Incredible Tape Measure Tricks

[jeanieSinsin]

like a boss!

[dvddude13]

thats some spiderman shit

[Kaden5]

This guy is scorpion from Mortal Kombat IRL lol

[TheREGISMarkV]

this guy should be fired on the spot!

[Time4Wafflez]

And I thought Mexicans were lazy on the job

[IllTouchYou101]

Is this guy a fucking Jedi?!?!?!

[mikemica1967]

How did you get the tape measure to do that??

[Holykatzbob]

He's like spiderman... only with tape measure!

[bozo0912]

Carpentry at its finest....

[strykeriuz]

WTF

[mazee3607]

Haha to everyone hating just admit you hate your life so when you see others enjoying it your quick to try and ruin it cause yourselfish. Tisk Tisk

[ncniga]

that's why contractors never finish nothing on time

[nicktraj1984]

Cool tricks

NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!

[shadowguitar451]

And this is why we hire wet backs they get shit done and don't play with there tools lol

[livefreak1995]

lol typical builders =P

[Gheos16]

Spiderman is real 0_o

[wtfrudoing2me]

Sweet tricks.. Now get back to building my house.

[Undeadpizzaboy]

GET OVER HEre...... wait this isnt my whip dart.....

[emigrantgap]

he can fling it, but can he read it?

[the430movie]

They must be UNION contractors! Milkin the job with mischief!

[DanM333]

I bet that guy does nothing except fuck around with the tape measure all day

[wm1462]

Took me my dad and our boss 3 days for a two story house

[savagebollox]

How long does it take these guys to build a hse ???

[ILikeWafflz]

If this was real, wouldn't the tape have not jumped out of his arm at 0:20 and disappeared for a split second? Not to mention the lack of the sound of the keys?

[herale08]

i love red necks but this is awsome 2

[LegendShark]

GO TAPE GO!

[envysingsing]

what kinda tape is that

[ensile]

@envysingsing fatmax stanley extreme edition. I have one and the end is very heavy, i have never tried this but I don't doubt it's possible

[MitchdaBiker]

it is oveise that he never built any of the houses he was in

[jinxmike]

behind the seems of extreme makeover home edition

[Bastiest]

Holy shit... Is this for real?

[YourFriendlyTroll]

0:16 *Wtf*

[MRSIKA500]

real productive , glad the customers are getting moneys worth , fucking americans

[chargerfighter1]

@MRSIKA500

Oh get s sense of humor you dull, discriminating ass.

[MRSIKA500]

@chargerfighter1 oooo ouch 

[chargerfighter1]

@MRSIKA500

OH, I'm sorry, truly. You understand sarcasm, so I won't lie, you're not as bad as I thought. On that note, I'm not going to bother continuing this, and will admit that my assumption was not accurate. Good day.

[chargerfighter1]

@MRSIKA500

OH, I'm sorry, truly. You understand sarcasm, so I won't lie, you're not as bad as I thought. On that note, I'm not going to bother continuing this, and will admit that my assumption was not accurate. Good day.

[MRSIKA500]

@chargerfighter1 and who are you? i look forward to your next well thort out reply to somthing that never concernd you in the first place, um, good day

[chargerfighter1]

@MRSIKA500

You know, I wasn't being sarcastic in my last comment, but thanks for assuming it was. And when you stereotype a country, yes, you do involve those who are from it. Should've "thort that out".

[MRSIKA500]

@chargerfighter1 i don't realy care what you think and stick to my original comment .ill involve who ever i want , if you want to take offence thats your problem .so i put my middle finger up to you

[chargerfighter1]

@MRSIKA500

Well, have fun being an ignorant asshole who doesn't know anything past blatant stereotyping. And oh, a middle finger. Welcome to the 21st century, it's about as offensive as waving to someone.

[MRSIKA500]

@chargerfighter1 i will have fun thanks , .and i still have my middle finger up, a gesture can be as offensive as you want it to be. enjoy your over zealous patriotic life

[chargerfighter1]

@MRSIKA500

So being right makes me patriotic. Funny. I never said that I cared about this soon-to-be-doomed country, just that you did involve it.

[MRSIKA500]

@chargerfighter1 yeah i geuss we have not caring about america in commen then , it seems to me like you just a little addicted to youtube battles??? and if shit doesnt go your way you proclaim to be right no matter what , exactly the way i picture every american. been there done that im better than evey one , you a a perfect advocate for your country , you should be proud .tosser

[MRSIKA500]

@chargerfighter1 yeah america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Casowsky]

93 people realised their houses are being built by these guys

[ricktbdgc]

I'm in framing construction just like these guys, and I can say that if you try to launch your tape out to fast, it will jam.. the reel spins faster than the tape leaves and binds against the edges. The most you can do is maybe 12 ft.

[shewawa3]

i like your video and subcribe for you, can you sub back

[foster842]

most amazing thing ive ever seen

[SnovvVilliers]

This is fake FYI.

[junitono1]

I'd like to see him try it with a ruler :P

[kgsolaman5000]

I bet he can fuck his wife with that thing

[maniquis371]

Scorpion.

