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  • the candy in the machine is called WTFisThis LAWL

  • Jesus fucking christ. This is the first video I've seen of him where he sounds like a broken record and a whiny child. So according to his logic, unless you shoot things every fucking second in a shooter game, it's a bad game. WTF? Scripted events are here to stay, deal with it. A lot of those old shooters where quite bad, don't even try to deny it. I grew up with them and yes, quite a few of them, after doom started the sordid thing, outright sucked bloody balls. Yeah, not his best work this.

  • @slask25 He's complaining about it not being a traditional Duke Nukem game which would feature nonlinear level designs with hidden areas and a focus on violence, instead it features closed level design with bad timing, as soon as you get your guns they're taken from you.

  • @Draax17 It's not the best designed game in the world, but the way he talk about it here it sound just like he joined the haters club for this game, even though he say he isn't one of them in later videos.

  • @slask25 I'll agree he goes over the top on the ranting but the game does feel like a downgrade from some of the previous.

  • >.> and later in the video he says he "wants to keep shooting things since that's what first person shooters do" that's low TB that's low. your attention span is that of a child

  • jesus "f that f this" he just keep babbling about things every other game has in certain ways. and ofcourse he has to complain about those games too and every other game fuck, TB=scrub

  • TB : What kinda annoys me..

    Duke : Your face.

    :D

  • this is absolutely ridiculous. does he have an attention disorder? i cannot believe how childish he's acting in this video

  • @silverfoxeater, wtf are you talking about? C&C Generals is considered to be one of the top games in the C&C franchise. They is talk of a Generals 2 comming soon.

    To this video -I generally agree to you TB, but in this case you really seem to be trying hard to hate the game. You skipped alot of the game content. Why would you want to skip the dialogues? Do you jump around and scream at the screen every time that happends in Mass Effect for instace?

  • so if i ask tb to sighn my tophat he will jump around the place screaming, WHY CANT I AVIOD YOU!

  • @will3450 or punch you in the face if you don't get out of his way

  • This is why games like little big planet, minecraft and skyrim are good.

  • Stop complaining haters, he is the cynical Brit, not the friendly honey coating Brit. And this isn't a review, it's a first impression.

  • "It's time to kick ass and perform basic mechanical tasks" The greatest insult to a video game ever!

  • he mocked the guy that said this was a bad review just as i was reading it :3

  • 34:54 Borderlands.......

  • HEY ITS A BAD REVIEWW EEHH

  • "A new generation of console games, ladies and gentlemen. Not allowed to figure anything out for yourself."

  • The guy in the 42 jersey has frys voice from futurama

  • The guy in the 42 jersy

  • How the ##### could you not know what Duke Nukem is???? but the latest game should have been made a whole lot better :(

  • "WTF Is... - Duke Nukem Forever "??? A SHITTY GAME I PAYED TOO MUCH FOR AND EXPECTED A WHOLE LOT BETTER GAME

  • I hate how you say that this isn't a review... If it's not a review take it out of the tags dumbass. *Unsubscribes and dislikes video*

  • @Bobaloobi Just because he has the word "Review" in the tags doesn't mean its a review.

    Fuck sake he even said it isn't.

  • @Bobaloobi Alright, seeya! Have fun fanboying over this poorly made shit of a game.

    We don't want you eating up TB's video bandwidth anyway.

  • @Kujakuseki01 I think you've replied to the wrong person. I never said I liked this game.

  • lol, am i the only one that got the christian bale shouting in a rude fashion to a employee reference?

  • I thought this game was good. I still play multiplayer, and being someone who enjoyed the hell out of duke 3d. It's not better. But it's still very fun, and all these bad reviews make me feel like I'm being forced to hate it. I like it, I just don't get it it's fun. I still play both. Like em both

  • 1,443 people like boring fps games

  • YO SUM 1 TOL ME THIS WUZ SUM TOILET BOWL CLEANER. DOOK NUKER.

  • @FinalHearth He onlys complains about it in this game because in Duke Nukem 3D is was all about the fun, mindless fun of shooting the enemies.

  • I agree this game is bad but come on, do you start complaining every time you don't get to shoot at stuff in any games? Bioware games must be really painful for ya.

