Cr1TiKaL's Best Quotes Part 5

[FreakySheva]

The Best Birthday gift ever. (Dec. 23)

[heinzie5]

"i was on a train, AND I WENT SOMEWHERE ON IT!"

[9juju6]

12:06 is my favorite quote by him of all time hahahaha

[pyromasteralex]

6:54 do it it works trust me im a pervert :D

[UkrainianDragon1993]

Just watched all 5 parts...

Final nipple count: 1,294,027

[poopnose71]

can somebody tell me what is the game hes playing at :57, with the bear driving the car?,and is it for xbox or PC

[TheSkaterkid117]

Weres part 6??????

[rbobert18]

ALL BABY LOVING, SANE PATRONS OF YOUTUBE, IN LIGHT OF MY POOR FINANCIAL PROCEEDINGS, I DEMAND 100,000,000,000 DOLLARS, OR I SHALL RUIN THIS VIDEO'S RECORD WITH IT'S FIRST... DISLIKE!!

[shutupIhavemoney]

What we know of Cr1TiKaL:

he has a dog

he is a guy

he hit puberty over 30 times now

he is 30 years old

he likes nipples

[Eddie43SA]

@shutupIhavemoney how do we know hes 30?

[shutupIhavemoney]

@Eddie43SA look on he's channel

[Mattattack999]

1:32 im eating captincrunch rite now!!!!!!!!

[doodleyyy]

I know that this is a poor decision, but I'm choosing you.... What the fuck are you?

[xboxfreak115]

oh my Shit stain of an ass whole marked with niple milk this is funney

[GTAMANIAC1999]

Cr1TiKaL video idea: Postal II Gameplay and Commentary

[Mattattack999]

i... alomost died........l of LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOL

[AznSKorea]

If I was as funny as Critikal I would be the most popular person at school

[Eatabagel1]

theres only one problem with this guy HE NEVER LAUGHS EVEN THOUGH HES SO FUNNY HE MAKES THE DEAF MANS NIPPLES MILK FASTER THAN A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN AT A GAY KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

[SrXalot]

What the fuck are you?

[IrishMatrix]

I was watching this while on a toilet... I am now very scared

[Literally101]

0:00 free replay button!! :))))

[MrAdamz123]

"i once had to use my scrotom as a flotation aid!" LOL

[Valaument]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

[MusicPlayer10497]

Where was when he sneezed and he goes "Shit in my trousers I'm alright" I can't find which video that's in and it wasn't in any of these.

[pogorules15]

@MusicPlayer10497 It's in the Cleverbot video

[MusicPlayer10497]

@pogorules15 Yeah I found that out haha best quote EVER. Thanks

[ymy080af08em]

3:54 History is made

[ZombifiedLegion]

@DaPreyChippy without a doubt

[RyuichiShoda]

I just popped up a boner. Thank you for doing this!

[RLmike1234]

@RyuichiShoda Achievement Unlocked!

Having a Stiffy 69G

[TheAvagantamos]

I am Avagantamos, the eater of nipples!!

[WildSoccerMan]

10:14 "I stay frosty." lmfao

[soccer383]

follow @Cr1tikalQuotes on Twitter!

[Rutabzzz]

Best present evar!

[MrKushez]

12:02 made me LOL so hard

[Girllz0]

What's the video at 4:28?

[parkourz0]

@Girllz0 arrows to the knee 3000

[supervenom2000]

skyrim easy unique weapons guide 

[bednarskimatthew]

@Girllz0 Skyrim Easy Unique Weapons Guide

[Akibachan1]

What's the video where he explains how to get a woman?

[SugoiCompilations]

@Akibachan1 Battlefield 3 Fun Tactics Delivery

[DaPreyChippy]

This is the Best Christmas Present of All Time.

[azkitanmoreno123]

I tore off my fucking pants when I saw this.

[parkourz0]

@azkitanmoreno123 you have fucking pants too? :D I thought i was the only one with the lack of sense to put on pants in the act of sexual intercourse.

[2424dynasty2424]

@azkitanmoreno123 PFFT i'm not wearing pants to begin with!