[majorevangelism]

thumbs up if u tried doing some tricks with your tape measure

[Kryquietmind]

imagine what he can do with his dick...0_o

[OWLovethBL]

What a fabulous waste of time

[ron7697]

all you fucks who have never built a house for a living, this shit is true, specially if you use a Stanley Fatmax. You guys beat me to making my own video.

[Cloud98]

This is why constructions deadlines are constantly postponed.

[emigrantgap]

@Cloud98 its good to enjoy your work, but i could not agree with you more. play time was when you were twelve

[BriitStiick]

like none of you ever goof off at work...or even have jobs!

[ObviouslyBenHughes]

Now you're thinking with tape measures!

[Xcoopa93]

Fake and gay

[stinkbuttstjean]

I wonder if he can do that with his cock..

[marimint]

This is why when they say 30 days it's actually 60

[Serinthen]

haters gonna hate. I gonna like.

[irishchrisc]

After about 100 takes i'd do that. Not impressed, as they probably did too!!

[Bredli37]

So this is why builders take so long

[maxxm123]

Am i the only person who notices his screenname? what the fuck

[codyandcambria]

@maxxm123 Your point? Paramore is a great band.

[MileyDOMOKUNpugs]

that looks an awful lot like the house thats being built next to mine. but they hired latino dudes so...

[TieLandProductions]

He's like Spider-Man! Except the webs he shoots are more rigid and short-range. And they're yellow. And, well... yeah.

[TheEthug]

@TieLandProductions rofl

[jaybram24]

wanna know how i know you're a failure at life?

[first1at1everything]

that is why i hire mexicans there faster,cheaper and they dont mess around

[DDenDong16]

@first1at1everything ...and your house will fall apart in 10 years. But hey, that's like, 10 years from now.

[first1at1everything]

@DDenDong16 ... i have mexican build my 3 story house and that was 7 years a go so i guess it so time for me to leave but they did a good job on my lawn

[raveriotraid]

Spiderman?

[fanl11]

fake

[andyman8662]

wow alot of hate on carpenters. but im in commercial carpentry and whenever i work in an occupied space. all i see is people sitting in their cubes staring at the ceiling.

[chaoticartist1]

@Daeshee: Shut the fuck up you troll ass faggot. Genuine reactions dont mean it's fake you ass hat.

[mikl0003]

what a surprise, construction workers not doing their jobs...

[vigilantpursuit]

this is amazing.

...hope his boss doesn't see this.



[CharismaticEnigma6]

He is the hero Gotham deserves

(btw congrats on the most pointless talent ever lol)

[gthompson6395]

so THATS why the construction took an extra month...

[WinnieNotThePooh]

He is the new spiderman.

[guitardude495]

this is what they do instead of actual construction work

[StupidFatFag]

Pudge, the contractor

[ShinylipsRevolution]

I tried messing with a tape measure and it cut my finger really bad :D

[Daeshee]

It doesn't take a genius to realize it's a fake viral video made by an ad agency... When I see a video of people doing tricks like this and then high fiving each other like that it reeks of fake.

[evilgeniuself]

Wow, I wonder when they got their house finished (I say their house because it doesn't look like they have the equipment used by most construction agencies I've seen)?

[Mintergalactic]

I never wanted to go into Construction until I saw this video.

[cjbh1996]

i imagine my dad and his crew doing this all day long

[TiagoTiagoT]

That guy is like a superhero!!!

[hugofat]

look at his arm at 0:20???

[HailDMK]

0:12

Fuck your Big Gulp.

[gjacobellis]

How High can you balance it vertically?

[krissmith1986]

You guys are idiots. This is not why it takes "so long" to build a house. There are so many factors that determine how long a house will take to build.

[prodigy372]

@krissmith1986 lol You suck at humor.

[MrWakawakaflocka]

thats so much better than actually working

[HinataKpeach69]

He's like some kind of frog.

Some kind of construction frog.

[nalbonp]

so this is why it takes so long to build a house.

[irishjames32]

1st again! how do I do it?!

[lolquintron]

yeah quit being bored at your job like everyone else and just be a drone already. those few minutes of screwing around will add up to that house being made a day later!!!

[sidnerdella]

Haha! Their excitement and happiness is contagious!

[TheHunty2010]

FUKKEN SUPERHERO

[swickification]

wow he's a great employee... wasting company money to teach himself useless 'tricks' haha I still watched it though..

[redwurm123456]

GET TO WORK OMFG!

[redwurm123456]

GET TO WORK OMFG!



[Tingrassia804]

0:17 fake

[irishjames32]

first!

[stfuquinn]

@irishjames32 594th!

[thesupboii]

bahahaha, made my day!

[Frindleis]

This man needs nothing, as long as he keeps a tape measure around.

[astrovandel]

shouldt they be workin

[Onlinenine9]

@astrovandel Shouldn't you learn how to spell?

[whityjack]

he is a ninja!!!

