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  • Hahaha this funny.

    Next time do a serious video and not use a voice changer "bro"

    25+ grey hair and trolling on youtube that must be kinda huge step in the "media whore scale"

  • If you read my post again you may notice I didn't express anger, rather I'm stating you have a limited view of the poeple your commenting about, I'm not sure what your getting at repeating a meme, but no, not mad, merely making an observation, one that seems to be lost to you.

  • @demaciu88

    Cool story bro.

  • Chimps are CRACKHEAD strong!

  • It's interesting that you make a 7 minute video about Oprah trying to get viewers.

    Who are you to decide what Charla Nash does or Oprah or anyone, and you suggest suicide because she was maimed? Dude I hope you never have any big problems or we'll see your parents on Oprah talking about your suicide cause you lost a leg. btw Oprah was "big" before you were born. p.s. I don't watch Oprah but I don't think I'm better than her or Charla Nash.

  • @demaciu88

    Who are YOU to decide what I do or don't do?

    Hypocrite much?

  • @TheArchfiend I didn't decide anything, I observed your video and stated it was poorly conceived to be concise.

    Intelligence much?

  • @demaciu88

    U mad bro?

  • and anyway.....i am sorry for my bad english i hope u still understand.;->>>

  • oh yes dude. you are so right.a lot of people, just like me, here in germany feel sorry for charla. but having a male cimp older than 7 years as a pet puhhhhh......i dont know what to say. over here in germany that would not be possibel, and that is good.i think one more year over here, and its not even allowed anymore to have exotic animals in a cirkus. and that is great.

  • Crikey.

  • For a follow-up: blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/11­/charla-nash-reveals-new-face-­to-meredith-vieira-on-today.ht­ml

  • ha, I was just watching the 911 call about the chimp ripping off her face, and who appears in the sidebar to talk about it, a featured archfiend video xD

  • There is a woman without a face and hands and this dude is worried about the ratings.

  • @sunstar7watcher She got a face and hands now, she got lots of surgeries.

  • shut what we call the fuck up

  • @1martinaqueen

    And if I don't you will ...?

  • you're fuckin jokes man

  • @farhood95 your* sorry bro

  • It's a madhouse! A madhouse!

  • People always think that animals can be trained like Mr Ed. Nope. Seen to many shows with “trained and peaceful” animals. And then that “trained and peaceful” animal becomes upset or scared and starts attacking. No hindsight needed. A woman was mutilated by a gorilla in the Netherlands. She “smiled” her teeth every time she visited like a friendly smile! But for a gorilla its “I am tougher then you bitch” smile. Moral of the story= just don’t mmkay

  • @Ben1987X  I heard about that women on ? radiolab? ttbook ?--Did you hear the one about the pissed off tiger that followed a guy home and "murdered" him,they find what's left of him and try to" csi"what happened?

  • about a half an hour away from me in ohio, we recently had a man who let loose his exotic zoo and shot himself. fucking wild animals were all over the place, and there was a tiger found a few miles from my school.

    and yes, i watched the oprah clips and i wasnt very impressed with her either. some of the questions she asked were so stupid. "how does your face feel?" its like "huh..i dont know. why dont you try getting mauled by a fucking chimp and tell me?!"

  • You are very very right, thank you for this video.

    Keep away from dangerous animals.

  • cash money

  • Damn boy u r hot n sexy!! Id fuck that ass daddy!!! Yeah!!!

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  • Shock value is why these things are popular good/bad. People are intrigue to find out how/why it happened, you watch Oprah for that same thing, also Papers make money from it Oprah gets the viewers also Carla/Victim gets money. The chimp was probably at a dangerous age to keep a monkey as mentioned on programme about owning a dangerous pet, where this was discussed.

  • this guy talk a lot of shit! ie tigers aren't from india

  • What a twat

  • take some of that youtube money and color that nasty gray hair

  • u damn fuckhead.

  • @ralph4877

    u mad bro?

  • There are ads on this video.

  • @CaptObvious11

    Thank you Captain Obvious. I have no problem making money off of that fat load, Oprah.

  • @TheArchfiend just a question. in germany they bring ophra since a few month on tv, i did not watch it yet. to me it seems like many people in the states dont like her. is that true?

