Howard Stern Show - Dice Clay Prank Call

[BOOMEROU4]

the balck man handshake on my prick.......ROFL

[ebhe0806am]

epic fail

[torrmark]

He does not sound Mexican at all, still funny though.

[joemufc2]

haha the first soundbite had me in stitches

[RossBayCult]

The whole recording is from 'The Day The Laughter Died Part 2."

[RossBayCult]

Dice never sounded funnier.

[GAYPOWERKID]

CUM

[thegoatisangry]

some old goddam mexican or something!!

[ml191]

Dumb niger

[BEARARMZ]

why does he think hes mexican?> lmfao!!

[ajmf35029]

jump for cock! Oh, I'm gonna cum...

[jfsgro]

DICE RULES! YA HEAR

[Aguzman0077]

Wteback? watch your mouth Nigger. See? Its not nice when you use slurs.

[16erdfour0netwo]

People need to do more A.D.C. calls!

[yungheff100]

doesnt sound like andrew dice lol

[PorkFrog]

Dice has never been funnier

[TR86]

haha what if someone said "its some old goddamn nigger". the black asses out there would have a hay day with the race card.

[16erdfour0netwo]

@TR86 Totally. They need to destroy their victim complex.

[bergevan]

ya ever get a little hot wax on the ass, heh?

[CZRXCZR]

Andres Dados Plastilina (Andrew Dice Clay in Spanish)

[spc220]

I like how he says goddamn mexican, then ignorant, and then resorts to wetback. 

[Makaveli25x]

hello?

you fuckin prick motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahah

[BOOMEROU4]

OH IM GOING TO CUM BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRR

[wolfman12144]

i want someone to do the black hand shake on my prick. LOL that was classic

[wiccanXexodus]

1:14 wtf was she trying to say? was tht an insult?

[jameyd420]

@wiccanXexodus fuck your mammy

[ChainsmokingPothead]

dice is perfect for prank calls lol

[raiderfanforlife1]

hahahahahaha

want some1 to do the black man handshake

[queefbreeze]

he's not a whop he's a heeb

[Rod1stiffington]

Since when does a WASHED up has been WHOP sound like a WETBACK????

[siciliansummer]

@Rod1stiffington He's Jewish, not a wop.

[GeneralRazor]

@siciliansummer it;s guap not wop

[siciliansummer]

@GeneralRazor What is guap? I think the person I replied to though Clay was a WOP, which is a derogatory term for Italians because of his NY accent. WOP is a term used to describe newly arrived Italians who did not have any supporting documentation when they arrived - WithOut Papers aka WOP.

[200nikesdeep]

@siciliansummer true dice is a kike not a gweedo

[MBK54]

"black man handshake on my prick" HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[XLuminariumX]

@MBK54 ikr ! lolololol

[ringwormts115]

1:12 u fuck your mammy lol hahahahaha

[kaptaintrips]

This was NOT Richard and Sal --- it was Richard!

[MOREFFA]

fuck yo mammy

[girlyfishy]

lol great

[mrlemonbreath]

lol, how does he even sound Mexican? haha

[haynes1776]

Dice The ultimate asshole!!!

[729Drew]

"herrrrrooooo"

[almightyfir3]

"Jump for cock" LOL

[murray1234567891011]

haahaa the guy said wetback haaha the fucking south

[57Fatz]

This is the funniest Dice has ever been. Of course, Sal and Richard had to make him funny.

[TheAlaricPetz]

The old guy sounds like Fred Phelps.

[TorgeistLLN]

Dice is Mexican

[BackEddy29]

@TorgeistLLN Dice is a new york Jew. Not a mexican. Whatchoo talkin about, Willis?

[dabearcub]

Hehrowe????

[eezysqueezy]

Jump for cock!

[Krowsnose]

HERRO?

[kfag101]

blacks hate mexicans

[JoeyBieg]

@kfag101 they didn't call black people. people from the south have the same accent

[petey111111]

ever get alittle hot wax on the ass??  LMAO

[justentime77]

Dice talks like a guy straight outta Brooklyn and this dude thinks he's some old godamn Mexican....too funny!

[MATT60IYA]

checkout ONE BAD MICE TRAILER

[itzfixed]

lol some god damn mexican..oh s that guys great,call him back plz

[PBBIRDMAN]

LMMFAO

[THECLARENCES]

Amazing!

xoxo

The Clarences

[cookieshopgirl]

you are not a motha fucka you fuck cha mammy

[GSeward]

Its the dice man...OH!

[nathaninlondon]

Best prank call ever!!!!

[kajjagoogoo]

LOOOOOOOL

dicey is the man....i got him up there in my 5 fives with hicks, carlin, kinison and pryor.

[opethjay]

whos hicks i would put eddie murphy in there

[95sasquatch]

getting a little wax on the ass!