  • @FinalHearth i dont think "not getting to shoot stuff" is a problem to TB. its a duke nukem game. also, the "intro" is way too long imo. intros and such shit are ok, but when you have to walk thru all that crap and are forced to watch scenes and stuff is just ridiclous.

  • One beer makes him blur? What a light weight, they made him such a puss

  • @Busty2Dusty

    To be fair, if you see someone else holding it you'll see that can has like a gallon of fucking beer inside it.

  • was I the only on who looked at the elevator buttons just to see if there were 69 of em?

  • :O Tb swore!

  • Damn! TB, wait 5 damn minutes...it's called exposition _

  • I thinked about buy this game but... it looks like shit. Its not like Duke Nukem 3D. It sucks like most of modern shooters.

  • "He's become a grandfather."

    Papa Duke!

  • Well this game looks shit

  • duke has 69 floors

  • Tb is too tough on this game

  • @ArttraTainment No, the game is just bad.

  • @ArttraTainment No he's not. Duke Nukem attracted a huge cult following and was one of the most successful FPS'. Duke Nukem Forever is another modern regenerating health linear scripted "FPS". It's bad.

  • "TIP: when being shot, try to avoid bullets."

    Well, thanks, Captain Obvious!

    What is this? A game for housewives?

  • @SithDarthGendo That's the joke.

  • reason i watch the whole thing your british accent :D

  • you tubes broken now

  • lol i like this guy hes quite amuseing

  • Couple questions for ya biscuit.

    How the hell did you get through this without a LOT of booze? Did you REALLY spend good money on this thing? And are people REALLY such sore-assed idiots that by this point they don't understand how you are when you're playing games, what you like and don't like and that DUKE NUKEM IS SUPPOSED TO SHOOT STUFF? I don't see how this can have as many dislikes as it does. Unless they just dislike the game and thats why they dislike it.

  • wow this guy rushes through everything and misses a lot of shit

  • @kristiansvenkerud It's a first impressions video.

  • @kristiansvenkerud its how some people play games like this. Theres also the fact that he wanted to get to the shooting which was safe to assume would be coming soon, giving him a good reason to rush.

  • BTW you can punch the dude at 6:26

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  • "Im hoping the linearity of this level and the nonsense doesn't extend to the rest of the game...that would be....unpleasant to say the least"

    If only TB knew the horrors to come.

  • you didnt stick around to comment on the christian bale spoof lol, you actually get to punch that guy out, its great. there you are whining about not getting to fuck shit up and you could have been punching civvies in the face if you had a bit more patience

  • @YupSsBlAzin17 it's not a review though

  • @frkbroberg it was a joke lolz

  • oh for gods sake tb stop whining!

  • You know, the thing I don't understand is, didn't Half Life do this exact same fucking thing and it's world renowned? How the hell does that work?

  • @MrNeoshredder yeah but half life let you had loads of weapons, had good puzzles and more than only like 5 types of enemies. Also half life was a bit more serious of a game duke nukem was always a game about being super OP and killing loads of shite like serious sam

  • @Chareater

    Wait what? For one Half Life 2's puzzles were about as simple as these ones, they weren't really that complex. Second, Duke Nukem Forever has five enemy types as well. Lastly, I don't really think not having a serious story should affect a game's rating.

  • @MrNeoshredder Duke Nukem Forever isn't a bad game cos its not serious, its a bad game cos, compared to its brothers (mainly Duke Nukem 3D), its the black sheep of the family. HL always had linear levels and simple puzzles, and told a good story. So you would expect other HL games to be along the same lines. Duke Nukem was always about killing shit and playing as a macho chauvinistic OP gun toting man's man. Duke Nukem Forever fails as a Duke Nukem game - THATS why its a bad game.

  • @silverfoxeater

    That makes no sense. A game isn't automatically terrible just "cos" it's not like the other games in the series. If this was true, Halo Legends is probably the worst game ever made. Also what you said about killing shit and playing as a chauvinistic OP(whatever that is) gun toting man... you still do that. You eat steroids then punch aliens in the face so hard they explode, how is that not like Duke?

