Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake - 51 words for vag***

[ReTaRDis1337]

Is this 4-reALz?

All these word are 1000 times more vulgar than Vagina o.O

I've used my arm / hand for doing "nasty" stuff, so is my arm: Devils hand extender?

I don't get it..

You guys are seriously messed

ahaha, just read it's a joke :D

[sothief22]

The virginity is strong is this one.

[ChrisMilton1234]

"Twaddle dandy." Brilliant!

[brookin]

Snake trap - brilliant!!!

[NoirOnigiri]

Forever a virgin.

[j0llyrancher2003]

soooooooo...can someone tell me if these video's are jokes or not? There's no way that VAGINA is worse than Moist Camel Hump, Canker Blossom, Frothy Creek, Satan's Trap, Sin Sliver, Blood Sewer, Rank Weasel or OMFG a Wizard Sleeve

[stevey2020]

@j0llyrancher2003 It's a joke. Congrats.

[missuskitteh]

How the fuck did I get here?

[polier505]

this dude clearly still afraid to say vagina because his mommy still spanks him haha

[MORGAN0N]

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[goticlegoman]

do you mean VAGINA? you cunt..

[joeflips7]

snatch, snizz, lady junk, downstairs, ejaculate receptacle (cum dumpster)

[Janiemm]

WHISPERING EYE!! Role Model reference.

[Iwasmadetosing]

Vagina. Pussy. Cunt. Twat.

[yichella]

I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not...

[PickODuhLitter]

As a woman I find 99% of these alternatives vulgar and offensive. My vagina is not evil. And if you're grown up enough to be talking about it you should be grown up enough to say VAGINA!!!

[TheGreatDefective]

I'd say Bryan gets his share of the silk barnacle.

[ThatThereStranger]

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you mad bro?

[sparkyknoweroftruths]

Sorry, but, how is the word 'vagina' (which is the anatomically correct term) sinful? If you teach people that sex is a sin, you are teaching them to be ashamed of what comes natural to them. How else does your God expect you to procreate, if you do not have sex? Why do you insist that parts of the human body are sinful? It is not in having a body that we sin, but in our thoughts and actions with said body. Vaginas, penises, anus', etc. are beautiful because that's how God made them. Fuck you.

[dahalofreeek]

@sparkyknoweroftruths Sorry, but, how is a video that refers to a vagina as a "slurpin' salmon" or a "secret fish forest" taken seriously. It is satire for the purpose of entertainment and ridicule of these idiotic views on sex.

[Greekwarrior47]

@dahalofreeek yeah you wish these people are completely nuts, i know its hard to believe but they are

[dahalofreeek]

@Greekwarrior47 "Christwire is a satirical website that publishes blog style articles that highlight excesses of Christian conservatives along with derogatory slang, homophobic references, and hints at child abuse.[1][2][3][4] [5]

Like similar satirical websites, Christwire's stories have often erroneously been taken at face value due to their plausibility.[2]"

love from wikipedia

[BananahLlamah]

My vagina is definitely not a warm potato.

[jim671671]

ya forgot "Vertical Smile" hahahaha

[ALI81554]

very good

[heybooger]

I prefer the term Pink Sink

[agentadvocate]

"Devil's Fun Slide" is the only thing I'm calling vaginas from now on.

Beautiful.

[kisftw]

Neighbor of Anus...

[AngusTheZombie]

Now you're thinking with baby portals

[mdcowboy15]

This video gave me 51 different ideas for names for my heavy metal band. "Whispering Eye"? "Sin Sliver"? "Blood Sewer"? All gold.

[suplozz]

@mdcowboy15 orrrr, you could just call it Vagina.

[mdcowboy15]

@suplozz I could be at a concert, and they would say, "And now, opening up for this concert, Vagina!" That might just work.

[Shurimpu]

I like how when he said "Wizard Sleeve", he did the swish-and-flick of Wingardium Leviosa.

[ccpickre]

You say the medical terms pubic and anus, but not vagina?

