lol, This was the first press conference outside of Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony that I watched. When I saw this, I instantly thought Vitality Sensor from Nintendo. But i think this is fine because Nintendo hasn't mentioned much on theirs lately. @1:55 you can hear someone yell Wii. At least I thought so.
The new game genre... nonsensical new-agy gibberish masking a completely stupid device that unsuccessfully blends the visual stimulation of gaming and the health benefits of meditation. Good job ubisoft. "Who needs video-games when i can reinvent a blood pressure monitor with purdy colors and charge what will most likely be a reportedly overpriced sum of money.
Do they call this a game? think about the gamers.Majority of them are out of shape as in fat, or they just don't have any athletic ability in them and you expect this to be anywhere near a top seller? They don't care about their health & for those who do we got wii fit and other active games. I can see how this game shouldv'e been added to a yoga game to were you can use this and the wii board at the same time, but it's gotta have Lot's and lot's of yoga workouts.And the sensor must be Wireless.
this game will be fun and also telling me how well you are breathing and that I can level up my breathing success! I never knew how to breath until I saw this game now I can breath for the first time.
Is it just me, or does Joel McHale come off as a huge cunt through the entire Ubisoft press conference? I understand he could give two shits less about whatever they're trying to showcase here and hes being paid, but come on, atleast try not to show that you'd rather talk about anything else, anywhere else.
OK doods, Nintendo's Vitality sensor was never real.... They only "LEAKED" it to see if any other developers would rip-off of nintendo. Ubisoft unfortunately took the bait...
Is that Joel guy trying to being funny? Because he is just making an joke of himself.
On a side note....Interesting device Ubi...I thought it was neat when Nintendo showed last year, I think it was called the Vitality Sensor. You must have put alot of research into thinking up that idea.
@CosmicSneakers lol this is bullshite everybody is trying to suck up nintendos market share but its pathetic because the have not seen one original thing from any of em move, kinetic lol
@ThePSUTube It was the delivery of every joke...he sounded unsure about them, or wanted to sound like wasn't trying to be funny, I dunno, but I found it irritating, and could swear that other guy looked like he would have like to have told him to cram it if he could have. :D I dunno....just how I took it I guess.
lol, This was the first press conference outside of Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony that I watched. When I saw this, I instantly thought Vitality Sensor from Nintendo. But i think this is fine because Nintendo hasn't mentioned much on theirs lately. @1:55 you can hear someone yell Wii. At least I thought so.
zakiemon 9 months ago
so all we have to do is breath? i never knew why i turned purple O.o
SoullessSkater 1 year ago
This game is rigged against smokers.
G0llum3000 1 year ago
@G0llum3000
THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD!
rushnerd 11 months ago
so you breathe in and out all day long?
kaurpoiss1 1 year ago
The host of this show is enoying hes not funny -_-
SolidInk77 1 year ago
lolll
tacaio 1 year ago
please be a joke..please be a joke.... I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A JOKE!!!!!
thehomecomedy 1 year ago
the host fails at trying to be funny
bankaikun94 1 year ago
That fish thing moving and when i fail it makes me stressed IT DONT WORK DON'T USE IT :3
asdasd8609 1 year ago
disappointed in the lack of action haha. But im pretty sure that E3 is about games. Not a breathing techniques.
oblivionfiend 1 year ago
what a bitch man good luck with the die job on ur hair. no ahh so yea nice suspenders... lol
ChrispyProductions23 1 year ago
this looks nice
ilias900 1 year ago
Sleeping pills and booze actually would help with stress. This "game" is just what happens when hippies try to make a video game.
ZeroHex5412 1 year ago
WTF??????
luiiax00 1 year ago
A hippie guy, with a hippie game.
96jortega 1 year ago
Achievement unlocked: Yup, you're alive. Oh I feel much better now.
DarkCroash 1 year ago
The new game genre... nonsensical new-agy gibberish masking a completely stupid device that unsuccessfully blends the visual stimulation of gaming and the health benefits of meditation. Good job ubisoft. "Who needs video-games when i can reinvent a blood pressure monitor with purdy colors and charge what will most likely be a reportedly overpriced sum of money.
DrkPhoenix15 1 year ago
i laughed so hard at
'' Thank god its my finger '' XD
NawzKun 1 year ago 5
Do they call this a game? think about the gamers.Majority of them are out of shape as in fat, or they just don't have any athletic ability in them and you expect this to be anywhere near a top seller? They don't care about their health & for those who do we got wii fit and other active games. I can see how this game shouldv'e been added to a yoga game to were you can use this and the wii board at the same time, but it's gotta have Lot's and lot's of yoga workouts.And the sensor must be Wireless.
MrPrGustavo 1 year ago
this game will be fun and also telling me how well you are breathing and that I can level up my breathing success! I never knew how to breath until I saw this game now I can breath for the first time.
TheBroheimer 1 year ago 6
Is it just me, or does Joel McHale come off as a huge cunt through the entire Ubisoft press conference? I understand he could give two shits less about whatever they're trying to showcase here and hes being paid, but come on, atleast try not to show that you'd rather talk about anything else, anywhere else.
