DREAMS OF AN AWKWARD WHITE KID (Episode 9) "Daddy Muffin"

[thescottishkitten1]

why?

[TooYellowish]

well like, there was this one time, like, i took a cat and like, i was like, the center of attention, so like there was a dog, with a like, and like it was just awesome because like, the mouse ate the cat that was all like eaten by a big cat that i was holding, so then like the honey badger just ate it, it just like ate everything cause its a honey badger

[somuchrandom]

I am so enlightened. Now I can go into my English test with so much knowledge.

[LZZslj]

Wat?

[EimerEis]

 That was the most bad video I ever saw fuck you!!!

[notreallythatawesome]

lol so the waffle was charging my dad..........

[georgiegirl5542684]

u make these when you're high.. or you're just reallly random

[jeffbk95]

dadymuffin. seems legit 

[GraffitiMute1]

i wish i was awkward and creative but sadly i'm just awkward :(

[canadiangirl3343]

i love you .

[ybbroomfield]

your fucking stupid =p

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@ybbroomfield you're*

[yoyobeerman1289]

@GiraffesEatWindmills LOL you like show those damn portrolls :D

[yoyobeerman1289]

@ybbroomfield owned...

[Mr36shayan]

im so fucking high right now

[hiddentreazure]

I'm addicted to waffles right now. Specifically Aunt Jemima's. Though I haven't tried Eggo ones yet.

[putput2ky]

Parking lots ARE an endangered species.

[mcrandsum41]

........... Okay sorry but WTF!

[aboe112]

My soul doesn't obey traffic either :D

[YorianSevenfold]

ILLEGAL PANTS

[LaurenVonPencil]

wtf

[XxSillahxX]

dafuq?

[GuyPagani]

soooo, weird, but i like it....... :\

lol jk jk. this is some funny shit dude.keep the work up!

[bakedpootetoo]

i wanna meet you're dealer :O he has good shit

[mickeydubbeldekkers]

WHAT IS THIS?! A PARKING LOT?!

[Iceman12388888888]

pure geneous

[12345Lasker]

I would like some of his crack.

[Unhitable1]

I seriously have to get high before I watch these.

[pkPUX]

this videos are gold man :D

[TheWacko4u]

do you actually DREAM this stuff????

[Apex12Predator]

Im Lost....

[DarkfallXProductions]

How high do you get before making these?

[prototypev0]

What the hell?

[pexpix]

BEST. RANDOM. ARGUMENT. EVER.

period.

[BazalgetteBass]

i like how i can't fully understand what you're saying but i like it:) haha

[mandelcorny]

who here is stoned

[TheNightRusher]

Im scared :(

[LOLWUTCHEESE]

I see it now all and everything is at my fingertips MUHAHAHAHA

[MrFreeCookie]

RON PAUL YEEEEAAAAH!

[KickinNotZees]

what is this a parking lot?

[gamer5122]

this actually made sense ... what is this

[unicornkp]

R u on crack

[TheBigKlutz]

This was much more entertaining than I thought it would be. Good job!

[Mabo217]

Um hey can i make a series sorta like this but different? ill give you credit :)

[Boboioioili]

Daddy muffin= blue ??? okay

[Robertskull9]

you should write and illustrate a kid's book

[1012d101]

wow this video should have 100000000000000000000000 views it is that amazing

[firelaker]

illegal pants :3

[nickyd125]

what are you smoking ?, i want some :P

[FaithHope21]

This is funny but REAAALLLYYY bad qualtiy man.

[VikingSteeez]

NO WAY i saw you said that your name is inspired by a trip on shrooms. are you sure these are your dreams or...

[VikingSteeez]

NO WAY i saw you commented on a video saying that your name was inspired by a trip on shrooms. are you sure these are dreams or.....

[xTaNg0]

how stoned do you get before making these?!

[jopagraznaia]

if you try real hard you can understand the meaning of these videos

[LPSgal10]

...what?

[Jeuhann]

I think my brain just melted..

great vids

[bullet4mv93]

This sounds like the shit I say when I am way too goddamn high haha.

[iamMicro8589]

parking lots are endangered species OMG!!!