  • @MrNeoshredder Because since when did Duke drive around in cars and monster trucks, solve silly puzzles and get hand held through the linear level? Never. Until this game. THATS why its bad. Maybe on its own, it would be a good game. But its turned its back on what made it a loved series in the first place. Also OP stands for Over Powered. Now you know. ;) Just out of interest, did you ever play the older Duke Nukems? Maybe im just part of the group of gamers that thinks new games are too easy.

  • @silverfoxeater

    Well that's really not the right way to judge a game. You should judge it on it's own merits. Also, it didn't entirely turn it's back on everything that made it a loved game. They got the crude humor, over the top shit, and the Duke personal spot on. Just you wait though, 3DRealms went through all kinds of shit when working on this game (Gearbox actually just touched it up a bit, 3DRealms designed most of it) but now that Gearbox has the license....

  • @MrNeoshredder Sadly, thats not the way things work; I wish things would be judged on their own merit, but they hardly ever are. Its why C&C Generals isn't seen as a great C&C game, or why Sims3 isn't as good as Sims2 (that may be because of EA though). The same goes for films. Example, The Matrix Reloaded isn't rated as well as The Matrix. In their own right, they're great games and films. But the ones that came before are better. I hope you are right, and Duke returns like he used to be. :)

  • @silverfoxeater C&C generals isn't seen as a good C&C game? first time i've heard of that. I personally thought that generals and zero hour were easily the best games out of that whole series, by miles.

  • @silverfoxeater

    They'll make a new Duke Nukem game like what Forever should've been. I can already tell they're going to. For starters they already designed a singleplayer DLC "The Doctor Who Cloned Me", and I have to admit it's a lot better than the actual game. It still pretty much has most of the stuff in Forever, but the thing is they made it all better. The driving segments are a lot better, you drive a school bus to get out of a collapsing, exploding traffic tunnel....

  • @silverfoxeater

    The other driving stage takes place on the damn moon, and it's a lot more fun. There's only like one puzzle, and it actually requires some actual thought. The humor is a lot funnier in this DLC. Also the biggest improvement, all those things take a backseat to the combat, you fight a lot more this time around, and about half way through the game you fight along side the General and Duke's friend(guy with the bandana) on an open warzone, blowing up shit all over.

  • You're talking about shooting people, although all that can be shot are aliens and machines.

  • I remember duke 3d fondly. Played it alot when i was younger. It wasn't suitable for me as I was quite young and I got stuck all the time haha but this looks so different.

  • For those that don't know, nearly everything you pick up can be thrown for an instant kill on nearly all enemies....just saying. The game itself could've been done a lot better had they stick more to their roots and let me carry more freaking guns! But it was an interesting experience to say the least, I mean I enjoyed a lot of his one-liners, but still some, if not most, was just re-said from 3D and such...

  • i think tb would like resistance 3

  • 4:19 holy shit jesse's a voice actor lol

  • Duke's voice acting kinda sounds like Stranger from Oddworld. Except more computerised.

  • @CaptainSlow202 He's had the same voice actor since the first one.

  • @TheOtherBlink That doesn't really make it any better.

  • I wish I watched this before I bought it. I played up until the racing part and stopped, uninstalled and not the box is collecting dust on my shelf such a boring yawn fest!

  • I don't get why people think it is that bad, it's just like Half-life 2!

  • @Link00065 Because If people wanted to play a game like Half Life 2, they would play Half Life 2. This is Duke Nukem! I wanna blow up aliens and make witty one-liners! Not watch a marathon session of cutscenes and scripted interactions!

  • @GuyWithBadHair Lol yeah I know, I was just kidding. xD

  • @GuyWithBadHair tell that to 3D Realms >_>

  • 27:34 *Insert Jesse cox elevator song here.*

  • watching duke nukem video for 5 min and i puked...

  • seems like ratchet and clank for people with poor taste

  • Duke Nukem Forever isn't that bad, it has its moments...

  • ...and I'm all out of ass.

  • I agree with all of this. This is completely ridiculous. It's like the word's developers are slowly leaning towards treating their customers like mindless zombies who need to be handheld through scripted crap, terribly overused linear content, a variety of over used mini-games (which might I add are boring and a waste of my time), and mindless scenes like turret sections...

