Eat a Queer Fetus 4 Jesus

[ThePhilosophyFan]

Pat condel

[Musabre]

Never thought i'd see a comment questioning the 'god be less!' sign off!...

[fighterace2688]

lmao, gorilla thinks this is some plot against him

[cfrasher]

Hey wait a minute. At the end of this did you say, "May God Be Less"?? Haha!

[cfrasher]

Who would the baby Jesus eat?

[Frankwolf100]

did he say and god b less at the end?

[Trevor13666]

Thunderf00t is only 4ft tall?

[iLIKEtotallyL0VEit]

Can i buy a ticket and deposit an effigy and get someone to put a cardboard cut out of Brett Keane (or however you spell is asshole of a name) there instead?

[BrianJ1962]

Cool - I'll do my very best to be there to see you, Sir :-D

[CFCNOTBUMMER]

Oi Soupface I bought 2 tickets for your show dirty Leeds cunt you

[failsuck]

im a christian but id love to have a beer or 12 with you!

[kaoset616]

I think the special guest is Tenneral, but that may be due to my limited knowledge of the wider youtube Atheist community and it's older members :P plus I think that would be awesome! :)

[TheCuriousSkeptic]

Huh? I thought fakesagan chased you off Youtube.

I guess you're safe now he's not around anymore eh?

[Coughlan000]

@TheCuriousSkeptic ok well obviously you dont pay much attention to anything really./ I never left youtube and he never chased me off, ive been on youtube constantly for the last 3.5 years and whats more fakesagan returned 7 months ago under the name thesmoothterrorist....so you're pretty much wrong on every count there

[Blackhawk1913]

@Coughlan000 You have a striking resemblance, to Flory from "Burmese Days" by George Orwell.

[HeavyTrafficAhead]

Break a leg! And I shall not mention "The Scottish Play"! /watch?v=h--HR7PWfp0

[justanotherutuber3]

Good luck with the show!If only I could I would come.

[aestevalis0]

I wonder how may fundie theocrats found this because of the Jesus tag

[Westwoooooooood]

You coming Birmingham anytime?

[WHYCANTIFINDONE]

Admit it, you all thought Pat Condell.

[whedonfreak976]

Best of luck Richard. And if you had gotten TJ for the love of humanity hide the bananas :D

[trunksss5]

* 388 likes, 7 dislikes

303 views how the fuck does that work.

Anyway WHY LONDON dammit ! next time do it in leeds :D

[multixenon54]

@trunksss5 IT takes time to update total viewers

[adNauseum100]

@trunksss5 Have people seriously not realized it takes a while for YouTube to update the view count? It's to make sure users making money off their videos don't sit there hitting the refresh button.

[Gears2040]

Awesome hope it goes well. You should come play Edinburgh during the festival.

[Coughlan000]

@Gears2040 i am doing

[thereforeithought]

Please explain what a quid is, and what is meant by "only this tall."

[aestevalis0]

@thereforeithought

A quid, according to Wikipedia, is a Pound, as in British money. And "only this tall", I can only assume, means the guy is short.

[thereforeithought]

@aestevalis0 Thank you very much. I was wondering how many quid were in a pound, and now I know.

[aestevalis0]

@thereforeithought I always wondered that myself. So, thanks for giving me a reason to find out.

[rosswood0602]

LATUMWAY'S THE GUEST!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[Bravo2zero0]

Haha don't make a video for 2 weeks and then do one about selling tickets. Very clever.

[Coughlan000]

@Bravo2zero0 why?

[Bravo2zero0]

@Coughlan000 I think that people will be more inclined to buy tickets because you haven't done a video in a while. I am sure this is but a coincidence.

[Bravo2zero0]

@Coughlan000 Drive sales up

[nashertheatheist]

I'm not convinced Pat Condell has legs. Maybe its him.

[KrassSucks]

DLandonCole seems quite short.... maybe not that short though...

[gabiotta]

Fuck, I suppose I had better make a video now as well.

[UpEataakadaman]

hey.

[Primalxbeast]

6 quid,

I've never even had 1 quid.

[Primalxbeast]

I had no clue that Pat Condell was that short, or that he had any sense of humor.

[ErectileFunk]

Is your special guest Pat Condell?

[nerdlass]

Gambatte kudasai on your show, too. :)

[nerdlass]

Stop talking about my gaping hole! XD

[TheALGAYDA]

-.- are you going to record it?, i hope so :\ // and welcome back, you have been missed.