Funny as heck...

[TheOriginalLHM]

I laughed so hard, I covered my monitor with cereal and milk. Dice is a funny bastard!

[GoWHeadShotz]

jump 4 cock, jump 4 cock!

[netto31]

funniest shit I have every heard. I think I pissed my pants!!!!

[Silverchairbabe]

"I beat u like a redheaded stepchild,"

"your another Muthafucker u fucked yo mammy!" rolmao, Clay is so yesterday but this vid cracked me up nonetheless.

[lightthecradle92]

my bad didnt watch the end guess im the dumbfuck

[lightthecradle92]

hes not a wetback dumbfuck

[Macroptiliummosaic]

Ya ignorant, no-good, wetback motherfucker!

[SATANSCHILD954]

do the black man handshake on my....

[mflora72]

i laughed my ass off the blackman handshake on my

[spagandtuna]

I love it when they fuck they mammy! Knock all the wetbacks till you get the right one too!!

[claytoonpoon]

lol he blames the mexicans

[eekthacatrulz31]

Andrew Dice Clay.....idiot

[skidrow09]

"maury popich"

[HIM1770]

Some crazy dude is out there somewhere beating up innocent Mexicans.

[Dibrini]

And in Arizona there's a sheriff doing it!

[carbonfiberfan]

lol

[ElephBet]

well i know they have to call these people back and get permission to use this on the show. would love to hear THAT call!

[ajet100587]

I think you can do it in the state of New York with no problems.

[ElephBet]

on Howard TV a while ago, they had a special where they showed how they made these calls. (great special btw!) but yeah when they call someone's house they have to get permission before they play it on the air. idk if businesses are the same.

[CapnJ1mmy]

not when they do it live? am i right...eh who knows.

[sidewalkpilot]

@HIM1770 ah

[DrStabatoe]

@HIM1770 no such thing as inocent mexicans

[HIM1770]

@DrStabatoe Haha! Ouch! :)

[milwaukee09]

The audio is clips from Dice's shows mixed in with a staged prank call

[granta80]

@HIM1770 as long as they are illegals or in gangs

[BhillSoulja]

@granta80

i think the word innocent implies that isn't the case...?

[SteinbauSteinbauer]

beat you like a red headed step child

[black2much]

Herro :D

[grungecrunge]

Ya fuck ya mammy.

[Hughezy]

it always amazes me at how dumb these Texans are!

[iamamannow]

that's because he called the same person

[guitquick]

yes they were being so hostile by hanging up the phone when he said jump for cock...

[tubawrubel6236]

I've laughed my ass off so much listening to this...the black man handshake thing is hilarious

[jm1072]

I know, the timing is perfect.

[dirtyclothes131]

THAT WAS FUNNY

[SKiZiTy]

SOME OLD GODDAMN MEXICAN.... LOL

[39tommyboy]

do the black man handshake on my prick ?? damn man thats fucked up now. funny though.

[Cowboys6x]

I want someone to do the black man's handshake on my prick. LOL

[DeliriumBox]

Manly soundboard it sounds real!

[himynameisbobfromaz]

"im gonna cum! brrrrrrrr!"

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

Who cares if he lost his career, the fact that he was selling out Madison Square Garden is more than you'll ever do.

[Jpark8283]

amen to that. He had a good run. He was funny as hell during his peak. Honestly, id go see him do a show today if he did one around me. Ford Fairlane is still histerical. (you not a motherfucker you fuck yo mammy? what does that even mean?)

[BIGGPHILL]

"You 'nother muthafuckah. You fucked yo mammy" --- Hahahahahahaha.. who says mammy nowadays? Southern country folk.. Goddam..

[nextstophere]

Thank you so much for once again putting a stereotype on southerners.

No one fucking says 'mammy'.

[TrueGrits68]

Wet backs lol

[t4b5klh]

i wonder if he hit the next wetback he saw¿

[barajas562]

Have you heard Gilbert do an impresson of Dice? it's freakin funny!!!

[bodies42099]

diceeeeeeee

[Blackjackreggie]

Yo fukin prick mohafuka!!

[imblahhblahh]

gnrlusr8 dice should ask u how it feels to be a nobody ...and u want the black man handshake on ur prick

[tubawrubel6236]

Dice rules!!!!

[stormriderWI]

jump for cock!

[39tommyboy]

the black man hand shake on prick? i guess thats origanol comedy there.

[mac777daddy]

Why yes it is.  Dice man rocks

[thunderwear1]

Wow!! Black people are quick to throw around racial slurs.....hmmmmm.

[CStarz608]

no thats white people they created the word racism Hmmmm

[dashizzle100]

littleuglyeddie, yo cracka bitch mafucka, yo woman like my big black unit, makes her scream like your little pink pecker nevah could you cracka beeitch.