[TheDwelch10]

quit messing around and build my god damn house

[sevaric]

Thats awsome. NOW FINISH MY DAMNED HOUSE. =-)

[scoobychel]

I've been doing that for years....it's a lot of fun.......I was once on a scizzor lift, and I didn't like the station that the other crew had playing on their Dewalt site radio.....It has big rugged knobs on it .....I changed the station with my tape , and it happened to go on my station by fluke.....then I turned quickly to pretend it wasn't me....the guy just looked at his radio scratching his head....lol.....an yes you need the heavy duty tape to do it.....it needs weight to accelerate....

[SKIDO56]

no joke this is possible , ive been doing it for the past few hours and the furthest ive gotten was 7 and a half feet

[AJConrady]

0:21 fake.

[splejx]

Tim Taylor would not bother about this n00b shit !

[dreambuilderkmg]

Is this real?

[P3RSIANpinoy]

feels good to be a carpentry student

At school we are always goofing off and having fun while learning/working

I cant believe I wasted 2 years in college

[toyotaman4x4]

honey im home...hard day at work

[riahmatic]

You guys need better actors.

[ramrodvs]

anyone who has ever used a standard 25' tape measure knows if this video is fake or not

[B4dM4nJ0e]

ITS SPIDER MAN!!!!!!

[SamBurningBarbWire]

You can tell it's fake -_- at 0:20 it jumps through his hands and you can see it juddering around mid air.

[motolifeduce64]

what kind of tape measure works best?

[SKIDO56]

@motolifeduce64 ive been using a stanley 25' powerlock , and it works very good

[BUZDRIFT]

one word.....FAKE or maybe six

[2s7a2m7]

Try that with a yard stick.

[DirkAndersen810]

None of your neggies matter because you can't do this. It's called a break fags. Plus knowing these guys, they will never see your comments haha!

[Deadparrot99ss]

So..according to many people's comments, those in the construction business are not allowed to have fun at work?

[ImZesTey]

i loled when he turned on the radio LOL!

[HuasoPodrido]

Neat, now try it in metric!

[chargerfighter1]

@HuasoPodrido

Oh shit, you just went there. :P

[HawkFan30]

Shit! American building standards are shit house... NO noggins between studs? where the fuck does the wall get its strength from?

The noggins would add 5x the strength to the walls... especially load bearing

[Judicial78]

@HawkFan30 Who needs sturdy walls when they will just throw the fucking house away in 5 years and buy another one?

[Mikeumps]

I wonder how many hours were invested in this....Enough for an extra bedroom...

[dbCalfat]

Wandering why House prises are going up?? Lol

[JonsonerETA]

I'm the only one who sees this guy screaming "get over here!" every time he does his trick?

[wetbak4life]

Haters go home this is some funny shot even if it's fakenor not .... I always get the boss man with a tape shot

[lanegjones]

fake



[GDaynf]

So THIS is what people do when they go to trade school...

[LiKnoll]

Lame

[OnionChang]

Fuckin lovin it

[retroandreas]

Wow on the negative comments. Meanwhile back at the office I see a bunch of pasty lethargic do nothings waiting for lunch so they can go out and screw around on their spouses.

[TYTythTYTonkey]

GET OVER HERE!!!!! Im gonna try that now lol.

[dimitrizeman100]

its spiderman

[RazorSeanh]

this is pure epic

[davidpmpm]

so hes getting paid 30 bucks an hr to do this? hense the decrepit housing market

[marchak]

this reminds me of a styx song "i've got too much time on my hands"

[Ribzlibz]

Spiderman, spiderman...

[GuitarOwnage69]

i liked the one where he changed the music channel and the key trick



[otto5656]

God bless the carpenters union.

[TheWiggler1234]

I want to be a construction worker now...

[bberrytx17]

awsome way to kill time at work

[TheCarneg]

i dont think im gonna be getting much work done tomorrow

[skynetservice]

spiderman

[ahoogaa]

the way it floats in the air looks fake to me...

[Slipstream720]

@ahoogaa have you ever actually handled a tape measure?

[RunRabid]

It's very impressive and completely plausible, but I understand digital special effects software exists nowadays, so I'm going to be a fucking retard and state that this absolutely has to be fake.

[SuperSkunky420]

@RunRabid you absolutely have never worked with one before its actually easy not to be that accurate but hes not actually throwing it that far lol

[Vajrasiddha]

Is that the Bostitch 35' Tape Measure?

It's got a big lip, and is huge.

[blakew18]

@Vajrasiddha Its a stanley fat max exteme

[SuperSkunky420]

@Vajrasiddha Stanley fat max extreme it's all I use lol

[donthr]

SLURP!

[grazzer88]

wtf, the light switch switches the wrong way.

[michaelgieni]

@grazzer88 What? Every house I've ever been in, up is on, down is off. Maybe your house was built wrong.

[mthlay15]

@michaelgieni it might have two switches for one light

[grazzer88]

@michaelgieni Must be a US thing. You guys do everything backwards.

[nathanjedwards90]

looks pretty fake