[ollytennant]

Don't do drugs before bed =P

[FalseProphet501]

So what I get from this. Lolwut?

[lameristotel]

WAT

[lovelylavenders]

where are your hands?? lol.

[WheatThin55]

i want what you're on. now.

[Aiden95x]

Derp.

[trivea]

Sub'd



[PeaceProductions0]

ALSO GREAT VIDS

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@PeaceProductions0 thanks! :D

[PeaceProductions0]

I think he is high

[ToxicJoon]

Have you ever seen Jerry Jackson cartoons? These remind me of them xD

Really funny ♥

[reenaaha]

please father my children

[thebenzaiefan]

GENIUS!!!!!!!!

[littlekorj]

DUDE YOUR SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@littlekorj thanks so much! :)

[omarrrio930223]

u sir, are a genious XD

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@omarrrio930223 thank you! :)

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

This was actually way better than that fucking College Humor video you posted this link on. 

[slashedsickness]

Dude... this is awesome. I'm going to keep hitting the replay button until YouTube goes down. xD

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@slashedsickness thanks! :D

[tg01millmorer]

not my type of humour at all

[NIKEBAx]

thumbs up if you got here from collegehumor!

[Prodigy5343]

That made alot of sence!

[Reptodon]

please join my religion. watch?v=TArDV-jnU0o&feature

[joetheplumber22]

points for effort, not much else.

[gelikman]

I love this! :D

[airsoftsupportsnipe1]

Weird part of youtube again!

[Sofimusic4]

okkkkk

[Live4Love2Die4Love]

i dont dream.. but at this point im kinda glad i dont... o.e.... fucking awesome though! =3

[HeyBabes909]

This is like pretty epic.

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@HeyBabes909 thanks! :)

[weirdsall]

whatthefuck?? THAT WAS AMAZING

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@weirdsall thank you! :)

[cplova333]

wat??????????

[bubblegumpop4569]

wish my dreams were as epic as yours :) haha

[XxDAxBULLxX]

I am making it my mission to make this become a hit, and make them longer.!(:

[DeathCantBeChanged]

And I´m like really confused, cus I didn´t understand like a shit of this, . so I like love it, like. So now I´m gonna go spread the word..like.

[boukenrider]

wth hahahaha

[robb180t]

no offense but how are these good?

[Slolz247]

haha this is hilarious, keep up the good work

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@Slolz247 thank you! :D

[Slolz247]

@GiraffesEatWindmills hey, what happend to your first video

[june3025]

How do people dislike these videos?

[7Rafe7]

this was okay but i think it needed more of a twist, your dad charging his waffle while the waffle charged your dad was way too predictable. I think, and this is just a suggestion, that it needed more parking lots.

[spiderranga]

THIS IS GENIUS!

[FLATOUTBEANZ]

why dont one of these go viral???????????????:D

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@FLATOUTBEANZ I need people like you to spread the word! :D

[IllicitOnlinex]

Waffles cry syrup? Does anyone have a Big Book of Waffle Insults? Syrup is expensive nowadays...

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@IllicitOnlinex just tell them their mother was a pancake

[pantasrojas]

what is this a parking lot!

[MrSeanlamkins]

This was deep, man.

[bnclalala]

That's epic! hahaha subscribed!

[ianj30]

I'm not the only one who has these sorts of dreams?

[TheLeeMD]

FAQ

Q:Do giraffes eat windmills?

A: Yes

Win

[redmma04]

I'll subscribe if you make more alot of these! So funny! :D

[hopesy97]

My mind just got... fucked.... What am I doing iwth my life?

[Kongos54]

Whoa whoa whoa... wait a minute. Are you telling me that "Daddy Muffin" isn't a real crayon color?

[RISEAGAINST0922]

please do a 10 minute special

[LittleMissRaeRae69]

lol this shit is awesome when you're high :D

[FatPanda4444]

OMG he commented on my page!!!! THANKS SO MUCHH YOUR HALARIOUS!!!!!!!

[CindyCleoChiu]

I LOVE HOW YOU USE ALL TYPES OF MEMES IN YOUR VIDS srry caps

[badpresence]

You know when they tell you: you shouldn't watch that scary movie... You'll have nightmares? I don't want to know what GiraffesEatWindmills has watched...