NikonDork 1 year ago
60$ or no deal
MonsteriuM 1 year ago
"good luck with the dye job on your hair"
lol
macibax 1 year ago
next game will teach how make a poop ?
foxsipher 1 year ago
@foxsipher day one for me XD
MonsteriuM 1 year ago
This is actually...pretty cool.
Okiyu22 1 year ago
wtf is this bullshit, the only good thing was the assassins creed everythin up until now is fukin retarded bullshit
AbhiLabi 1 year ago
The only way you could loose at this is being dead
kapewaken 1 year ago 3
@kapewaken I had a hard time pressing the reply button from laughter lolz XD
MonsteriuM 1 year ago
Ubisoft has many impression offers, but Assassin's Creed Brother hood is the only GOTY material.
themainmanishere 1 year ago
Worth a shot? Yeah, that "energy boost" will be H.
samedelsten1 1 year ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hassmann2000 1 year ago
Why would I buy the game when I can just breathe along with this video?
FLAW2K8 1 year ago
@FLAW2K8 good point
alcoholicmr 1 year ago
BOOORIIING!
DasKulThomas 1 year ago
This announcer is awesome. All he can talk about is booze and pills and Tommy's weird hair.
KingBurgermon 1 year ago 3
"Alright.. watch it watch it, you're all over the place"
"I'm distracted by your hair..."
LOL XD
Takado 1 year ago 3
FINALLY! A BREATHING GAME
Tenac1ous 1 year ago 3
man ubisoft`s conference was just as bad as ms`s, show us Beyond good and evil 2 already!
mystervj 1 year ago 2
not as much a game as it is an electronic tool for the purpose of relaxing and reducing stress somthing like this can be very helpful certain people.
example: people with very stressful lives, people with heart rate problems, and people with anger issues.
you guys aren't looking at it the right way
exranio 1 year ago 2
Someone forgot the E in e3 in ways more than one.
Cantsaythree 1 year ago
OK doods, Nintendo's Vitality sensor was never real.... They only "LEAKED" it to see if any other developers would rip-off of nintendo. Ubisoft unfortunately took the bait...
ooplah3344 1 year ago 22
@ooplah3344 but didnt they show it at last e3
TheBroheimer 1 year ago
A game where all you is breath. Fucking GOTY!
Shit.
NoobiusMaximo 1 year ago 2
This is something to do while high, very high.
Sickhead30000 1 year ago
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Sickhead30000 1 year ago
wow this is cool
Alex2009AC2 1 year ago
Is that all?
jsantospt 1 year ago
Johnny Rotten haha...
Somebody likes the sex pistols :D
ChaplainDMK 1 year ago
Computer, load Celery Man please. *Joel McHale hosts press conference*
Hipsterrunoff 1 year ago 2
hippie
thepeoplewants 1 year ago
Is that Joel guy trying to being funny? Because he is just making an joke of himself.
On a side note....Interesting device Ubi...I thought it was neat when Nintendo showed last year, I think it was called the Vitality Sensor. You must have put alot of research into thinking up that idea.
CosmicSneakers 1 year ago
@CosmicSneakers lol this is bullshite everybody is trying to suck up nintendos market share but its pathetic because the have not seen one original thing from any of em move, kinetic lol
kuber321 1 year ago
@kuber321 nintendo could of had the chance to use the technology of natal or "kinect" but they didnt want it
ilikecheesee87645 1 year ago
@CosmicSneakers really? I though Joel was Hilarius.
ThePSUTube 1 year ago
@ThePSUTube It was the delivery of every joke...he sounded unsure about them, or wanted to sound like wasn't trying to be funny, I dunno, but I found it irritating, and could swear that other guy looked like he would have like to have told him to cram it if he could have. :D I dunno....just how I took it I guess.
CosmicSneakers 1 year ago
@CosmicSneakers yeah thats understandable.
ThePSUTube 1 year ago
@CosmicSneakers The only reason Joel McHale sounded unsure of himself while speaking was because he was talking to a 30 year old with pink hair.
Not to mention it's hard to do what your payed to do when you have some goofy asshole telling you about the proper way of taking a breath :D
CordDragonzord 1 year ago
#LOL
alx7123 1 year ago
Xbl arcade material.
Gam3Junkie 1 year ago
best game ever #LOL
deashop07 1 year ago
So all you do with this is breathing? What has the world come to that we need to link to consoles and play games just to breathe right?
Niklastard 1 year ago 20
Am i the only one to actually do the breathing exercise ?
fLiKoUnEt 1 year ago
@fLiKoUnEt No, I did it too C:
I'd buy it, just to watch the "cute little bubble" while I breathed. Seriously.
Wolf9of9black9water 1 year ago
Really? ... I mean, really?!
leftpassenger 1 year ago
Damn not booze :S
annjar69 1 year ago 2
...WHAT?! ... i'm not buying that!
Minifisen 1 year ago
.. is this a joke .. ?
Deyan65 1 year ago
first lol
derangedterrorist 1 year ago