Overly Dramatic Readings - Twila Ch3

[dovepaw0228]

This is so hilarious... better than My Immortal, because I haven't read it first.

I CREAMED so loud...

I'm dying laughing here...

[InaraHarame]

Where can I find a copy of this?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@InaraHarame Fanfiction(dot)net. Pretty sure it's been re-posted by other users.

[MoritaMasami]

"ed n i had innercoarse on da way"

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-CUE ENDLESS LAUGHTER-

[PyroEnchantress]

Augh! Why is MCR always the target band for these characters? I like them...

"Emmett had an ejaxlamation."

[Blackbearcub13]

@PyroEnchantress Its so annoying how they have to have all the shit authors like them and make everybody hate MCR! Fucking assholes

[PyroEnchantress]

@Blackbearcub13 Everybody hates MCR anyway. The near entirety of the female fan base are just like Twila and Ebony. xD

[MellonCollie100]

"The door knocked!!!"

Best. Line. Ever. Especially when read by Zaxie The Margarine King.

(...I couldn't resist. XD )

[DudeWheresMyMind]

"and ed and I had intercourse on the way there. everyone thought we were so cute."

wat

[SACHAbumblebee]

well it's "innercoarse"....what ever that is....

[ItsukiXIII]

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!

[TwilightSucks1029]

..Whats the vampire secret? I don't get it...is it that they turn into bats??

[IndeedYouAre]

She needs to be reminded she is a loner? Hahahahahaha

[aNGLICANcHOIR92]

WERE IS THE MANUSCRIPT FOR DIS TRAHS??!?!!111111 x

[ILikeLipstick]

I am like crying with laughter oh my god

[112andromeda]

I'm reading this as I listen to it. It just doubles the hilarity of the experience. XD

[AmazingINAqua]

That's what I'm doing XD

[Autumnsfantasy]

XD This cannot be real...if she is, then I hope she's forcibly sterilized. D;

[lologirl419]

Sorry, it's real -teartear-

on the plus side, it makes for many lulz.

:D b

read it along with hearing this, it just makes it worse/ funnier. XD

[AgeOfMyths]

"SO LUCKEH!"

"DA DOOR KNOCKED!"

And ect.

XD Soooo funny!

[slr31]

OMFGGGGGGG one one one one

hahahahahahahahha!!!!!

[JLynneh]

Near the end, the character "Esmett" emerges? Is this one of Bella's oddly named children?

[TriforceKun]

So "alison" cried"historically"? Because I swear, that's what it sounded like to me.

Alopogize. Hehehe.

Innercourse. Adorable. >___> Really, now...*mutter mutter*

Ejaxclamation! AHAHAHA.

"I CREAMED so loud" Why...why do you make this sound so funny? xD

[ZaxfromTSdC]

XD I'm just reading what was written!

[TriforceKun]

You keep doing that xD It's Epic.

[dragonfire5000]

She says OMFG even after screaming about not believing in God in chapter one? Huh.

[nejihater325]

Wait....isn't Helena about his grandMOTHER?

lol ejactlimation.

WE HAD INTERCOURSE ON THE WAHY.

[TwilightSucks1029]

I'm trying to figure out what it means by 'we had intercourse on the way' cuz if she means sex . . .o.o...

[cheezonator]

"She gasped when I told her about Edward kissing me." "SO LUCKEH!" she scremmed LOL

"I scremmed IF YOU TREH TO FECJKING SUCK MEH BLED" HAHAHA

Sooo hilarious.

[LilithCor]

Ok if two people start having sex in the car that I'm in I don't think it's cute, I think it's rude and uncomfortable.

[TraitorDeiva]

Edward licked her shoes? "Alison" attacked "Alison"? And why would she give a ticket to Midnight if she wanted to go with "Ed"?

This person makes no sense!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Coincidentally, it makes as much sense as the series it's a fanfiction about. XD

[TraitorDeiva]

Good point. :D

Twilight was uber-lameness. Can somebody please explain HOW THE HELL this became a best-seller?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

...too much estrogen? D:

[LilithCor]

I think you may have just stumbled across Stephenie Meyers' editor.

[BodModxCORE]

@LilithCor OH SNAP!

[retardzz123]

LMAO. That's Epically hilarious !

So, the girl's spelling seriously fails, doesn't it ?

[Thi5i5MyUniqu3N4m3]

Portions of this sound like a drunk Jamaican... how can you not laugh mid sentence? (are there sentences?)

[ZaxfromTSdC]

I'm not making you listen to them. >.>  'sides...you can have a laugh about 'em..

[Kennybobfrank]

"Hey, are you a bat?"

God, I miss this. I can't wait till you get to the parts about Bibby Brown (Billy Black) and Hamez (?)

[PinataWithPizazz]

ummm....?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Yar?

[PinataWithPizazz]

i dont understand these videos. whats the point?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

It's for the lulz. Good for taking a break from the painfully purple prose of Twilight. *nod* Helps maintain my sanity.

[draydrone]

lolthis maintains your sanity?

it does the opposite for me XD

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Since the other video project I do is actually dealing with Twilight, itself, horrible fanfiction is a nice reprieve.

[draydrone]

ok the author is mental

[amyrat151]

Can you post the text?

[shmeiliarockie]

Hearing it read out loud really does make it sound even more like nonsensical jibberish. Goodness gracious.

[inkenyo]

XD She was static. This is SO unbelievably BAD and I can't stop listening to it! Her spelling problems are so amazingly bad... I can't imagine it... THEY HAD INTERCOURSE??? And people thought it was cute!? 0.o messed up. Ejexclamation? Turning into a bat?... XD This is retarded.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

"Innercourse".  XD

[inkenyo]

It's that much better now! XD

[Kaitlynne20]

Ejaxclimation! I'm crying right now....

[AsajjVentress]

Nice job, Zax!

[turtlesxluv]

lol nice... o btw hope u feel better

[animerocker17]

Is TwilaBeautifulPsycoTopazCullen real or a parody someone made?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Parody, I think. But never know.

[animerocker17]

Dear god Barbie...

[inkenyo]

I really hope for the sake of my sanity that it's a parody because if not... there is one STUPID girl in this world...

[animerocker17]

well sugarstain if it is a parody it's a really convincing one.

[RWR01]

It got taken down? YAY.

Oh god, an MCR concert? - _ - Loved the screaming, bahaha. xD

[SongfromBohemia]

lol, I think it was removed because the author finally found some shame.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

But now I shall be able to continue, having saved it, in its entirety (minus the lulzy pre and post notes) on my computer. XD

[SongfromBohemia]

As my friend would say, 'Huzzah!'