Jessica's Daily Affirmations: I Like Everything Girl Grows Up

[MagicMaggiemmm]

This woman hasn't changed anything in her bathroom between 40 - 60 ???

[MarisaWilliams2102]

the little girl was adorable have some respect

[MarisaWilliams2102]

stupid

[anythingnew]

The 60 one was awesome

[XXxMizzJojoxXX]

Lmao!!! Good job

[mariaic]

Very funny! :)

[7656422502]

I can't stop laughing!!! And this is sooooo true as we age.

[MythMa5ter]

I'm scared. O.o

[itsmimilly]

this is so stupid the REAL jessica was a cute little girl being cute why try and make it anything elts?



[emmeandcharley]

At 1:50 does she say, "And I love my subprimal bitch?" LMAO!!!

[deenirose]

@emmeandcharley That's really funny, but alas I say 'and I love my sub prime mortgage.'

[emmeandcharley]

@deenirose Whoopsy! I'm going to go back and listen again! This is one of the MOST hilarious videos... have shared it with friends.

[dmchatster]

wow, over 100K views - awesome!

[Chef716]

Strange

[Sperry411]

So funny..LOL..I hope you got an acting job by now. You are pretty and obviously can act.

[Annie703100]

She's 13 right now

[reyrocker5634]

LMFAO

[swimfish29]

sad she never moves or gets a new mirror

[dreamerboy24]

LOVES IT!!

[harley88ily]

This isn't Jessica

[Wahgwast]

I do love the original little girl one, but I also get the humor of this and enjoy this as well. I hope the original Jessica is a good sport. LOL......well done.

[mrTabascohot]

Very funny, However i will say now its age 40 i love my xanax, and wine.

[successlosing]

SHAMELESS!!!!!

[MacDhawanks]

Jessica in the grave (RIP) Risen from the grave. I don't go to hell. I don't like dark I don't like to be a devil I don'like to be a monster

[MacDhawanks]

I LOVE JESSICA AT 80 !!! I do not like the grandparents I do not like my hair is gray I'm not my skin that wrinkles do not like my house is rickety.

He....he....he....ho...ho...ho­.....!!!

[gentreenorton]

Jessica @ 60..... MY HERO... It's like a female Charlie Sheen, except she's less annoying.

[diamondj1979]

omg this is awesome.

[russum100]

Oh please

[NushWBush]

THIS WAS ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!! Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard! I've posted it all over facebook! hahahaha!!!

[NushWBush]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!! You my dear are a GENIUS!! hahahaha!!! Thank you so much! I've posted it all over facebook!

[andygirl13]

A-MA-ZING

[SsSsugaAh]

Jessica at 40 - my favorite ! I Love Jessica at 40!!!

[nicksawsome16]

2:33 - 2:37 hahahahaha!!!!!!!

[dmchatster]

74K views, wow.

[liquidsword29]

lame lame lame, so lame!!

[realvendettas]

I Dont care whos seeing this. I LMAO when I looked at thumbnail.

[kevlar20]

pretty damn funny at parts lol... i love sobriety *Crash*

[kalo17890]

true story...

[MoriahsLife]

Wow this is really gay.! Wow

[suzannakopec]

haha that was so well done! a plus, girl

[AnimeDream23]

O_o I'm so glad I don't know any old ladies like that. O_o

[rdm1957]

fun!

[Yourfaceeex3]

Uhm....... WTF ?

[BazzBeat808]

Very good performance. Keep up the good work. The editor should have cut the time in 1/2 and it would have been really superb

[lsatlof]

I am surprised by the comments. I find this video to be a superb performance by an talented actor who is responding to the bizarre things we teach our children to value, and what the outcome of those lessons might be.

[friedfrenchfrykilers]

that was the most stupidest bull shit in the whole fuckin world bitches try doing a comedy class im sure youll do bad im absolutly sure youll do awfull

[1958boomergirl]

To me, some of the "at 40" affirmations sound a little forced. Does anybody else notice that, too? I don't know. Maybe I'm missing the point. Maybe this is all supposed to be only a skit. Is it a skit? It would be interesting to read the comments in response to mine. Negative or positive....doesn't matter. I'd love to see what people have to say.

[BurntUniVerse]

@1958boomergirl I'm positive it's a skit, as the latter 3 are all the same actress. I think she's trying to show how our values change as we age.

[fmusikalia]

Lame..