[ross817]

You forgot all the good ones: The Happy Hallway The Pleasure Tunnel Man's Best Friend The Happiest Place on Earth (Thanks, Danielewski!) My Hobby Axe Wound Badly Wrapped Kebab Bearded Clam Hot Pocket Meat Wallet Quivering Mound of Love Pudding

[grandpatarzan]

point 1 - at 0:40 I read "SIN CAVE" but he said "Fish Cave" (I prefer the latter)

point 2 - I am reading dozens of comments with people ranting about others who "don't get it" but didn't read one by anyone who didn't get it. I think it is hateful rants by people who love to assume the worst in others.

point 3 - this is funny stuff, but get the microphone much closer to you. The poor tonal quality really detracts from the outrageous humor this contains.

point 4 - "love juice factory"

[hardinface]

LMFAO CHRIS I GET IT THE MASS CONFUSION ON THESE PEOPLES BRAINS IS HILARIOUSTO ME AND EVERY ONE OF US WHO IS AT A HIGHER IQ AND WAY OF THINKING IS LAUGHING AT EVERYONE GETTING UPSET...LET ME DUM IT DOWN FOR ALL OF YOU HE'S TRYING TO PROVE THAT EVERYONE IS IGNORANT QUIT BEING SO UP TIGHT AND BEING SO STUCK IN YOUR LIL BELIEFS THAT YOU ACT AS A HYPOCRITE BY TELLING HIM TO FUCK OFF THATS NOT WHAT JESUS WOULD DO...GROW A SINCE OF HUMOR! OR DON'T I DON'T CARE BUT IF YOU GET OUT YOUR BOX HES FUNNY

[SGTSlashRazor]

And now I KNOW that these guys are satire.

[Xanatrix]

@SGTSlashRazor Of they are. At least, the ones making videos are. Some of the authors on their site ACTUALLY BELIEVE the insane nonsense they preach. It's how they keep up their image of crazy, extremist, lunatic fringe Christian fundamentalists. It's a genius strategy, to be honest.

[OpiatedBliss]

@Xanatrix

yeah really, eh? Edward current had the same thing on his channel;

[RPGnFPSHDgameplay]

these people are pretty funny. alright. but I'm christian and stuff so it's pretty annoying to hear those little shits that don't understand this is satire.

[miniawa]

"anus" should be as filthy as "vagina"... wooow that sounded weird :D everything in life should involve common sense. I wish Jesus came down from heaven and LOLd and WTFckd all those crazy Christians

[Rutgers2806]

You were born from Satan's (whatever it was) which would make you unholy..stupid Christians

[KroweOfficial]

Sure...the video is funny, but the people that are freaking out and taking this seriously are even funnier :D

[SlipMeATwenty]

Baby portal!

[bucklemunki]

'blood SEWER'??? FUCK YOU

[trench124]

Pah he missed out "bearded love oyster" "Hairy axe wound" Its like being back in the 17th cuntury.. sorry I mean century

[yunisuka]

Top rated comment deserves to be top rated! :D

I can't understand what is going on in his poor, delusional mind...I couldn't call the vagina that many things without laughing my ass off.

[maccelicco]

secret fish forest? :DDD WHAT THE FUCK MAN?

[litenask]

hm. i could use this....

[pilling05]

VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER

[bimillan]

POBRESITO !!!!! NECESITA AYUDA..... LOL

[gandj19]

Vagina.

[prhof14]

pleasure hole?



[TillThenPlease]

- Pizza Pocket

- The Eye Of The Tiger

[droidfan2010]

Can't tell if trolling, or dead serious.

[Yrie27]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[UpstateDV8]

Can we see your tattoos?

[bernadette1404]

please tell me this isnt serious

[Darcoth]

He says Fish Cave.

On screen it says Sin Cave,,,

[wingsofthehopeless]

How come there's a bunch of references to the devil/satan? My vagina is NOT evil. lol

[pumbakung]

@wingsofthehopeless are you sure? xP

[fraudster111]

@wingsofthehopeless It brings out a being that sucks you dry for at leasts 21yrs. I say its pretty evil.

[mcfail132]

even he seems confused when he said pink jello box

[FebruaryStar02]

Is this real life?

[Coffeetreefarm]

A baby cannon? Oh my, that is the greatest!

[Shade552]

SLURPIN SALMON

oh my gawd that stuff is funny

[sarahdams]

warm potato!

[OnTheBrightSIDE2]

dna catcher.? ... DNA CATCHER?.. you got to be fucken kidding me..

[SuperBspb]

Epic troll, you sir, are a trolling GOD.

[ornamentalgunrack]

wait... is this serious?