[unknown9069]

OMG I FUCKING LIKE THIS

MARRY ME PLEASE!

[tabonjouwmoeder]

nicee

[akshayhighbury]

I have no idea why I have subscribed your channel. I also have no idea why I watch your videos. AND I have no fucking idea why i somehow like your videos.

And i'm pretty fucking sure that if your videos mean anything, it's pretty deep. (why i do not get)

[JoshLonie]

LoL!! How could you not subscribe to this guy!!!

[adityaChicane]

THIS IS FUCKED UP! SO FUCKING FUCKED UP VIDEO!!!!!!!!

[jaybird3221]

I don't remember doing acid today.

[Mrawsomface8]

im gonna tell everyone about this cuz u deserve to go to the top lol

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@Mrawsomface8 thanks so much! :D

[infinitysquaredmusic]

the fuck?

[SteenJdaPenspinna]

nonsense i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[dehydromon]

I wish I could make a living by inventing fake Crayon names and convincing people they were real.

[mrTHEsoccerGeeK]

the waffle was like, charging my dad.

[TheRayyz]

I'm 12 and 3 month's what is this?!

[kayski1]

@TheRayyz your age is irrelevant, and you know what this is :P

[NOAHROCK10]

MAKE MORE NOW!

[NOAHROCK10]

<3

[1kiba5]

What?



[Fgfu10]

Haha nice bro

[bubblegumpop4569]

Its like... an epic mad lib. haha :)

[chazz5969]

that totally made sense

[SeekHunt1334]

Nice one!

[diool12200320042005]

love the moon...

[EnterScreenameHere]

Amazing as always man

[BamJamza]

What the fuck did i just watch?

[bushyyATL]

i like how the waffle is crying syrup.

[chakra25king]

this was posted on the new dick figures:

silliest channels on youtube :)

MondoMedia

badlipreading

tobuscus

giraffeseatwindmills

atheshit 13 minutes ago 10

lol epic truth.

[chakra25king]

@chakra25king it was a top post, 10 thumbs up.

[HistoryHarlot24]

why did you eat my fries? I bought them and they were mine. But you ate them, yeah you ate my fries. And I cried, but you didn't see me cry

[aliofisher]

now my brain hurts.... where's my bong dammit

[freezeman32]

Adventures of some hungry black guy?

[Drenizer]

You always end these videos with such hilarious statements, I love these videos.

[ShotgunShelly24]

waffles to souls to crayons....i never get tired of these! XD

[CrazyVideosForPie]

Lucky. I'd like to make a buck inventing names for crayon colors too -.-

[lumpmasta]

WAT

[Spar125]

You lied cuz like the parking lots were in the endangered species list and stuff so like fix it

[ThestrupImWithYou]

This is like the best cind of brain wash !

[CChissel]

I got excited when I saw this in my sub box! Another great video, keep those dreams flowing.

[JTnTshowXD]

\

You Are An Artist!!!!!

[TheLegitshooter]

do you like donkeys?

[bukdays]

make 'em longer plz! :D

love your vidz keep em coming (forever!!)

[CrumpetsNteaHA]

Hahahaha awesome :D

[hanabezdrob]

Yay for daddy muffin crayons.

[VHOCambier]

Everyone thinks im weird cause i keep sharing this videos on Facebook :|

[gbernard23]

@VHOCambier I shared a couple too, but two of my friends really liked them

[gbernard23]

@VHOCambier And actually, I only posted them to two different people'

[gbernard23]

@VHOCambier Judging by your car crash....

[VHOCambier]

@gbernard23 Lol. That was a long time ago :| but that car crash is amayzing

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

@VHOCambier well, I think you're awesome!

and that's all that really matters, right?

[pivotmaker1232]

@GiraffesEatWindmills heck no

[Fsogge]

This is am-ah-zing. *-*

[xfalcon1]

These are awesome! You're gonna be big in no time

[jmoody270bc]

WE MUST SAVE THE ENDANGERED PARKING-LOTS!!!

[ViVaLaPRINCE]

everything about this channel is funny