[lordwindowlicker]

Welcome back, you asshole.

We missed you.

[llamalord111]

6 quid a ticket? What the fuck is this? Harry Potter?!?! Use real currency!

[ThriceDog]

where the FUCK have you been

I almost considered getting my angry british atheism fix somewhere else

[lazyperfectionist1]

"Life's just been way to busy for me."

Good busy or bad busy? Busy as in surrounded by opportunities and scrambling to take advantage of as many of them as you can or busy as in surrounded by proverbial brushfires and scrambling to keep putting them out?

An atheist with glasses? DLandonCole? TheCarruths? ThetaOmega? DPR? James Randi? Perhaps... Thunderf00t?

[cptmachine]

Will you be filming this and uploading it?

[jimthepleb]

missed you honey

welcome back

"PASS ME THE TISSUES SWEETIE DICK'S BACK ONLINE!!"

[CMO999]

You're losing potential viewers with this title. People who would enjoy your material, would gloss over this not because they are oversensitive but because the title seems too juvenile and silly.

[mecher3k]

@CMO999

I see you're extremely new to coughlan.

[FHomeBrew]

HEy man, we're happy whenever you put out a new video but don't feel pressured to keep on making vids. Your own rate is good enough ;-)

[Satanos777]

Is it ThunderChrist? ;)

[zalmanusa]

Love the anchorman ref, "kind of a big deal"

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

Don't live in London, have only ever really been to Tottenham and Brixton a lot so my question is can I get to this theatre by tube?

[theninjasoulreaper]

Apologies for not being able to come to the show seeing as I don't live in the UK, or any part of Europe, but I'm sure you'll kick ass. Good luck in London.

[Dasmaster1]

The problem with the internet is that its a hell lot easier to view you on youtube then taking a flight to London and buying a ticket. If things were different i would be interested to see you in person but as it stands its utterly impossible for me.

[BlueLotus084]

You know, for a second, I thought maybe you might be referring to a puppet act of Pat Condell. Either way, glad to see you posting again. :)

[TheWisemonkey8]

What a title Richard!

[Philosification]

Congrats on the show :)

I'd go see it if I was in whatever the hell country you're in... Britland or some crap was it. I'll have to give it a miss. Good luck though! Break an arse or whatever.

[SiriusMined]

I wish I could make it! Do a great show.

[thirteen3]

Coughlan's is a secret member of the Church of Euthanasia!?!

[Sarahon06]

Motherfucker, you *know* I'll just get lost. Make sure you upload that show though ;)

[Uptastuff]

I liked this. And how bout I comment for you? Okay. :P

[Nagneto]

YOU?! I...I don't remember you! WHO ARE YOU?! AAAAAAUUUGH!! (lol)

[proteanview]

Break a leg

Bring the house down

Raise Cain

Raise Hell

Work it out

Give 'em what you got

Go 'head on

You go, girl!

[igotsissues]

@proteanview lol

[TheCurmudgen]

If only I lived in the UK....

[CanNotType]

I'll be heckling (:

[xMachineGhostsx]

dpr jones has already brought them all. He wants the queer fetus all to himself

[2scary4yu]

Are you going to set up a camera or anything like that for people who would love to go but simply can't make it?

[rrward]

6 squids a ticket? Sounds fair. But the plane ticket there and back will set me back over a thousand clams. :(

[greenghost2008]

@rrward I ate your clams. hehe.

[fruitikay]

Too bad I don't have instant transmission to go to London.

[Bot23]

Good to see you again.

[paulchartley]

I had no idea that Martin J Willet did stand-up, unless of course its Marmite man!

Marmite man is must surely be like the new Jim Davidson

Two niggers walked into a bar and when they stopped rubbing the lump it made on their heads they hanged them from it

Seriously, I wish I was in London in March

Best of luck with the show

[marquee989]

Are you going record a video of the show?

[Longuncattr]

I would definitely pay for a recording of this.

[domains38]

2:10 no soup for you

[darkdawg100]

a guest comic also from youtube? another athiest youtuber? older? hmmm, Pat Condell? .......

[GriffinElliot]

The title that U've chosen 4 this vid is SICK even 4 U, Coughlan!

[LiamJR24]

Holy shit...you're doing a show with LatumWay? And he's going to be wearing glasses?

[CUTWEST]

dprjones is the only guy that comes to mind.