[caboose77771]

Why do so many of them have to do with Satan?

[MrSadCloud]

VAGINA!

[dusty668]

Vagina, & Penis, two great words that go great together. Except in your parents case.

[moodydaniel]

@dusty668 In that case they already came together...

[1985SocialClimber]

I wanna bend him over and pound the shit out of his "Bullet Hole"

Did I use it right God?

[1985SocialClimber]

Is this real life?

[CuteMashii]

you fucking troll, you. hahahhaah

[tesssuhxx]

The word vagina is the anatomical name of body part. I've literally never been so offended in my life.

[AshesofHarumi]

A lot of these are INCREDIBLY degrading towards women. This is stupid as fuck.

[amyvocalist]

This can't be real.

[idontlikeaderall]

VAGINA



[tarussell94]

This must be a joke, all those words are more offensive than VAGINA this is apauling

[Scix]

"Troll" is not the same as "satire". This is "satire." It is not -- please, no one ever, ever believe it is -- it is not serious.

[bigk4lifekmr]

VAGINA!!!

[swazzleberry]

Ugh. Another person desperate for attention and fame. Your video is boring and unfunny. Please go get an education.

[Mperce]

Ladies and gentlemen: satire at its finest.

[1FirestormIndustries]

Oh my god that is so fucking hilarous. What a troll. "Fish cave."

[zachariaaaa]

can't tell if trolling

[whatariot37]

Why are these all negative connotations?? This guy obviously doesn't have any respect for women or their body if he thinks a woman's vagina is the devil's work. What a psycho

[livie424]

@whatariot37 they just made one where they use the same words to describe a penis. so....i guess he doesnt respect men either?

[Cainnar]

For how often the words "devil" and "Satan" are used, this poster (and perhaps whichever sect he represents) seems pretty misogynist.

[karmaonefatdog]

O.K. Fair is fair, so I want to see and hear the christian correct words that describe a mans "PENIS"! Would it be wrong to call it a "ONE EYED PURPLE HELMETED THICKLY VEINED SPARTAN OF LOVE" or "DRAGON SLAYER" or one of my favorites, "THE COOKIE MONSTER" 

[megwego]

definite troll

[Stringsandkeyss]

i totally thought this guy was joking but i listened to the radio interview and he really is a crazy racist biggot. Vagina sounds alot less offensive than half of these referances. Too bad hes not joking, if he was hed probably be a pretty cool dude.

[dapurplefreak]

ooh so this wasn't SUPPOSED to be funny ?

[Zougwarr]

Cum Cave

[SuperFloppyD]

isnt vagina a medical term? if so, does this mean doctors and teachers are going to hell now?

[GenericUsernameism]

Why would someone be stupid enough to post something like this? Apparently Europeans are filthy, Jews are Jesus killers, Women are the devil, and Science is evil... Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?

[SuperFloppyD]

@GenericUsernameism i agree completely, lol

[somehockeybro]

this is a joke right?

[nmfirepilot]

They did a great job based on how many get worked up over it and think its real.

[GenericUsernameism]

@nmfirepilot it is real lol this guy is legitimately retarded

[nmfirepilot]

@GenericUsernameism No, it is not real, it is satire/parody and a good one at that. Christwire is a satire site.

[GenericUsernameism]

@nmfirepilot lol its hard to tell if they are genius or fucking stupid D: the site looks pretty satirical but you never know with Christians

[kilmatology]

is there a video for boobies?

[TheBGYeti]

Wow, i find this comical I'm hoping he is joking but by the looks of the comments he isn't, don't you just love religion everyone?

[erly206]

Interesting how many of those that refer to female anatomy include "Sin" or "devil" or imply women are harpies. Not disgusting and inconsiderate at all.

Really surprised that this isn't satire. Just goes to show what people leading patriarchal religions think of women and their place in the world.

At least they are consistent in declaring the technical, scientific word as disgusting. Since science is the devil unless it takes away women's rights.

[Relvolver64]

redban is sexy #olivegarden

[sharathverg]

I call mine, "what horny clergymen wish they were penetrating when violating underage boys."

[SerafinaCastaway]

@sharathverg all the awards.

[volatileffervescence]

@sharathverg Sadly, they seem quite content with it due to their psychopathic tendencies.