[viketaker]

haha nappy head go sell some crack to your sister for some head.....troll

[Outdrawn]

IGNANT. XDDDDDDDDDDD

[SurvivalGrounds]

he only said 2 different words, cracka and ass... looks like yer the one with no brain.

ya dumb racist shit, pull yer head out of yer ass and stop talking shit over the internet

faggit

[littleuglyeddie]

See, that's what makes you people stupid. If you L@@K closely... he spelled his name, making it THREE words the coon knows. Now go scratch your head and ponder that, dumbass.

[SurvivalGrounds]

Yo.. if yer talking about his name then whose the dumbass??? his name is 4 words you cocksucker.. """negro.. with... a... brain"""... 4 words.. if you combine that with his comment 6 words

Btw, you trying to imply im black?? well I'm white you dipshit.. I'm actually german LOL, pure breed white guy ;D I just think your a dumbass.. and a racist piece of shit.

Why don't you go spread your racist comments on the streets so someone can leave yer brains on the curb you fucking waist of flesh.

[littleuglyeddie]

oh how CUTE!! It's a wigger professing to be German even! It's ok lil' wigger... you can pretend to be whatever you like online. That's why its easier for wimps like you to hide in mommy's basement and talk shit online when you cannot back your shit in real life.

[SurvivalGrounds]

listen up eddie you ugly little homo, the world has no place for worthless pieces of shit such as yourself. You just so happen to be a racist cocksucker, only place you'd fit in is deep in the forest with your redneck clan of brothers. Every once in a while at your clan meetings cletus will make you suck him off then brutally fuck you in the ass, once your sister finds out she will file for divorce.

Me = purebred German.. wigger?.. LOL?..

You = white trash redneck faggot who fucks his moms

[eezysqueezy]

"Pure bred white guy"

Forgive me, but when a German starts using phrases like that, I worry.

You'll be making speeches in beer halls next.

[littleuglyeddie]

Stupid monkey can't tell the difference between a Mexican accent and one from Brooklyn!!

[negrowithabrain]

cracka ass cracka

[PoisonInc]

"I'll beat you like a red-headed stepchild!"

[pescadoygamba]

man,thats some bad taste.

[viketaker]

racist negro

[alondraw]

You filthy mesi-can. Watcha yo mouth

[viketaker]

do the b m hanshake on my prick

[alondraw]

Hell yeah, I'll jerk that shit out

[mac777daddy]

Suck it alondraw on your cock.

[alondraw]

Suck my own dick, eat some chicken strips. HA

[mac777daddy]

Yes you can suck your own cock if you can find that little shit dick.

[alondraw]

I'll try. Thanks.

[Baseballchampion]

like a bosssss

[inbredagogo]

Herro...jump for cock jump for cock!

[BOOMEROU4]

i want someone to do the black man handshake on my prick. LMAO

[phillydog17]

Jump for cock

Jump for cock

[mac777daddy]

DICE f'd up these stupid old coons. HAHA

[bawireman]

Well, what do you want?

I want someone to do the black man handshake on my prick.

LOL

[viketaker]

oh im gonna cum! brrrrrrrrrrr!

[MYBOYSHARIF]

i want some1 to do the black man handshake on my prick

[illlyricist420]

some were after this call a couple mexicans probally got laid out

[JackPantzMoney]

Old black men are so fucking funny. Like in the movie Life with Martin and Eddie.

[abhay108]

yo fucked your mammy!

[Jwoodill2112]

women are equal and deserve respect. Just kidding they should suck my dick.

[hattrickster33]

I agree XD

[ComedyKids08]

wooohooo

[dbzking18]

crackers suck

[aplkr8]

ol god damn mexicans..... fu#k yo mammy lol.. black man handshake lol.

[csuScorp]

what a fag. Stupid ass isnt even funny

[ballarinia]

Howard and Dice should both go to jail.

[dougcl79]

women and anyone else who has any respect for women. Sounds like you hate women as well...poor you

[gogo9898]

u fuck ur mama omg the funniest shit ever

[duderman4567]

Howard stern made this right

[gozips30]

"I want someone to do the black man handshake on my prick"

LMFAO!!

[Freshhhhh1982]

Hes fuckin shit. Not witty at all.

[stonebridge999]

They're clips of Dice, Dice isn't actually on the phone you fucking moron...

[Freshhhhh1982]

I dont give a fuck, hes shit anyway.

[LakiR1984]

it's a SOUNDBOARD mutha fukkers

[kbaum222]

he needs his ass beat more then anyone I know..

[dougcl79]

he hasnt sold out anything in over 20 years. The only people who find this idiot funny are people who are as mean spirited and hate women as much as this guy does

[dougcl79]

I dont watch his shows. I only came acrossed this by searching for Howard Stern clips. You should seek some therapy for your hatred of women, nancyboy