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  • Puke nukem... No thanks.

  • TB is 26 eh?

    ill keep the lawlz to myself :3

  • @Jagethemage He was. 27 nowadays!

  • While the boogy man is checking for Chuck Norris in his closet, Chuck norris is check the drawers for Duke Nukem

  • @Skyoats Checking*

  • I come from the future... to tell you that the rest of the game is in fact NOT shooting... D:

    I'm sorry to say it, but this is a sad excuse for a Duke Nukem game...

  • i got the simspons refference :D

  • 3:46

    Candy called "WTF IS THIS"

    Surprised TB didn't make a comment about it.

  • FINISH THIS GAME!

  • everyone else went 'rawr' at 1:33 for him to say the pooltable was in lvl 1?

  • Wow this game looks BORING.

  • So is this game a flop I'm downloading off steam deal of the day 5 pound... TDU2 3 pound am I missing something I payed 30 for testdrive

  • @themainman2008 nah its not a flop

    14 year old mess left for GBX to try to make a decent shooter out of it

    Its enjoyable but thats the extent of it all

    They did only release this in order to get the IP and make their own game so its all good

  • who uses their thumb for elavator buttons? lol

  • "WHEN BEING SHOT, TRY TO AVOID BULLETS"

    :I

  • @damprumpan It's supposed to comedic

  • @DISYICE o rly?

  • I guess the opposite to this one is serious sam, isn't it?

  • Meh Duke Nukem is a relatively fun game. But like you mentioned. You gotta be a fan of it to really LOVE it. I played them all and I enjoyed them. But Im not craving over it haha.

  • 3:43 The candy bar is called "WTF is this" LOL

  • You crack me up with this game review. I laughed so much. Your comments to everything :) Can i have a gun now? :)

  • Just wait for Serious Sam 3 and get your dose of old-school shooting on 22 of november.

  • Wtf man, don't rush the fucking game

  • duke nukem 64 is awesome, this is pure shit

  • Is it me or does Duke Nukem steal all his one-liners from bruce campbell? Duke you absolute douchebag...

  • 25:35

    TB: What kinda annoys me-

    DN: Your Face

    pleasing overlap there :P

  • Did anyone else notice the Christian Bale "amateur" rant at roughy 6:25?

  • It's funny how he INCREASES the mouse smoothing when trying to reduce it.

    TB really needs to read stuff properly.

  • i got bored of this game pretty quickly. 

  • I didnt feel like this when i played it. I do admit i played it in a weekend and i was pretty chill, but you sound like you were annoyed before you played the game. I will say this, if you buy this, dont buy it full price. Its fun, but not worth $60. For a funny game that does nothing but shoot things, well, the first 20 minutes dont count, i thought that it got pretty dark when you find out what the aliens do to the women. I felt it was a lil harsh; maybe because i expected none-stop silliness

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  • I am not some TotalBiscuit fanboy. I do not agree with every video he posts, but I wholeheartedly do with this one.

    What the fuck where they thinking? Give me an arsenal of OP guns and let me rip through alien scum until my screen is dripping blood, accompanied by classic Duke quotes. Not some poor puzzle game hell.

  • @DeadCamper You sir Are 100% Honest!!! THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE!!! i play MW3 and i find it fking more fun then This and i hate mw3. mainly because they ruined the Call of duty series! just please Fix this game and dont make it a nightmare of linear lameness!

  • @arandomguy9 MW3 ruined the series?

    Didnt the series go downhill down a sewer pipe with MW2?

    Meh the game has major fucking issues but i enjoyed DNF(on PCbtw. consoles versions are shitty and deserve the vitriol due to them being awfulports)

    Oh well least this hell is over and we can expect a good game from Gearbox

  • @kea919306 Well yes mw3 did ruin the series due to them making deticated servers not reward anything and making them BOORING. however the singleplayer was the only thing they Improved! infact Singleplayer in MW3 was the only good thing about it. Infact much better then singleplayer in all of the Call of duty Series :)

  • @kea919306 no, the series went down the pipe starting with CoD 2...