  • Omg I love you!

    You really speak the truth here, even if it hurts. More people should definitely watch this video.

  • you're an insensitive asshole....have some respect

  • you are so rude

  • What the hell? You are a fucking ignorant, uneducated asshole.

  • Eagles suck!

  • What is ogresh.com (1:25)? I think that is how it is being said o-g-r-e-s-h???

  • If you're gonna have a pet chimp, get a pet timberwolf in case you need a four legged gun with long fangs and steel vise jaws to stop the crazy little ape!

  • good god you are such a dipshit.

  • Do you know what your talking about, or do you just have too much time on your hands?

  • The question is, will it blend?

  • I don't know about the money part. With that amount, she could probably pay for one hell of a plastic surgeon and maybe get an eye transplant.

  • You are hilarious. So the purpose of your videos is to constantly whine and complain and act as much like a little girl as you possibly can? Well done!

  • ad revenue

  • it's not that horrific dude. you're cute though. i'm not saying it's not terrible what happened to her because it totally is.

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  • This discription of her face probably really helped her self esteem after a horrific, life-changing experience. I bet it helped a lot.

  • I CANT even believe that this women, attacked her friends pet ape and tried to rip the apes arms and jaw off, what goes around comes around :)

  • Seriously, your video wouldn't have been half bad if you could try not to make light of the poor woman who was attacked. Calling Oprah names, lol... You really think she cares? Point being. We are all human beings, and should be striving to become better beings. It would be so much better to call out your faults, but for what purpose. I'm trying to be a better person and hopefully you will become the person you were ment to be.

  • Maybe it was questionable judgement for Oprah to bring the woman on her show,

    but at least her treatment was fairer than this clown's opinion. My opinion of him:

    another moron with a soapbox. 

  • Man, I feel so sorry fro people with birth defects, or with insane injuries. I see them and I think to myself how many people make fun of them for it.

    It sickens me.

  • your a fucking dick!!!

  • @TheDvyne808

    *you're

  • WTF? like are you a dumbass how can u tell a story so horrific the way you are telling it? What if this happened to you?? Then you wouldn't be telling the story in this manner. Your a fucking asshole yo. i swear!

  • in regards to the money being no good, at least her daughter will never have to worry about money.

  • oh i should of listened to this video omfg ughh thats worse then fucking bme pain olympics

  • you are such an asshole. this woman survived and it took so much courage. she probably has changed many people's lives by not committing suicide. if she can live like that why cant anyone else? your such a bad guy to say how horrible she looks. why not give her credit? shes more of a person you'll ever be.

  • @beachgirlzx18 You my dear, are a fool. You're attacking him for the very thing you're doing. "If she can live like that, why can't anyone else?". Like what exactly? Like what he described? So, she can take comfort in knowing that she's the lowest common denominator in terms of shitty life happenstances? That she sets the bar? I mean, this guy is clearly a jackass, but come the hell on, you're a hypocrite.

    

  • U did not have to say how horrible she looks she can't help it thank god she is alive!!!

  • @pkp3k thank god shes alive? you must be kidding or retarded

  • Personally I think all animals that are not native to our country should be outlawed and banned from coming into the country. Those that are here now should be reintroduced to the wild and if that is not an option then they should be sterilized. Let them live out their lives comfortably in a wild life refuge. Wild animals are meant to live in the wild. Not in captivity. It is cruel.

  • Actually, Tigers come from India, China and many other asian countries, not central to India. There are different breeds of tigers (Siberian, Bengal etc) similar to how there are different breeds of dogs/ cats/ and a whole host of other species.

    Gotta pity that Charla Nash lady too. Since the owner died, she will not receive any money at all, and her lawsuit is for naught.

    Hate to say it, but death would probably have been far kinder than having to live without hands and other senses gone.

  • Actually the chimp wasn't on drugs to keep it tame, it was on drugs because it had lime disease. I'm sure it effected the chimp's attack but it wasn't prescribed to keep him tame.

    This story is really sad, I couldn't imagine being that Charla Nash lady. And the chimp's owner had it pretty bad too... she lost her son in a car accident, her husband to cancer, got to see her friend savagely mauled, the chimp she loved like a child killed, and lost all her assets and, before dying of an aneurysm.