[sirilidion]

glasses and only that tall. Are you doing the show with Pat Condell? :D

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

Thumbs this comment up if you'd pay 616 to record the performance with a static camera on a tripod or have someone record professionally for more money (if they don't do that automatically already) so that you can buy a recording, since he'd probably only do that if us buying it would cover those costs if he'd consider doing it at all. Then call me a twat for being a thumb whore.

[Hazy992]

If you do a show up north I'd love to go :D

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

the price is 6 pounds? sounds like Dick wants my dick :P

[paulspydar]

Only 15mins up the road from me, So if I can get a ticket, I will see you there , just to heckle of course :-)

[kizzume]

Wish I could be there to see your show, but alas, I'm in the wrong country.  Good luck.

[zalmere1000]

POOF

[01fey]

Hope it goes well!

[zalmere1000]

GIT

[jancrowb]

its almost nostalgic, you've been away that long.

[tmcthree]

Foetus not fetus.

[Coughlan000]

@tmcthree actually it can be both

[tmcthree]

@Coughlan000 Only like colour and color can be both.

[TehDeminz]

@tmcthree I've never even seen it spelled the first way.

[tmcthree]

@TehDeminz Which, colour or foetus? Either way the reason you haven't seen it spelt that way is because you're American. And I further doubt you've seen spelt spelt like this either.

[warriorchristian1994]

I'll be there.

[SatanRobot]

I am coming but be informed, it's to molest you, so you may or may not be able to complete the show do to butt hurt

[SSanf]

@SatanRobot It's "due" not "do".

[SatanRobot]

@SSanf Don't correct my grammar or I will have to remark on your shit background

[SSanf]

@SatanRobot Knock your socks off, Chubby Chunks.

[SatanRobot]

@SSanf I'm not arguing with ok... what are you like a day older than dirt? You probably have magical powers like those people is Shaolin Soccer ...no thanx.. I bow out watch?v=6AZZcCWaVWo&feature=re­lated

[SSanf]

@SatanRobot You have gone down in ignominious defeat!

[zalmere1000]

cunt

[prophetchannel]

@Coughlan000 Much better! Do you have a link to information on the gig in Dunfermline?

[Coughlan000]

@prophetchannel not at the moment

[christinepeace]

I will try and make it!

Cheers Christine

[zalmere1000]

fuck off

[Coughlan000]

@zalmere1000 oh please come zalmere, i wont have to write any material if you do

[zalmere1000]

@Coughlan000 oh no mate u wont ont that i been lifting weights init got a pull up bar and everything. it goes on the door frame proper good one for christmas. gettin huge. that teach you a lession wont it you if you come to me or bradford but i aint goin anywhere near u mate i might catch aids or some shit init

[Coughlan000]

@zalmere1000 So if i go near you you'll teach me a lesson but you wont go near me? How exactly are you gonna teach me a lesson if you wont go near me?

[zalmere1000]

@Coughlan000 FUCK OFF U PISS I WILL RIP UR HEAD LIKE A CONDOM NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT GONNA TAKE ME. I HAVE MUSLE. UR COMEDY IS SHIT. UR NOT AS FUNNY AS U THINK.

[Coughlan000]

@zalmere1000 "UR NOT AS FUNNY AS U THINK."

I know, i think i'm pretty average but in reality im a genius

[zalmere1000]

@Coughlan000 oh no mate u wont ont that i been lifting weights init got a pull up bar and everything. it goes on the door frame proper good one for christmas. gettin huge. that teach you a lession wont it you if you come to me or bradford but i aint goin anywhere near u mate i might catch aids or some shit init

[SSanf]

@Coughlan000 Zalmere1000 will get revenge. He is going to be your children's public school teacher!

[gleehmee]

@zalmere1000 no u

[phenixwryter]

Catchy vid title-heh.

So sorry. I can't make it to the show-my Gulf Stream is in the shop, but it sure would be grand if you decided to record it and share it here on utube, if you can. : )

[sphinxart]

Oh, and if so, can I combine it and have a grilled cheese 'n fetus jesus toastie? Or are you going to be all, "high and mighty" about it?

[sphinxart]

Are you cyber begging or cyber peddling? Do I really have to eat a fetus or is that only if I found Jesus in my grilled cheese toastie?

[pottm001]

There is a missive hole in my life that needs to be filled with Dick.

[Tehsnakerer]

Quite lucky here, ten minutes walk from my house.