  • @zenvidar Cod 2 was the best one. The series went downhill after cod 4

  • @sniffman1 We all have our opinions. I didn't take to CoD2, but I'm glad you did. ^^

  • @zenvidar CoD2's rifle only mode was the best.

  • @sochlemu

    lol

  • I love it when youtube arguments take up the whole first page of the comments..

  • It's time to kick ass and perform basic machanic tasks XD

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  • @WiiStation360Games fucking light weight he drinks one bear and his eye sight goes fucking bluured hes suppose to be a super human

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  • @WiiStation360Games lol wow are u srs. going to the hospital after drinking one bear. soz but no matter how fast u drink a bear its still one fucking bear thats like taking a shot. eccept it the game developers screwd up. ohh wow and u put dying thats fucking halriouse. let me guess uve never drank before

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  • @WiiStation360Games lol fuck off im not gonna argue with a kid whos never had alchole about wether a fictional character who is suppose to be this ultimate badass should get intoxicated after 1 bear p.s. bear is only 25-40% alochole cud take it strate in the eye and it still wont fuck up your vision unless ur proper leight weight. ecccept it its a shit game

  • @robertwilsong Look, mate, you're clearly a simple-minded troll, falsly accusing people of the wrong age, using hyperboles to make yourself feel dominant in this argument, and petty insults. No. Trolling won't get you anywhere. You clueless prat. Oh, and it's 'beer'. You clueless kid who's never had 'ALCOHOL' and you're too much of a 'LIGHT WEIGHT', 'EXCEPT' it's not bad of a game.

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  • @WiiStation360Games im dislexic thats why my spellings bad not because your of superior intlect.. you prick. also if u think duke nukems good i have nothing else to say to you other then you dont deserve my opinion. go pick up a copy of halo/wolfenstein/battle field and if u still like duke nukem then thats ur opinion but its the equivilant of thinking avatar was a good movie

  • @robertwilsong Whatever. You shouldn't have been a prick in the first place. The end.

  • @WiiStation360Games oh my fucking god you are an idiot.

  • @NialRiver13 Oh my fucking god, you are such a whining, bitchy troll. Fuck off.

  • @WiiStation360Games Haha okay, why don't you go get wasted on ONE BEER and forget about your own stupidity.

  • @NialRiver13 Of course, I just assumed one troll was a mega lightweight. Why don't you go fuck off and suck on your mother's pussy juices... you nutless fuck monkey.

  • I like how he starts singing the duke nukem theme whenever things slow down. Its like he's trying to take refuge.

  • Want a game to shoot ppl? => BF3! :D

  • DNF is a good game. I like it. 'Nuff said.

  • @WiiStation360Games someone agrees

  • This game is so crap. I didn't buy it, I played it at a friends for about an hour and it was so shit. >=/ I agree that whining about graphics being redundant but after so long of a development time I'm just shocked the people look so horrible and some of the textures are shit.

    The fanservice is nice but it doesn't help the GAME it helps the visuals. The humor is funny at first but slowly degrades into this tween boy giggling in the background because he drew a penis or smacked a boobie. =(

  • "This is not the Duke Nukem I knew, he's become OLDER... and KINDER!"

  • 1:26 The pool table in the arcade wasn't level one, it was level two ;)

  • Hey tb whats your computers specs

  • lol TB jst wait for the new Serious Sam game . it will be all shooting =D

    

  • Lol. The elevator dies and you get out on floor 69. Nice touch

  • aiming down sights with your fists lol that was hilarious

  • Okay, honestly i used to play all the Duke Nukem games.... and yes i mean games, and honestly this one has had its face wiped by the the crappiest of Nukem's that was originally brought out.... Duke Nukem 64.... yes 64 it was horrible, the controls sucked and so hard to shoot anything....

  • @Jinthesleeper Yea but we were young, we didn't care about anything but having fun.

  • @Jinthesleeper duke nukem 64 = duke3d + censoring and extra content =/

  • I can see that there's a lot of graphic losers and whining eternal virgin neckbeards watching this video. Shut the fuck up already people!

  • This game is shitty and who ever payed 60$ for this game has just got rick roll'd and thew there money in the trash. The guy play all yall. he knew it wasn't gonna be good . ROFL