  • The chimp owner had been feeding it human anti deppressents.... They think they are prettu sure thats why it freaked out from nowhere.

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  • Fucking chimps but damn i didn't know they were that strong but i would like to know while her friend was being beat up by the chimp, what was she doing?

  • my biggest horror of all for me is to be blind

  • No wat first it wuz here friend chimp and you wrong right just hope god for gives you and how could you be so mean thats wrong how could you do something like that it wuz her friend you are wrong.........

  • dude 4real ur so right! this video was educational and in my opion some of the stuff u said was funny as hell

  • Ok. I see the picture and i feel so bad the the lady. And what you do? " Holy Sh**". That's what you do. Alot. You say that alot. I'm not trying to be mean at any reason. I'm just saying. Cuz I now your older than me and stuff ( Im really kinda young and not supposed to know that word) so your allowed to or whatevs...but you do kinda say that alot.

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  • Charming.

    *shakes head* You make some very good points...there are a large number of things that is messed up in this world.

  • He makes a very good point, oprahs asking stupid questions. Like seriously who has a chimp the size of a small gorillia running around their house? she deserves to get sued for 50 Mil

  • Chimps become violent at puberty: that's why MJ gave his chimp up to a sanctuary when it was time. It is sad that Travis's owner did not know about the terrible danger of keeping him after he reached puberty. Male elephants also become violent at certain stages.. Thankfully people don't keep elephants as pets. I don't know about any cases of pet tigers attacking people. . . but I am steering clear of Texas!!!

  • @loralieisa why do they become violent at puberty? horomones?

  • @loralieisa Yes but in this case the chimp had overdosed on Adderall (a medication for people with ADHD) and the owner asked the women to come and help her put it back in its cage. Something happened and the owner ended up locking the chimp and woman inside the house. The chimp ripped off her face and bit off her hands without even realizing it. :(

    That being said it is not the chimp's fault but the fault of whomever was in charge of administering the chimp's medication that he overdosed.

  • @iAshGotGame Why would you give curious george adderall? to calm it down? haha

  • @iAshGotGame it wasn't adderall, it was xanax. She gave him some xanax because he was being a ball buster and wouldn't come in the house. She thought it would calm him down and he'd come inside and take a nap. he didn't even finish the tea she put the xanax into, the un-dissolved xanax's were stuck to the bottom of the mug when the tea was gone. He only got some trace amount of xanax, therefore it caused nothing, zip. Travis disliked her and attacked her when he got the chance, the end.

  • @loralieisa - lol. Wow, really? Stereotype much? I'm from Texas, and the majority of us don't keep Apes as pets.

    I reckon I am steering clear of NYC where the majority of human apes live, unchained.

    (Hey, I'm from Texas, remember? I figure, if you're going to stereotype us, I might as well have fun with it, and play the KKK role. lol.)

  • Dude, this guy was fucking hilarious.

  • GAY!!!!!!!!!

  • i agree with him 2 a sertant point but i can say u can never tame a wild animal u may think u can but u cant, if it wants 2 turn the it will turn and u cant do nuthin 2 stop it with outusin drugs or killing the animal. that is a fact of huma nature. and iv sin her b4 like this n it is bad but it wont stay in my mind 4 ever iv sin worse shit than that but it is bad that se cant really do nuthin now. n if any1 reads this n thinks im takin the piss the fuck off im no ok!...

  • Dude what are you talking about? he didnt rip her eyes out, he tor most of her face off and it took her eye lids with the face part so they took them out. and you make it sound worte than it really is

  • I agree with you on every single point.And I agerr that Oprah eploited this lady's screwed up life.And no amount of money is going to fix it.If it had been me...I'd take myself out with no regrets.NO if's,and's or but's about it Peace.

  • well hopefully the cash will help her out...

  • I agree with the annotation you posted around 0:06 and 0:07! woot! lol

  • bableing so informative stupid one

  • @uraldneprvw

    Before this I banged your mom and out popped you. So, you're right. Nothing major happened.

  • @TheArchfiend i honestly dont think that fact was true about more tigers in Texas. I think that was a joke..

  • @TheArchfiend Lol TROLOLOLOLOL 

  • @uraldneprvw lol epic pwnage!