[xorcst]

Funny for the first 10 seconds.

[AsterDXZ]

I'll call Arizona on you!!

[CHEEKIEB1]

It's pretty funny...but it runs on abit.

[sprichbeeke]

Great...this video needet to be made..Super!.

[mrtrickypants]

genius!

thanks

[YoungstownJedi]

Sorry...Your a "LAME" and you wont get famous for making an ass of yourself!!!

[corinasmart]

I love it. 

[TamarG27]

wow if this is supposed to be a joke, its horrible. How many times can you say you "hate" everything? ....bad just really really BAD.

[beachbabie020]

you should be an actress!

[Koalababy105]

What are alysons?

[dmchatster]

@Koalababy105 , Alison is Jessica's aunt.

[birkuscircus]

hilarious

[OmerBhattiLoyals]

She's 13 now btw. Lmao, good video(:

[kitkatkaittt]

love this.

[rainbowjawbreaker]

you forgot mathew haha buy nice ranting,so funny haha

[RykComerford]

too long

[TheKafram]

I CAN DO ANYTHING

I CAN DO ANYTHING

I CAN DO ANYTHING~!~!

[slrigknaps]

ROFL

[TheWisdomCube]

why did you do this??

[coconilla523]

i love this video '



[bluereyes]

"where's my cat?? Nadine!?"

[hazelmollygrey]

"Percacet!!!! Ahaha!!!!!!!!!!!"

[gentreenorton]

i'll call arizona on youuu!!! as a resident of arizona.. thats AMAZING lol

[deenirose]

@gentreenorton Gracias. 

[MrAcz280]

THE. BEST. VIDEO.

[ladygymnast13]

this is HALLIROUS!! that is amazing funny acting she is like she is going to die inside!!

[duhmasolL33T]

I LOVE the laugh at the end of the age 40 part.

[DAILEYericCaryUSA]

...

5:25 how does she dance so good with the other woman?

[wtfijustwannagetlaid]

@DAILEYericCaryUSA what are u even talking about

[LG62287]

I am pleasantly surprised. You did a great job, wow.

[snowhusky005]

LOL!

[TaylaBlueNew]

its a good idea but way too long.

[actionrunnerlad4000]

...not as cute.

[98Morgee]

LMBO that was hilarous i love it when she turns 60 LMBO :D

[ashdawg20]

Retarded! Do your research girl he said that his kid was born in 97 making her at least 12/13 now

[morbidme00]

Hahahaha - this is quality!

[rudyryu]

Hilarious...good acting!

[jenniferpowers1]

This video is sooooo good!! Great acting. Very good acting. Loved it!! Laughed out loud when you were 60!

[teh40oz]

you bitch. you just reminded me to eat my good drugs. percodans, vicodans, and my xanax. i'm not even 60 yet. i'm not even half of 60. FML.

[97livelaughlove]

Eww. you suck. get a life. boo. boo.boo! (: hahahahahah. that was just for you.

[josemariahdezantolin]

Soy el milagro mas grande de la naturaleza.

[DannyGrowth]

I grew up in Orange County...this is pretty accurate.

[MzZophia]

hahahahaha!!!! This was great!

[Ispeaktruth09]

Too funny!! Just curious - how old is Jessica today?

[JamesonBondy]

@Ispeaktruth09 The original poster (her dad) says that Jessica was born in 1997 so she would be 13 today.

[cldiscodan]

hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!! omg!!!!! i love it!!! i love it!!!!!! so hilarious!!!!!!! i love the way it is edited!!!! brilliant!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­AAA!!!! LOVE YO,U SARAH

[dmchatster]

FYI, you may want to include a link to my original video in your description, so people get the joke more easily. May not be necessary since you include part of my video in yours, but it would put your piece in context a little more. - David

[deenirose]

@dmchatster Thanks. Linked the original video on both videos. At 40 - I'm whispering 'I love Prozac' and yes it was 100% improvised. I'm glad you approve.

[dmchatster]

Nice work! I like the creativity you brought to the different stages of Jessica. Some very funny lines in there. ("Videos in the garage", LOL.) Did you learn all those lines or did you improvise them (as I'm guessing?) What were you saying at that one point when you were whispering (at 40?) - David (Jessica's dad)

[JetBun]

Funny!

[jaredscube]

great job! very smart and funny. I liked her at 60!

[georgeworkman3]

I like Latisha!!!