[Chris1218218]

@sharathverg

I call mine "Clergymen are still less likely to be a pedophile than the average joe off the street"

[omovies]

Bryan, your testicles are tiny little sin bags filled with devil seeds. Why don't squeeze them out on your boyfriends ass cheeks before it's too late.

[juanjoli]

If this is actually Trolling... it's awesome!

[pdxbirk]

If you are wondering if this guy is being satirical, he's not. If you are wondering what kind of freakish reasoning is ACTUALLY going on in his brain, search for his videos of "Blake's Plate"

[RawrBiznatch]

five stars!! hahahahaha

[abinadi86]

Vagina is a technical term and the appropriate term.

Slang terms if anything would let, an imaginary, Satan enter your body. FTW!?

[d2damax]

Oh you think you are so funny . . . But you're not. This is just dumb.

Not clever comedy at all. I'm not offended, just bored!

[ingersollturok]

This is a big lie because Christians don't even know what a vagina is

[thaiphan1990]

@ingersollturok Considering that there's a billion of them, I'm pretty sure that a lot know.

[nirvanachick15]

This is satire, errrrone. Lighten up!

[JyozeKyurito]

If this is actually serious, then it's stupid....

If you are trolling, then, sir, you are doing it awesomely well

Either way, this is hilarious!

[HelloPhixy]

Best.poe.EVER!

[gravitas28]

Blue Waffle

[mickXfan]

neighbour of anus....

LMFAO i lost it completely

[WhatThaEff]

An organization devoted to mocking Christianity? When's the next meeting. I might get lucky with an Egg Crate.

[jahangirshah734]

Related video: A Super Cute Kitten. That works, too.

[Markuvalicious]

People, seriously this is a joke, calm your skin wand scarves.

[nightangelstars]

When are we going to see "51 words for penis"?

[sulsa76]

What about hairy hatchet wound, and beef curtains? Those are 2 of my favs.

[VergelAlex]

Lol too many dumbasses on the dance floor.

[suzang1]

he's joking, relax

[Smokeahdabuddha]

dogma

[MagellansUnderwear]

you mean like pussy or box or cunt or something?

[hasyc]

WAIT WAIT WAIT. THIS BETTER BE A JOKE YOU FUCKING RETARDED CHRISTFAG.

I don't understand how people fail to realize that this, and the whole Christwire site itself, are just jokes. Calm your silk barnacles.

[AdeonWriter]

I can't believe people don't realize this is a joke.

[Rick27X]

bahaha--christians is so stupid.

[S1N6UL4R1TY]

You forgot, CUNT, CUNT works nice for me. Otherwise, POONTANG, also a good replacement for that filthy, evil V word.

[OhDizzyD]

VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA!

This is outrageously offensive! I can't believe you consider yourselves Christians.

You make me sick.

Its a word. For a body part. You think "Penis" is ok to use, and NOT "Vagina"???

Go fuck yourselves.

[Sanandreasfan]

@OhDizzyD It's a joke sheesh

[antdude]

Do one on penis!

[TysonBowersIII]

@antdude Mr. Blake is working on one next week. Also, he is working on one for "Sex" and "Homosexuals".

[snapjenk]

yeah you're right vagina is the devils word. I better use CUNT then as its far more christian friendly

[UBPmusic]

"Pink velveeta shell"

[740Park]

This is somewhat appalling.

But I might bandy about the "Neighbor of Anus" one...

("bullet wound"!? Really? This isn't more offensive than vuh-jay-jay?)

[hyperstone6]

penis glove, tunnel of love, honey pot, hatchet wound, black hole, cock warmer, glory hole, man in the boat, tuna town, cockpit, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, nether lips, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, love glove, sperm sucker, DNA dumpster, men's room...

[maelki123]

This is a satire people calm your shit

[brain4breakfast]

But strangely, he has no problem saying ANUS.

[brain4breakfast]

VAGINA!!!

[ctrlplusz]

For someone who finds the word vagina abhorrent you spend an AWFUL lot of time thinking about them. Get yourself a nice christian hobby, like recoiling in horror at fossils.

[WhiteWesWelker]

I really want to styick my Wand up her "Wizard Sleeve"

[WhiteWesWelker]

CUNT is a DIRTY word not Vagina

[WhiteWesWelker]

LMAO

So...unless you refer to the man-parts as a dirty rotting satanic swor