  • "The chimpanzee got pissed and beat the shit out of her"

    Freakin' priceless.

  • @shadowgeyser I have no need to respond to your comment so I won't.

  • the chimpanzee did not rip her eyes out the doctors had to remove them later on cuz they were infected

  • What drugs did they give the monkey? lol omg, maybe it needed roofies...

  • what about a face transplant with 25 million and then spend the other half for disney land?

  • do you know where tigers come from?

    INDIA!!!!!!

    bahaha

  • Why didn't Charla Nash's friend whack it round the head with a frying pan? The police arn't gonna turn up in a minute, Charla's friend should have hit the monkey with something and if she did I believe that Charla might still have some features left

  • @LyleBennet she tsabbed it with a butcher knife and beat it repeatedly with a shovel but it obviously wasnt enough

  • 5:10

    "Why are there more tigers in Texas than there are in Asia"

    The answer to that my friend is because they are sexy beasts... And I, being a Texan, just so happen to... well... never mind.

  • women don't know how to hold authority over their pets. They spoil their pets like bratty children and don't set any rules and then we are all surprised when one day a chimp raised by a single mother does this. The other woman raised her chimp like a child without rules from day one and the chimp simply acted on his experience.

  • @MaggieTemptationEyes well that's the thing, Arch did say that this chimp was well trained, it's called natural instinct. i'm not sayting that makes what happend any better, god no, like my mum trained my two dogs EXTREMELY well, and they just bark when another dog walks past, and all that shit, it's natural instinct, not poor training, it may have been much much worse if the chimp was poorly trained

  • im gonna face fuck your mouth wide open

  • What was the name of that site he said he went to ?

  • @gorkchris Ogrish. It doesn't exist anymore.

  • @WebkinzProductionz She will never get better. She is scarrd for life

  • that was a bad face

  • You- Until the cops came over and put a bullet in the chimpanzee

    CC- Have not heard of silicon came over and hit a ball and chimpanzee

  • @Tinymclean That's way closer than it usually is.

  • If i was her after the first attack I would move away.. I feel sorry for her. But after the first time if she had brains she shouldn't have visited it again. though i feel so sorry for her.

  • i hope your face gets ripped off by a chimp

  • @zannythegreek I hope your mother gets fucked by a tiger

  • I think the woman is still keeping chimps and I can't remember but I think she isn't treating the situation like much of a big deal as it is.

  • @TheMetroidMurderer have you heard the phone call? She told them to shoot the chimp so it died too.....She isnt keeping chimps either

  • @CatieTime thats why I said I think I saw Fatal Attraction and I couldn't remember what she said.

  • Whine whine whine whine.

    What kind of a society do we live in where someone feels the need to go through the trouble of making a video that starts of by denigrating someone who's just been through a life altering situation? Um um um.

    BTW Eagles suck.

  • @toophatpoyo denigrating? haha "nig"

  • this is the start of the animals rebelling against mankind

    whos heard of the fox who nearly killed two twins?

  • i think she looks funny!

    that image made me laugh

    it almost looks like a clown

  • Mrs. NAsh it looks like you messed with the wrong monkey. As the saying goes, you mess with the monkey you get the SALCHICHAAAAAAAAAA hahahahahahahaha. Thatll teach yah not to mess with teh monkay agin, cause teh monkey will give you SALCHICHAAAAAAAAAAAA ahahahahaha

  • man that was disturbing :s but then i reminded i perfect face transplant was achieved for the first time just few months ago, guess she could be the perfect candidate...

  • You are a verbal masterbater!

  • @uraldneprvw Ur ghey.

  • @TheArchfiend Nontheless you are a verbal masterbater.

  • Well, I guess that's a good benefit for the non-existent penis of the idea of using verbs.

  • Do you have anything better to do? If so, please do it? This woman was mauled by a wild animal and al you can comment on is how bad she looked. If I was you I'd be ashamed of myself. Learn to respect people.

  • @SamanthaMedia Are you done sucking Oprah's penis yet?

  • @TheArchfiend Sorry, I'm not an ignorant American prick like you.

  • @SamanthaMedia Are you done with blowing her penis or not?

  • @TheArchfiend No I'm still finishing off your mothers dick.

