasmilelines]

ITN masssiiiiiveee!! brap brap! =P

[talkingmonkey1000]

i love the last joke about nigella is so true as well =)

[chocolulu123]

Poor Russell! He keeps trying to go but people keep going in front of him! Awww!

[kitaarmes]

At 2:10 russell howard is picking his nose :P

[kitaarmes]

pause at 2:10 russell howard is picking his nose :/

[courtneyandkitty]

CBOOBIES was funny but his expressions are annoying and creepy!

[lordlewisuk]

im not sexist but every girl whos been on MTW is just not funny

[19Dev18]

@lordlewisuk I totally agree.



[XylonYuuka]

@lordlewisuk im a girl and i just think the female comedians are the worst, for some reason they are never as funny as the men on this show :)

[TheFigrol]

@XylonYuuka aqppart from Sharah Millican...she can be very funny...

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@XylonYuuka It's just Gina Yashere, she's the least funny person in history; all her jokes are about Nigerians or Peckham. Come back when you've got more material. Actually don't love lol.

[funnygal1111]

@JapaneseSniper1983 just because you put lol at the end of that comment doesn't make it funny

[OriginaIIy]

@XylonYuuka that black women is one of the funniest i think!

[pretenditsagoodworld]

@XylonYuuka totally agree!! and i'm a girl to - it's sad isn't it:s

[diavarezable]

@XylonYuuka They never are... It's strange, I don't mean to be sexist or anything, but they never are... maybe they lack the vulgarity or rudeness you sometimes need for good stand-up...

[punkmetal11]

I don't get the Peckham joke... :-S Gina can be funny, only when she's not doing jokes about Peckham and Nigeria. Ed is great, definitely underrated and quite sexy to boot ;)

[aaronrushton1]

frankie boyle, hugh dennis and russell howard are the only reason i watch this show.

[Thegamedude10]

@aaronrushton1 same but i like andy parsons 2

[aaronrushton1]

@Thegamedude10 he's ok, but i don't think he's all that funny tbh.

[Thegamedude10]

@aaronrushton1 he has his moments when he is funny and times when he is shit

[MrHeslopian]

@aaronrushton1 Not a huge Andy Parsons fan then? :P

[blkcnzproductions]

@aaronrushton1

I agree but Russell Howard is childish

[aaronrushton1]

@blkcnzproductions your point is...?

[blkcnzproductions]

@aaronrushton1

I think its clear

[aaronrushton1]

@blkcnzproductions yeah he's childish, but that's part of what makes him funny.

[kitaarmes]

@aaronrushton1 i have to agree x



[LorrDx]

@aaronrushton1 the bald guy on the left at the front is just as funny as them all :D

[J040PL7]

lol seeboobies

[jbirdie96]

go to 3:17 its funny as your mums penis

[DayDreamtoSleep]

I love Russell's hair in this clip soooo much,

[elijahhandley]

i don't understand andy parson's "nim nim nim" joke, can someone explain it?

Oh and Gina is the funniest comedi-- sorry, can't say that with a straight face

[eragonsaphira777]

@elijahhandley

It's a call back to a jole Frankie made earlier in the show, it's on the 'too hot for tv' dvd.

[xRoseus]

Ed Byrneeeeee. <3 <3 <3

[tberwick1]

@RJByrnezie

I concur

[PikaVaughanchu]

Ed Byrne doesn't get alot of credit, but he is an amazing comedy, he's in my top 5 favourite comedians.

[CammehYaBams]

more polish!

[misskoolgirl619]

oy russel..ITS BBC 2 NOT 3

[CallofDutysessions]

Gina. What's funnier than a female comedian?... Everything.

[rachel11smith]

Next on news 24 I'm going to punch a zebra, who cares no-ones watching?!

[stivmitchell04]

Gina...is it a bit TOO obvious that you're from Peckham?

[WTFreakinHell]

dear points of view, watching queer eye for the straight guy made me think that if i made gay friends they'd give me fashion tips. actually, they fucked me!

classic boyle

[burageable]

im gonna punch a zebra" Russel howard you legend :D x

[JapaneseSniper1983]

Why do people think Gina Yashere is funny?

[RyderFly89]

@JapaneseSniper1983 i dont :), she ruined this

[Stain6Less]

@JapaneseSniper1983 Because she is, get over it.

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@Stain6Less She clearly isn't... She has two "jokes".

[Stain6Less]

@JapaneseSniper1983 Which are funny.

[RJByrnezie]

@Stain6Less no there not

[spowneh]

@JapaneseSniper1983 They don't, it's fake laughter

[OoAkai]

a moment ago a few shots were fired, i should know...i fired them XD

[S3CT1ON]

Gina....shut up

[blainyrules]

the sum of gina yashere's jokes: someone in peckham, then a nigerian accent.

[inkystinkypinkywinky]

@blainyrules so true! how many times has she done that joke!

[coolandy60]

nice hair russell ;) and co za asy

(you have 2 watch raywilliamjohnson to understand that :P)

xx xx