[prophetchannel]

I might come as I live in Glasgow. Will you have a pint with your fans afterwards?

[Coughlan616]

@prophetchannel The gig is in London, Im Live in dunfermline on the 21st february

[h8red42]

I was wondering about you the other day...Weird....

[FancyPocketWatch]

Ohhh, I'm sooo happy to see your face, yes O_O mmmm.

Bah! Forgot to take my medicine... there we go.

Anyways, welcome back! :P

[soulfoysolbruce]

where in bristol??

[grimmviper]

Good to see you back. I wish I lived out near London so I could get a ticket. Also its good to see your burns have healed up.

[HaligonianType1]

YEAH!!!!!!!!111111one *HOLDS MACHETE HIGH IN THE AIR* VICTORY FOR SCOTLAND!!!1111one

[2scary4yu]

Not from the uk but sounds good, I know what will sell out, You, Brett Keane, Straight Dope & Pat Condell all in the same room, That would be hilarious, Thunderf00t will be there too but he will be below the podium sucking Richards cock.

[666danielclark666]

Ahhh man, well if it were up in Scotland, I'd totally be there, but just don't have the means to get down to London for it.

Good luck though, and looking forward to more regular videos.

PS. Think there is any chance you'll get the show filmed, maybe charge for Downloads?

[Coughlan000]

@666danielclark666 Ill be doing a gig in Dunfermline on the 21st of February

[gleehmee]

@Coughlan000 which venue?

[Coughlan000]

@gleehmee PJ Molloy;'s

[jeffnogo]

You're going to record, right? I'd probably pay a dollar or two to download a recording. Even if it was very cheaply done.

[YesIamJames]

Glad you're back, I've missed my dose of regular dick.

[HappyAtheist76]

@YesIamJames LMFAO! Cheeky. Oh and btw wanna go together? Would be fun ;) :)

[YesIamJames]

Glasses, older, English atheist but very different.... Is it Pat Condell?

[XerxusExanju]

Is the other comedian Teller? Oh please let it be teller!

[BuecherFuerAlle]

know what would be funny? if gorilla199 bought all 45 tickets, set alone in the theater and just blabbered on and on about the illuminati or some bullshit like that.

[Coughlan000]

@BuecherFuerAlle actually that would be pretty cool

[NocturnalSlug]

@Coughlan000 Can you record your gigs? I don't know whether venues let you do that easily, would be interesting though.

[medallish]

James Randi? :P

[CapnOAwesomeTribute]

Pat Condell, Pat Condell, Pat Condell!!!

[skywize]

He's doing standup with Moses??

[dawkinsbeagle]

Yay, the dick is back! I've missed that asshole.

[VaanG0v]

So he is a dwarf then?

[gotohellgooglization]

do an American tour, Coughlan! we'd love to laugh at you in person... ;-)

[HappyAtheist76]

I can go! Woohoo!!! :D I also want an autograph... On my ass. I am NOT a groupie! lol XD

[orbitalraindrops]

why are you so angry and critical of everyone.

[Coughlan000]

@orbitalraindrops FUCK OFF I HATE YOU

[primativemodelling]

@Coughlan000 My favourite response this year.

[tristbjorn]

"many of you will comit suicide, but don't worry" lol

[dameon692002]

Will you be doing a world tour? Maybe, making a stop in the US?

[FOXGEAR92]

Yet another reason I wish I lived in the UK.

[ReignbowSmite]

Aww, I wish I could go. I'd love to see you in person ^_^

[gilless429]

You knew I thought Pat Condell ? You really aren't a dumbass...

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

How tall is Pat?

[gilless429]

@ThePeacefulAtheistt At least 6 feet tall I'd say.

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

@gilless429 and how tall is Coughlan?

[gilless429]

@ThePeacefulAtheistt Not the slightest, bloody clue. =)

[Coughlan000]

@ThePeacefulAtheistt Im 5'10

[domains38]

You dont 69 with short or tall men? you like when theres a even connection?

Maybe you should update all your profiles with your hight.

Now I know why your atheist

Dream is last religion

[Coughlan000]

@domains38 Um...what?

[Haradin32]

@domains38 lol wtf?

[sobored671]

@domains38 no, seriously, what the balls are you saying

[Meowwithanh]

It's going to be coughlan condell duet isn't it ?:D

[ellessar1]

Best of luck man

[ChaoticSupernova]

Is this event going to be filmed?