  • @SamanthaMedia Way to steal my line, Mrs. Originality. Typical blind Oprah lover.

  • I agree, it's really tragic. =/

  • This is so sad... I feel awful for Charla Nash... no one deserves this! This is just awful and I hope she gets better.

  • Yep, that's the truth....have you heard of "red note journalism"? maybe you have But if it were Mexico, someone would have probably gotten pics of the attack itself and her dismembered body and her agonizing and put those on a magazine for everyone to watch...oh and that is legal in Mexico by the way. Even the paramedics/ and or cops snap pics and sell them to the tabloids for extra profits. lmfao

  • She just tried to help her friend like anybody would. This nerd would go help his buddy with his "friendly " pitbull and the same thing happens.Not so funny then

  • @fusionfire451 I'm sorry... where does the pitbull come into play?

  • Why do they called them WILD animals ??

  • 1st of all her face aint that bad ur scared lil cherry ass should visit a VA hospital . shes nota monster she speaks and thinks clearly .situations like this exist to teach us humanity or else lets start killing Jews an selling Black Lips at lynchings it worked for Hitler right? helen keller was blind deaf an mute i guess she shoulda killed herself throw in Steven Hawking too he can only blink an eye but is smarter then Einstien . When u lil pussys gonna learn everybody deserves to live.

  • Oprah will go straight to HELL!!! That big ugly ass house of a woman made a deal with the devil fo sho..

  • wow what a fucking retarded lady she is... ITS A FUKIN MONKEY !!! how can u keep a chimp in ur house??? thats sooo fuked up... anyway she desevres it :) POOOR chimp :(

  • why is there so much flashing?

  • Damn some humans are very stupid, being part of this race can be annoying as hell at times. Good thing not all humans are as stupid as this women. I am talking about the lady that own the chimp, not the poor lady that had her life ruined.

  • LOOK! THERE'S A DEGREE CERTIFICATE ON THE WALL RIGHT BEHIND U!! DO SOMETHING WITH IT AND GET A LIFE, DOUCHE!! xD

  • @ReHash1000 I have. Now I make some nice cash money on the side with my YouTube partnership from idiots like you that flock to my vids.

    103,980+ views for this vid so far! Thank$ for $topping by :)

    PWND!

  • @TheArchfiend Pwnd? Grow up, jerkwad. Idiot? Nah mate. I just thought that you might have some kind of, oh i dunno, interesting video. But...sadly I was let down. Well, keep trying.

  • @ReHash1000

    112,000+ views now. Jealous much?

  • @TheArchfiend ot really. i have realfriends in the real world who talk to me face to face.

  • @ReHash1000

    And that makes you not jealous of me on YouTube how...?

  • "Grow up, jerkwad"

    Jesus Christ-- could you have NOT sounded more smug and unlikeable?

  • @sonicfeet could you have NOT gotten over this?

  • I was just making a point.

  • "GET A LIFE"

    And that makes you YouTube user #10,512 to use that insult.

    Well, I guess I should have expected that from someone who appears to be an obnoxious weeaboo.

  • @sonicfeet i stopped caring about your problem with me QUITE a while go. so, stop caring about me. and if you've read that comment that many times, why havent you doneit yet?

  • get off youtube douschbag ur already balding so you need to grow up and get a life

  • you're an awkward faggy looking moron that probably likes howard stern....wait.

  • @baronlasers And I care what you think because ...?

  • @TheArchfiend you are truly an ASSHOLE FAGGOT!!!!! learn to get out of your mother's home and SEE THE WORLD you fucking COMPUTER NERD!!!!

  • @SassyDiva38 Aww... someone's butt hurt and can't stand that I have more success in life than them. LOL!!

    I WIN!! Have fun always being a loser. You are probably used to it by now. Your blind anger proves that.

  • poor woman, it would have been better if she died :-(

  • You are heartless, how can you judge the value of her life? but Id probably let you mount me.

  • U look like Jason Statham a bit

  • finaly somones got it right

  • wow... well said...

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  • @snooky396 I agree with the last sentence.

  • well i do like u.muuuahh!

  • @snooky396 But he is entertaining. He makes points. And really, he does justice to people like Shane Dawson

  • THIS GUY IS VERY RIGHT.